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Don’t believe a word dude....: I get to the library and pull the door open to walk in but stop dead in my tracks when I see two young black women in their early 20s exiting the building and heading for the doorway I'm stepping through. Without hesitation, I step back and hold the door wide open with a smile for them. Again, in my nature. They both walk past me at an unhurried pace and look me up and down with disgust all over their faces, meeting my smile with sneers and curled lips. As my face slowly dissolved into confusion and suprise, the last one out speaks right into my face as she passes me, uttering "I don't need no white boy holding any doors for me! I can get that shit all on my own! What, you want a 'thank you'?? Didn't ask you for shit, so you ain't gettin' shit!" As I stood there dumbfounded and still holding the door open, one last member of their group walked out quickly to catch up with them. This time, a young black man in his early 20s. Pouting his mouth and pointing his chin at me, he looks down on me and blurts out "Yeah, that's right... Hold that door for me, bitch boy. My own little white slave to do my shit..." As they all had a very snarky and cackling laugh at my expense for doing absolutely nothing wrong, I finally entered the library in a fog... What in the hell just happened?? What exactly did I do to deserve that?? I went on with my day and ended up at work for a closing shift. The events of the day still fresh in my mind, I replay them over and over again behind my eyes during quiet downtime. I stop to help a young woman... I ask her in a professional manner "Is there anything I can help you find? You look like you're searching for something. Maybe I can help." She turns and looks at me in disgust, also looking the corner of her curled mouth, she says "No, I certainly don't need any help from you. Thanks." me up and down. Out of WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! Why am I the asshole in all of these scenarios?!? I was raised this way and don't know how to be any other Don’t believe a word dude....
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Cackling: My dad growing up didn't care to learn to shoot, outside of boyscouts. He didn't like that I had a mosin nagant.... but he thinks my AK is really cool and within 5 minutes of seeing my cz 75 said "You need to teach me to shoot this. The problem is I foolishly showed him some slow motion videos of crazy handloads for shotgun shells on youtube. The next day he took me to walmart and told me to buy every kind of shotgun shell possible for my shotgun and to buy large quantities. I end up with 50 rounds of 2 and 3/4 inch buck, 50 rounds of 3 dn pua inch magnums, a shit load of slugs and a fuck ton of birdshot. Then we go out to the desert and he has me fire the rounds one at a time to observe the shotcap. He takes all the birdshot and then tells me I can keep the rest. He took the rounds of birdshot to the garage, emptied the shot out and took apart a few shells. Once he brained out how the wad and shotcup worked, then the handloads began... Metallic sodium canister shot? Hits water and then BOOM! Dragon's breath? Shit nigguh, he makes tons of it, and unlike the crappy $5 a pop shells this shit actually starts fires like crazy because he puts sticky shit in it to hold clumps of burning magnesium together? Bolo? Fuck bolo, he just took small chain and coiled it up inside. He calls it THE DEATH NET He also realized he could use the pressure of a blank to launch shit, so he bought a separate barrel and built some sort of ghetto Chechen grenade launcher to fire shit out of. He took a 3 inch shell, poured the shot out and used the wad and powder to fire a tennis ball at me, it missed and put a massive dent in my car. He took it camping with him to show his friends, and took a pot shot with a road flare at one of the helicopter tours. He's also loaded shotgun shells with confetti for surprising people. I bought a Remington 887 to give to him on his birthday, once he figures out what NITRO MAG means, and that 3.5 inch shells give him more fucking around capacity it will mean my poor little Norinco can go back to normalcy while he tries to see if he can get a shotgun to fire wooden stakes to hunt vampires with. I was terrified when he was playing borderlands with me and got a shotgun that fired acidic shot. He just put down the controller after melting a dude and went to go pour through his various chemistry journals, occasionally cackling maniacally. Theres a certain amount of fear and pride when you are hiking with your dad and suddenly you hear a boom and a squirrel runs past you while on fire...
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Cackling: My dad growing up didn't care to learn to shoot, outside of boyscouts. He didn't like that I had a mosin nagant.... but he thinks my AK is really cool and within 5 minutes of seeing my cz 75 said "You need to teach me to shoot this. The problem is I foolishly showed him some slow motion videos of crazy handloads for shotgun shells on youtube. The next day he took me to walmart and told me to buy every kind of shotgun shell possible for my shotgun and to buy large quantities. I end up with 50 rounds of 2 and 3/4 inch buck, 50 rounds of 3 dn pua inch magnums, a shit load of slugs and a fuck ton of birdshot. Then we go out to the desert and he has me fire the rounds one at a time to observe the shotcap. He takes all the birdshot and then tells me I can keep the rest. He took the rounds of birdshot to the garage, emptied the shot out and took apart a few shells. Once he brained out how the wad and shotcup worked, then the handloads began... Metallic sodium canister shot? Hits water and then BOOM! Dragon's breath? Shit nigguh, he makes tons of it, and unlike the crappy $5 a pop shells this shit actually starts fires like crazy because he puts sticky shit in it to hold clumps of burning magnesium together? Bolo? Fuck bolo, he just took small chain and coiled it up inside. He calls it THE DEATH NET He also realized he could use the pressure of a blank to launch shit, so he bought a separate barrel and built some sort of ghetto Chechen grenade launcher to fire shit out of. He took a 3 inch shell, poured the shot out and used the wad and powder to fire a tennis ball at me, it missed and put a massive dent in my car. He took it camping with him to show his friends, and took a pot shot with a road flare at one of the helicopter tours. He's also loaded shotgun shells with confetti for surprising people. I bought a Remington 887 to give to him on his birthday, once he figures out what NITRO MAG means, and that 3.5 inch shells give him more fucking around capacity it will mean my poor little Norinco can go back to normalcy while he tries to see if he can get a shotgun to fire wooden stakes to hunt vampires with. I was terrified when he was playing borderlands with me and got a shotgun that fired acidic shot. He just put down the controller after melting a dude and went to go pour through his various chemistry journals, occasionally cackling maniacally. Theres a certain amount of fear and pride when you are hiking with your dad and suddenly you hear a boom and a squirrel runs past you while on fire...
