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Loneliness, Lonely, and That: I was lonely but that loneliness belonged to me.

Bad, Fucking, and God: Sexy Bible Quotes, Inspired by Some Birds my Friend saw Fucking Outside her House, ao3tagoftheday: oxymoronicromantic: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “sexy bible quotes, inspired by some birds my friend saw fucking outside her house”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: This is one hell of a non-sequitor “On the day when the Lord spoke to Moses in the land of Egypt, 29 the Lord said to Moses, “I am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.” 30 But Moses said to the Lord, “Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips. How will Pharaoh listen to me?” 7 And the Lord said to Moses, “See, I have made you like God to Pharaoh, and your brother Aaron shall be your prophet. 2 You shall speak all that I command you, and your brother Aaron shall tell Pharaoh to let the people of Israel go out of his land.” …I don’t think it’s telling anyone that they’re doing activism wrong???? Anyways. Song of Songs is sexier. Ok! First off, thanks for putting the verses in; that makes my life easier! Second, Song of Songs is undoubtedly sexy, but the phrase “uncircumcised lips” is much sexier. Here’s why:“Uncircumcised lips” is a literal translation of the Hebrew, and scholars have spent millennia trying to figure out what the fuck it means. Because, like, it’s a weird fucking phrase, let’s be real. Actually, let’s all take a moment to imagine what that might physically look like. We deserve it.Anyway, back on topic. Most scholars have ended up interpreting it as saying that Moses has some kind of speech impediment. But that’s really a stretch. I mean, if that’s what was meant, why not say, “a man of broken speech” or something like that? No, I think the meaning of that phrase is a lot simpler.Circumcision is the sign of the Jewish covenant with G-d. In this period of the Bible, after G-d and Abraham made the covenant but before the Law was given at Mt. Sinai, circumcision was the single, defining thing that set the Jewish people apart from everyone else. So what does it mean to have uncircumcised lips? I submit that to speak with uncircumcised lips is to speak with a non-Jewish voice.But Moses is Jewish! Why would his voice not be? Because, Moses is unique among the Jewish people. He wasn’t raised as a slave. That’s what the Jewish people are in this period and have been for hundreds of years. They’re slaves. For generations, that slavery has defined and warped their culture. Moses has never been a slave and has never lived among his people who are. He may be Jewish, but his understanding of his people, and therefore his ability to speak for them, is non-existent.So G-d tells Moses to speak to Pharoah on behalf of the Jewish people and Moses says no. How will he speak for his people, advocate for them, demand their freedom, when he can’t speak with their voice? He can’t do it and he tells G-d no. No, I won’t speak for the slaves when I am free. It’s not my place.So what does G-d say? He says Moses is right. He tells Moses to give G-d’s message to Aaron, a man who has been a slave all his life, and let Aaron go to Pharoah and speak for the Jewish people. Because Aaron is of them, understands them, their pain, their oppression, in a way that Moses, a free man, can’t and never will. Aaron speaks with a truly Jewish voice, with circumcised lips, so he must be the one who speaks for the Jewish people.So basically, G-d tells Moses to speak over an oppressed group he isn’t a part of, Moses says “no that’s bad activism”, and G-d says “you’re right oppressed people should speak and direct their own fight against oppression.”In conclusion, sure, the Song of Songs is sexy, but have you ever tried telling G-d that he needs to work harder to prioritize marginalized voices?

Dank, Memes, and Sorry: I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was 2 hours ago. I was younger then, full of hope. But now I'm tired MEMES Sorry not sorry.

Sorry not sorry.

Phone, Post, and Really: Drew Edwards @Drews_Post But that 1 percent stronger than the other 99 je ssicaajesssica_marino I hate when my phone is on 1 percent 0 0 It really is 😭💯 https://t.co/L3WuRWtHvA

It really is 😭💯 https://t.co/L3WuRWtHvA

Friends, Tumblr, and Ally: i hate you i hate you i hate you toowe hate you i hate you too i hate you too but that german guy looks scary but that german guy looks scary indeed but that german guy looks scary indeed indeed soo0 friends? soo0- friends? deal soo0 friends? deal deal GERMANY Reuniting opponents since 1618 fakehistory: Opposing forces ally to defeat Germany x3 (Circa 1618, 1914, and 1939) Alemania, creando amigos desde 1618

fakehistory: Opposing forces ally to defeat Germany x3 (Circa 1618, 1914, and 1939) Alemania, creando amigos desde 1618

