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advice-animal: Psychology be like that: glumshoe I drea but the professor spent the first lecture doing nothing but clicking through a slideshow of photos of beautiful landscapes with C-3PO edited into them, then explaining that adding C- 3PO to otherwise serious situations ruined humans' ability to take them seriously. When we mt that I enrolled in a psychology class started laughing at what a pointless lecture this was, she glared at us and announced that our laughter had proved her point. Then funerals and show people sad pictures of the deceased with C-3PO photoshopped in. If they laughed, it meant their ability to feel humor was stronger than their ability to feel grief she assigned us our homework -go to I thought, 'oh my god my professor is a robot with absolutely no idea how human psychology works' so I decided to stay in the class and h her figure it out by writing explanations in my essays that would offer nuance and context glumshoe And now class, I want you to examine the following image." "Beautiful, isn't it? This shot of the Bolivian salt flats is absolutely breathtaking and meets all human standards of 'beauty'. The warm hues of the clouds contrast pleasantly with the deep azure of the sky, and the perfect mirroring in the water suggests an almost mystical purity. The human brain is nearly overcome with wonder at the natural optical illusion. However, I have toshopped C-3PO into the image, replacing the boat in the original photo. You all laugh! It is no longer a beautiful photo, but a comical one because no one respects C-3PO. You see him as a fool, and thus the picture becomes comical! Human brains prioritize humor to the exclusion of all else. Now, I want you all to go out and absolutely ruin some funerals tomorrow." glumshoe hmm 5,822 notes advice-animal: Psychology be like that

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Psychology be like that: glumshoe I drea but the professor spent the first lecture doing nothing but clicking through a slideshow of photos of beautiful landscapes with C-3PO edited into them, then explaining that adding C- 3PO to otherwise serious situations ruined humans' ability to take them seriously. When we mt that I enrolled in a psychology class started laughing at what a pointless lecture this was, she glared at us and announced that our laughter had proved her point. Then funerals and show people sad pictures of the deceased with C-3PO photoshopped in. If they laughed, it meant their ability to feel humor was stronger than their ability to feel grief she assigned us our homework -go to I thought, 'oh my god my professor is a robot with absolutely no idea how human psychology works' so I decided to stay in the class and h her figure it out by writing explanations in my essays that would offer nuance and context glumshoe And now class, I want you to examine the following image." "Beautiful, isn't it? This shot of the Bolivian salt flats is absolutely breathtaking and meets all human standards of 'beauty'. The warm hues of the clouds contrast pleasantly with the deep azure of the sky, and the perfect mirroring in the water suggests an almost mystical purity. The human brain is nearly overcome with wonder at the natural optical illusion. However, I have toshopped C-3PO into the image, replacing the boat in the original photo. You all laugh! It is no longer a beautiful photo, but a comical one because no one respects C-3PO. You see him as a fool, and thus the picture becomes comical! Human brains prioritize humor to the exclusion of all else. Now, I want you all to go out and absolutely ruin some funerals tomorrow." glumshoe hmm 5,822 notes Psychology be like that

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<p><a href="https://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/170309052687/anatomy-of-a-dad-oc" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Anatomy of a Dad [OC]</p></blockquote>: ANATOMY OF A DAD A HANDY GUIDE Bad Posture Countless piggy-back and "airplane" rides have broken his body Hair Loss From trying to reason with irrational, smaller versions of himself Glasses Eye damage from seeing too many things that can't be unseen Fatigued Dreams of being able to sleep long enough to dream. Biohazards Crusty spittle and mucus from comforting the emotionally distraught. Dad-Bod Bulge The result of living with colorful sweet-treats stored at adult eye level Murse Man-purse for carrying diapers, band-aids, and his former masculinity Track Pants Worn for maximum flexibility when springing into dad-action. Fleet-Footed House slippers with white tube socks because comfort is king Trusty Sidekick The R2-D2 to his C-3PO except cuter and more demanding C2018 Ant Meeks From his disheveled appearance and labored gait, you may mistake him for a drunken hobo. A closer look reveals the glint in his eye and subtle smile that says, he wouldn't change any of it for the world. BearSezGRRR.com <p><a href="https://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/170309052687/anatomy-of-a-dad-oc" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Anatomy of a Dad [OC]</p></blockquote>

