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Alive, Beard, and Children: feniczoroark: minority-cubed: princemetalthunder: skrill-cosby: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!_______________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?WITNESS: July 18th.ATTORNEY: What year?WITNESS: Every year._____________________________________ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?WITNESS: Forty-five years._________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget..ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?____________________________________ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?WITNESS: Are you shitting me?_________________________________________ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid____________________________________________ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?____________________________________________ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death..ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beardATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male._____________________________________ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.______________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight._________________________________________ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?WITNESS: Oral…_________________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PMATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?______________________________________And last:ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No..ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. oh my god these are great fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes The last one is how I feel about all my schoolmates I can feel the frustration

Alive, Beard, and Children: feniczoroark:

minority-cubed:

princemetalthunder:

skrill-cosby:

drucila616:

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!_______________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?WITNESS: July 18th.ATTORNEY: What year?WITNESS: Every year._____________________________________ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?WITNESS: Forty-five years._________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget..ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?____________________________________ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?WITNESS: Are you shitting me?_________________________________________ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid____________________________________________ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?____________________________________________ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death..ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beardATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male._____________________________________ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.______________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight._________________________________________ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?WITNESS: Oral…_________________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PMATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?______________________________________And last:ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No..ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

oh my god these are great

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

The last one is how I feel about all my schoolmates

I can feel the frustration

Alive, Beard, and Children: feniczoroark:

minority-cubed:

princemetalthunder:

skrill-cosby:

drucila616:

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!_______________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?WITNESS: July 18th.ATTORNEY: What year?WITNESS: Every year._____________________________________ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?WITNESS: Forty-five years._________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget..ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?____________________________________ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?WITNESS: Are you shitting me?_________________________________________ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid____________________________________________ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?____________________________________________ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death..ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beardATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male._____________________________________ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.______________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight._________________________________________ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?WITNESS: Oral…_________________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PMATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?______________________________________And last:ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No..ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

oh my god these are great

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

The last one is how I feel about all my schoolmates

I can feel the frustration

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Fall, Love, and Heart: I'm going to end up with someone who's obsessed with me. Someone who showers me with love, even when they're tired. Someone who makes me smile, makes me laugh and makes me fall deeper in love with them every day. Someone who loves my mind, my heart, my being. That persorn will be my rib, my inner calm and peace. M SogA / via: SweetzThoughts

Fall, Love, and Heart: I'm going to end up with someone who's
obsessed with me. Someone who showers
me with love, even when they're tired.
Someone who makes me smile, makes me
laugh and makes me fall deeper in love
with them every day. Someone who loves
my mind, my heart, my being. That persorn
will be my rib, my inner calm and peace.
M SogA
/ via: SweetzThoughts

Fall, Love, and Heart: I'm going to end up with someone who's
obsessed with me. Someone who showers
me with love, even when they're tired.
Someone who makes me smile, makes me
laugh and makes me fall deeper in love
with them every day. Someone who loves
my mind, my heart, my being. That persorn
will be my rib, my inner calm and peace.
M SogA
/ via: SweetzThoughts

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Voice, Oceans, and Calm: "Your voice could calm the oceans.

Voice, Oceans, and Calm: "Your voice could calm the
oceans.

Voice, Oceans, and Calm: "Your voice could calm the
oceans.

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Dank, 🤖, and Her: WHEN YOU TELL HER TO CALM DOWN

Dank, 🤖, and Her: WHEN YOU TELL HER TO CALM
DOWN

Dank, 🤖, and Her: WHEN YOU TELL HER TO CALM
DOWN

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Voice, Oceans, and Calm: "Your voice could calm the oceans."

Voice, Oceans, and Calm: "Your voice could calm the
oceans."

Voice, Oceans, and Calm: "Your voice could calm the
oceans."

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Crazy, Funny, and Money: pizzaforpresident: I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled 'adderall' on my phone and learned that it's used to treat ADHD. I have ADHD. I paid 20 dollars to calm down.

Crazy, Funny, and Money: pizzaforpresident:
I went to a party once and everyone
was supposed to pitch in some
money to buy adderall. I had never
tried or even heard of it but I was
young and stupid so I gave them 20
bucks. Later on, after we all took it,
everybody was going crazy and
having a good time and I was just
sitting on the couch quietly so I
googled 'adderall' on my phone and
learned that it's used to treat ADHD.
I have ADHD.
I paid 20 dollars to calm down.

Crazy, Funny, and Money: pizzaforpresident:
I went to a party once and everyone
was supposed to pitch in some
money to buy adderall. I had never
tried or even heard of it but I was
young and stupid so I gave them 20
bucks. Later on, after we all took it,
everybody was going crazy and
having a good time and I was just
sitting on the couch quietly so I
googled 'adderall' on my phone and
learned that it's used to treat ADHD.
I have ADHD.
I paid 20 dollars to calm down.