God, Pussy, and Lost: atozy @atozy I'm about to sign up to colonise Mars it's been good Earth Holly @HollyyLive Lost my virginity at the Marshmello Fortnite concert, god it was so wild.... she was a default skin but that pussy felt like a million v-bucks 5:31 PM 06 Feb 19 MeIrl

Life, Love, and Time: "He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn't what matters. What matters is what he's doing about it, and what he's doing about it is nothing. And if he's doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn't do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life."

Friends, Ally, and Germany: i hate you i hate you i hate you toowe hate you i hate you too i hate you too but that german guy looks scary but that german guy looks scary indeed but that german guy looks scary indeed indeed soo0 friends? soo0- friends? deal soo0 friends? deal deal GERMANY Reuniting opponents since 1618 Opposing forces ally to defeat Germany x3 (Circa 1618, 1914, and 1939)

Opposing forces ally to defeat Germany x3 (Circa 1618, 1914, and 1939)

Anaconda, Google, and Lgbt: Infanta Muerte @GeekRemix 9m *Pretends to be shocked part 3: Return of the homophobia* @Team YouTube@YouTube gay HD Oct 8, 2017 11:42 AM 0 views o Edit 0:38 Not suitable for most advertisers Request review Team YouTube @TeamYouTube Follow Replying to @GeekRemix Hi. If you think our system got it wrong, please appeal so an expert can review Here's more on the appeals process Update on monetization appeal and the appeals process Posted 9/5/17 3:19 PM, 84 messages productforums.google.com 2:02 PM-8 Oct 2017 Infanta Muerte @GeekRemix 2m Replying to @Team YouTube Excuse me but that was the most dismissive thing I have ever seen in my life. Fix the homophobic algorithm and don't but the work on me. 4 Infanta Muerte GeekRemix 1m 'Replying to @TeamYouTube Fix the blatant homophobia for LGBT+ terms for videos that are completely blank and private. This is 100% on you and only you. Infanta Muerte @GeekRemix 4m How am I supposed to appeal the fact that you auto flag LGBT+ terms and then throttle the views? it shouldn't happen in the first place. Team YouTube Φ @TeamYouTube Replying to @GeekRemix Hi. If you think our system got it wrong, please appeal so an expert can review. Here's more on the appeals process: goo.g/jvTDg4 Infanta Muerte @GeekRemix Additionally the FACT that more and more LGBT+ terms are being flagged as not suitable is 100% YOUR fault. YOU fix it. #LGBT #Youtube Team YouTube. @TeamYouTube Replying to @GeekRemix Hi. If you think our system got it wrong, please appeal so an expert can review. Here's more on the appeals process: goo.gl/jvTDg4 2:09 PM-8 Oct 2017 gay HD Oct 8, 2017 11:42 AM 0 views Edit 0:38 Not suitable for most advertisers transgender HD Sep 20, 2017 2:38 PM 0 views Not suitable for all advertisers Request review Edit 0:38 cisgender HD Sep 20, 2017 2:44 PM 0 views Editv 0:38 Straight couple H Sep 18, 2017 7:39 AM 0 views Edit 0:46 lesbian couple HD Sep 18, 2017 7:44 AM 0 views Not suitable for all advertisers Request review Edit v 0:46 bass-borot: geekremixalot: geekremix: links https://twitter.com/GeekRemix/status/917134851085619200 https://twitter.com/GeekRemix/status/917132350294822912 https://twitter.com/GeekRemix/status/917135357392687104 retweet these. don’t let them shut you up. fight. bring this to the attention of everyone. REMINDER THAT MORE AND MORE LGBT+ TERMS ARE BEING ADDED TO THE AUTO FLAG LIST EVERY DAY! WHEN A VIDEO IS FLAGGED IT LOSES MONEY, BUT IT IS ALSO THEN THROTTLED FOR VIEWS SO PEOPLE DON’T SEE IT. YOUTUBE IS LITERALLY ERASING GAY CONTENT. If a video cannot meet the 1,000 views per week threshold required for manual review, then you have no chance of overturning YouTube’s autoflag system. YouTube telling creators to “please appeal if you think we got it wrong” does NOTHING to help smaller creators and older content that get less than 1,000 views a week.

