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fandom: 2019’s Top Books Wizards. Demigods. Warring cat tribes. Fairies. Assassins. Fairy assassins. This list has ‘em all.  The Harry Potter seriesby J.K. Rowling The Warriors series +1by Erin Hunter Percy Jackson & the Olympians −1by Rick Riordan A Song of Ice and Fireby George R. R. Martin Carry On +7by Rainbow Rowell The All for the Game series +3by Nora Sakavic The Six of Crows Duology −3by Leigh Bardugo Pride and Prejudice −1by Jane Austen The Raven Cycle series −4by Maggie Stiefvater The Captive Prince Trilogyby C. S. Pacat The Wicked King, Book 2 of The Folk of the Air Trilogyby Holly Black A Court of Thorns and Roses series −6by Sarah J. Maas The Cruel Prince, Book 1 of The Folk of the Air Trilogy +4by Holly Black The Silmarillion +5by J. R. R. Tolkien The Throne of Glass series −7by Sarah J. Maas Discworldby Terry Pratchett The Secret Historyby Donna Tartt The Mortal Instruments seriesby Cassandra Clare The Outsiders −6by S. E. Hinton The Twilight Sagaby Stephanie Meyer The Dark Artifices Trilogy −1by Cassandra Clare Red, White & Royal Blueby Casey McQuiston The Great Gatsby −2by F. Scott Fitzgerald The Trials of Apollo series −2by Rick Riordan The Wings of Fire series −2by Tui T. Sutherland Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series −11by Rick Riordan Romeo and Julietby William Shakespeare The Song of Achillesby Madeline Miller Milk and Honey −15by Rupi Kaur Good Omens −19by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.: tumblr Year in Review Books 2019 2019 fandom: 2019’s Top Books Wizards. Demigods. Warring cat tribes. Fairies. Assassins. Fairy assassins. This list has ‘em all.  The Harry Potter seriesby J.K. Rowling The Warriors series +1by Erin Hunter Percy Jackson & the Olympians −1by Rick Riordan A Song of Ice and Fireby George R. R. Martin Carry On +7by Rainbow Rowell The All for the Game series +3by Nora Sakavic The Six of Crows Duology −3by Leigh Bardugo Pride and Prejudice −1by Jane Austen The Raven Cycle series −4by Maggie Stiefvater The Captive Prince Trilogyby C. S. Pacat The Wicked King, Book 2 of The Folk of the Air Trilogyby Holly Black A Court of Thorns and Roses series −6by Sarah J. Maas The Cruel Prince, Book 1 of The Folk of the Air Trilogy +4by Holly Black The Silmarillion +5by J. R. R. Tolkien The Throne of Glass series −7by Sarah J. Maas Discworldby Terry Pratchett The Secret Historyby Donna Tartt The Mortal Instruments seriesby Cassandra Clare The Outsiders −6by S. E. Hinton The Twilight Sagaby Stephanie Meyer The Dark Artifices Trilogy −1by Cassandra Clare Red, White & Royal Blueby Casey McQuiston The Great Gatsby −2by F. Scott Fitzgerald The Trials of Apollo series −2by Rick Riordan The Wings of Fire series −2by Tui T. Sutherland Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series −11by Rick Riordan Romeo and Julietby William Shakespeare The Song of Achillesby Madeline Miller Milk and Honey −15by Rupi Kaur Good Omens −19by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.
