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finalfortuna: gahdamnpunk:This was a ride ⚰️⚰️ THIS is why you don’t eat other people’s food: Am I the Asshole? Follow @AITA_reddit AITA for putting my penis in peanut leaving it in the butter and kitchen? bit.ly/2OAODPN my roommates tells me yesterday 'oh by the me of your peanut butter". He sees my visibly ed reaction and asks what's up, so ultimately about the whole deal. He's furious and says ck would you put it back in the kitchen". I femi mouse situation and our policy not to have ot e's labelled foods. This is the first time all year pody has had my labelled food and informed he fact. He said it was just some peanut butte ead, it's not like he was taking full chicken bre me. AITA for putting my penis in peanut butter and leaving it in the kitchen? u/PeanutButterDilemma 15h I'm looking for some assistance determining whether I am the asshole in this situation that has divided our house into two groups. I (20M) am a college student living with four other guys my age. It's our second year living together, and last year we had an issue with people eating food that isn't theirs, so now we have a strict "label your stuff and only eat things with your name on it' policy. use is split 3:2 on who is in the wrong, and it's g over into other aspects of our living situatio o get over this pronto so l am asking... AITA? We have sort of divvied up cupboards, so it w h'my" space. It wasn't in a communal cupboa My girlfriend and T like to get a bit frisky in the bedroom, and a few nights ago I dipped my penis in peanut butter and she licked it off. Yes, I understand that it is slightly bizarre, but that's how we roll. The controversy is that since we have a mouse problem I did not want to leave the peanut butter in my bedroom, so afterwards I closed it and returned it to my kitchen cupboard. Note that it had a hune PeanutButterDilemma label on it so it was clear 4:23 AM - 30 Nov 2019 1,799 Retweets 15,151 Likes r/AmltheAsshole AITA for putting and leaving it in the kitchen? ΑΙΤΑ my penis in peanut butter u/PeanutButterDilemma 15h I'm looking for some assistance determining whether I am the asshole in this situation that has divided our house into two groups. | (20M) am a college student living with four other guys my age. It's our second year living together, and last year we had an issue with people eating food that isn't theirs, so now we have a strict "label your stuff and only eat things with your name on it" policy. My girlfriend and I like to get a bit frisky in the bedroom, and a few nights ago I dipped my penis in peanut butter and she licked it off. Yes, I understand that it is slightly bizarre, but that's how we roll. The controversy is that since we have a mouse problem l did not want to leave the peanut butter in my bedroom, so afterwards I closed it and returned it to my kitchen cupboard. Note that it had a huge "PeanutButterDilemma" label on it, so it was clear that it belonged to me. One of my roommates tells me yesterday "oh by the way, I had some of your peanut butter". He sees my visibly shocked reaction and asks what's up, so ultimately I come clean about the whole deal. He's furious and says "why the fuck would you put it back in the kitchen". I remind him of the mouse situation and our policy not to have other people's labelled foods. This is the first time all year that somebody has had my labelled food and informed me after the fact. He said it was just some peanut butter on his bread, it's not like he was taking full chicken breasts from me. My house is split 3:2 on who is in the wrong, and it's spilling over into other aspects of our living situation. We need to get over this pronto so l am asking.. AITA? INFO: We have sort of divvied up cupboards, so it was kept in "my" space. It wasn't in a communal cupboard Laura Shortridge-Scott jingles ... Follow @DiscordianKitty Never thought I'd say this but I'm on peanut butter penis guy's side here Am I the Asshole? @AITA_reddit gtisteche AITA for putting my penis in peanut butter and leaving it in the kitchen? bit.ly/20AO D PN dny la wj s g ul Show this thread il n f deedeag 9:06 AM - 30 Nov 2019 36,496 Retweets 170,135 Likes finalfortuna: gahdamnpunk:This was a ride ⚰️⚰️ THIS is why you don’t eat other people’s food
