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That NASA one fucked me up bad: ERIN CHACK 31 Tumblr Posts That'll Leave You Shook MY HEAD HURTS 1. walmartinez warrior-princess-4ever homfrog What they say: There is a skeleton inside you The truth: You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain. What the fuck Source: hwmftog 661,824 notes 2. just-shower-thoughts An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same popinloopy korolevcross they're actually worth nothing because you've devalued the currency so much magnechamp nothing is still the same as nothing korolevcross Fucker 3. curiosityconfusion How did people first figure out that it was cicadas that make this noise? I could see that taking a long time. Were there just like a thousand years where people were like "yeah, the trees are screaming. They do that in the summer." Source: curiosityconfusion 236,257 notes 4. So like do caterpillars know that they're gonna be butterflies or do they just build the cacoon and be like wtf am I doing trustedwings frauleinninia this post has fucked me up more than any other on this site Okay but no, do you understand what happens to a caterpillar once it's in its cocoon? It completely turns into goo. That's right, GOO. The damn thing dissolves and the reforms into the butterfly. Even crazier, the wings of the butterfly are already inside the caterpillar, ready to go, just waiting to float around in some goo and then be a beautiful butterfly. The craziest part?1? A study was done where some caterpillars were exposed to a certain smell and then given an electric shock so eventually the caterpillar associated the smell with the shock. Well after those little hairy noodles came out of the their cocoons as butterflies, they exposed them to the smell again and the butterflies reacted super negatively, as if they were being shocked. AKA. not only is there wings floating around in that goo cocoon, there is also a brain, the same, unaltered brain as the caterpillar. The butterfly can recall its days as a caterpillar even after basically being turned into soup. And then it all somehow gets its shit together to be a stupid majestic little beast, and I can't even remember where I put my damn phone. 5. sonypraystation gotitforcheap I like to think the first guy in a hunter/gathering type group to come up with farming had a really hard time selling it to the rest of the group like "uhh guys how about next time we find animals instead of killing them right away we round them up and *under his breath* make them fuuuuck" other cavemen Source: gotitforcheap 13,115 notes inguccom/Via sonypaystation.fumbl.com 6. ELECTRIC Acoustic memeufacturing i woke up in a cold sweat at 4 in the morning just to draw this for you all. i hope you find it as important as i did Source: memeufacturing 2,765 notes imguccom/Via memeutacturing.com 7. africanyounot So my little sister just burst into my room, grabbed me and whispered "omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock Text Source atricanyounot 8 List of words containing "meow meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner fingerstriped this post fucked me up Trending Source: macleod 63,996 notes Limgur.com/Va princeotheart 9. mollywobbles123: onlydadjokes: I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied "six".I said how can he only be six if you're six? He said "because he's only been a dad since I was born (Evess imgucom/Va molwobbles 123.tumblcom 10. thebbcisslowlykillingme: meulins-choice-ass whodoyouthinkyourefooling funfreacksnc babyferaligator: trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay u are the future find the hay in the needlestack tho Big Magnet. if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things imgurcom/Va soniousl-unperfect tumblr.com 11. narcotic it really messes me up that you can accidentally create a human life but you can't accidentally make a pizza imguccom/Va narcotic humbi.com 12. ringingallover meecheee123: ringingallover do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho Centaurs aren't real. Do you understand that? yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur iodde/Va ringingalovertumblt.com 13. bull-shipping what are the strongest days of the week? bull-shipping saturday and sunday. the rest are weekdays. bull-shipping stop unfollowing me Source: 43ketchup 366,324 notes mgurcom/Va thadalyaughs.tumbikoom 14. sariae why do so many people romanticize the 1950's? like calm down we still have milkshakes and racism Source: sariae 28,390 notes 15. call out post to Nasa stephendann: mashallah: why arent u exploring the ocean its literally right undeneath us ?? u can send a robot a million miles into space looking for aliens but not into the giant void that takes up the majority of the earth we live on?? please i am scared NASA knows, NASA has seen the dark beneath. NASA's urgency to leave the planet grows ever stronger mgurcom/Va stphendanntumbilk.com 16. striders egberts striders: egberts