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Love, This, and Calm: I love this feeling this feeling of calm. SEEK ER

Love, This, and Calm: I love this feeling
this feeling
of calm.
SEEK ER

Love, This, and Calm: I love this feeling
this feeling
of calm.
SEEK ER

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God, fb.com, and Heart: Dear God: I'm not okay, I'm not myself . I'm drained. ease calm my mind, heal m heart and take my orries away Pl fb.com/quotesgate

God, fb.com, and Heart: Dear God:
I'm not okay,
I'm not myself .
I'm drained.
ease calm my
mind, heal m
heart and take my
orries away
Pl
fb.com/quotesgate

God, fb.com, and Heart: Dear God:
I'm not okay,
I'm not myself .
I'm drained.
ease calm my
mind, heal m
heart and take my
orries away
Pl
fb.com/quotesgate

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Down, Calm Down, and Calm: calm down calm dowr

Down, Calm Down, and Calm: calm down
calm dowr

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Funny, Lmao, and Lol: calm dowr calm dowr memes you can't stop laughing at Check our list of Top 25 give that kid a medal meme #funny #classic #jokes #lmao #comedy #films #funnymemes #funnypictures #hilarious #humor #actor #funnytexts #funnyquotes #style #funnyanimals #lol #haha #meme

Funny, Lmao, and Lol: calm dowr
calm dowr
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Funny, Lmao, and Lol: calm dowr
calm dowr
memes you can't stop laughing at Check our list of Top 25 give that kid a medal meme #funny #classic #jokes #lmao #comedy #films #funnymemes #funnypictures #hilarious #humor #actor #funnytexts #funnyquotes #style #funnyanimals #lol #haha #meme

memes you can't stop laughing at Check our list of Top 25 give that kid a medal meme #funny #classic #jokes #lmao #comedy #films #funnymeme...

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Dank, History, and Never: NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF CALM DOWN HAS ANYONE CALMED DOWN BY BEING TOLD TO CALM DOWN Try it out yourself if you don't believe.

Dank, History, and Never: NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF
CALM DOWN HAS ANYONE
CALMED DOWN BY BEING
TOLD TO CALM DOWN
Try it out yourself if you don't believe.

Dank, History, and Never: NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF
CALM DOWN HAS ANYONE
CALMED DOWN BY BEING
TOLD TO CALM DOWN
Try it out yourself if you don't believe.

Try it out yourself if you don't believe.

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Head, Sex, and Yeah: Yeah sex is cool.. But can you deal with my depression? Will you calm me down when I have anxiety attacks? Will You hold me and tell me everything's okay when my mental illness takes over? Will You help me fight even when the voices in my head are against me?

Head, Sex, and Yeah: Yeah sex is cool..
But can you deal with my
depression? Will you calm me
down when I have anxiety
attacks?
Will You hold me and tell
me everything's okay when my
mental illness takes over?
Will You help me fight
even when the voices in
my head are against me?

Head, Sex, and Yeah: Yeah sex is cool..
But can you deal with my
depression? Will you calm me
down when I have anxiety
attacks?
Will You hold me and tell
me everything's okay when my
mental illness takes over?
Will You help me fight
even when the voices in
my head are against me?

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God, Life, and Memes: Dear God. I am not okay. I'm not myself. I'm drained Please calm my mind, heal my heart and take my worries away. Amen. Lessons Taught By LIFE <3

God, Life, and Memes: Dear God.
I am not okay.
I'm not myself.
I'm drained
Please calm my mind,
heal my heart and
take my worries
away. Amen.
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
<3

God, Life, and Memes: Dear God.
I am not okay.
I'm not myself.
I'm drained
Please calm my mind,
heal my heart and
take my worries
away. Amen.
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
<3

<3

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Ass, Community, and God: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is a gigantic king a""hole Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not äke Frank was gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the f'k down Jesus Frank Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled dickweed Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH THE META PICTURE awesomesthesia: Meet Frank The Turtle

Ass, Community, and God: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered
into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be
escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity
snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into
action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is
a gigantic king a""hole
Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k
away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he
could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let
me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like
terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn
Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not äke Frank was
gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just
about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the
f'k down Jesus Frank
Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and
getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he
is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp
Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting
like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this
point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric
asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong
WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK
Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole
ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De
Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit
easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot
Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled
dickweed
Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire
town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with
care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN
YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH
THE META PICTURE
awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle

Ass, Community, and God: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered
into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be
escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity
snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into
action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is
a gigantic king a""hole
Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k
away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he
could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let
me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like
terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn
Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not äke Frank was
gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just
about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the
f'k down Jesus Frank
Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and
getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he
is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp
Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting
like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this
point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric
asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong
WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK
Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole
ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De
Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit
easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot
Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled
dickweed
Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire
town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with
care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN
YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH
THE META PICTURE
awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle

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Tits, Boobs, and Rest: Alternative phrases to "calm your tits" soothe your boobs - de-stress your breasts . undo the calamity that is your mammaries - adjust your bust before it combusts I also like: - give that chest a rest hakuna your tatas don't have a rack attack

Tits, Boobs, and Rest: Alternative phrases to "calm your tits"
soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
. undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
hakuna your tatas
don't have a rack attack

Tits, Boobs, and Rest: Alternative phrases to "calm your tits"
soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
. undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
hakuna your tatas
don't have a rack attack

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Fire, Life, and Love: Does she scare you a little? Good. She should make you fear her love, so that when she lets you be apart of it, you won't take it lightly. She should remind you of the power that beauty brings, that storms reside in her veins, and that she still wants you in the middle of it all. Do not take this soul for granted, for she is fierce, and she can take you places that you never thought you could go; but she is still loving in the midst of it all, like the calm rain after a storm, she can bring life. Learn her, and cherish her, respect her and love her; for she is so much more than a pretty face, she is a soul on fire.

