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Candy, Dude, and Facts: SWORN TO DEFEAT SEVEN EVIL EX-BOYFRIENDS IN ORDER TO DATE THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS, HAUNTED BY A TRAUMATIC PAST OF HIS OWN, PERSECUTED BY BANDMATES AND GAY BEST FRIENDS, HIS NAME IS TM COME ON SCOTT,. COME SCOTT! l4 JUST GIMME A SECOND! I NEED TO PICK THE BEST DRINK, OKAY?? RAMONA FLOWERS: American expatriate ninja courier (age THE MOVIE STARTS IN 20 MINUTES, AND t I STILL NEED TO GOTO THE Path unknown) WALLACE WELLS: Scott Pilgrim's cool gay roommate CANDY STORE. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE, ANYWAY? THERE ARE TONS OF DIFFERENCES! JUST GOTTA DO THE MATH ON THESE POWER-UPS BESIDES, I DON'T REALLY LIKE THE TASTE OF SOFT DRINKS, THEY'RE ALL WEIRD AND BUBBLY. ur nutritive Nutrition Facts r 250 mL/par 250 Valeur nutritive Per 250 mi./par 250 ml % Daily Value % valeur quotidienne ength Force +1 % valeur quotidien telligence 0 To Hit/ Frapper +1 Speed/ Vitesse +2 Strength / Force +1 Will / Volonté +2 ot a significant s Intelligence-1 To Hit/ Frapper +1 Speed/Vitesse +1 Will/ Volonté +3 fat, cholesterol, fibre, vitaminA C, calcium or iron of saturated fat, ficgnt source of saturated fat Not a set chaiesterol, fibre, vitamin A, e négligeable de lipides saturés trans, cholestérol, fibres, vita Source negs cholestérol, fibres, vitami SCOTT PILGRIM: indecisive loser-hero hybrid (23 years old) able de lipides saturés, vitamine C, calcium et fer SCOTT'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW NOT JUST ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS /WHAT?! HA WALLACE DOESN'T HAVE GOODNESS IN HIS HEART!! WALLACE GOT US FREE TICKETS TO THE GAY COWBoy MOVIE OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HIS HEART! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO HIM! GREAT, NOW HURRY UP OKAY, OKAY! I'LL GET THE STUPID PEPS LINE WITH +3 TO WILL AND PAY FOR IT, AND YOU IDIOT! 15 MINUTES IN THERE AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET ANYTHING!? WE'RE RUNNING TO THE CANDY STORE! FOLLOW ME! RUNNING? BUT I DIDN'T EVEN GET A DRINK! I'LL DEHYDRATE! SH Mvsd Mo X/ IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T BRING YOUR WALLET.. THOUGHT TODAY WAS ALL ABOUT FREE STUFF! NO, BECAUSE (A) YOU'LL TAKE HALF AN HOUR TO DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT, AND (B) NO SUGAR FOR YOU!! CAN I GET SOME FREE CANDY? CAN YOU MAKE IT idI HAPPEN? JUST SOME CHOCOLATE MAYBE? YEAH! UNLESS YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHO WORK AT THE CANDY STORE, LIKE ME THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ErS A FREE RIDE, DUDE! YEAH, ACTUALLY WE'RE SITTING IN A MOVIE THEATER FOR TWO HOURS, DUDE... I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING ALL GRABBY. NO SUGAR?! OH, DOES !「 IT'S REALLY FOR THE BEST THAT HE DIDN'T HE GET UP TO GO PEE HALFWAY HALFWAY? TRY SIX TIMES THAT'S A RECORD, NOT AN AVERAGE! GET A DRINK,THROUGH EITHER. THE MOVIE? 4. draconian62: FCBD:Free Scott Pilgrim

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Amazon, Anime, and Ass: Can I get some reblogs for а young black author selling his first book Featuring a diverse cast of black super heroes, female super heroes, and nerdy superheroes #StreetSlam FANTRSTIC ACTION, CHARACTER INTERRCTION AND WORLD! INTRIGUING TWISTS EXCITING FIGHT SCENES, AND THE BROAD SWATH OF BACKGROUNDS STREETSLAM IS A THRILLING ADVENTURE PACKED FULL OF ACTION, WARM AND RELATABLE CHARACTERS, TWISTS. TURNS AND SUPERHERO FUN STREETS AM VOLUME ONE WISHES OFA BROKEN TIME NOW ON SALE O.99 TLOVE THIS BOOK 0/o blackexcellence101: etherealhobbies: blackexcellence101: Hey world, My name is Leon Langford, I recently published a book based off of love of anime, manga, and light novels and my desire for diversity in the YA lit world I was hoping you could help with just a simple reblog. Streetslam Volume One is on sale on Amazon Kindle for 0.99. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B012025TA6 You can also download the !free!Amazon Kindle App to MAC, PC, and Smartphone to read the novel, if you do not have a kindle.Summary: After the death of his mother, Devin Maxwell joins Titan Force, an organization that collects supernatural artifacts using super powered agents. Devin quickly rises to become a brash, yet successful agent under the field name: Streetslam. He forms a pseudo family with his friends and fellow agents at Titan Force. Devin’s allegiances are put to the test after an enigmatic billionaire offers him the chance to revive his mother, but only if he turns on his new family and steals a mysterious item from the Titan Force vault. Featuring:-A black main lead with superpowers. -Anime style battles.-Characters dealing with depression, poverty, abuse, and recovery. -A diverse and robust cast, featuring strong black women, strong hispanic women, and a trio of super powered sisters. -Anime tropes such as BIG ASS swords, long evolving story arcs, a military organization that has no problem hiring teenagers, and even a character with animal ears.   Thanks for all the support! This sounds awesome… Thanks for the reblogs @etheralhobbies I sold 9 copies today!
