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We in 2018, she in 2058 by sooshi MORE MEMES: Thread I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. Thread* 48 PM 39 Aug 18 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder machine ahopping my soul around and t vary attractwe young laxty No bio. Fairly innocuous l text her n we make amall tak abt work or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa hic huge precentation im werkin on for my job, would you be ottended if I got back to you ve gol more free time? youre cute and t want to meer you Im just oo busy m thought wel that's an owerty elaborate way to ghest somsone i say TolI woudrt be offended Isotaty get t me up when you're iree thank you t was wormed you late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ n my head Tm Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget about her then I remember and go back o tinder andic ontt ind i that's ward she deleted her tinder buti take it s overly elaborate ghoating methods Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM omomow t was wondering if you wanted wa coukd go get drinks ater and see what happens m like wel iibe daned Genuinely didnt think she would message me around todoy and tomonow but just conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the stage thes weead ot say sure thing lpoking formand bo it This moming she texts me at 9 am hey it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud clear up in time for our de I'm ike coot ill be there Iplay football wth gerwond aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt says singer actress, model, 3000 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it 0 I make my way to Unign Square Eat a hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh Manhattn shit e random a She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn but jut meet me by te stage then we can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of e fucking stage sol stand af so tha ade a bit 0 Eventusly ee a giiming towards bockstage wn two enonmoue bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its her and fm thinking WHAT THN l stay back and oosess the snuation and fuck imma playing and she gets on the stage and im so fucking confused but think wel guees she's a social mecde rality or 0 L immeciately think Im too fucking old She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for coming outbet you re oll mondering the fuck is this about 0 She then ays kow al of yog hee are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0 Then she says l've invited you all here for proceads to gve a hunger pane about wtut its gomna take to 0 L THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND D THEM THESAME SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN 0 Every man n ne owd look down ard mimes WHAT IN 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl NAME OF SCOOBY Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal he falopian fortitude the g possesses This is top 10 gremest and plaged TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING FMVAN CIVILIZATION DONT GET GOT THE END clare harper flood herpoonen h weet your l We in 2018, she in 2058 by sooshi MORE MEMES
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18 Girls Describe The Weirdest Thing About Guys: 1. Where the hell do testicles go when you sit on a bicycle? 2 Testicles. They're just weird. How do you not sit on them accidentally all the time? Why are you constantly 'adjusting" them? Why does a mere tap to them incapacitate you? The whole gelting hard thing is weird. Can you feel the blood rushing to your penis? Like it seems weird to have an appendage that you feel the bload rushing to and throbbing. Say my arm, for example. that would be a weird ass feeling to experience. P women its more internal and deep. Our cit tingles and such. But for men its just so extemal and different it seems The dick...bounces. When it's aroused, it will go erect, but then Ill suddenly touch his thigh or take off my shirt and it will bounce up and down like an excited dog and for some reason thats so fascinating to me. I found it pretty funny the first time I saw it 5. Back-stabbing with boners. Why? just get sick of them poking me in the back when Im trying to cuddle with a guy. 6. Why don't guys wipe when they pee? I mean the tip is probably a little wet from pee. Do you just gnore any urine that gets on your underwear? Shaking it can't totally get all the pee off. There's no way I could just shake the pee off of my parts. 7. Having some reason that's just...mind-boggling to me. a stick hanging between their legs. For 8. Haw do you rum with things between your legs? 9. When they put their hands in their pants... Why? I asked my S0 this last night and he just said it was a habit, but I've seen other guys do this before. So weird to me. 10. Recently my girtfriend discovered that if I need to pee when Im pooping I will do it sitting down. his amazed her. She asked her brother if he did. too. She still isn't over the fact that guys pee sitting down when pooping. 11. Why don't you use soap when washing your hands after draining the lizard?I mean..thats just nasty 12. Their fascination with boods. And how they seem to forget that boobs have nerve endings and hurt when you poke or hit them. They aren't bongos. 13. How violently guys greet each other, 14 Spitting! Why do men always spit? It's not like they can't swallow it It's so gross! 