Fire, Life, and Love: Does she scare you a little?
Good. She should make you fear
her love, so that when she lets
you be apart of it, you won't take
it lightly. She should remind you
of the power that beauty brings,
that storms reside in her veins,
and that she still wants you in the
middle of it all. Do not take this
soul for granted, for she is fierce,
and she can take you places that
you never thought you could go;
but she is still loving in the midst
of it all, like the calm rain after a
storm, she can bring life. Learn
her, and cherish her, respect her
and love her; for she is so much
more than a pretty face, she is
a soul on fire.

Fire, Life, and Love: Does she scare you a little?
Good. She should make you fear
her love, so that when she lets
you be apart of it, you won't take
it lightly. She should remind you
of the power that beauty brings,
that storms reside in her veins,
and that she still wants you in the
middle of it all. Do not take this
soul for granted, for she is fierce,
and she can take you places that
you never thought you could go;
but she is still loving in the midst
of it all, like the calm rain after a
storm, she can bring life. Learn
her, and cherish her, respect her
and love her; for she is so much
more than a pretty face, she is
a soul on fire.

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Funny, Love, and Tumblr: maralie i really love our generation's joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says "oh she's pretty" anymore we say "i would willingly let her murder me" and everyone is just like "Tol same" i think "same" is also great and "me," i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like,a lizard, and just says "me" and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

Funny, Love, and Tumblr: maralie
i really love our generation's joke trend of like,
very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole.
like nobody says "oh she's pretty" anymore we
say "i would willingly let her murder me" and
everyone is just like "Tol same"
i think "same" is also great and "me," i love
when somebody reblogs a picture of like,a
lizard, and just says "me" and we all know
exactly what they mean. the current online
Humor Discourse is remarkable because we
trade exclusively in metaphors and
implications and nobody ever, ever says
anything outright and yet EVERYBODY
understands each other perfectly

Funny, Love, and Tumblr: maralie
i really love our generation's joke trend of like,
very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole.
like nobody says "oh she's pretty" anymore we
say "i would willingly let her murder me" and
everyone is just like "Tol same"
i think "same" is also great and "me," i love
when somebody reblogs a picture of like,a
lizard, and just says "me" and we all know
exactly what they mean. the current online
Humor Discourse is remarkable because we
trade exclusively in metaphors and
implications and nobody ever, ever says
anything outright and yet EVERYBODY
understands each other perfectly

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Memes, Omg, and Live: whenever I tell someone where I live and they say, "omg that's so far" I'm like calm down I'm not inviting you over. Il

Memes, Omg, and Live: whenever I tell someone
where I live and they say,
"omg that's so far"
I'm like calm down
I'm not inviting you over.
Il

Memes, Omg, and Live: whenever I tell someone
where I live and they say,
"omg that's so far"
I'm like calm down
I'm not inviting you over.
Il

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Ass, Community, and God: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is a gigantic king a""hole Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not äke Frank was gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the f'k down Jesus Frank Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled dickweed Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH THE META PICTURE awesomesthesia: Meet Frank The Turtle

Ass, Community, and God: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered
into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be
escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity
snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into
action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is
a gigantic king a""hole
Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k
away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he
could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let
me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like
terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn
Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not äke Frank was
gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just
about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the
f'k down Jesus Frank
Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and
getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he
is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp
Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting
like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this
point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric
asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong
WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK
Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole
ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De
Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit
easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot
Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled
dickweed
Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire
town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with
care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN
YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH
THE META PICTURE
awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle

Ass, Community, and God: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered
into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be
escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity
snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into
action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is
a gigantic king a""hole
Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k
away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he
could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let
me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like
terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn
Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not äke Frank was
gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just
about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the
f'k down Jesus Frank
Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and
getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he
is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp
Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting
like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this
point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric
asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong
WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK
Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole
ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De
Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit
easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot
Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled
dickweed
Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire
town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with
care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN
YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH
THE META PICTURE
awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle

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Funny, Memes, and Shoes: momunofu chillin on a Saturday night dadurl Calm down jojo mom unofu you're right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax sparkafterdark You call that "chillin"? Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink totallyfubar I dunno, man, sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop witchchad get on my level boys sparkafterdark Unfortunately to "get on your level" l'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes nerdgul Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck Since you've been gone 100 Today’s Most Funny Memes (#149 November 3, 2017)