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uppityfemale: vox: During the 15-hour Senate filibuster on gun control, there were 38 shootings that killed 12 people and injured 36 more across America.  That roughly translates to one shooting per every 23 minutes. Oh wow… : 11:00 AM SEN. BILL NELSON CSPAN2 Bronx, NY 1 INJURED 11:00 AM SEN. BILL NELSON CSPAN2 Cottontown, TN 2 DEAD 11:30 AM SEN CHRISTOPHER MURPHY CSPAN2 Chicago, IL 11:30 AM 2 INJURED Akron, OH 11:30 AM 1 INJURED SEN. CHRISTOPHER MURPHY CSPAN2 McKenna, WA 2 DEAD SEN. CHRISTOPHER MURPHY CSPAN2 12:45 PM SEN. CHRISTOPHER MURPHY CSPAN2 San Bernardino, CA 1:00 PM 1 INJURED Las Vegas, NV 2 INJURED 1:00 PM Shooting with no injuries Grand Forks, ND SEN. CORY BOOKER D-New Jersey CSPAN 1:45 PM New York City, NY 1 INJURED CSPAN2 3:00 PM Jonesboro, GA 1 DEAD SEN. AL FRANKEN CSPAN2 4:00 PM Shooting with no injuries Tampa, FL SEN, ELIZABETH WARREN 4:30 PM Shooting with no injuries The pending business in the Senate is the 2017 Commerce, Justice & Science Spending B Orlando, FL 4:30 PM 1 INJURED Senators Who Have Joined Sen. Murphy (D Markey (DL Leshy IDL Toomey (R), Franken (D Murray (DI, Peters (DL Casey IOL Wyden (D) Fort Wayne, IN CSPAN 5:00 PM 1 INJURED Dallas, T>X Sen. Murphy (D-CT) began speaking at 11:21am ET. He is permitting questions from other Senators but is not yielding the f 5:15 PM 2 INJURED Fort Collins, CO Sen. Murphy (D.CT) began speaking at 11:21am ET CSPAN2 but is not yielding the fioor. 5:30 PM Senators Who Have Joined Sen. Murphy ID Warren (D), Merkley (OL Menendez IDI. Shaheen (D, Gillibrand (Di, McCaskill ID) Chicago, IL 3 INJURED CSPAN2 5:30 PM business in the Senate is the GSPAN 2017 Conwmierce, Justic&Sclience Spending Bil Dallas, TX 1 INJURED 6:19 PM Senators who Hau" Joined Sen Murphy (D): Markey (DL Leahy (DX Toomey IRI Franken (D) Murray {Di Peters CD), Casey (D), wyden CD) C-SPAN2 1 INJURED Salt Lake City, UT 7:00 PM The pending business in the Senate is the 2017 Commerce, Justice & Science Spending Bll CSPAN2 Albuquerque, NM 2 DEAD, 1 INJURED 7:30 PM Senators Who Have Joined Sen Murphy (D Udail (D1 Bennet(D) Hirono (DI Heinnich (D) CSPAN2 Chicago, IL 2 INJURED 7:30 PM 1 INJURED SEN. SHELDON WHITEHOUSE Baltimore, MA CSPAN2 145 T 8:45 PM Chicago, IL SEN. BOB CASEY CSPAN2 1 DEAD 9:20 PM Chicago, IL SEN. JOE DONNELLY CSPAN2 2 INJURED 9:40 PM 1 INJURED SEN. CHRISTOPHER MURPHY Pittsburg, PA CSPAN2 10:00 PM SEN. AMY KLOBUCHAR Chicago, IL C-SPAN2 1 INJURED 10:00 PM Schenectady, NY 1 INJURED SEN. AMY KLOBUCHAR CSPAN2 10:45 PM 2 INJURED SEN. TIM KAINE Danville, VA CSPAN 11:00 PM SEN. JOE DONNELLY Detroit, MI -SPAN2 1 INJURED 11:00 PM 39 Senstors Have Joined Sen. Murphy (D Donnelly (DL Cantwel (D)& Kaine (D) Cleveland, OH 1 INJURED CSPAN2 11:26 PM Fort Lauderdale, FL 1 INJURED SEN, TAMMY BALDWIN CSPAN2 11:30 PM It Shooting with no injuries 40 Senators Have Joined Sen, Murphy ID Udall CD), Bennet (DI Hirono (D), Heinrich (D) Springfield, MO CSPAN 11:49 PM 1 INJURED New Haven, CT SEN. JEFF MERKLEY CSPAN 12:30 AM Shooting with no injuries Sen Murphy (D-CT) began speaking at 11:21am ET. He is permiting questions from other Senators, aCSPAN2 Rockford, IL 12:50 AM SEN DICK DURBIN D lloolk, Mincrity Whip Chicago, IlL CSPAN2 1 INJURED 1:00 AM SEN. CORY BOOKER D.New Jerney San Francisco, CA 2 INJURED CSPAN2 2:00 AM 40 Senators Have Joined Ser Warner [Dl, Klobuchar (Di Mikulski C Di: SPAN2 Detroit, MI 2 DEAD, 1 INJURED 2:00 AM 40 Senatoes Have Joined Sen. Murphy ID: Donnelly i DI, Cantwell (DA Kaine (D & Schatr (ID) CSPAN2 Butte, MT 1 DEAD 2:00 AM CSPAN2 Austin, TX 1 DEAD uppityfemale: vox: During the 15-hour Senate filibuster on gun control, there were 38 shootings that killed 12 people and injured 36 more across America.  That roughly translates to one shooting per every 23 minutes. Oh wow…
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