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Bad, Beard, and Fucking: File: 09B071BC-496E-4C12-9A6F-E(..).jpg (6 KB, 244x206) 798886271798886273798886304 >798886733 >>798886820 >»798887065 >>798887150 Anonymous 05/04/19(Sat)00:33:16 No.798885887 I FUCKED UP AND I FUCKED UP BAD /b/ROS >be me >be 19 own a slingshot Be a fucking marks man with cause of practice >hunting birds, squirrels and shit with it in the woods near my house today bear mind it's pic related but I've modified it with better bands and shit so it hits harder and projectiles travel faster >suddenly some 9 year old sees me >he comes up to me and asks to use it >"fuck no, it's not a toy >gets as pissed off as a neckbeard at a midnight release >he starts trying to reach for it while kicking my leg tell him to fuck off he leaves suddenly feel a sharp pain hit the side of my hip and skull this little shit is throwing rocks >I load a steel ball, pull the bands back as far as I can and blind shot it head shot falls like a bag of dirt oh shit jpg pick up steel ball, pack up shit and making sure I collect every ball I shot, then dial 911 on this kids iphone while I count up my ammo to make sure I have 100 (amount in the package) >I'm doing this with a gloved hand run once I get home I shave off my mustache and beard and give myself a buzz cut >pack up slingshot stuff and wait it out >little shit is in the ER according to an e friend who works as a nurse at the hos pital in my town It's normal for us to talk about work while playing vidya Five-o is involved haven't been caught yet Am I safe /b/ros? Anon shoots kid with slingshot
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