Funny, Memes, and Shoes: momunofu
chillin on a Saturday night
dadurl
Calm down jojo
mom unofu
you're right, I am looking a little stiff here, I
should try to relax
sparkafterdark
You call that "chillin"?
Everyone knows the best way to relax is with
a good book and a warm drink
totallyfubar
I dunno, man,
sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop
witchchad
get on my level boys
sparkafterdark
Unfortunately to "get on your level" l'd need a
boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of
cinderblock shoes
nerdgul
Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read
holy fuck
Since you've been gone
100 Today’s Most Funny Memes (#149 November 3, 2017)

Funny, Memes, and Shoes: momunofu
chillin on a Saturday night
dadurl
Calm down jojo
mom unofu
you're right, I am looking a little stiff here, I
should try to relax
sparkafterdark
You call that "chillin"?
Everyone knows the best way to relax is with
a good book and a warm drink
totallyfubar
I dunno, man,
sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop
witchchad
get on my level boys
sparkafterdark
Unfortunately to "get on your level" l'd need a
boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of
cinderblock shoes
nerdgul
Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read
holy fuck
Since you've been gone
100 Today’s Most Funny Memes (#149 November 3, 2017)

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Wtf, Dow, and This: calm dow calm dow Wtf is this

Wtf, Dow, and This: calm dow
calm dow
Wtf is this

Wtf, Dow, and This: calm dow
calm dow
Wtf is this

Wtf is this

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Dank, Memes, and Target: calm dow calm dow Wtf is this by Obsidian_Revenger MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: calm dow
calm dow
Wtf is this by Obsidian_Revenger
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: calm dow
calm dow
Wtf is this by Obsidian_Revenger
MORE MEMES

Wtf is this by Obsidian_Revenger MORE MEMES

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Dogs, Fucking, and Love: black @NYCofficeworker employer: "you're hired, salary is $36k" me: "Iwas hoping for $50k" "we have coffee on tap and a casual dress code" "that's great bu-" "FOOSBALL TABLES AND TREADMILL DESKS" "please calm do-" "DOGS AT WORK, HAPPY HOURS, FREE FUCKING SNACKS, MILLENNIALS LOVE THIS SHIT" Great place

Dogs, Fucking, and Love: black
@NYCofficeworker
employer: "you're hired, salary is $36k"
me: "Iwas hoping for $50k"
"we have coffee on tap and a casual
dress code"
"that's great bu-"
"FOOSBALL TABLES AND TREADMILL
DESKS"
"please calm do-"
"DOGS AT WORK, HAPPY HOURS,
FREE FUCKING SNACKS,
MILLENNIALS LOVE THIS SHIT"
Great place

Dogs, Fucking, and Love: black
@NYCofficeworker
employer: "you're hired, salary is $36k"
me: "Iwas hoping for $50k"
"we have coffee on tap and a casual
dress code"
"that's great bu-"
"FOOSBALL TABLES AND TREADMILL
DESKS"
"please calm do-"
"DOGS AT WORK, HAPPY HOURS,
FREE FUCKING SNACKS,
MILLENNIALS LOVE THIS SHIT"
Great place

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God, Oh My God, and Stuff: Nobody: Nobody at all: Theatre people when the Tony Award Nominations are happening @performerstuff Oh my God it's happening! Everybody stay calm! Everybody stay calm! PERFORMER STUFF #theatrememes #broadwaymemes #tonynominations #PerformerStuff

God, Oh My God, and Stuff: Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Theatre people when the Tony Award Nominations
are happening
@performerstuff
Oh my God it's happening! Everybody stay calm! Everybody stay calm!
PERFORMER
STUFF
#theatrememes #broadwaymemes #tonynominations #PerformerStuff

God, Oh My God, and Stuff: Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Theatre people when the Tony Award Nominations
are happening
@performerstuff
Oh my God it's happening! Everybody stay calm! Everybody stay calm!
PERFORMER
STUFF
#theatrememes #broadwaymemes #tonynominations #PerformerStuff

#theatrememes #broadwaymemes #tonynominations #PerformerStuff

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Fucking, Racism, and Tumblr: Chokes Black Teen Like A Dog toebeanz: thatpettyblackgirl: Notice how the white kids react and get in the cops face, the cop does not even pull out his gun and his hostility towards the blck kid. That is so implicit bias, racism, and brutality. I’m glad the kids stood up for him. The black kid is just standing there with his arms crossed and the cop fucking does that yet remains totally calm when the white kids start yelling in his face and grabbing and shoving him away from the black kid. It’s almost as if “heat of the moment” is a completely made up excuse to pretend they’re not racist

Fucking, Racism, and Tumblr: Chokes
Black Teen
Like A Dog
toebeanz:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Notice how the white kids react and get in the cops face, the cop does
not even pull out his gun and his hostility towards the blck kid. That
is so implicit bias, racism, and brutality. I’m glad the kids stood up
for him.

The black kid is just standing there with his arms crossed and the cop fucking does that yet remains totally calm when the white kids start yelling in his face and grabbing and shoving him away from the black kid. It’s almost as if “heat of the moment” is a completely made up excuse to pretend they’re not racist

Fucking, Racism, and Tumblr: Chokes
Black Teen
Like A Dog
toebeanz:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Notice how the white kids react and get in the cops face, the cop does
not even pull out his gun and his hostility towards the blck kid. That
is so implicit bias, racism, and brutality. I’m glad the kids stood up
for him.

