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Crazy, Fedora, and Fucking: Amazing Atheist Guy @amazingat... 3d Do I have to be the asshole who says her tits are too small for me to see her as Lara Croft? Do I have to be that guy? Do I have to be the one who fucking says it? I guess I do. Sorry. Pitt Lefto @Jlongb0ne Replying to @amazingatheist why did this talented, oscar nominated actress picked to play a fictional character who started out with cone tiddies, develop normal breasts during puberty?! by my banana, I don't think you know who you're fucking with..." 6.22pm 13 Mar 2018- TweetDeck <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171846815967/jlongbone-spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171846707944/spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/171846543950/jlongbone-harbinger-of-reason-hes-right" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171845744174/harbinger-of-reason-hes-right-though-also" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://harbinger-of-reason.tumblr.com/post/171845554232/hes-right-though-also-oscars-mean-nothing" class="tumblr_blog">harbinger-of-reason</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Heโ€™s right though, also Oscars mean nothing.</p></blockquote> <p>so the defining trait of Lara Croft is tits and not her idk TOMB RAIDING? youโ€™d watch the movie if she had huge tits sitting around the house? are fans standards that low? lolol</p> <p>โ€œthis indiana jones movie is fantastic! all he does is watch Diagnosis Murder with the sound all the way down, but at least heโ€™s got his fedora!โ€<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>You missed the point of his video. The thing about Lara Croft is that sheโ€™s a total badass with huge tits. That she can can do crazy athletic feats while shooting a T-rex with duel Berettas with huge tits. Thatโ€™s part of the escapism of the original Tomb Raider games.<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ff89a25ead88ab5acd5cf9b7d36e36d/tumblr_inline_p5k0lnP6mD1vxc64r_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I never played the games so I only knew her as the video game chick with the tits *shrug*.</p><p>Itโ€™s not a serious thing obvi.</p></blockquote> <p>Somehow I knew Lara Croft titty discourse was gonna happen</p>