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Cackling: Best Careers for Your Personality Type ESTJ ISTJ ESTP ISTP Practical Supervisors -Lizard trainer Bridge troll -Trader of fine spices -Smash Mouth fan club president Dutiful Subordinates Danger Barons -Grave robber Blood salesman -Hair comber Horse cop (the horse not the human) Creative Thinkers -Fanny pack bedazzler Satan's minion The person who gets beat up at self-defense training courses Butter churner -Professional gambler -Evil clone -Pudding photographer Steven Seagal's personal assistant ESFJ ISFJ ESFP ISFP Caring Providers -Squirrel wrangler Art theft coordinator Unpaid intern Paranormal detective who wanders from town to town solving mysteries Outgoing Entertainers -Competitive eater -Lute player -Insurance fraud Sensible Helpers -Wig model Shed consultant Battle orc Seat filler at an award Dark Artisans Forest witch -Ghost therapist -Crafter of fine talismans -Soul reaper claimant Screaming at people in public until they pay you to go away ceremony ENTJ INTP INTJ ENTP Strategic Masterminds -Penguin salesman -Cult leader Sonic the Hedgehog fan fiction writer Evil genius Noble Leaders Useless Creators Rugged Loners -Unicyclist Weed dealer Scorpion king/queen Lead singer for a Korn cover band Sad clown -Human scarecrow -Bed tester Donkey breeder Email scammer Pickle artisan -Viking pillager -A job where you can be alone because no one likes you ENFJ INFJ ENFP INFP Compassionate Weirdos Taco historian Snake groomer Fortune cookie writer Spokesperson for adult diaper cream Social Helpers -Voodoo priestess Sandwich artist -Professional failure -An actual walrus The Unemployable Resourceful Thinkers Werewolf Snail expert -Time wizard Dinosaur impersonator -Failed artist -The town mooch Cackling old sea hag -Going to construction sites and stealing copper wiring obvious plant
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JSJDJJDJDK MY LUNGS: sincerelyafrica How movies with white teenage boys as the main characters always start (Scene: home in main characters room) "Main character's mom yells, "JOSH GET UP YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL Main character Josh reluctantly get ready for another dreadful day of school as an outcast and neglects to comb his greasy hair. (Scene: hallway) Hi I'm Josh, I'm your average dorky white boy with loose fitting jeans and an over sized shirt. This is my best friend Wil (an even shorter, more nerdier white kid and usually with red hair for some reason) Best friend Will: "did you catch the game last night it was so..." An attractive, likable, popular white girl who has all A's (yet has a douchebag. fuckboy boyfriend named Brad or some shit who is the antagonist) walks by Attractive white popular girl: "hey josh did you do the homework from last night?" Josh being the dork he is stammers on his words and ends up saying complete gibberish Attractive white popular girl gives him a weird look and smiles awkwardly as she walks away Best friend of the main character: "dude you've been in love with her since third grade when are you going to make a move?" Josh: "I know but this year things change. I'm going to ask her to go to the dance with me." Best nerdy friend: "dude she's been going out with Brad for three years" Brad walks by with 4 white boys and two muscular black boys behind him and knocks down greasy haired main character Josh and his greasy haired companion Will's books down "Hey losers" Brad and his diverse crew of bullies laugh and dap each other up black-krystal-balls This is so spot on like im fuckin cackling JSJDJJDJDK MY LUNGS
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Cackling: Best Careers for Your Personality Type ESTJ ISTJ ESTP ISTP Practical Supervisors -Lizard trainer Bridge troll -Trader of fine spices -Smash Mouth fan club president Dutiful Subordinates Danger Barons -Grave robber Blood salesman -Hair comber Horse cop (the horse not the human) Creative Thinkers -Fanny pack bedazzler Satan's minion The person who gets beat up at self-defense training courses Butter churner -Professional gambler -Evil clone -Pudding photographer Steven Seagal's personal assistant ESFJ ISFJ ESFP ISFP Caring Providers -Squirrel wrangler Art theft coordinator Unpaid intern Paranormal detective who wanders from town to town solving mysteries Outgoing Entertainers -Competitive eater -Lute player -Insurance fraud Sensible Helpers -Wig model Shed consultant Battle orc Seat filler at an award Dark Artisans Forest witch -Ghost therapist -Crafter of fine talismans -Soul reaper claimant Screaming at people in public until they pay you to go away ceremony ENTJ INTP INTJ ENTP Strategic Masterminds -Penguin salesman -Cult leader Sonic the Hedgehog fan fiction writer Evil genius Noble Leaders Useless Creators Rugged Loners -Unicyclist Weed dealer Scorpion king/queen Lead singer for a Korn cover band Sad clown -Human scarecrow -Bed tester Donkey breeder Email scammer Pickle artisan -Viking pillager -A job where you can be alone because no one likes you ENFJ INFJ ENFP INFP Compassionate Weirdos Taco historian Snake groomer Fortune cookie writer Spokesperson for adult diaper cream Social Helpers -Voodoo priestess Sandwich artist -Professional failure -An actual walrus The Unemployable Resourceful Thinkers Werewolf Snail expert -Time wizard Dinosaur impersonator -Failed artist -The town mooch Cackling old sea hag -Going to construction sites and stealing copper wiring obvious plant
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