Calling in sick gives me so much guilt but only for like 5 seconds before and during the call, after I feel free as a 🕊🕊🕊 freeasabird sic...
I swear im sick
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I'll call in sick if anyone wants to do mimosa day with me? 😂😉🤗🍾🍊🍾 @martinisandmayhem
Imma need 4 days.
Pulling a sickie 😆😆😆 work sick sickie eddiemurphy eddiemurphymeme memes meme dailymemes funnymemes hilarious hilariousmemes lol lmao voic...
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This is 100% true
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I might be coming down with something.
I might be coming down with something. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
When you pull an all nighter the day before something is due and the teacher ends up calling in sick.
Calling In Sick
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Calling in sick today to spend some time with the one I love
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put two hedonists in a room n they're probably calling in sick tomorrow
The hours are long, the pay sucks and there's no sick days. Why do I love this job so much?
No sick days and the pay sucks, too.
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Finna call in sick, ain't tryna die (Tag friends)
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Are you finished with those errands?