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There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out


This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro”
and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. 
and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. 
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D
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back the fuck up


There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out


This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro”
and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. 
and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. 
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

        

            
            

                
                
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back the fuck up


There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out


This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro”
and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. 
and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. 
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D
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back the fuck up


There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out


This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro”
and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. 
and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. 
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. 


So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?

Well I have a new hero.

Her whole wikipedia article is gold
“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”
“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“
“During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”
“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”
“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”
“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”
“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”
“To Senator Joseph McCarthy, who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”

I love this woman.

WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.


This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” 
She is my absolute favorite. 
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ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. 


So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?

Well I have a new hero.

Her whole wikipedia article is gold
“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”
“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“
“During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”
“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”
“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”
“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”
“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”
“To Senator Joseph McCarthy, who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”

I love this woman.

WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.


This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” 
She is my absolute favorite. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    themauveroom:
distractedbyshinyobjects:

mewjounouchi:

khoshekh-yourself:

catsuitmonarchy:

optimysticals:

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:




Source Click HERE to Follow the Ultrafacts Blog!




ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. 


So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?

Well I have a new hero.

Her whole wikipedia article is gold
“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”
“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“
“During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”
“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”
“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”
“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”
“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”
“To Senator Joseph McCarthy, who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”

I love this woman.

WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.


This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” 
She is my absolute favorite. 
: themauveroom:
distractedbyshinyobjects:

mewjounouchi:

khoshekh-yourself:

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optimysticals:

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:




Source Click HERE to Follow the Ultrafacts Blog!




ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. 


So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?

Well I have a new hero.

Her whole wikipedia article is gold
“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”
“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“
“During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”
“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”
“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”
“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”
“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”
“To Senator Joseph McCarthy, who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”

I love this woman.

WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.


This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” 
She is my absolute favorite. 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk: unclefather
 cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
 old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have
 happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised.
 I'm going to kill you
 cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
 millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience.
 I'm sorry I'm here
 sapphic-pink-kryptonite
 me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later.
 please don't push yourselves on my account. things happen
 heatherleigh02
 Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She
 INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT
 ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to
 complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this
 teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the
 same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the
 teen
 So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't
 even gotten ice cream yet.
 Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I
 put more money in the tip jar.
 The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me
 and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like
 "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the
 more money she makes."
 aplatonicjacuzzi
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                    Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk: unclefather
 cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
 old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have
 happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised.
 I'm going to kill you
 cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
 millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience.
 I'm sorry I'm here
 sapphic-pink-kryptonite
 me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later.
 please don't push yourselves on my account. things happen
 heatherleigh02
 Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She
 INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT
 ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to
 complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this
 teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the
 same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the
 teen
 So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't
 even gotten ice cream yet.
 Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I
 put more money in the tip jar.
 The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me
 and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like
 "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the
 more money she makes."
 aplatonicjacuzzi
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        Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk: unclefather
 cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
 old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have
 happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised.
 I'm going to kill you
 cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
 millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience.
 I'm sorry I'm here
 sapphic-pink-kryptonite
 me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later.
 please don't push yourselves on my account. things happen
 heatherleigh02
 Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She
 INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT
 ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to
 complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this
 teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the
 same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the
 teen
 So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't
 even gotten ice cream yet.
 Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I
 put more money in the tip jar.
 The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me
 and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like
 "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the
 more money she makes."
 aplatonicjacuzzi
Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk
        

            
            

                
                
                    Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk: unclefather
 cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
 old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have
 happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised.
 I'm going to kill you
 cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
 millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience.
 I'm sorry I'm here
 sapphic-pink-kryptonite
 me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later.
 please don't push yourselves on my account. things happen
 heatherleigh02
 Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She
 INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT
 ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to
 complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this
 teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the
 same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the
 teen
 So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't
 even gotten ice cream yet.
 Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I
 put more money in the tip jar.
 The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me
 and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like
 "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the
 more money she makes."
 aplatonicjacuzzi
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memeseverdie:

memeseverdie:


scarlettjane22:




The world’s biggest horse, Brooklyn Supreme, standing 78 inches tall and weighing in at 3,200 pounds.