The black kid is just standing there with his arms crossed and the cop fucking does that yet remains totally calm when the white kids start yelling in his face and grabbing and shoving him away from the black kid. It’s almost as if “heat of the moment” is a completely made up excuse to pretend they’re not racist

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Clothes, Selfie, and Social Media: indie @INDIEWASHERE people for 1000s of years used to sit in front of a painter of like 12 hours in order to take a picture these people are literally taking 3 minutes out their vacation to take a picture pls calm down and go lay in some grass or something Derek Hopper @derekmhopper Social media is a curse in many ways. 7/30/18, 10:47 AM musicalhell: 1600′s nobility: I have commissioned an extremely flattering portrait of me in my best clothes and surrounded by things that symbolize my wealth and power. Some random millennial: *takes thirty seconds out of the first vacation they’ve had in ages to post a beach day selfie* Smug Assholes: THIS GENERATION IS SO SELF-CENTERED I SWEAR THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL

Clothes, Selfie, and Social Media: indie
@INDIEWASHERE
people for 1000s of years used to sit in front
of a painter of like 12 hours in order to take a
picture these people are literally taking 3
minutes out their vacation to take a picture
pls calm down and go lay in some grass or
something
Derek Hopper @derekmhopper
Social media is a curse in many ways.
7/30/18, 10:47 AM
musicalhell:
1600′s nobility: I have commissioned an extremely flattering portrait of me in my best clothes and surrounded by things that symbolize my wealth and power.
Some random millennial: *takes thirty seconds out of the first vacation they’ve had in ages to post a beach day selfie*
Smug Assholes: THIS GENERATION IS SO SELF-CENTERED I SWEAR THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL

Clothes, Selfie, and Social Media: indie
@INDIEWASHERE
people for 1000s of years used to sit in front
of a painter of like 12 hours in order to take a
picture these people are literally taking 3
minutes out their vacation to take a picture
pls calm down and go lay in some grass or
something
Derek Hopper @derekmhopper
Social media is a curse in many ways.
7/30/18, 10:47 AM
musicalhell:
1600′s nobility: I have commissioned an extremely flattering portrait of me in my best clothes and surrounded by things that symbolize my wealth and power.
Some random millennial: *takes thirty seconds out of the first vacation they’ve had in ages to post a beach day selfie*
Smug Assholes: THIS GENERATION IS SO SELF-CENTERED I SWEAR THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL

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Crazy, Fall, and Hoes: Tweet BTM @JasmineKSM If yo man cheats on you, BOIL WATER. let it boil, boil & boil as the water continues to boil, Wait for him to fall asleep. When u very sure he's sleep, Make some tea and drink it, tea reduces stress & for u crazy hoes ..who thought i was gonna say throw it on him ..get help Calm tf down

Crazy, Fall, and Hoes: Tweet
BTM
@JasmineKSM
If yo man cheats on you, BOIL WATER.
let it boil, boil & boil as the water
continues to boil, Wait for him to fall
asleep. When u very sure he's sleep,
Make some tea and drink it, tea
reduces stress
& for u crazy hoes ..who thought i was
gonna say throw it on him ..get help
Calm tf down

Crazy, Fall, and Hoes: Tweet
BTM
@JasmineKSM
If yo man cheats on you, BOIL WATER.
let it boil, boil & boil as the water
continues to boil, Wait for him to fall
asleep. When u very sure he's sleep,
Make some tea and drink it, tea
reduces stress
& for u crazy hoes ..who thought i was
gonna say throw it on him ..get help
Calm tf down

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Dank, Head, and 🤖: i might look calm but in my head ive punched you in the face three times 😂

Dank, Head, and 🤖: i might look calm but in my head ive
punched you in the face three times
😂

Dank, Head, and 🤖: i might look calm but in my head ive
punched you in the face three times
😂

😂

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Dank, Bible, and Flight: LAD BIBLE THIS PLANE'S PROPELLER FELL OFFMID-FLIGHT After the propeller fell off his plane, this man stayed calm and attempted to guide the plane to safety. This takes some serious skill... 😯😳

Dank, Bible, and Flight: LAD
BIBLE
THIS PLANE'S
PROPELLER
FELL OFFMID-FLIGHT
After the propeller fell off his plane, this man stayed calm and attempted to guide the plane to safety. This takes some serious skill... 😯😳

Dank, Bible, and Flight: LAD
BIBLE
THIS PLANE'S
PROPELLER
FELL OFFMID-FLIGHT
After the propeller fell off his plane, this man stayed calm and attempted to guide the plane to safety. This takes some serious skill... 😯😳

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Dank, Quotes, and 🤖: Quote page . @petttyy_quotes If you ever disrespected me and I was calm about it....don't trust me Channel the rage elsewhere.

Dank, Quotes, and 🤖: Quote page .
@petttyy_quotes
If you ever disrespected me and I was
calm about it....don't trust me
Channel the rage elsewhere.