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The Story of the Antichrist: writing-prompt-s Your church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted a small child and you re excited to see them. But when you do, the child is a menace. They're throwing things everywhere, setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting in Latin to summon demons, but the weirdest thing is that your sister doesn't seem to mind mababees "You literally adopted the antichrist, Anne. What the fuck." "Yeah, I knew when I saw him at the orphanage. I figured if the kid had some decent fucking parenting that we could avoid the whole 'Revelations' shite. Nasty business, that." George, who's name has been kindly changed from Damien, approaches his new mother with a huge spider in his hands. It promptly bursts into flames. "Good job, love. Now go find the rest." George's face makes no expression, but his eyes shine when he recieves a pat on the head for his efforts. talieclandestine As the months go by, George seems to settle down. He adjusts to school, friends, and the positive reinforcement Anne gives him. She encourages the good he does, even though the powers he uses aren't "good". When she gets calls from the school, it's about a rambunctious boy that won't sit still. Not a destroyer of the world and innocence. It's at Christmas dinner, that you let slip your amazement to your mother. How good Anne is for him and how he's improved a lot. Still summoning hellhounds for games of fetch, though "Oh, he'll forget how to do that when he falls in love the first time," Your mother laughs, smiling wide. "How do you know that," you ask bewildered "Because, you did The Story of the Antichrist
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millennial-review: conservativecleanser: millennial-review: 💯💯💯 typical liberal, calling everyone who doesn’t like Obama racist. We hated him because he was an awful president and put our country into CRAZY debt with his stupid social programs, Obamacare, and unconstitutional laws/executice orders. You are the ignorant one my friend. And you can’t just accuse people of racism left and right, that’s not okay you cuck.  I really probably shouldn’t give you any of my time, but telling you off is a good way to start my morning I think.Obama didn’t put our country into CRAZY debt, a culmination of complex economic forces stemming from various changes made under every president since Reagan put our country into CRAZY debt. The deregulation of Wall Street (largely pushed by Reagan and then Bill Clinton, further solidified by George W. Bush) which led to the financial crash we paid trillions of dollars to fix, put our country in CRAZY debt.Massive Reagan era tax cuts, followed by a TINY raise under George H.W. Bush, followed by NOTHING from Bill Clinton, followed by a MASSIVE CUT under George W. Bush, helped cause the CRAZY debt. NOT TO MENTION THE TWO FUCKING WARS WE STARTED DURING THAT TIME.Any spending on “stupid social programs” i.e. Medicaid, public schools, infrastructure investment, was all baked into the cake before Obama, and is decided in congress anyway. Not to mention that most of that spending, both the bailouts of the insurance industry, the banks, and the auto industry, all of the social programs you complain about, it all gets funded through congress. Also Obamacare WAS A HERITAGE FOUNDATION CONSERVATIVE IDEA, STARTED IN MASSACHUSETTES AS ROMNEY CARE.I’ll give you the unconstitutional executive order thing, but again I think if you talk about that without bringing up congress you’re ignorant. All of this is why I think you and people who think like you are racist because ANY REALISTIC assessment of how our government works will lead you to believe Obama isn’t the root cause of a lot of these problems. Yet somehow people LEGITIMATELY BELIEVE he is some sort of socialist America ruining figure.I really like to think there’s some systemic thing that makes it easy for you to blame the black guy, the same thing that allowed congress to do nothing and continually blame the black guy. It’s just easier for me to believe that than believe you and millions of people like you are genuinely stupid enough to believe your own shit wholeheartedly. I know you’re just some shit internet troll who likes to be all cute on tumblr and post inflammatory shit because you have nothing better to do, but I can’t just like let your shit misinformation exist without addressing it somehow. : David Yankovich Follow @DavidYankovich We hate Donald Trump like you hated President Obama. However, we hate Trump because he is racist, you hated Obama because you are racist. RETWEETS LIKES 61,717 115,852 6:41 PM 25 Nov 2016 millennial-review: conservativecleanser: millennial-review: 💯💯💯 typical liberal, calling everyone who doesn’t like Obama racist. We hated him because he was an awful president and put our country into CRAZY debt with his stupid social programs, Obamacare, and unconstitutional laws/executice orders. You are the ignorant one my friend. And you can’t just accuse people of racism left and right, that’s not okay you cuck.  I really probably shouldn’t give you any of my time, but telling you off is a good way to start my morning I think.Obama didn’t put our country into CRAZY debt, a culmination of complex economic forces stemming from various changes made under every president since Reagan put our country into CRAZY debt. The deregulation of Wall Street (largely pushed by Reagan and then Bill Clinton, further solidified by George W. Bush) which led to the financial crash we paid trillions of dollars to fix, put our country in CRAZY debt.Massive Reagan era tax cuts, followed by a TINY raise under George H.W. Bush, followed by NOTHING from Bill Clinton, followed by a MASSIVE CUT under George W. Bush, helped cause the CRAZY debt. NOT TO MENTION THE TWO FUCKING WARS WE STARTED DURING THAT TIME.Any spending on “stupid social programs” i.e. Medicaid, public schools, infrastructure investment, was all baked into the cake before Obama, and is decided in congress anyway. Not to mention that most of that spending, both the bailouts of the insurance industry, the banks, and the auto industry, all of the social programs you complain about, it all gets funded through congress. Also Obamacare WAS A HERITAGE FOUNDATION CONSERVATIVE IDEA, STARTED IN MASSACHUSETTES AS ROMNEY CARE.I’ll give you the unconstitutional executive order thing, but again I think if you talk about that without bringing up congress you’re ignorant. All of this is why I think you and people who think like you are racist because ANY REALISTIC assessment of how our government works will lead you to believe Obama isn’t the root cause of a lot of these problems. Yet somehow people LEGITIMATELY BELIEVE he is some sort of socialist America ruining figure.I really like to think there’s some systemic thing that makes it easy for you to blame the black guy, the same thing that allowed congress to do nothing and continually blame the black guy. It’s just easier for me to believe that than believe you and millions of people like you are genuinely stupid enough to believe your own shit wholeheartedly. I know you’re just some shit internet troll who likes to be all cute on tumblr and post inflammatory shit because you have nothing better to do, but I can’t just like let your shit misinformation exist without addressing it somehow. 