Ussr, Enemies, and Fear: I fear no man. BASIC ECONOMICS But that thing it scares me. USSR updates the list for enemies of the state (1978; Colourized)

USSR updates the list for enemies of the state (1978; Colourized)

Fucking, Love, and Sorry: So our local children's hospital re- cently redecorated, but I'm not too sure they really thought things out eternal-dannation: jhenne-bean: forlovefromfear: diasporanpapi: youthful-pills: ichigo-hiyoko: mintymaiden: gildatheplant: Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys. I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings. im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂 Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something Xoxo -Designer What is Color Theory? I think y’all are missing the point here. You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood” like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct. this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Bad, Head, and Shit: alison ig: alibabin9 @alisonpool If your girl is still bringin up old shit, maybe it's time to sit down & talk to her about it. Yes, it may be annoying, but that clearly means it's stuck in her head, and it's been weighing heavy on her heart. Just as bad as you want her to forget, she wants to forget it 10x more 9:49 AM 2/5/19 Twitter for iPhonee 17.1K Retweets 60.7K Likes

Food, Funny, and Girl Memes: di(e)lton @lilghosthands every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby 9/10/17, 11:02 PM Every morning I let my cat lick my face before she licks her butthole but that’s meowbizzzzz and surprisingly not one of the reasons why I’m single.

Click, Jeb Bush, and Tumblr: CLICK ClickHole HOLE 14 mins . Jeb Bush: "Look, I wasn't a perfect candidate. I know that. But that doesn't mean you had to steer this country straight into a xenophobic hellhole. 2016 You Shouldn't Have Made Fun Of My Exclamation Point clickhole.com You and 3.2k others 176 Comments 521 Share earthdad: It’s getting harder and harder to tell what is a Clickhole article and what is real

earthdad: It’s getting harder and harder to tell what is a Clickhole article and what is real

Saw, Shit, and Target: petite-guignol: naamahdarling: aniseandspearmint: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cryoverkiltmilk: tandembicycles: cybermax: coolcatgroup: swordandthread: i solemnly swear i’m up to no good HOLY SHIT The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling. @quantumghosts #how long do you think that cat has wanted to touch those shimmery orbs?#How long do you think it’s looked up at that light fixture and thought Someday or If only#But that day#Some human left a chair#right in the spot#and that cat#that magnificent chicken leg of an animal saw it’s opportunity#it carefully scaled that chair#it balanced on the tippy top#and it reached for it’s dreams these are important tags Live your dreams you funky little goblin She NEEEEDS the SHINIES Magnificent chicken leg. man this is a great photo but why on EARTH would you ever own that light fixture and a cat at the same time

Memes, Valentine's Day, and Stuff: Me buying Valentine's Day stuff for her knowing damn well I'm getting nothing back but that same ol' semi trimmed coochie 1G: @thegainz 🙄

Click, Fucking, and Funny: N THE text in MSPa Do r rotate omegapausestuck: koobaxion: alphaplayfree: alienpapacy: you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier” ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie Step one: Type something. P E R F E C T. sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION. You see that little resize button on your menu? Yeah, that’s the one. you can just click that shit! On older versions of MS Paint there isn’t this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click. THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!! STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW When you click resize, this menu comes up. I’m sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who don’t, I’ll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately, or all together Using that little “Maintain Aspect Ration” checkbox there, but that’s not important right now. wHat we’re focusing on is that skew option on the botttom. with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left to the right up and down. “BUT 5IDER!!!!!” you say, “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ROTATED AT ALL” wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ’ S T I M E F O R STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!! now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things like and But that’s neither here nor there… what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions.. HOME RUN! Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesn’t exactly match up with its negative dimension… (Step 5: Angular ratios) See? there’s a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations. Fortunately, I’ve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure… i present my handy dandy graph All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint. Have fun! You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post. Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?

Dude, Tag Someone, and Hey Dude: "Hey dude don't turn now but that per-" Me: Tag someone that does this 😂 https://t.co/tq8JPQQbzT

Tag someone that does this 😂 https://t.co/tq8JPQQbzT

Being Alone, Memes, and 🤖: The hardest walk you will make... is the one you make alone, but that is the walk that will make you the strongest.

