25+ Best Calm Memes | Threes Memes

Logic, Memes, and News: For one hour last week, Senator Collins took us back to an age when calm reasoned logic, powerful imagery, and deep thought controlled the Senate floor, -Newt Gingrich FOX NEWS cha n ne I AP Photo/Richard Drew In an op-ed, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich praised Sen. Susan Collins’ “extraordinary” speech on the Senate floor.

In an op-ed, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich praised Sen. Susan Collins’ “extraordinary” speech on the Senate floor.

G2g, Exercise, and Today: Therapist: today we're going to do an exercise Me [shifts nervously in seat]: oh, I-uh Therapist: calm down, fatty. Not actual exercise g2g byeeee

g2g byeeee

Dude, Music, and Ghost: Dude calm down. It s not a ghost its ust musich You can't touch music. HD can touch you.

Abc, Cheating, and God: When 2k cheating and your girl is in the other room like, "oh my god calm down it's just a stupid game" PLAYOFPLAYOFFS ONRA @NBA YOF PL WEST FIRST ROUND LINAUNİMAG NEWS CONFERENCE NB/ GM 31 THUNDER DEFEAT ROCKETS 115-113 HOU LEADS SERIES 2-1 GAME 4 SUNDAY 3:30 PM E10N ABC 😂😂🍋🍋

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Definitely, The Middle, and Girl Memes: when someone tells you to calm down during the middle of an argument definitely me

definitely me

Memes, Too Much, and American: KEEP CALM AND WATCH HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF 3.7% unemployment rate!! TOO MUCH WINNING🇺🇸🇺🇸😩😩 trump Trump2020 presidentdonaldtrump draintheswamp makeamericagreatagain trumptrain triggered ------------------ FOLLOW👉🏼 @conservative.american 👈🏼 FOR MORE🇺🇸🇺🇸

3.7% unemployment rate!! TOO MUCH WINNING🇺🇸🇺🇸😩😩 trump Trump2020 presidentdonaldtrump draintheswamp makeamericagreatagain trumptrain triggere...

Ass, Funny, and Tumblr: the-nipperman the calm before the storm kyleraynxr this caption has no business being that funny awesomacious: spiderman slap ass

awesomacious: spiderman slap ass

Anxiety, How, and Social Anxiety: when i try to hide my social anxiety in public Look how calm she is as well!

Angry, Down, and You: When you're angry and someone tells you to calm down *breath in* You're right. perhaps i was overreacting and i apologize.

Funny, Lol, and Mom: when your mom looks calm in public, but she got that secret grip on ur arm Oh nooo lol

Oh nooo lol

Funny, Lol, and Down: When someone tells me to "calm down" after they've pissed me off Lol nochill

Lol nochill

Funny, Down, and Calm Down: When someone tells me to "calm down" after they've pissed me off 😑

😑

Ass, Funny, and Lol: when your mom looks calm in public, but she got that secret grip on ur arm Ass whooping time lol

Ass whooping time lol

Dank, Head, and 🤖: I might look calm but in my head I have punched you in the face three times

Exercise, Today, and Humans of Tumblr: David Hughes @david8hughes Therapist: today we're going to do an exercise Me [shifts nervously in seat]: oh, I-uh Therapist: calm down, fatty. Not actual exercise 2/22/16, 10:20 PM 1,604 Retweets 3,721 Likes

Dallas Cowboys, Memes, and Nfl: FOX NFL ST&G0AL Current Drive Plays 6 Yards 67 3:32 LIONS 1-2 10 COWBOYS 12 20 4th 14:27 06 1st & Goal BUCCANEERS 3BEARS 45 Ball On NFL CHI 24 Keep calm and Kerryon. @AyeyoKEJO TOUCHDOWN. #OnePride #DETvsDAL 📺: FOX https://t.co/3GxGhn6dS1

Keep calm and Kerryon. @AyeyoKEJO TOUCHDOWN. #OnePride #DETvsDAL 📺: FOX https://t.co/3GxGhn6dS1

Friends, Funny, and Grandma: When u tell your friends u saw that car and were in full control so they calm down but in reality u got a glimpse of the after life and pretty sure grandma was waving at u *Nervous laugh* guys you’re overreacting

*Nervous laugh* guys you’re overreacting

Pussy, Work, and Girl: when you pound her pussy out real good and tell her you gotta go and pick ya girl up from work @mr_left_hand Calm Down Woman, I’ll Be Bacc Tomorrow. 😏😏 Deuces