striders egberts what mouse walks on two legs mickey okay, what duck walks on two legs? donald no, all of them. this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit Source: egberts imguc.com/Va stderstumblk.com 17. mallemerok just-shower-thoughts In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzila) and in America radiation creates superheroes Shockingly, it's almost like Japan and America have very different namratives surrounding nuclear fallout Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be Lmgur.com/Vajust-shower thoughts tumbir.com 18. erarg: sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage Source: erarg 14,778 notes 19. storybookgirl12 foodwifisleep Follow Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight. Exam: You have one hour to write an essay. 708,357 notes imguccom/Va storybookgi12.tumbl.com 20. wadewilson-parker It's a pity they didn't cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he's both the green lantern and deadpool.. ollivander what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this 21 the hell is productivity Source raptorific emo-fox concernedresidentofbakerstreet dragorns raptorific selfdestructiveyouth raptonfic it's weird that I'm a hairless, talking ape with custom crystals suspended in front of my eyes so I can see, and I live with a tiny panther who just accepts me as a part of the world around him and attempts to interact with me despite the fact that he doesn't understand my language and I don't understand his somebody's stoned I do approximately no drugs approximately tiny panther 33,037 notes 22. thechamberofsecrets misterkrabs Source: jabletown jabletown: why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they're fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you're probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime. 23. theconcealedweapon: just-shower-thoughts: Due to the evolution of bacteria with respect to our bodies natural defense mechanisms, traveling forward in time could kill you, and traveling back in Inever thought about this but it makes perfect sense. 24. dakotaaaa my youngest sister was trying to express that someone died with her limited child vocabulary and what she finally said was "his ghost fell out" its been fucking me up all week 25. smortsantiago: this has opend my eyes 26. overlyobsessedfanqueen: I'm fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter's moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called? JUNO. Who's Juno? JUPITER'S WIFE. NASA IS SENDING JUPITERS WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS FUCKING NASA (via tuneddrake) imgurcom/Via mostyanything 19 tumbit com 27 setheverman thatsthat24 Follow *arrives at fifth most populous city in france* Nice me: D 249,794 notes 28. anstagram turniphitters you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda you can do it in real life if you're not a fucking coward 29 crabbitscarrots asked: What is your all-time favorite chart? lovecharts This one still gets me. 30. shitty science If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD g015 31. pinkflaminglama hasmywishcometrueyet Follow gillianandersons do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again what was i abandoned? i don't understand but they're still here wasn'a baby 428,518 notes pinaminglamatumbk.com That NASA one fucked me up bad
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...What: Review by TVBForever Spider-Man: Far from Home 2019 SPIDER-MAN 06 Jul, 2019 Far From Ham i originally gave the film three stars on first viewing but gave it four on my viewing experience cuz it made me bust a nut : during a second day earthquake h*ck yea bois change this film to spiderman cucks los angeles while mysterio works for london euro trucks xxx fuck cali and fuck london Review by TVBForever Spider-Man: Far from Home 2019 SPIDER-MAN rfrem HamE 07 Jul, 2019 Far I've come to make an announcement, Spiderman's a bitchass muthafucka. He pissed on my Czech fucking girlfriend! That's right; he took his spidey tingly dick out and he pissed on my fucking girlfriend and he said that his dick was this BIG and then I was like, "That's disgusting!" and I'm making a call out post on my twitter dot com, "Spiderman, you got small dick; it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller," and guess what?? Here's what my dong looks like! PFFFFTTT That's right baby! All points! No tingles! No pillows! Look at that it looks like TWO BALLS AND A BONG!! He cucked my girlfriend so GUESS WHAT!?! I'm gonna fuck EUROPE! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on Germany OR London. I'm gonna go higher. I'M GONNA PISS ON BOTH LOS ANGELES AND LAS VEGAS!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE WEST COAST YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT YOUR TWO FUCKING CUNT-TRIES NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO. -Mysterio; July 6, 2019 8pm PST ...What
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