History In Pictures




Thicc


“Brooklyn Supreme may be 3,200 pounds of solid, magnificent horse flesh, sinew and brawn, but Brooklyn Supreme is a surprisingly gentle fellow whose greatest delight is stealing ice cream cones and goodies from unsuspecting little boys and girls.”

“Yes sir he just love sweets,” his exhibitor Ralph M Fogleman explains. “You watch and see what happens when that kid comes in with that candied apple on a stick. Sure enough, a youngster stood entranced below the towering head and shoulders above him. His candied apple was momentarily forgotten. Brooklyn Supreme calmly reached down, picked it out of his hand, and in a twinkling had separated sweet from stick and stood there smacking his lips.”


I LOVE HIM
: Internationat Museuraofthe
 Keatucky Horse Park
la-volpe-bianca:
memeseverdie:

memeseverdie:


scarlettjane22:




The world’s biggest horse, Brooklyn Supreme, standing 78 inches tall and weighing in at 3,200 pounds.




History In Pictures




Thicc


“Brooklyn Supreme may be 3,200 pounds of solid, magnificent horse flesh, sinew and brawn, but Brooklyn Supreme is a surprisingly gentle fellow whose greatest delight is stealing ice cream cones and goodies from unsuspecting little boys and girls.”

“Yes sir he just love sweets,” his exhibitor Ralph M Fogleman explains. “You watch and see what happens when that kid comes in with that candied apple on a stick. Sure enough, a youngster stood entranced below the towering head and shoulders above him. His candied apple was momentarily forgotten. Brooklyn Supreme calmly reached down, picked it out of his hand, and in a twinkling had separated sweet from stick and stood there smacking his lips.”


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                    la-volpe-bianca:
memeseverdie:

memeseverdie:


scarlettjane22:




The world’s biggest horse, Brooklyn Supreme, standing 78 inches tall and weighing in at 3,200 pounds.




History In Pictures




Thicc


“Brooklyn Supreme may be 3,200 pounds of solid, magnificent horse flesh, sinew and brawn, but Brooklyn Supreme is a surprisingly gentle fellow whose greatest delight is stealing ice cream cones and goodies from unsuspecting little boys and girls.”

“Yes sir he just love sweets,” his exhibitor Ralph M Fogleman explains. “You watch and see what happens when that kid comes in with that candied apple on a stick. Sure enough, a youngster stood entranced below the towering head and shoulders above him. His candied apple was momentarily forgotten. Brooklyn Supreme calmly reached down, picked it out of his hand, and in a twinkling had separated sweet from stick and stood there smacking his lips.”


I LOVE HIM
: Internationat Museuraofthe
 Keatucky Horse Park
la-volpe-bianca:
memeseverdie:

memeseverdie:


scarlettjane22:




The world’s biggest horse, Brooklyn Supreme, standing 78 inches tall and weighing in at 3,200 pounds.




History In Pictures




Thicc


“Brooklyn Supreme may be 3,200 pounds of solid, magnificent horse flesh, sinew and brawn, but Brooklyn Supreme is a surprisingly gentle fellow whose greatest delight is stealing ice cream cones and goodies from unsuspecting little boys and girls.”

“Yes sir he just love sweets,” his exhibitor Ralph M Fogleman explains. “You watch and see what happens when that kid comes in with that candied apple on a stick. Sure enough, a youngster stood entranced below the towering head and shoulders above him. His candied apple was momentarily forgotten. Brooklyn Supreme calmly reached down, picked it out of his hand, and in a twinkling had separated sweet from stick and stood there smacking his lips.”