Calm Down Woman, I’ll Be Bacc Tomorrow. 😏😏 Deuces

Crazy, Funny, and Memes: You ever get mad at yourself for being calm and rational about a situation when you realize you missed the perfect opportunity to go crazy esarc oly SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Bones, Tumblr, and Shark: feldownarabbitshole goldooastfamiy damn-the-iam: loveissuchalovelytorture shark-bones: Bath mat tuns red when wet I need towels made out of this, and then I'd make my guests use them with out telling them. Then wait for the screams of terror. Calm down there, Satan. reblogging just for that comment You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it's just wet, perfect Two types of people on tumblr

Shit, Evil, and Stay: @allforSMS I try to stay calm cause I'll really do some evil shit With no remorse either าง N that's no Follow: Jaaja’💰😽✨ For A Whole Lot More ❤

Follow: Jaaja’💰😽✨ For A Whole Lot More ❤

Beautiful, Tumblr, and Blog: saltycaffeine: Beautiful Natural Irregular Rainbow Labradorite Moonstone Pendant. Moonstone are said to bring calm, peace, and balance. This will make a lovely and meaningful gift for your loved ones. USE CODE: MOONSTONE = GET YOURS HERE =

saltycaffeine: Beautiful Natural Irregular Rainbow Labradorite Moonstone Pendant. Moonstone are said to bring calm, peace, and balance. Thi...

Meme, Wholesome, and Dog: T it's just someonJE walking by. no everyone)ust stay calm. need to Panic. STAY CALM! theycantalk.com this wholesome dog meme is the smudge stick u need and deserve rn Do. Not. Panic. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zoahig

Do. Not. Panic. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zoahig

Funny, Animal, and Cool: oWeRateDogsTM @dog_rates Following This is Robert. He's doing much better on his walks. Used to hop all over the place. Carrots seem to calm him. 13/10 for this good boy 22 Cool Animal Pictures From This Week That Are Actually Funny

22 Cool Animal Pictures From This Week That Are Actually Funny

Classical Art, Mom, and Simple: Classicalfuck @classicalfuck When you ask your mom a simple question and she starts yelling Ok calm down

Ok calm down

Naruto, Sasuke, and Quote: Friend: You can't summarize the entirety of Naruto in one quote Me You need to calm down, Sasuke DANKLAND basically 😂

basically 😂

Being Alone, Bad, and Creepy: AT&T 12:10 O 56% Home Active 1m ago Hey Yes? 11:10 Lol why like that Like what? The yes? Do you not wanna talk lol I don't really have much to say Why do you say that Do you not wanna talk? Not particularly Why is that AT&T 12:10 О 56% Home Active 1m ago Why is that I don't like talking to you 11:49 Why? Because every time you want to talk to me you get creepy and you have a baby on the way so l want nothing to do with that What do you mean what does my baby have to do anything with you? You hit on me and say inappropriate and gross things to me and with your girlfriend expecting I don't want the drama AT&T 12:10 ○ 56% Home Active 1m ago What drama though? Can I call you lol? Wtf no Lol why not Because I don't want to talk to you What's so bad with me? You're creepy when you talk to me you say and ask me inappropriate things and I want nothing to do with it But why I won't I promise No Please G l AT&T 12:10 56% Home Active 1m ago Oh my god fuck off What happened though you used to love it though what changed that In middle school. It has been 8 years. you have a girlfriend. You're stupid as fuck. I said no. Lol calm down there's no reason to be mad Oh fuck you No really why are you mad I haven't said anything to make you mad I said I didn't want to talk to you But talk to me I'm not going to be bad I promise l AT&T 12:11 О 56% Home Active 1m ago In middle school. It has been 8 years. you have a girlfriend You're stupid as fuck. I said no. Lol calm down there's no reason to be mad Oh fuck you No really why are you mad I haven't said anything to make you mad I said I didn't want to talk to you But talk to me I'm not going to be bad I promise Just leave me alone please K fine He and his girlfriend are expecting a baby in 20 days.

He and his girlfriend are expecting a baby in 20 days.

Memes, News, and Control: FOX NEWS ittsburgh, Pennsylvania Ronald Smith via Storyful An out-of-control camel was caught on video at a circus in Pittsburgh An out-of-control camel was caught on video at a circus in Pittsburgh. Handlers were eventually able to calm the animal down.

