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saltycontessa: mewithanie: meleedamage: faith-food-fashion: prepfordwife: piercingsandink: sinkinga-w-a-y: mariesbookblog: beautifulgodzilla: beautifulgodzilla: THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART The notes on this!! Awww “Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~ can they see this right now?? OMG HE’S ADORABLE NiceGuy™: “I hope my crush wears sexy underwear to bed” Actual nice boy: “gosh I hope she wears pjs to bed so I can get some for her” Beautiful : 6:17 AM 〈Messages Caleb Contact Today 6:12 AM What do you wear to bed? Lacy black bra and booty shorts in the summer;-) Read 6:12 AM k but what about like in the winter do u wear warm pajamas my mom is making me throw out my superman pajamas and i know theyre about your size i swear they're not gross or anything, ill wash them before if you want them i just know u like superman iMessage Send saltycontessa: mewithanie: meleedamage: faith-food-fashion: prepfordwife: piercingsandink: sinkinga-w-a-y: mariesbookblog: beautifulgodzilla: beautifulgodzilla: THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART The notes on this!! Awww “Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~ can they see this right now?? OMG HE’S ADORABLE NiceGuy™: “I hope my crush wears sexy underwear to bed” Actual nice boy: “gosh I hope she wears pjs to bed so I can get some for her” Beautiful

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buttsoclock: fakehistory: Alan Turing creates the famous “Turing Test” (1950) As someone who works for an online chat customer service department, we get questions like this a lot. Or, more frequently, we get people trolling us because they just assume we’re computers and want to see how the “AI” will react to certain questions/comments. My favorite was:Customer: HelloMe: Hi, [customer name]! How can I help you?Customer: I’m having trouble with my product.Me: I’m sorry to hear that. I’d be happy to help. Can you please describe the problem you’re having?Customer: It’s you. You are the problem. I’m breaking up with you.Me: But…what about the kids?Customer: oops i didn’t think you were real bye *ends chat*: Jessica: Welcome to AT&T Chat. How may we help you today? Me: are you real Jessica: Hi! My name is Jessica. How can I help? Jessica: Nice to meet you, sure I'm a real person) Me: owo Jessica: UwU buttsoclock: fakehistory: Alan Turing creates the famous “Turing Test” (1950) As someone who works for an online chat customer service department, we get questions like this a lot. Or, more frequently, we get people trolling us because they just assume we’re computers and want to see how the “AI” will react to certain questions/comments. My favorite was:Customer: HelloMe: Hi, [customer name]! How can I help you?Customer: I’m having trouble with my product.Me: I’m sorry to hear that. I’d be happy to help. Can you please describe the problem you’re having?Customer: It’s you. You are the problem. I’m breaking up with you.Me: But…what about the kids?Customer: oops i didn’t think you were real bye *ends chat*

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symbisexual-disaster: cassowarykisses: Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Blame the ACLU and PETA! They lobbied for the rights of the symbiote! on a meta level, this is an attempt by the writers to come up with an in-universe reason for Venom never being broken up into human symbiote when they’ve been arrested (and also take a dig at the ACLU and PETA) but in-universe? the raw implications of the ACLU having a successful symbiote rights campaign that happens entirely offscreen and is never mentioned again?  when did this campaign happen?  who spearheaded it? Eddie did date two lawyers (Anne Weying and Beck Underwood) - were they involved in any capacity? did the ACLU actually sue on behalf of the symbiote? if so, what judge presided over this? what new fields of case law have been opened up by this? what existing case law is there in the Marvel universe for the rights of mutants and extraterrestrials? who were the witnesses in this case? even if it never went to court and was a 100% an ACLU campaign to get people to appeal to their representatives on behalf of symbiotes, you could still have expert witnesses called to Congress. you probably can’t subpoena Spider-Man, since his identity isn’t public, but what about Reed Richards (since he had the symbiote in captivity at least once)? what about various prison therapists and case managers? Matt Murdock, since he represented Venom in the Venom: On Trial miniseries? there is an entire court drama waiting to be written here and this throwaway line will never be touched on again This is insane hahaha That awkward moment when a comic universe PETA is more progressive than the real one.: SO YOU'RE SAYING EVERY TIME GARGAN OR BROCK HAS BEEN INCARCERATED- 5 -WHILE BONDED WITH THIS ALIEN CREATURE, THEY'VE BEEN PERMITTED TO KEEP IT ON THEIR PERSON?! YES! EVEN THOUGH WE'VE KNOWN WE COULD REMOVE IT WITH SONIC BLASTS! BLAME THE ACLU AND PETA! THEY LOBBIED FOR THE RIGHTS OF THE SYMBIOTE! UNBELIEVABLE! WHY NOT LET HIM CARRY A LOADED FIREARM WHILE THEY'RE AT IT?! symbisexual-disaster: cassowarykisses: Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Blame the ACLU and PETA! They lobbied for the rights of the symbiote! on a meta level, this is an attempt by the writers to come up with an in-universe reason for Venom never being broken up into human symbiote when they’ve been arrested (and also take a dig at the ACLU and PETA) but in-universe? the raw implications of the ACLU having a successful symbiote rights campaign that happens entirely offscreen and is never mentioned again?  when did this campaign happen?  who spearheaded it? Eddie did date two lawyers (Anne Weying and Beck Underwood) - were they involved in any capacity? did the ACLU actually sue on behalf of the symbiote? if so, what judge presided over this? what new fields of case law have been opened up by this? what existing case law is there in the Marvel universe for the rights of mutants and extraterrestrials? who were the witnesses in this case? even if it never went to court and was a 100% an ACLU campaign to get people to appeal to their representatives on behalf of symbiotes, you could still have expert witnesses called to Congress. you probably can’t subpoena Spider-Man, since his identity isn’t public, but what about Reed Richards (since he had the symbiote in captivity at least once)? what about various prison therapists and case managers? Matt Murdock, since he represented Venom in the Venom: On Trial miniseries? there is an entire court drama waiting to be written here and this throwaway line will never be touched on again This is insane hahaha That awkward moment when a comic universe PETA is more progressive than the real one.

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srsfunny:It’s Less Than $1 A Student: S minutes ago I think that every classroom in America should have a fire extinguisher. Hear me out on my reason why When a school goes into lockdown, each classroom is pretty much a bunch of sitting ducks. If an attacker gets through the door, the teacher needs to engage them. Fighting back is all you can do at that point. Arming staff members opens up a huge can of worms and potentially more harm than good. But, what about fire extinguishers? What if, when a school went into lockdown, every teacher grabbed a fire extinguisher? If you're up against the wall next to the classroom's door, you should have a split second to make a first move. Pull. Aim. If he gets in, squeeze. The attacker is now engulfed in a cloud of white smoke. The white powder (potassiunm bicarbonate and CO2 mix) is now in his eyes ears and lungs. He can't see, and his oxygen has just been replaced with CO2 that is so cold his throat is being freezer burned. At some point, he's going to drop the weapon. If he's not going gone unconscious yet, hit him over the head as hard as you can with the extinguisher. You WILL knock him unconscious. Evacuate and let authorities take over Is this a foolproof method to stop the increasing numbers of attacks in our schools? No, but a freaking $30 fire extinguisher, which will cost even less when bought in bulk, is a start. If we can spend $720,000,000 in Iraq every day, I'm pretty sure we can put a fire extinguisher in every classroom in America it's less than $1 a student. That's a pretty cheap insurance policy, don't you think? (Please, feel free to share this) srsfunny:It’s Less Than $1 A Student

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