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Click, Club, and Do a Barrel Roll: SOME FUNNY GOOGLE TRICKS. Askew When you type Askew or Tilt on google, it tilts the search results page ecursion When you type this word on search you will asked again that "did you mean RECURSION". Do A Barrel Roll When you search for this keyword, the page will start rotating in Clockwise Direction Google Space Type this and see everything floating Google Sphere This may not work for some, however Google Heart This one is quite lovely and mathematical. I just laughed when I saw this at first. lo see a heart you need to search the given calculations on google search. It will do calculations and bring you a graph plotted in heart shape. Here's the code below, do some changes and check the results. (sqrt(cos (x))*cos (400%)+ sqrt (abs (4 x*x)A0.01 Zerg Rush This is a game which is quite interesting. When you type Zerg Rush on google, aliens zergs start coming to your result in the shape of '0'. All you have to do is just kill those and get as many points as you can. You can also share your points on G+. Binary Type " Binary" on google search and check out. It will show the number of results as "About 0b1000101000010011010000 results". Quite odd. Atari Breakout This one is really interesting and not known by many people. For this just type Atari Breakout on Google search and then click Image results. A game will start automatically Gravit This trick is one of the oldest and known by almost every individual who uses google. Just type Google Gravity and see what happens One Does Not Walk into Mordo This one is specially for Lord Of The Rings fans. For this just go to google maps and search as follows From- The Shire To Mordor. ENJOY!! laughoutloud-club: Funny Google Tricks

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Click, Club, and Do a Barrel Roll: SOME FUNNY GOOGLE TRICKS. Askew When you type Askew or Tilt on google, it tilts the search results page ecursion When you type this word on search you will asked again that "did you mean RECURSION". Do A Barrel Roll When you search for this keyword, the page will start rotating in Clockwise Direction Google Space Type this and see everything floating Google Sphere This may not work for some, however Google Heart This one is quite lovely and mathematical. I just laughed when I saw this at first. lo see a heart you need to search the given calculations on google search. It will do calculations and bring you a graph plotted in heart shape. Here's the code below, do some changes and check the results. (sqrt(cos (x))*cos (400%)+ sqrt (abs (4 x*x)A0.01 Zerg Rush This is a game which is quite interesting. When you type Zerg Rush on google, aliens zergs start coming to your result in the shape of '0'. All you have to do is just kill those and get as many points as you can. You can also share your points on G+. Binary Type " Binary" on google search and check out. It will show the number of results as "About 0b1000101000010011010000 results". Quite odd. Atari Breakout This one is really interesting and not known by many people. For this just type Atari Breakout on Google search and then click Image results. A game will start automatically Gravit This trick is one of the oldest and known by almost every individual who uses google. Just type Google Gravity and see what happens One Does Not Walk into Mordo This one is specially for Lord Of The Rings fans. For this just go to google maps and search as follows From- The Shire To Mordor. ENJOY!! laughoutloud-club: Funny Google Tricks

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America, Baked, and Cookies: Andy Richter and 2 others liked A TINy Beefsteak @TenderBeefste.. , 9h If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious third food called "monoscuits." correspondingnerd: brunhiddensmusings: cameoamalthea: brunhiddensmusings: threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat: badgerofshambles: a singular scuit. just one.  an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it. ‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones ‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice bakedthus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice behold the monoscuit/scuit Why is this called a biscuit: when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they caredthus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UKthe evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post.
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America, Baked, and Cookies: Andy Richter and 2 others liked A TINy Beefsteak @TenderBeefste.. , 9h If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious third food called "monoscuits." correspondingnerd: brunhiddensmusings: cameoamalthea: brunhiddensmusings: threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat: badgerofshambles: a singular scuit. just one.  an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it. ‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones ‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice bakedthus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice behold the monoscuit/scuit Why is this called a biscuit: when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they caredthus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UKthe evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post.
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Beautiful, Crush, and Dank: You use the foot brake You use the engine brake You eat a Kit Kat to brake You use reverse gear to brake You crash into a car in front to brake You move to murica, shoot a machine gun and use the recoil to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake You live in Soviet Russia where crowds of people crush into you to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist but misspell ISIS by forgetting the second "I" and thereby become an International Space Station which is orbiting earth thus braking is unnecessary You mumble while requesting a glass of juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million people. One thing leads to another and you are responsible for world war 2 Decades after your death time travel is invented and a professional assassin travels back in time in order to kill you and prevent everything you have done. On a beautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin locates you driving your mercedes througlh town and decides to take the shot. He misses the shot, killing an innocent man. A few decades later the grandson of this innocent man invents time travel in order to travel back in time and rescue his grandfather by killing the assassin who shot his grandfather while trying to kill you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel calculations and gets teleported right in front your mercedes. You crash into him and thereby brake. Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv

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America, Baked, and Cookies: Andy Richter and 2 others liked A TINy Beefsteak @TenderBeefste... . 9h If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious third food called "monoscuits. badgerofshambles a singular scuit. just one. threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it. brunhiddensmusings scuit comes from the french word for bake', 'cuire' as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years biscuit meant twice-baked', originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word 'biscuit' do not be fooled to think 'being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies' - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones 1862 Hardtack fromof bread was that to The The triscuit' is toasted after the normal biscu it process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice behold the monoscuitscuit cameoamalthea Why is this called a biscuit: brunhiddensmusings when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breakinga tooth this was a pretty short leap of just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army' but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for twice baked' back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the the same time. 'cookies' then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter sugar/molasses, and eggs before 'tea biscuits' as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why 'biscuit and 'cookie' are separate items in america but the same item in the UK buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree Source: authumor 36,507 notes Monobiscuit

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Bored, Fall, and Fanfiction: rachelbearenson why is it always that the sign that the robot/Al is becomingtoo human* when they fall in looove is give me a robot who realizes they've*exceeded their programmed parameters~ when they get incredibly emotionally attached to their favorite movie and start writing fanfiction about it arrowhearts Tags: a robot who gets a pet and suddenly this small animal is more important than their programmed mission a robot who discovers they really REALLY like chocolate a robot who accidentally breaks a household appliance and cries in frustration a robot who is woken up by their programmer and mumbles 'five more minutes' god there are so many human things for a robot to do I LOVE IT GIVE ME ALL OF THESE STORIES sweetsarsaparilla .A robot that gets into an editing war on Wikipedia because this other person is wrong and not citing sources and clearly biased and no it will do that calculations later because this is important A robot who doesn't like one scientist because it thinks her hair is stupid A robot that finds logical paradoxes meant to disable it incredibly funny as if they're jokes and comes up with its own. A robot that develops a deep interest with a random trivial object like doorbells, dice, or ribbons and devotes a lot of its processing power to studying them. Fascinating A robot that was broken down for a while until some animal nested inside it and after it was repaired it was honored that an organic creature chose it as its shelter A robot that likes the class of the human-visible electromagnetic spectrum designated as 'aquamarine, (#66CDAA) and surrounds itself with this colour as much as possible, even collecting (or stealing) all objects of this colour. Similar colours like sea blue or teal will not be accepted . 61below A robot and an octopus team up because they got bored. They go on a road trip Source ra 56,403 notes chelbearenson When robots start shitposting on redditoh wait
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