An out-of-control camel was caught on video at a circus in Pittsburgh. Handlers were eventually able to calm the animal down.

Funny, Texas, and Expand To: When you're wearing shorts and you sit down and your thighs suddenly expand to the size of Texas I need to calm down on the carbs...said me never😬😅

I need to calm down on the carbs...said me never😬😅

Memes, Police, and Tits: *Gets pulled over* Me. :*Thinking: Stay calm, flirt a little* Police License and registration please. Me. *Pressing my tits together* Can't you just let me go officer? *Wink wink* Police.: Sir, step out of the vehicle please. The hardest choices require the strongest wills. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Ova16h

The hardest choices require the strongest wills. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Ova16h

Af, Crazy, and Funny: How crazy girls get when you tell them to calm down Accurate af 😂😂

Accurate af 😂😂

Memes, Real Madrid, and Today: 12 FC B f TrollFootball TheTrollFootball_Insta Everybody stay calm! It's happening again...ctor erLink FT: 1-2 FC B 0OTrollFootball TheTrollFootball Insto NO0000! Real Madrid fans today https://t.co/mPHCP1sr60

Real Madrid fans today https://t.co/mPHCP1sr60

Memes, Fate, and Accepted: Have you ever been so stressed out to the point where you're actually calm, like you've accepted your fate? That's where l am I’m there. Follow @suckstobeyouhun @suckstobeyouhun @suckstobeyouhun

I’m there. Follow @suckstobeyouhun @suckstobeyouhun @suckstobeyouhun

Memes, Home, and Mom: when your mom looks calm in public, but she got that secret grip on ur arm You know you’re dead when you get home 😳 Follow @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch

You know you’re dead when you get home 😳 Follow @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch

Strong, Never, and How: No matter how badly someone treats you, never drop down to their level. Remain calm, stay strong, and walk away.

Girl Memes, Mad, and Down: When l'm mad and someone tells me to calm down

Instagram, Memes, and Tits: Alternative phrases to "calm your tits" 2 - soothe your boobs * de-stress your breasts undo the calamity that is your mammaries . adjust your bust before it combusts I also like: - give that chest a rest hakuna your tatas don't have a rack attack @epicfunnypage is the funniest video page on instagram 😂

@epicfunnypage is the funniest video page on instagram 😂

Ass, Fire, and Life: mayana @mayanakatherine Ladies, if you think it's okay to wear a shirt without a bra and I can see your whole ass nipples...you'd be correct that shits fire please keep doing that 9/2/18, 10:28 PM 48K Retweets 207K Likes I’ll start wearing bras when they become cheaper! Like why are bras so expensive.....??? I didn’t choose the milk bag life, it chose me!!! Calm ur tits it’s a short week! Whoop.

I’ll start wearing bras when they become cheaper! Like why are bras so expensive.....??? I didn’t choose the milk bag life, it chose me!!! C...

Love, Memes, and Pop: sally @defnotsally pop-tarts PR person woke up this morning and really just said fuck it Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS Calm down it's a virgin like you. LIMITED EDITION Op. SPLITZ en ene ide FROSTED STRAWBERRY ontheother RITZZLED CHEESECAKE i love this

i love this

Blackpeopletwitter, Eminem, and Tits: ADO-KANO @iAdokano Eminem is the only rapper that disses other rappers and gets away with it. No replies, they just calm their tits. 8/31/18, 9:35 AM Calm your tits! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Calm your tits! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Diss, Funny, and Savage: my tweets arent serious calm down v @nedyah Gives You Hell by The All-American Rejects is the best diss track out there. "Truth be told I miss you, truth be told l'm LYIN" that shit straight up savage “I am black, not” namethatmovie

“I am black, not” namethatmovie

Humans of Tumblr, Thought, and Single: bpd-hellfire i thought everything was kinda calm but turns out i'm just ignoring every single one of my problems Source: bpd-hellfire 30,413 notes

Jason, Down, and You: Jason Lastname @JasonLastname You might see punching bags are even better hugging bags if you'd just calm down for a second. 10/25/14, 2:33 PM

Funny, Lol, and True: What it feels like trying to calm Her down when shes mad Ladies true or false? Lol funniest15 viralcypher funniest15seconds Www.viralcypher.com

Ladies true or false? Lol funniest15 viralcypher funniest15seconds Www.viralcypher.com

Funny, Whole Foods, and Avocado: Vegans when Whole Foods is out of avocados The city's about to turn into Hell usa Everybody stay cool, calm down. I think 4 cucumbers is equal to one avocado, if my math is right. If it isn’t, quell your hunger by watching ThePurgeTv on USA Network at 10-9c on September 4th ad

Everybody stay cool, calm down. I think 4 cucumbers is equal to one avocado, if my math is right. If it isn’t, quell your hunger by watching...