I LOVE HIM

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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scarlettjane22:




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 faithinhumanityr
 Dear teenage boy at skate park: You're probably about fifteen years old, so I don't
 expect you to be very mature or for you to want a little girl on your skate ramp for
 that matter. What you don't know is that my daughter has been wanting to
 skateboard for months. I actually had to convince her that skateboarding wasn't for
 just for boys. So when we walked up to the skate park and saw that it was full of
 teenage boys who were smoking and swearing she immediately wanted to turn
 around and go home. I secretly wanted to go too because I didn't want to have to put
 on my mom voice and exchange words with you. I also didn't want my daughter to
 feel like she had to be scared of anyone, or that she wasn't entitled to that skate park
 just as much as you were. So when she said 'Mom it's full of older boys" I calmly
 said·So what, they don't own the skate park. She proceeded to go down the ramp
 in spite of you and your friends flying past her and grinding rails beside her. She only
 had two or three runs in before you approached her and said Hey, excuse me...
 immediately prepared to deliver my "She's allowed to use this park just as much as
 you guys' speech when I heard you say "You're feet are wrong. Can I help you?' You
 proceeded to spend almost an hour with my daughter showing her how to balance
 and steer, and she listened to you; A feat not attained by most adults! You held her
 hand and helped her get up when she fell down and I even heard you tell her to stay
 away from the rails so that she wouldn't get hurt. I want you to know that I am proud
 that you are part of my community, and I want to thank you for being kind to my
 daughter, even though your friends made fun of you for it. She left with a sense of
 pride and with the confidence that she can do anything, because of you.
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 faithinhumanityr
 Dear teenage boy at skate park: You're probably about fifteen years old, so I don't
 expect you to be very mature or for you to want a little girl on your skate ramp for
 that matter. What you don't know is that my daughter has been wanting to
 skateboard for months. I actually had to convince her that skateboarding wasn't for
 just for boys. So when we walked up to the skate park and saw that it was full of
 teenage boys who were smoking and swearing she immediately wanted to turn
 around and go home. I secretly wanted to go too because I didn't want to have to put
 on my mom voice and exchange words with you. I also didn't want my daughter to
 feel like she had to be scared of anyone, or that she wasn't entitled to that skate park
 just as much as you were. So when she said 'Mom it's full of older boys" I calmly
 said·So what, they don't own the skate park. She proceeded to go down the ramp
 in spite of you and your friends flying past her and grinding rails beside her. She only
 had two or three runs in before you approached her and said Hey, excuse me...
 immediately prepared to deliver my "She's allowed to use this park just as much as
 you guys' speech when I heard you say "You're feet are wrong. Can I help you?' You
 proceeded to spend almost an hour with my daughter showing her how to balance
 and steer, and she listened to you; A feat not attained by most adults! You held her
 hand and helped her get up when she fell down and I even heard you tell her to stay
 away from the rails so that she wouldn't get hurt. I want you to know that I am proud
 that you are part of my community, and I want to thank you for being kind to my
 daughter, even though your friends made fun of you for it. She left with a sense of
 pride and with the confidence that she can do anything, because of you.
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 Dear teenage boy at skate park: You're probably about fifteen years old, so I don't
 expect you to be very mature or for you to want a little girl on your skate ramp for
 that matter. What you don't know is that my daughter has been wanting to
 skateboard for months. I actually had to convince her that skateboarding wasn't for
 just for boys. So when we walked up to the skate park and saw that it was full of
 teenage boys who were smoking and swearing she immediately wanted to turn
 around and go home. I secretly wanted to go too because I didn't want to have to put
 on my mom voice and exchange words with you. I also didn't want my daughter to
 feel like she had to be scared of anyone, or that she wasn't entitled to that skate park
 just as much as you were. So when she said 'Mom it's full of older boys" I calmly
 said·So what, they don't own the skate park. She proceeded to go down the ramp
 in spite of you and your friends flying past her and grinding rails beside her. She only
 had two or three runs in before you approached her and said Hey, excuse me...
 immediately prepared to deliver my "She's allowed to use this park just as much as
