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God, Parents, and Tumblr: DISOBEDIENT TO PARENTS WHISPERER HATER OF GOD 12 (w THEFT WHOREMONGER Lies UNMERCIFUL PRIDE HYPOCRISY <p><a href="http://dabblingindissent.tumblr.com/post/160565478349/femminiello-wizard-butts-the-only-emotional" class="tumblr_blog">dabblingindissent</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://femminiello.tumblr.com/post/160564226251/wizard-butts-the-only-emotional-spectrum-i-can" class="tumblr_blog">femminiello</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://wizard-butts.tumblr.com/post/160558345044/the-only-emotional-spectrum-i-can-relate-to" class="tumblr_blog">wizard-butts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The only emotional spectrum I can relate to</p></blockquote> <p>rotate it 90° counter-clockwise and you have a political compass</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="588" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c78f9f823b44d946a3f253bda35d0d0a/tumblr_inline_opt9xnV1PR1rmz8gy_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b095c054ec2db95544d1ffdcecc9f065/tumblr_inline_optaotwBnP1qepbxk_540.png" data-orig-height="588" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c78f9f823b44d946a3f253bda35d0d0a/tumblr_inline_opt9xnV1PR1rmz8gy_540.png"/></figure><p style="">here you go.<br/></p> </blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="948" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6d9a27a307b59f8a96673027d2fd6ce4/tumblr_pbtkhnqUY51rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="948" data-orig-width="750"/></figure>
Blessed, Food, and Money: FOOD THAT Growing anything from a seed is impressive but also difficult, unless you're blessed with a green thumb. THaT MAGICALLY REGEROWS ITSELF Sure, it saves on money but there has to be an easier way... and there is! You can actually grow food from kitchen scraps. There is something very MacGyver about It's true! You can upcycle everything from celery scraps to onion butts with chance of success. Use organic fruits and vegetables for the best results. that, no? a great Green onions, lemongrass, leeks, fennel, & spring onions FOR LEMONGRASS ONLY Place root ends in water but don't fully submerge them. Change the water daily In 3-5 days, growth begins. Harvest the greens when full, then repeat the process Harvest lemongrass once it becomes a foot tall. Simply cut off what you need without uprooting the plant. Celery, cabbage, romaine lettuce, & bok chou Submerge the roots, leaving the tops above the water line. Spray with water a couple times a week, replacing the water every few days. Leaves will sprout in about a week. Plant the cutting with only the leaves above soil. Harvest when fully grown, about 5 months. Ginger Soak the chunk of ginger overnight. Submerge in moist soil. Keep watering until shoots appear Ready to harvest in a year. Simply remove entire plant, use what you need and repeat. Onion Plant root end and lightly cover it in soil. Keep soil moist. Carefully separate the new onions, leaving the roots attached, and plant them. Occasionally cut the leaves down to promote full growth. It can take up to 5 months for plants to mature enough for harvest. Garlic The bulbs will be ready for harvest in early summer when the bottom 1/3 of the leaves have yellowed. The larger the clove, the larger the resulting bulb. Sit the plant in a sunny window keeping the soil moist. COMPOST REMOVE Mushroonm Use a mixture of compost and soil. Plant the mushroom stalk in the soil with only the surface of it exposed. If the cutting takes, new growth happens q Harvest and repeat. uickly 4 DEEP HOLE Potatoes& Sweet Potatoes 8 DEPTH Cut into 2 pieces, each having 1-2 "eyes" on it Set pieces out at room temp for a few days, until fully dry St ore sweet potatoes in a warm, dry place for 2 weeks before using. This is what makes them sweet. 12" APART Add more soil as the plant grows until i is about 6" tall Pineapple Slice off the green leafy top and remove all fruit. Carefully remove the bottom layers until you see root buds. Growth happens in the first few months but it will be Place in water for two weeks to form roots. 2-3 years before harvest. WHOLE FOODS COOKING STONED Content & Design Jerry James Stone /@jerryjamesstone Chris Rooney/ @looneyrooneycom tv M A R K E T <p>¡Comida infinita!</p>

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Arguing, Broomstick, and Cheating: THE TELETUBBIES HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD KIDS FEEL OLD YET? <p><a href="https://bubblebootybert.tumblr.com/post/172120223812/elodieunderglass-moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">bubblebootybert</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/172118682872/moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">elodieunderglass</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://moneysltd.tumblr.com/post/171964940737/moldyfingers-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">moneysltd</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://moldyfingers.tumblr.com/post/171937063091/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">moldyfingers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/171932194775/libertarirynn-are-you-telling-me-that-the" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171931882199/are-you-telling-me-that-the-teletubbies-have" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.</p></blockquote> <p>Um wat</p> </blockquote> <p>turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a3ab3c74f7e20cd8be53a86ff20bf16/tumblr_inline_p5p445rlGU1t1rsqs_540.png" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"/></figure><p>most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. </p> <p>Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  </p> <p>po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. </p> <p>tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. </p> <p>scandals galore in that damn superdome. </p> </blockquote> <p>A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dca9f8fa7825674da10267d74e6d1dc7/tumblr_inline_p5qq458OMk1s3pojy_540.png" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"/></figure></blockquote> <p>So @eternalstrigoli sent me this asking how it fits in with the Adult Teletubbies lore from my dream. I’m happy to say that it does fit in, although not in the way people expect. <br/></p><p>In my dream lore, the Teletubbies on the popular show are actually toddlers, the captive young of a long-lived species of giant ancient cryptid. In my dream, the adult form of the Teletubby was an enormous shambling forest god. <br/></p><p>Weirdly, this was supported by the statement from the BBC in the wake of the Gay Tinky Winky conversation, when they argued that the male-identified character’s use of a handbag was innocent, and in no way a marker of his orientation: <b>“Tinky Winky is simply a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag.”