15. Why farting and pooping is so damn funmy. Every guy ľve ever known has made some joke about Taking a huge dump.or about Taco Bell burning their butthole. 16. The absolute fucking buffoonery they engage in. I have an idea Let's all punch each other on the arm and see who can tolerate the hardest punch. WHAT? Hey guys, let's jump into a cactus. DA FUQ? yo dude, watch me run my jeep into a brick wall SERIOUSLY. HOW DO YOU ALL LIVE PAST SIX? 17. Their savage and inconsiderate lack of manscaping. When they don't shave, and expect the girl to be shaved. I mean, some hair is okay, but when I'm deep throating you, I don't need your hair in my mouth as well 18. The fact that any time you put a few of them together, action happens in some form or the other. Girts don't do this, butI wish we did. Leave like 5 girls together and we ll talk leave 5 guys, and weird shit happens.It's very entertaining though! SORRY FOR THE LONG POST HERES A POTATO 18 Girls Describe The Weirdest Thing About Guys
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solitaire-circus: shingekishippingsquad: The Official SnK Library is a blog that houses fanfiction of any pairing in the Shingeki no Kyojin fandom. You can share your favorite stories and search for a fanfic according to your tastes: pairing, character, rating, work count, status and even kinks (THIS FEATURE IS SO IMPORTANT YOU HAVE NO IDEA). The blog was recently created, so there isn’t many fanfics there yet, but make sure to check it out and give it a follow! It’s going to be so helpful when you get obsessed with a new ship (or when you need to find stories of your non popular otp *quietly sobs*) Does this mean I won’t have to keep losing links to my favourite fics? :D: HOME MESSAGE ARCHIVE CREDITS TAGS SUBMIT 51 minutes ago 1 note Blog dedicated to collect and organize SnK fanfiction for virtually any pairing. You can always share your favorite stories with me as a recommendation for them to get posted. This is a guide to our tags and a how-to-use ous search engine for you to find fanfics easier. Any questions? Our ask is always open. SUPPRESSION http://archiveofourown.org/works/954974 "T'm sure you 're aware, butI" Eren swallowed thickly. T have feelings for you. I won't give them a name like love, but I want you to now I care for you, romantically. I dont ask for anything in returm, and I now you have your hands full right now with the new recruits, but I see the bags under your eyes, hear the heavy sighs you breath. When you think no ons is looking, I see the pain and stress that you allow into your eyes, even fir's just a fraction of a second, because I look, Corporal #fic rec #Ereri #mature #one shot #series: wip #under: 5k #canon #fluff #asexual!Levi #char. Hanu #mantalouise reblog 2 hours ago+ 1 note Google" Custom Search MARKS http://archiveofourown.org/works/977604 "I'1l need a name." "I'm surprised if there's still a man in Sina that doesn't know my name The medic gave him a look, "Your family name. And your birthplace." Clearly, he 1/3 was a man of saintly patience. "I don't" because he really didn't know. Or rather, he didn't remember. Levi bit his tongue, and he wished that the medic would stop staring. "My family name is Smith. But I don't have family. I was probably borm in Trost.'" #fic rec #Eruri #mature #one shot #under: 5k #canon divergence #char: Hanji #asuralucier reblog TAGS LIST This is not a complete list, as for I just started this blog a few days ago. I will be updating this page as constantly as can. If you notice there's something wrong with the tag for one of the pairings it..feeeb eeouse tt\etst thin th teamet please let me know! Google" Custom Search Search BACK MESSAGE CREDIT WORD COUNT 1K 1-5K 30K 10-20K 20-50K RATING STATUS COMPLETE WORK IN PROGRESS ONE SHOT SERIES: WIP SERIES: COMPLETE G/PG NC-17 WANNA EAT YOU CHARACTERS LEVI YMIR MIKASA ACKERMAN ARMIN ARLELT MARCO BODT REINER BRAUN YMIR/CHRISTA MIKASA/ANNIE ERWIN/LEVI EREN/LEV EREN/ARMIN JEAN/ARMIN KINKS BDSM BEGGING/OVERSTIMULATION BITING ORAL SEX CROSS DRESSING DIRTY TALK DUB-CON/NON-CON FINGERING FROTTAGE SASHA BRA US BERTHOLDT FUBAR BERTHOLDT/REINER EREN JAEGER BERTHOLDT/REINER/ANNIE 1K 1-5K 5-10K G/PG COMPLETE WORK IN PROGRESS ONE SHOT SERIES: WIP SERIES: COMPLETE PG-13 NC-17 20-50K CHARACTERS LEVI YMIR MIKASA ACKERMAN ARMIN ARLELT MARCO BODT REINER BRAUN SASHA BRAUS BERTHOLDT FUBAR EREN JAEGER JEAN KIRSCHTEIN ANNIE LEONHARDT CHRISTA RENZ ERWIN-SMITH CONNIE SPRINGER PAIRINGS YMIR/CHRISTA MIKASA/ANNIE ERWIN/LEVI EREN/LEVI EREN/ARMIN JEAN/ARMIN JEAN/MARCO BERTHOLDT/REINER BERTHOLDT/REINER/ANNIE EREN/MIKASA JEAN/MIKASA LEVI/MIKASA LEVI/HANJI KINKS BDSM BEGGING/OVERSTIMULATION BITING ORAL SEX CROSS DRESSING DIRTY TALK DUB-CON/NON-CON FINGERING FROTTAGE HURT/COMFORT PHONE SEX MASTURBATION RIMMING SOMNOPHILIA SIZE KINK THREESOME WANNA EAT YOU WORLD CANON CANON: MANGA CANON DIVERGENCE AU AN solitaire-circus: shingekishippingsquad: The Official SnK Library is a blog that houses fanfiction of any pairing in the Shingeki no Kyojin fandom. You can share your favorite stories and search for a fanfic according to your tastes: pairing, character, rating, work count, status and even kinks (THIS FEATURE IS SO IMPORTANT YOU HAVE NO IDEA). The blog was recently created, so there isn’t many fanfics there yet, but make sure to check it out and give it a follow! It’s going to be so helpful when you get obsessed with a new ship (or when you need to find stories of your non popular otp *quietly sobs*) Does this mean I won’t have to keep losing links to my favourite fics? :D
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