 you guys' speech when I heard you say "You're feet are wrong. Can I help you?' You
 proceeded to spend almost an hour with my daughter showing her how to balance
 and steer, and she listened to you; A feat not attained by most adults! You held her
 hand and helped her get up when she fell down and I even heard you tell her to stay
 away from the rails so that she wouldn't get hurt. I want you to know that I am proud
 that you are part of my community, and I want to thank you for being kind to my
 daughter, even though your friends made fun of you for it. She left with a sense of
 pride and with the confidence that she can do anything, because of you.
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 faithinhumanityr
 Dear teenage boy at skate park: You're probably about fifteen years old, so I don't
 expect you to be very mature or for you to want a little girl on your skate ramp for
 that matter. What you don't know is that my daughter has been wanting to
 skateboard for months. I actually had to convince her that skateboarding wasn't for
 just for boys. So when we walked up to the skate park and saw that it was full of
 teenage boys who were smoking and swearing she immediately wanted to turn
 around and go home. I secretly wanted to go too because I didn't want to have to put
 on my mom voice and exchange words with you. I also didn't want my daughter to
 feel like she had to be scared of anyone, or that she wasn't entitled to that skate park
 just as much as you were. So when she said 'Mom it's full of older boys" I calmly
 said·So what, they don't own the skate park. She proceeded to go down the ramp
 in spite of you and your friends flying past her and grinding rails beside her. She only
 had two or three runs in before you approached her and said Hey, excuse me...
 immediately prepared to deliver my "She's allowed to use this park just as much as
 you guys' speech when I heard you say "You're feet are wrong. Can I help you?' You
 proceeded to spend almost an hour with my daughter showing her how to balance
 and steer, and she listened to you; A feat not attained by most adults! You held her
 hand and helped her get up when she fell down and I even heard you tell her to stay
 away from the rails so that she wouldn't get hurt. I want you to know that I am proud
 that you are part of my community, and I want to thank you for being kind to my
 daughter, even though your friends made fun of you for it. She left with a sense of
 pride and with the confidence that she can do anything, because of you.
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 faithinhumanityr
 Dear teenage boy at skate park: You're probably about fifteen years old, so I don't
 expect you to be very mature or for you to want a little girl on your skate ramp for
 that matter. What you don't know is that my daughter has been wanting to
 skateboard for months. I actually had to convince her that skateboarding wasn't for
 just for boys. So when we walked up to the skate park and saw that it was full of
 teenage boys who were smoking and swearing she immediately wanted to turn
 around and go home. I secretly wanted to go too because I didn't want to have to put
 on my mom voice and exchange words with you. I also didn't want my daughter to
 feel like she had to be scared of anyone, or that she wasn't entitled to that skate park
 just as much as you were. So when she said 'Mom it's full of older boys" I calmly
 said·So what, they don't own the skate park. She proceeded to go down the ramp
 in spite of you and your friends flying past her and grinding rails beside her. She only
 had two or three runs in before you approached her and said Hey, excuse me...
 immediately prepared to deliver my "She's allowed to use this park just as much as
 you guys' speech when I heard you say "You're feet are wrong. Can I help you?' You
 proceeded to spend almost an hour with my daughter showing her how to balance
 and steer, and she listened to you; A feat not attained by most adults! You held her
 hand and helped her get up when she fell down and I even heard you tell her to stay
 away from the rails so that she wouldn't get hurt. I want you to know that I am proud
 that you are part of my community, and I want to thank you for being kind to my
 daughter, even though your friends made fun of you for it. She left with a sense of
 pride and with the confidence that she can do anything, because of you.
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 faithinhumanityr
 Dear teenage boy at skate park: You're probably about fifteen years old, so I don't
 expect you to be very mature or for you to want a little girl on your skate ramp for
 that matter. What you don't know is that my daughter has been wanting to
 skateboard for months. I actually had to convince her that skateboarding wasn't for
 just for boys. So when we walked up to the skate park and saw that it was full of
 teenage boys who were smoking and swearing she immediately wanted to turn
 around and go home. I secretly wanted to go too because I didn't want to have to put
 on my mom voice and exchange words with you. I also didn't want my daughter to