Business, Good, and Mars: EOX FOX Business o BUSINESS @FoxBusiness Elon Musk on Mars flights: 'Good chance' first passengers will die Some of you may die, but that s a sac grifice i'm willing to make.

Internet, Super Bowl, and Target: BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed 22 Things Adam Levine Totally Looked Like At The Super Bowl Although auto tune failed Adam Levine terribly, Target Home Collection really came through with his wardrobe. 22 Things Adam Levine Totally Looked Like At The Super Bowl buzzfeed.com The game might've been a snooze-fest but that didn't stop the Internet. Link in bio 👀

The game might've been a snooze-fest but that didn't stop the Internet. Link in bio 👀

Brock, Hope, and Now: Brock @lmTheeBrock I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was 2 hours ago.I was younger then, full of hope. But now I'm tired 5/13/18, 8:25 PM Over 25 year olds’

Over 25 year olds’

Dude, Friends, and Memes: "I look like your auntie, but that dude in there acting like your auntie telling on people" snoopdogg says in his era things were different and there wasnt a world for snitches 🐀 is this true⁉️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Fucking, Love, and Sorry: So our local children's hospital re- cently redecorated, but I'm not too sure they really thought things out eternal-dannation: jhenne-bean: forlovefromfear: diasporanpapi: youthful-pills: ichigo-hiyoko: mintymaiden: gildatheplant: Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys. I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings. im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂 Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something Xoxo -Designer What is Color Theory? I think y’all are missing the point here. You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood” like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct. this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Riot, Dirty, and Hamster: Middle Age Riot @middleageriot Parenting is hard. I am trying to teach my son that "Vagina" isn't a dirty word, but that he still needs to pick a different name for his hamster.

Riot, Dirty, and Hamster: Middle Age Riot @middleageriot Parenting is hard. I am trying to teach my son that "Vagina" isn't a dirty word, but that he still needs to pick a different name for his hamster. Parenting struggles amirite

Fucking, Love, and Sorry: So our local children's hospital re- cently redecorated, but I'm not too sure they really thought things out cazador-red: eternal-dannation: jhenne-bean: forlovefromfear: diasporanpapi: youthful-pills: ichigo-hiyoko: mintymaiden: gildatheplant: Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys. I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings. im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂 Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something Xoxo -Designer What is Color Theory? I think y’all are missing the point here. You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood” like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct. this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Crime, Cute, and Future: AT&T 12:56 PM Abbi YOU MATCHED WITH ABBI ON 1/27/19 By mandate of state of California pre-crime division, I'm placing you under arrest for future murder of Daniel AND first degree cuteness Today 12:54 PM You have the right to remain silent, but that will make me sad: Abbi 19 Sent Police Cadet 42 miles awa I'm here for enemies, serious inquires only. Find a way to meet and talk to me in person so I can have a cute "how we met" story to brag about after I murder you and take your money lype a message Send I can’t let you take my life, but I can let you take my heart

I can’t let you take my life, but I can let you take my heart

Run, Spanish, and Lost: This is why once you've traveled for the first tlme all you want to do is leave again. They call it the travel bug, but really it's the effort to return to a place where you are surrounded by people who speak the same language as you. Not English or Spanish or Mandarin or Portuguese. but that language where others know what it's llke to leave. change. grow. experlence. learn. then go home again and feel more lost in your hometown than you did in the most foreign place you visited. This is the hardest part about traveling. and it's the very reason why we al run away again.

Bored, Confused, and Crush: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so I just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that's where my desk was, and it didn't occur to me to ask Looking back I realize they had to make the effort to get to school early to move it, and I feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more. -biggest-gaudiest-patronuses In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse set in for show in tell. the ball went missing during class time and at the end of the day we all had to check our bookbags to look for it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to go home), but that evening I found it at the bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being blamed, I threw it into the neighbor's yard and never told anyone. I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke put it there to frame me, and he was still extremely frustrated I hadn't gotten caught. I'm pretty sure Richard got a new ball. feral-renaissance-cat I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten and made NO attempts to hide it because the people on TV were always telling each other when they liked each other. Didn't work as well as I'd hope (i.e. didn't work AT ALL and no boy wanted to hang out with me ever after that), but that's not the point. Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me if I havea crush and I'm like, "Yeah, [Crush]. And?" Dude turns around and yells to my crush "Hey! She has a crush on you My crush just kinda sighs and is like, "Yeah. I know. Everyone knows. Thanks." So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in front of everyone but it completely backfired because I lack the social filter necessary to feel ashamed of my base desires. darkhumourandfandoms One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it. He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot. lycant-guy22 Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of "fucks given" The Zero Fucks Given crowd