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George R.R. Martin’s Open Letter About the Deaths in Game of Thronesomg-humor.tumblr.com: An Open Letter Explaining the Abundance of Death in Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin МЕМЕРХ.Сом There's a widespread belief in certain circles that I am a tad too overzealous with killing off central characters in my book series, A Song of Ice and Fire (and the associated television program, Game of Thrones). The evidence is substantial: the protagonist of the first book, Eddard Stark, is beheaded towards the end of the novel; his son Robb and wife Catelyn are shockingly betrayed and murdered in an event that comes to be known as 'The Red Wedding'; and the Red Viper of Dorne, Oberyn Martell, is brutally killed by The Mountain, after seemingly defeating him in single combat. And really, that's only scratching the surface - Robert, Joffrey, and Renly Baratheon, Lady the Direwolf, Lord Commander Jeor Mormont, and scores of other minor characters have perished by my pen. Has there ever been a writer as cruel and murderous as 1? Allow me to pose this question to you - how many of you have heard of William GODDAMN Shakespeare? In case you illiterate shitlords aren't familiar, he's the most famous, accomplished, well-known author in human history - and a guy who would kill off characters in insanely brutal ways like it was nothing ALL OF THE GODDAMN TIME. Ever read Hamlet? You know who survives Hamlet? Like two people TOTAL. Everyone dies in that play - Shakespeare kills off more characters in three hours than I do in five books. Wanna know how many 'main' characters l've killed off in the book series? 2. TWO. And even THAT'S debatable. Sure, I maim 'em plenty, but I really rarely kill off anyone who's absolutely central to the narrative. Shakespeare though? Let's just say MacBeth makes the Red Wedding look like a bridal shower. And if we're just talking about fucked up deaths, holy goddamn shit - Titus Andronicus. A girl gets dragged into a forest and brutally raped by two dudes, who then CUT OUT HER TONGUE AND CHOP OFF HER HANDS so she'lIl never be able to tell anyone who did this to her, When her father finds out about the rape, he figures out who the dudes were who raped her, murders them, bakes them into a pie, and feeds them to their own mother. Bet you thought South Park was so clever for that Scott Tenorman shit those hacks were just cribbing notes from the guy who INVENTED unknowingly eating your relatives: Big Willy Shakes. Oh, then the father murders his own daughter (the one who got her tongue and hands cut off) because she got raped. Now THAT is a fucked up death. What fucked up deaths have I written? A guy gets his head smashed in? That weak-ass shit wouldn't even give Shakespeare's sadistic bloodlust a chubby. And let's be clear - very few of my deaths are "shocking" in any actual way - they're almost ALWAYS the consequences of characters making stupid-as-shit decisions and getting blinded by pride, honor, and ego. • Ned Stark just straight up TOLD Cersei he knew about her incest-y ways and that she better flee King's Landing - and also that he hadn't and wouldn't tell anyone else this little secret. Plus, we cast Sean Bean in the role. If you thought his head was remaining attached to his neck for the rest of the show, you haven't been paying attention. • Robb - where the fuck to start with this kid. Breaking your vow to your sleaziest ally, and then crawling back to them? Check. Executing your own bannermen for killing enemy POWS? Wow, cool morals, bud. Hope they comfort you while your head is getting sewn onto a fucking dog. • Oberyn? Showboating, prideful, and going up against the strongest beast of a man in the world. How did THAT one surprise you? Cuz he poked him a few times with a stick? HAVE YOU PEOPLE LEARNED NOTHING? Here's the deal - the deaths in my works aren't random for- shock-purposes-only type deaths they all have clear purposes within the drama of the story, and are only dealt out when absolutely necessary. Unlike Shakespeare. That dude's a fucking psycho. -George RR Martin PS - You know what else has a ton of crazy deaths in it? The Bible. Fuck. Everyone dies in that thing. Fucking DEATH dies in the Bible. I'm not kidding, look it up - Revelation 20:14. YEAH. THE CONCEPT OF DEATH DIES IN THE BIBLE. And you people thought I was bad. FUNNY STUFF ON MEMEPIX.COM George R.R. Martin’s Open Letter About the Deaths in Game of Thronesomg-humor.tumblr.com
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