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spatscolombo: cracked: 12 Times Han Solo Used The Force Without Knowing It I need Han to accidentally be force strong, mostly because HE WOULD HATE THAT SO MUCH “Wow so you’re basically a self-taught Jedi” “WHAT–ARE YOU–I’M THE BEST PILOT IN–” “That’s force shit” “I’M AN EXCELLENT SHOT” “Yeah, because of the force” “I’M INCREDIBLY PERSUASIVE” “That’s the force making people believe your terrible lies against all reason ” “I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL” : HAN SOLO Han has a good laugh when Luke tries to block laser blasts with his visor down in Hope. "I call it luck." Luck... like in Jedi when Han shoots the Sarlacc's tentacle dead center, while upside-down. 0h, and blind. Nope, that's not the Force at all. CRAGKEDMust be more of that "luck" JEDI MASTER HAN SOLO Han laughs at a "mystical energy field" controlling him, but he is by far the best at sensing its warnings. How many times does a character say "I have a bad feeling about this" when shit's about to go down? Obi-Wan, Luke, Leia, and Anakin say it at least once. What do they all have in common? The Force. Han Solo says it three times in four films, showing that he can feel when a poop/fan collision is imminent. Probably even better than his Jedi master friends. GRACKED.cOM JEDI MASTER HAN SOLO Solo has been flying for years, so he doesn't need Jedi-like reflexes to get to where he's going. Unless he steers into an ultra-dense asteroid field, where C-3PO tells him the odds of navigating it successfully are 3,720 to 1. Yet they survive. Most of the Empire's lifelong pilots, using much smaller, more maneuverable ships, aren't so "lucky" GRAOKED.COM JEDI MASTER spatscolombo: cracked: 12 Times Han Solo Used The Force Without Knowing It I need Han to accidentally be force strong, mostly because HE WOULD HATE THAT SO MUCH “Wow so you’re basically a self-taught Jedi” “WHAT–ARE YOU–I’M THE BEST PILOT IN–” “That’s force shit” “I’M AN EXCELLENT SHOT” “Yeah, because of the force” “I’M INCREDIBLY PERSUASIVE” “That’s the force making people believe your terrible lies against all reason ” “I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL”
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ironchancellorbismarck.tumblr.com/post/77537304640/mechcanuck-slumberblues-siphersaysstuff">ironchancellorbismarck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mechcanuck.tumblr.com/post/45212437903/star-wars-c-3po-removes-warning">mechcanuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slumberblues.tumblr.com/post/45134234623/star-wars-c-3po-removes-warning">slumberblues</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://siphersaysstuff.tumblr.com/post/45084212124/star-wars-c-3po-removes-warning">siphersaysstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.</p> <p>Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.</p> </blockquote> <p>C3PO YOU F*CKER</p> </blockquote> <p>I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.</p> </blockquote> <p>I love how the guy who opened the door is just like “it’s too late he was a dick any way no one will miss him I’ll just close this door”</p> </blockquote>: 4GIFs.com <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ironchancellorbismarck.tumblr.com/post/77537304640/mechcanuck-slumberblues-siphersaysstuff">ironchancellorbismarck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mechcanuck.tumblr.com/post/45212437903/star-wars-c-3po-removes-warning">mechcanuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slumberblues.tumblr.com/post/45134234623/star-wars-c-3po-removes-warning">slumberblues</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://siphersaysstuff.tumblr.com/post/45084212124/star-wars-c-3po-removes-warning">siphersaysstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.</p> <p>Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.</p> </blockquote> <p>C3PO YOU F*CKER</p> </blockquote> <p>I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.</p> </blockquote> <p>I love how the guy who opened the door is just like “it’s too late he was a dick any way no one will miss him I’ll just close this door”</p> </blockquote>
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