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Alive, Church, and Click: 1500 Year Old Bible Claims Jesus Christ Was Not Crucified - Vatican In Awe testa Much to the dismay of the Vatican, an approx. 1500-2000 year old bible was found in Turkey, in the Ethnography Museum of Ankara. Discovered and kept secret in the year 2000, the book contains the Gospel of Barnabas - a disciple of Christ - which shows that Jesus was not crucified, nor was he the son of God, but a Prophet. The book also calls Apostle Paul "The Impostor". The book also claims that Jesus ascended to heaven alive, and that Judas Iscariot was crucified in his place. Authenticity According to reports, experts and religious authorities in Tehram insist that the book is original. The book itself is written with gold lettering, onto loosely- tied leather in Aramaic, the language of Jesus Christ. mediocre-latinist: maggie-stiefvater: destielhiseyesopened: umiko-hitara: poisonpawz: zftw: voyagebysexualdiscovery: Uh oh wouldn’t that be awkward Can I get some credible sources? Here’s one and another and one more for the road Theology nerd side of Tumblr, reporting for duty! There are roughly five and a half fucktillion extracanonical gospels out there. For the first couple centuries after Jesus bit it, his followers wrote a ridiculous amount of fanfic. There were a gajillion different headcanons floating around about exactly who and what he even was (God pretending to be human? human who got possessed by God at his baptism? human who got promoted to demigod after his death? simultaneously God and human all along??) and lots of early Christian communities ~conveniently~ discovered a Totally 100% Authentic Eyewitness Account that supported their pet theory (and also, proved that their fave disciple was clearly the best). Big Name Fans argued about all the major disagreements, periodically throwing conventions specifically to bicker until they reached some sort of consensus (more or less – sometimes the hold-outs ended up saying “screw you guys, we’re gonna go form our own church!”) Toward the end of the second century, a guy named Irenaeus wrote a meta arguing that there were four fics worth reading – no more, no less – and they were ones that folks somewhere along the line started to claim were written by Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. This idea caught on as a popular bit of fanon, and over the next couple of centuries it gained so much support that it was declared canon. So, what’s the point of this Jesus fandom history lesson? Basically, that the discovery of yet another extracanonical text isn’t particularly earth-shattering. Headlines like “Ancient Bible changes everything! Pope freaking out!” are bullshit, but that’s how it’s always framed cause more accurate headlines like “Old manuscript discovered – Historians say ‘Ooh, nifty!’” aren’t very good click-bait. The actual history and politics of the various gospel texts are really fascinating though (if you’re a huge fucking nerd, like me). In the Gospel of Judas, he’s the only disciple who really understands Jesus, who told Judas to “betray” him. Also, God’s a Glow Cloud. The Infancy Gospel of Thomas has kid!Jesus smite other kids for being little shits. The Gospel of Peter is hella anti-Jewish, but has one cool bit with a character that’s literally a walking, talking cross. There’s a whole book called “Q” which has never even been found, but scholars are pretty sure exists cause Matthew and Luke copied a lot from it. Seriously, leaning about this stuff made me go “woah, this is freaking awesome – why the hell did my parents’ church make the Bible seem so damn boring??” Well, probably cause all those white upper middle class folks didn’t want us kiddies to dig too deep and find out what a radical, anti-establishment bamf Jesus really was, but that’s another rant for another time… Reblogging because this is what I live for. As a medieval history major, I got taught first and foremost that we’d be spending four years reading lies and biased half-truths and mythologies. Our job was to find the places they agreed and work the rest out from there. “Do the edge pieces first, Maggie.” I took an entire seminar on forgeries, because so many of the sources historians use to piece together the past are known fakes, but the best they can do is read between the lines or have no lines at all. There’s a reason why medieval historians read farm reports featuring travel descriptions and saints’ lives involving demons-living-in-buckets with the same attention to detail. Every dry history text you’ve read in your life comes from a pile of sources like this, bits of maybe-truth cobbled together with toothpaste and narwhal horn dust. The moral of the story is be curious, and look for the lies in truth and the truth in lies. It’s pretty great: hello, history, riddle me this. tl;dr people seem to forget that the NT canon wasn’t formally set until about 300 years after the founding of the church.
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