Dank, Angry, and Never: UNILAD Calm down NEVER tell an angry person to "calm down" 😂

NEVER tell an angry person to "calm down" 😂

Memes, True, and Quiet: Broda Mik @skinez8 Last Borns are always Quiet and Calm Is this true? 😂😂😂 . KraksTV

Is this true? 😂😂😂 . KraksTV

Bad, Baseball, and Tumblr: 4G8:59 sandersstudies My sociology professor had a really good metaphor for privilege today. She didn't talk about race or gender or orientation or class, she talked about being left-handed A left-handed person walks into most classrooms and immediately is made aware of their left-handedness - they have to sit in a left-handed seat, which restricts their choices of where to sit. If there are not enough left-handed seats, they will have to sit in a right-handed seat and be continuously aware of their left-handedness. (There are other examples like left-handed scissors or baseball mitts as well.) Meanwhile, right-handed people have much more choice about where to sit, and almost never have to think about their right-handedness. Does this mean right-handed people are bad? 13 4G8:59 Does it mean that we should replace all right-handed desks with left-handed desks? But could we maybe use different desk styles that can accommodate everyone and makes it so nobody has limited options or constant awareness that they are different? Yes. Now think of this as a metaphor. For social class. For race. For ethnicity. For gender. For orientation. For anything else that sets us apart madamedraconis WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES? sandersstudies Because lI posted it about 90 seconds ago, calm down Source: sandersstudies 13 It should be easier to explain

It should be easier to explain

Bad, Baseball, and Desk: sandersstudies My sociology professor had a really good metaphor for privilege today. She didn't talk about race or gender or orientation or class, she talked about being left-handed. A left-handed person walks into most classrooms and immediately is made aware of their left-handedness - they have to sit in a left-handed seat, which restricts their choices of where to sit. If there are not enough left-handed seats, they will have to sit in a right-handed seat and be continuously aware of their left-handedness. (There are other examples like left-handed scissors or baseball mitts as well.) Meanwhile, right-handed people have much more choice about where to sit, and almost never have to think about their right-handedness. Does this mean right-handed people are bad? No Does it mean that we should replace all right-handed desks with left-handed desks? No But could we maybe use different desk styles that can accommodate everyone and makes it so nobody has limited options or constant awareness that they are different? Yes. Now think of this as a metaphor. For social class. For race. For ethnicity. For gender. For orientation. For anything else that sets us apart madamedraconis WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES? Sandersstudies Because I posted it about 90 seconds ago, calm down Source: sandersstudies 14,088 notes Credit @sandersstudies Should be given as a flyer.

Credit @sandersstudies Should be given as a flyer.

Bad, Baseball, and Desk: sandersstudies My sociology professor had a really good metaphor for privilege today. She didn't talk about race or gender or orientation or class, she talked about being left-handed. A left-handed person walks into most classrooms and immediately is made aware of their left-handedness - they have to sit in a left-handed seat, which restricts their choices of where to sit. If there are not enough left-handed seats, they will have to sit in a right-handed seat and be continuously aware of their left-handedness. (There are other examples like left-handed scissors or baseball mitts as well.) Meanwhile, right-handed people have much more choice about where to sit, and almost never have to think about their right-handedness. Does this mean right-handed people are bad? No Does it mean that we should replace all right-handed desks with left-handed desks? No But could we maybe use different desk styles that can accommodate everyone and makes it so nobody has limited options or constant awareness that they are different? Yes. Now think of this as a metaphor. For social class. For race. For ethnicity. For gender. For orientation. For anything else that sets us apart madamedraconis WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES? Sandersstudies Because I posted it about 90 seconds ago, calm down Source: sandersstudies 14,088 notes Credit u/snarlingdarling Should be given as a flyer. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NhPrWp

Credit u/snarlingdarling Should be given as a flyer. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NhPrWp

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