Nature, Blood, and Rachel Nichols: ARENA Trae Young says he will be better than Luka Doncic in 5-10 years: “In my eyes, it’s not a question … But that’s just the competitive nature in my blood,” per Rachel Nichols

Trae Young says he will be better than Luka Doncic in 5-10 years: “In my eyes, it’s not a question … But that’s just the competitive nature ...

Oracle, Answer, and Ask: I am the Oracle. I can answer any question you ask. Why is it called 'Building when it's already built? Any question but that.

Fear, Bunny, and Man: I fear no man. But that thing It scares me. Just a harmless little bunny isnt it

Just a harmless little bunny isnt it

Music, Yo, and Old: Blaine @_Blainee when i turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting meep @heyitsmeep WOOAH there buddy I'm not the same person I was last night Hey yo I did some things, but that’s the old me

Hey yo I did some things, but that’s the old me

Dank, Riot, and Dirty: Middle Age Riot @middleageriot Parenting is hard. I am trying to teach my son that "Vagina" isn't a dirty word, but that he still needs to pick a different name for his hamster.

Bored, Confused, and Crush: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so I just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back. I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that's where my desk was, and it didn't occur to me to ask Looking back I realize they had to make the effort to get to school early to move it, and l feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more biggest-gaudiest-patronuse:s In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse set in for show in tell. the ball went missing during class time and at the end of the day we all had to check our bookbags to look for it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to go home), but that evening I found it at the bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being blamed, I threw it into the neighbor's yard and never told anyone I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke put it there to frame me, and he was still extremely frustrated I hadn't gotten caught I'm pretty sure Richard got a new ball. feral-renaissance-cat I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten and made NO attempts to hide it because the people on TV were always telling each other when they liked each other. Didn't work as well as I'd hope (i.e. didn't work AT ALL and no boy wanted to hang out with me ever after that) but that's not the point Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me if I have a crush and I'm like, "Yeah, [Crush] And?" Dude turns around and yells to my crush "Hey! She has a crush on you!" My crush just kinda sighs and is like, "Yeah. I know. Everyone knows. Thanks." So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in front of everyone but it completely backfired because I lack the social filter necessary to feel ashamed of my base desires darkhumourandfandoms One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it. He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot lycant-guy22 Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of "fucks given" biggest-gaudiest-patronuses damn right we did Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses No fucks given

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Chrome, God, and Google: Billy Ray Cyrus @OfficialBRCyrus Microsoft didn't create Internet Explorer to be a way of downloading Google Chrome but we always find ways to improve things don't we Aurora @Arorajmm Being Gay/Lesbian isn't normal at all. I'm sorry but that is a fact. God never created man to be w man and woman to be w woman 8/4/17, 6:34 AM 15.3K Retweets 32.8K Likes nikadd: minuute: precumming: I’m… Wow ok… drag em

Oracle, Answer, and Ask: I am the Oracle. I can answer any question you ask. Why is it called 'Building when it's already built? Any question but that. But why?

But why?

Memes, Http, and Oracle: I am the Oracle. I can answer any question you ask. Why is it called 'Building when it's already built? Any question but that. But why? via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Dry0jX