</b></p><p>That’s right, the Beeb has stated that Tinky Winky is a <i>baby</i>.</p><p>You see, my theory says that the Tiddlytubbies, the reboot’s new “babies”, are indeed older babies or young toddlers. I argue that they are about the equivalent of one-year-old humans. The range could be from about 9 months to 18 months; but I’d say generally you would expect one-year-old humans to do the things the Tiddlytubbies do. They babble, tumble, toddle and play like slightly drunk kittens. They’re at the intersection of baby/toddler; capable of bumbling (toddling) around on their own, and they are reasonably autonomous, but still needing to be cared for and always falling over. In terms of physiology, they do resemble 1-year-olds, with the same physical proportions you would expect in a human of that age.<br/></p><p>The Teletubbies, by contrast, are more like… 3 or 4 year olds. They’re toddlers, older ones, not quite school-age: developmentally capable of having short conversations, setting up games and activities, and performing simple self-care (preparing food, putting themselves to bed). In terms of physiology, they do have the cutely rounded/stubby appearance associated with this age of toddlers, who traditionally have those classic potbellies and little round butts that stick out. <br/></p><p>And again, the BBC has stated that <i>the Teletubbies are babies</i>, not sexual beings at all.<br/></p><p>Thus, I don’t think the existence of the Tiddlytubbies suggests that the Teletubbies from the show produced them. Using the lore from the dream, they are young captive infants, being brought up in the same controlled conditions as the existing older toddlers. Within several years, this new crop of infants may approach the size and development of the existing Original Four. And, perhaps, replacing them…<br/></p></blockquote> <p class="npf_quote" data-npf='{"subtype":"quote"}'>I think I’m having an aneurism. </p></blockquote> <p>This post is canceled. Everyone go home.</p>
Black History Month, Shit, and Tumblr: <p><a href="https://its-a-human-thing.tumblr.com/post/170687265652/celticpyro-judgingeternity" class="tumblr_blog">its-a-human-thing</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/170687218499/judgingeternity-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://judgingeternity.tumblr.com/post/170668724081/siryouarebeingmocked-shieldspatriot" class="tumblr_blog">judgingeternity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/170668243355/shieldspatriot-butts-and-uppercuts-heres" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://shieldspatriot.tumblr.com/post/170435198638/butts-and-uppercuts-heres-the-perfect-2018" class="tumblr_blog">shieldspatriot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://butts-and-uppercuts.tumblr.com/post/170424632142/heres-the-perfect-2018-black-history-month-image" class="tumblr_blog">butts-and-uppercuts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Here’s the perfect 2018 Black History Month image: Black Panther slapping the shit out of Tony Stark.</p></blockquote> <p>How about here’s the actual perfect 2018 Black History Month image where T’Challa is being a good friend to Tony and slapped him to snap him out of actual explicit suicide ideation. </p> <p>How about Black History Month where T’Challa refuses to let his friend kill himself and just give up. </p> <p>How about Black History Month where you don’t make a black man violent just violence’s sake and actually take the WHOLE SCENE IN CONTEXT?</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="782" data-orig-width="506"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4f37b6f65982224dbee60a1b14489adb/tumblr_inline_p3jsg5RLbY1qi6kj7_500.jpg" data-orig-height="782" data-orig-width="506"/></figure></blockquote> <p>In other words, the actual context is even cooler than what OP presented, but OP took it out of context to fuel their anti-white hateboner.</p> </blockquote> <p>Well that doesn’t exactly surprise anyone does it? Hero’s are meant to be someone to aspire to, but by taking his actions out of context it allows op to aspire to being the shit heap he already is versus the paragon that Black Panther is written to be.</p> </blockquote> <p>T’Challa was snapping his friend out of self-destructive behavior and OP took it out of context to make it look like he was hitting him for no reason. Wow.</p> </blockquote> <p>How do you actively make someone look <i>worse</i> and then tell people to look up to that person?<br/></p></blockquote>
America, Animals, and Beyonce: Being Unapologetically Black In America @balleralert Being Unapologetically Black In America - blogged by: @asimplebijou ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ More and more in today's society, we see race becoming a constant topic of conversation in America. With powerful movements such as BlackLivesMatter, Thisiswhywekneel, and many more, race is being brought to the forefront of the oppressor, similar to the way it was many years ago. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black artists, directors, activists, actors, actresses, etc. have all utilized their platforms to shed light on the racism that still exists in our nation. Issa Rae, Beyonce, Colin Kaepernick, Kendrick Lamar, and Jesse Williams, have all openly spoke about the struggles we face as black people, while still encouraging us to be unapologetic about it. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ To be unapologetically black is to own that sh*t and be proud of it. You have nothing to be embarrassed nor apologetic about. While majority of us were taught to not speak about the discriminatory encounters we face, we can not be silent anymore. We can not let the hatred of others deter us from being proud. We must hold our head high and let them know our black asses has nothing to be ashamed about. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The same oppressors who embded in us that we should be ashamed and embarrassed, are the same ones who regularly appropriate our culture. Stealing our sh*t and not crediting us. They belittle and portray us as nothing but barbaric animals, yet ignore the reality that we are the curators and cultivators of American culture. Be proud and remove those negative stigmas because your blackness is a trait desired by even the fairest of them all. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ From every variation of our melanin skin, to our full lips, wide hips, broad noses, hairstyles, big butts, be the unapologetic nubian king and queen you are with zero f**ks about who you are envied upon. The very attributes they frown upon, probably are the same ones they are rushing to buy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ We are unapologetically black brothers and sisters, kings and queens, letting our ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)