Dank, Quotes, and 🤖: Quote page .
@petttyy_quotes
If you ever disrespected me and I was
calm about it....don't trust me
Channel the rage elsewhere.

Channel the rage elsewhere.

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Head, Memes, and Astrology: "LIBRA FEMALES ARE CALM, COOL, AND COLLECTED WITH A GOOD STRATEGY ALWAYS BEING PLANNED IN THEIR HEAD UNKNOWN What is it like to be a Libra zodiac sign when you are a female? The Libra woman embodies fairness, justice, and balance within her horoscope. These 12 memes perfectly summarize how she lives such a balanced lifestyle. #libra #libramemes #libraquotes #zodiac #zodiacmemes #astrology

Head, Memes, and Astrology: "LIBRA FEMALES
ARE CALM, COOL,
AND COLLECTED
WITH A GOOD
STRATEGY
ALWAYS BEING
PLANNED IN
THEIR HEAD
UNKNOWN
What is it like to be a Libra zodiac sign when you are a female? The Libra woman embodies fairness, justice, and balance within her horoscope. These 12 memes perfectly summarize how she lives such a balanced lifestyle. #libra #libramemes #libraquotes #zodiac #zodiacmemes #astrology

Head, Memes, and Astrology: "LIBRA FEMALES
ARE CALM, COOL,
AND COLLECTED
WITH A GOOD
STRATEGY
ALWAYS BEING
PLANNED IN
THEIR HEAD
UNKNOWN
What is it like to be a Libra zodiac sign when you are a female? The Libra woman embodies fairness, justice, and balance within her horoscope. These 12 memes perfectly summarize how she lives such a balanced lifestyle. #libra #libramemes #libraquotes #zodiac #zodiacmemes #astrology

What is it like to be a Libra zodiac sign when you are a female? The Libra woman embodies fairness, justice, and balance within her horoscop...

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Love, Memes, and Quiet: Sarcasmlol.com The reason like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am to 5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. It's so silent and calm. I love it. DV6

Love, Memes, and Quiet: Sarcasmlol.com
The reason like staying up late so much is because
between the hours of 1am to 5am, the world is quiet
and no one expects anything from me. I could stare
at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no
consequences. It's so silent and calm. I love it.
DV6

Love, Memes, and Quiet: Sarcasmlol.com
The reason like staying up late so much is because
between the hours of 1am to 5am, the world is quiet
and no one expects anything from me. I could stare
at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no
consequences. It's so silent and calm. I love it.
DV6

DV6

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Jesus, Keep Calm, and You: KEEP CALM JESUS LOVES YOU Wait a second

Jesus, Keep Calm, and You: KEEP
CALM
JESUS
LOVES
YOU
Wait a second

Jesus, Keep Calm, and You: KEEP
CALM
JESUS
LOVES
YOU
Wait a second

Wait a second

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Relatable, Comic, and Ing: / AM PREPARED TO ENGAGE IN VOLENCE I AM A CALM AND coLLECTEDAN OPINION I'M SHAR ING you DISAGRee WITH INDIVIDUAL 옷 웃11 웃 I made a comic about a relatable situation

Relatable, Comic, and Ing: / AM PREPARED
TO ENGAGE
IN VOLENCE
I AM A CALM
AND coLLECTEDAN OPINION
I'M SHAR ING
you DISAGRee
WITH
INDIVIDUAL
옷 웃11 웃
I made a comic about a relatable situation

Relatable, Comic, and Ing: / AM PREPARED
TO ENGAGE
IN VOLENCE
I AM A CALM
AND coLLECTEDAN OPINION
I'M SHAR ING
you DISAGRee
WITH
INDIVIDUAL
옷 웃11 웃
I made a comic about a relatable situation

I made a comic about a relatable situation

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Ocean, Dear, and Always: even the ocean cannot always be calm my dear e.russell

Ocean, Dear, and Always: even
the
ocean
cannot
always
be calm
my dear
e.russell

Ocean, Dear, and Always: even
the
ocean
cannot
always
be calm
my dear
e.russell

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Damian Lillard, Sun Tzu, and Art: damianlillarc <6 It is the unemotional, reserved, calm, detached warrior who wins, not the hothead seeking vengeance and not the ambitious seeker of fortune. Sun Tzu, The Art of War Liked by trailblazers and 57,288 others damianlillard On to the next... 🌶 🍿 (via Damian Lillard)

Damian Lillard, Sun Tzu, and Art: damianlillarc
<6 It is the unemotional, reserved, calm,
detached warrior who wins, not the
hothead seeking vengeance and not
the ambitious seeker of fortune.
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Liked by trailblazers and 57,288 others
damianlillard On to the next...
🌶 🍿

(via Damian Lillard)

Damian Lillard, Sun Tzu, and Art: damianlillarc
<6 It is the unemotional, reserved, calm,
detached warrior who wins, not the
hothead seeking vengeance and not
the ambitious seeker of fortune.
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Liked by trailblazers and 57,288 others
damianlillard On to the next...
🌶 🍿

(via Damian Lillard)