But why? via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Dry0jX

Friends, God, and Oh My God: Jon Coopere @joncoopertweets Follow Trump is running television ads to ask people to call 800-350-6647 and press 1 to DEMAND that Pelosi and Schumer fund the wall. Buried at the end, the announcer says, "press 2 if you do NOT support funding the wall Friends, you know what to do. #NoWall 12:07 PM-17 Jan 2019 114 Retweets 120 Likes 24 tl 114 120 kevindrakewriter: nitramgniknilra: bogleech: systlin: m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, make the sound a cell phone makes when a call has been disconnected if you don’t respond, and then say “Press 2 if you do not support the wall.” Did it to fact check, and it does in fact make the “end call” noise making you believe the call was done before you could press 2 to say you don’t support the wall. I’ve done this four times today. okay but does pressing 2 even actually do anything or did they probably just rig it to produce their pro-wall data anyway? In twenty years this post will be in a textbook to teach kids why neoliberalism was a useless joke. Know that this isn’t Trump’s ad but House Freedom Fund, a political action committee closely affiliated with the conservative Republican House Freedom Caucus. If you call this number you could be handing over your phone number to be robo called by this committee for fund raising. There is nothing impartial about this. It is pointless to act on this number as the source is already biased for the wall and any dissenting call will just have their data collected, probably; I don’t have any real evidence of this but that’s my guess as to what is going on here.

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Cute, Gif, and Makeup: l Telstra 4G 9:54 pm YOU MATCHED WITH20/13 damn you're so cute, i wouldnt mind your make up taking up my entire bathroom counter space x Trust me I don't have much makeup but that is a great line, thank you :) you're that cute without much make up?? I guess you'll never know i disagree, when you wake up next to me you won't be wearing any Sent Ooooo I like the sound of that aiF Type a message GIF Send We’ve cracked the code

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Saw, Cool, and Mercury: charminglyantiquated fun fact: once Freddie Mercury was visiting Hungary and he saw a cool building. this cool building. and he asked if he could buy it and they had to explain that they were dreadfully fond of him but that is our parliament, mr. mercury amydoesntdoanything freddie mercury for ruler of hungary Bow before Emperor Freddie Mercury!

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Dank, Love, and Pets: @POMPOUS.ALBERT LAD BIBL E They might not be the most traditional-looking pets but that doesn't mean we love them any less ❤️🐱🐶

Fucking, The Hunger Games, and Miley Cyrus: alicia @alicialands Miley Cyrus might be married now but let's never forget this iconic tweet Miley Ray Cyrus MileyCyrus I wanna see the new Hunger Games but that means I'll have to look at my ex for 2 fucking hours 939450 0:50 AM-5 Doc 2013-via Twitter Embed this Twee

Confused, Love, and True: "Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true. Loneliness hurts,rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt."

Af, Animals, and Fashion: Isa AMAZINGLy EASY WILDLY RECIPES EVERY 5the it WEEK ISA CHANDRA MOSKOWITZ Coauthor af the bestseller PESANOHICON iSalud! VEGAN MEXIC EDDIE GRRIR COOKBOOK 150 MOUTHWATERING RECIPES FROM TAMALES TO CHURROS -AMERICAS- TEST KITCHEN VEGAN FOR EVERYBODY Foolproof Plant-Based Recipes for Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and In-Between A great read for vegans and aspiring vegans." RUSSELL SIMMONS MAIN STREET VEGAN Everything You Need to Know to Eat Healthfully and Live Compassionately in the Real World VICTORIA MORAN bestselling author of Creating a Charned Life WITH ADAIR MORAN lol-coaster: “Hi, my name is Prya. I became vegan about a year ago. It started with food but pretty quickly I wanted to use only cruelty free beauty and fashion products. But that was a bit more challenging.Things like finding a new perfume (most famous perfumes are tested on animals) or a warm sweater without wool were, and still are, not easy. But the more I started searching I stumbled upon some great brands that believe cruelty free is the way to go.I decided to post the products I use and the ones on my wishlist here. But not only my favorites, I would also like to know and feature your favorite cruelty free products! “ https://crueltyfreeproducts.store/

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Meme, Business, and Good: EOX FOX Business o BUSINESS @FoxBusiness Elon Musk on Mars flights: 'Good chance' first passengers will die Some of you may die, but that s a sac grifice i'm willing to make. I call this. Meme.

I call this. Meme.

Memes, Free, and Seahawks: Seattle Chawks @Seattlechawks LB K. J. Wright says he doesn't have a specific salary number in mind but that he wants to be "respected." #SeahawksE EATTLECHAWKS 12 K.J. Wright says in interview that Seahawks have never made him a contract offer. Says he doesn't have a specific salary number in mind but that he wants to be "respected.'' —- Wright continues on to say "I'm going to be a free agent.'' Says he wants to see what's out there.

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