 feel like she had to be scared of anyone, or that she wasn't entitled to that skate park
 just as much as you were. So when she said 'Mom it's full of older boys" I calmly
 said·So what, they don't own the skate park. She proceeded to go down the ramp
 in spite of you and your friends flying past her and grinding rails beside her. She only
 had two or three runs in before you approached her and said Hey, excuse me...
 immediately prepared to deliver my "She's allowed to use this park just as much as
 you guys' speech when I heard you say "You're feet are wrong. Can I help you?' You
 proceeded to spend almost an hour with my daughter showing her how to balance
 and steer, and she listened to you; A feat not attained by most adults! You held her
 hand and helped her get up when she fell down and I even heard you tell her to stay
 away from the rails so that she wouldn't get hurt. I want you to know that I am proud
 that you are part of my community, and I want to thank you for being kind to my
 daughter, even though your friends made fun of you for it. She left with a sense of
 pride and with the confidence that she can do anything, because of you.
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 Dear teenage boy at skate park: You're probably about fifteen years old, so I don't
 expect you to be very mature or for you to want a little girl on your skate ramp for
 that matter. What you don't know is that my daughter has been wanting to
 skateboard for months. I actually had to convince her that skateboarding wasn't for
 just for boys. So when we walked up to the skate park and saw that it was full of
 teenage boys who were smoking and swearing she immediately wanted to turn
 around and go home. I secretly wanted to go too because I didn't want to have to put
 on my mom voice and exchange words with you. I also didn't want my daughter to
 feel like she had to be scared of anyone, or that she wasn't entitled to that skate park
 just as much as you were. So when she said Mom it's full of older boys"I calmly
 said So what, they don't own the skate park" She proceeded to go down the ramp
 in spite of you and your friends flying past her and grinding rails beside her. She only
 had two or three runs in before you approached her and said 'Hey, excuse me...
 immediately prepared to deliver my "She's allowed to use this park just as much as
 you guys' speech when I heard you say "You're feet are wrong. Can I help you?" You
 proceeded to spend almost an hour with my daughter showing her how to balance
 and steer, and she listened to you; A feat not attained by most adults! You held her
 hand and helped her get up when she fell down and I even heard you tell her to stay
 away from the rails so that she wouldn't get hurt. I want you to know that I am proud
 that you are part of my community, and I want to thank you for being kind to my
 daughter, even though your friends made fun of you for it. She left with a sense of
 pride and with the confidence that she can do anything, because of you.
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                    Wholesome comes from many places: faithinhumanityr
 Dear teenage boy at skate park: You're probably about fifteen years old, so I don't
 expect you to be very mature or for you to want a little girl on your skate ramp for
 that matter. What you don't know is that my daughter has been wanting to
 skateboard for months. I actually had to convince her that skateboarding wasn't for
 just for boys. So when we walked up to the skate park and saw that it was full of
 teenage boys who were smoking and swearing she immediately wanted to turn
 around and go home. I secretly wanted to go too because I didn't want to have to put
 on my mom voice and exchange words with you. I also didn't want my daughter to
 feel like she had to be scared of anyone, or that she wasn't entitled to that skate park
 just as much as you were. So when she said Mom it's full of older boys"I calmly
 said So what, they don't own the skate park" She proceeded to go down the ramp
 in spite of you and your friends flying past her and grinding rails beside her. She only
 had two or three runs in before you approached her and said 'Hey, excuse me...
 immediately prepared to deliver my "She's allowed to use this park just as much as
 you guys' speech when I heard you say "You're feet are wrong. Can I help you?" You
 proceeded to spend almost an hour with my daughter showing her how to balance
 and steer, and she listened to you; A feat not attained by most adults! You held her
 hand and helped her get up when she fell down and I even heard you tell her to stay
 away from the rails so that she wouldn't get hurt. I want you to know that I am proud
 that you are part of my community, and I want to thank you for being kind to my
 daughter, even though your friends made fun of you for it. She left with a sense of
 pride and with the confidence that she can do anything, because of you.
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la-volpe-bianca:
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memeseverdie:


scarlettjane22:




The world’s biggest horse, Brooklyn Supreme, standing 78 inches tall and weighing in at 3,200 pounds.




History In Pictures




Thicc


“Brooklyn Supreme may be 3,200 pounds of solid, magnificent horse flesh, sinew and brawn, but Brooklyn Supreme is a surprisingly gentle fellow whose greatest delight is stealing ice cream cones and goodies from unsuspecting little boys and girls.”

“Yes sir he just love sweets,” his exhibitor Ralph M Fogleman explains. “You watch and see what happens when that kid comes in with that candied apple on a stick. Sure enough, a youngster stood entranced below the towering head and shoulders above him. His candied apple was momentarily forgotten. Brooklyn Supreme calmly reached down, picked it out of his hand, and in a twinkling had separated sweet from stick and stood there smacking his lips.”


I LOVE HIM


Damn look at that thicc hossy (horse pussy)

NYC I’m going to have to ask that you log off forever.: Internationat Museuraofthe
 Keatucky Horse Park
nyc-conservative:

la-volpe-bianca:
memeseverdie:

memeseverdie:


scarlettjane22:




The world’s biggest horse, Brooklyn Supreme, standing 78 inches tall and weighing in at 3,200 pounds.




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Thicc


“Brooklyn Supreme may be 3,200 pounds of solid, magnificent horse flesh, sinew and brawn, but Brooklyn Supreme is a surprisingly gentle fellow whose greatest delight is stealing ice cream cones and goodies from unsuspecting little boys and girls.”

“Yes sir he just love sweets,” his exhibitor Ralph M Fogleman explains. “You watch and see what happens when that kid comes in with that candied apple on a stick. Sure enough, a youngster stood entranced below the towering head and shoulders above him. His candied apple was momentarily forgotten. Brooklyn Supreme calmly reached down, picked it out of his hand, and in a twinkling had separated sweet from stick and stood there smacking his lips.”


I LOVE HIM


Damn look at that thicc hossy (horse pussy)

NYC I’m going to have to ask that you log off forever.
        

            
            

                
                
                    nyc-conservative:

la-volpe-bianca:
memeseverdie:

memeseverdie:


scarlettjane22:




The world’s biggest horse, Brooklyn Supreme, standing 78 inches tall and weighing in at 3,200 pounds.




History In Pictures




Thicc


“Brooklyn Supreme may be 3,200 pounds of solid, magnificent horse flesh, sinew and brawn, but Brooklyn Supreme is a surprisingly gentle fellow whose greatest delight is stealing ice cream cones and goodies from unsuspecting little boys and girls.”

“Yes sir he just love sweets,” his exhibitor Ralph M Fogleman explains. “You watch and see what happens when that kid comes in with that candied apple on a stick. Sure enough, a youngster stood entranced below the towering head and shoulders above him. His candied apple was momentarily forgotten. Brooklyn Supreme calmly reached down, picked it out of his hand, and in a twinkling had separated sweet from stick and stood there smacking his lips.”


I LOVE HIM


Damn look at that thicc hossy (horse pussy)

NYC I’m going to have to ask that you log off forever.: Internationat Museuraofthe
 Keatucky Horse Park
nyc-conservative:

la-volpe-bianca:
memeseverdie:

memeseverdie:


scarlettjane22:




The world’s biggest horse, Brooklyn Supreme, standing 78 inches tall and weighing in at 3,200 pounds.




History In Pictures




Thicc


“Brooklyn Supreme may be 3,200 pounds of solid, magnificent horse flesh, sinew and brawn, but Brooklyn Supreme is a surprisingly gentle fellow whose greatest delight is stealing ice cream cones and goodies from unsuspecting little boys and girls.”

“Yes sir he just love sweets,” his exhibitor Ralph M Fogleman explains. “You watch and see what happens when that kid comes in with that candied apple on a stick. Sure enough, a youngster stood entranced below the towering head and shoulders above him. His candied apple was momentarily forgotten. Brooklyn Supreme calmly reached down, picked it out of his hand, and in a twinkling had separated sweet from stick and stood there smacking his lips.”


I LOVE HIM


Damn look at that thicc hossy (horse pussy)

NYC I’m going to have to ask that you log off forever.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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