🌶 🍿 (via Damian Lillard)

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Barbie, Crocs, and North Face: Jack Boot @lamJackBoot Hey guy with hydration pack, 2 hiking sticks & North Face vest; my 5 yr old walked the same trail in Crocs carrying a naked Barbie Relax. Calm down

Barbie, Crocs, and North Face: Jack Boot
@lamJackBoot
Hey guy with hydration pack, 2
hiking sticks & North Face vest;
my 5 yr old walked the same trail
in Crocs carrying a naked Barbie
Relax.
Calm down

Barbie, Crocs, and North Face: Jack Boot
@lamJackBoot
Hey guy with hydration pack, 2
hiking sticks & North Face vest;
my 5 yr old walked the same trail
in Crocs carrying a naked Barbie
Relax.
Calm down

Calm down

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Beautiful, Fall, and Love: "Fall in love with someone who tastes like adventure but looks like the calm, beautiful morning after a terrible storm." 9)

Beautiful, Fall, and Love: "Fall in love with someone who
tastes like adventure but looks
like the calm, beautiful morning
after a terrible storm."
9)

Beautiful, Fall, and Love: "Fall in love with someone who
tastes like adventure but looks
like the calm, beautiful morning
after a terrible storm."
9)

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Barbie, Crocs, and North Face: Jack Boot @lamJackBoot Hey guy with hydration pack, 2 hiking sticks & North Face vest; my 5 yr old walked the same trail in Crocs carrying a naked Barbie Relax. Calm down

Barbie, Crocs, and North Face: Jack Boot
@lamJackBoot
Hey guy with hydration pack, 2
hiking sticks & North Face vest;
my 5 yr old walked the same trail
in Crocs carrying a naked Barbie
Relax.
Calm down

Barbie, Crocs, and North Face: Jack Boot
@lamJackBoot
Hey guy with hydration pack, 2
hiking sticks & North Face vest;
my 5 yr old walked the same trail
in Crocs carrying a naked Barbie
Relax.
Calm down

Calm down

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Head, Memes, and Gas Station: Me trying to avoid eye contact with the crack head at the gas station Remain calm

Head, Memes, and Gas Station: Me trying to avoid eye contact with the
crack head at the gas station
Remain calm

Head, Memes, and Gas Station: Me trying to avoid eye contact with the
crack head at the gas station
Remain calm

Remain calm

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God, Memes, and Heart: Dear God: I'm not okav. I'm not myself. I'm drained. Please calm my mind, heal my heart and take my worries away. LifeLearnedFeelings <3

God, Memes, and Heart: Dear God:
I'm not okav. I'm
not myself. I'm
drained. Please calm
my mind, heal my
heart and take my
worries away.
LifeLearnedFeelings
<3

God, Memes, and Heart: Dear God:
I'm not okav. I'm
not myself. I'm
drained. Please calm
my mind, heal my
heart and take my
worries away.
LifeLearnedFeelings
<3

<3

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Memes, Hospital, and Women: You rank the women of this hospital by their appearance? Calm down, 12.

Memes, Hospital, and Women: You rank the women of this hospital
by their appearance?
Calm down, 12.

Memes, Hospital, and Women: You rank the women of this hospital
by their appearance?
Calm down, 12.

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Cute, Girls, and Relationships: Some of you dudes are not even cute enough to be playing girls the way you do, like calm down ugly

Cute, Girls, and Relationships: Some of you dudes are not even cute
enough to be playing girls the way you
do, like calm down ugly

Cute, Girls, and Relationships: Some of you dudes are not even cute
enough to be playing girls the way you
do, like calm down ugly

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Anxiety, Heart, and Soul: The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that's not the one. When you meet your 'soul mate' you'll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation"

Anxiety, Heart, and Soul: The Buddhists say if you meet
somebody and your heart pounds, your
hands shake, your knees go weak, that's
not the one. When you meet your 'soul
mate' you'll feel calm. No anxiety, no
agitation"

Anxiety, Heart, and Soul: The Buddhists say if you meet
somebody and your heart pounds, your
hands shake, your knees go weak, that's
not the one. When you meet your 'soul
mate' you'll feel calm. No anxiety, no
agitation"

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Friends, Memes, and Social Media: To the greatest fans in the world, We are about to see Avengers: Endgame within few days. Since not everyone will be able to watch the movie on the first day. We request you to keep silence until a couple of weeks after the movie release in order to avoid spoiling the story or plot details for our fellow marvel fans. We request you to keep a safe distance from social media so that the movie won't be spoiled for you and you won't spoil it for others. We know you are excited. We know you want to talk about this all day. But there is a time for everything. We request you to be patient, keep calm and don't get spoiled. Everyone Involved with the film has worked incredibly hard for the past three years maintaining the highest level of secrecy. It's our turn now to not spoil the movie for our friends. We're asking that when you see Endgame, in the coming weeks, that you maintain that same level of secrecy so that all our friends can have equal experience when they watch it for the first time. Don't spoil it for others, the same way you wouldn't want it spoiled for you. Good luck and happy viewing. United Fans of Marvel #AvengersDemandsYourSilence #ThanosDemandsYourSilence

Friends, Memes, and Social Media: To the greatest fans in the world,
We are about to see Avengers: Endgame within few days.
Since not everyone will be able to watch the movie on the first day.
We request you to keep silence until a couple of weeks after the
movie release in order to avoid spoiling the story or plot details
for our fellow marvel fans.
We request you to keep a safe distance from social media so that
the movie won't be spoiled for you and you won't spoil it for others.
We know you are excited. We know you want to talk about this all day.
But there is a time for everything. We request you to be patient,
keep calm and don't get spoiled. Everyone Involved with the film has
worked incredibly hard for the past three years maintaining the highest
level of secrecy.
It's our turn now to not spoil the movie for our friends. We're asking
that when you see Endgame, in the coming weeks, that you maintain
that same level of secrecy so that all our friends can have equal
experience when they watch it for the first time. Don't spoil it for others,
the same way you wouldn't want it spoiled for you.
Good luck and happy viewing.
United Fans of Marvel

#AvengersDemandsYourSilence
#ThanosDemandsYourSilence

Friends, Memes, and Social Media: To the greatest fans in the world,
We are about to see Avengers: Endgame within few days.
Since not everyone will be able to watch the movie on the first day.
We request you to keep silence until a couple of weeks after the
movie release in order to avoid spoiling the story or plot details
for our fellow marvel fans.
We request you to keep a safe distance from social media so that
the movie won't be spoiled for you and you won't spoil it for others.
We know you are excited. We know you want to talk about this all day.
But there is a time for everything. We request you to be patient,
keep calm and don't get spoiled. Everyone Involved with the film has
worked incredibly hard for the past three years maintaining the highest
level of secrecy.
It's our turn now to not spoil the movie for our friends. We're asking
that when you see Endgame, in the coming weeks, that you maintain
that same level of secrecy so that all our friends can have equal
experience when they watch it for the first time. Don't spoil it for others,
the same way you wouldn't want it spoiled for you.
Good luck and happy viewing.
United Fans of Marvel

#AvengersDemandsYourSilence
#ThanosDemandsYourSilence

#AvengersDemandsYourSilence #ThanosDemandsYourSilence

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Blessed, Easter, and Journey: KEEP CALM AND HAVE BLESSED HOLY WEEK It's Holy Week. Our journey to Easter has begun.

Blessed, Easter, and Journey: KEEP CALM
AND HAVE
BLESSED
HOLY WEEK
It's Holy Week. Our journey to Easter has begun.

Blessed, Easter, and Journey: KEEP CALM
AND HAVE
BLESSED
HOLY WEEK
It's Holy Week. Our journey to Easter has begun.

It's Holy Week. Our journey to Easter has begun.

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Fir, Calm, and Olt: olt VoIT FIR CALM KE

Fir, Calm, and Olt: olt
VoIT
FIR
CALM
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Fall, Love, and Anxiety: Do not fall in love with the broken girl if you can't handle the pain from trying to pick up her pieces. Depression doesn't listen to sweet nothings and anxiety doesn't listen when you say calm down. If you can't love me like this, don't love me at all because when you leave I'll be more broken than I was before.

Fall, Love, and Anxiety: Do not fall in love with the
broken girl if you can't
handle the pain from trying
to pick up her pieces.
Depression doesn't listen to
sweet nothings and anxiety
doesn't listen when you say
calm down. If you can't love
me like this, don't love me at
all because when you leave
I'll be more broken than I
was before.

Fall, Love, and Anxiety: Do not fall in love with the
broken girl if you can't
handle the pain from trying
to pick up her pieces.
Depression doesn't listen to
sweet nothings and anxiety
doesn't listen when you say
calm down. If you can't love
me like this, don't love me at
all because when you leave
I'll be more broken than I
was before.

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Moms, Tumblr, and Blog: When your mom looks calm in public, but she got that secret grip on ur arm srsfunny:Mom’s secret grip

Moms, Tumblr, and Blog: When your mom looks calm
in public, but she got that secret grip
on ur arm
srsfunny:Mom’s secret grip

Moms, Tumblr, and Blog: When your mom looks calm
in public, but she got that secret grip
on ur arm
srsfunny:Mom’s secret grip

srsfunny:Mom’s secret grip

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Disney, Instagram, and Memes: calm your tits soothe your boobsS undo the calamity that is your mammaries don't have a rack attack hakuna your tatas What a wonderful phrase Follow our Instagram: instagram.com/alternative.disney

Disney, Instagram, and Memes: calm your tits
soothe your
boobsS
undo the calamity
that is your
mammaries
don't have a
rack attack
hakuna your
tatas
What a wonderful phrase
Follow our Instagram: instagram.com/alternative.disney

Disney, Instagram, and Memes: calm your tits
soothe your
boobsS
undo the calamity
that is your
mammaries
don't have a
rack attack
hakuna your
tatas
What a wonderful phrase
Follow our Instagram: instagram.com/alternative.disney

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Threes

Threes

Come Here Now

Come Here Now

Keep Calms

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