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Tumblr, Blog, and Space: NATIONAL M 30 No space-pics:The Soyuz TMA-19M capsule Tim Peake used to go to and come back from the ISS

space-pics:The Soyuz TMA-19M capsule Tim Peake used to go to and come back from the ISS

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Ass, Cinderella , and Click: kaylapocalypse:  ok  so i know what you’re thinking “oh i remember that scene i don’t need to click on the video to recall it”. But you should. Like… if you’re anywhere near your mid-twenties, chances are that you watched shrek (1) when you were a kid and maybe a few times again in your late teens, but your memory absolutely doesn’t do it justice. The comedic timing through this whole movie is insane. Also, the fact that the animation style is aging literally just adds to the hilarity instead of poorly dating it. The nuance of every gesture is so well done and specific.  I am literally convinced that this movie is a masterpiece and that will be historically relevant maybe 100 years from now as a perfect time capsule of our culture. This scene in particular illustrates it especially well; particularly for being only like 1 minute long. Highlights/Breakdown The timing in the way Robin says savior and the way he says beast.  the character solidifying disregard and disrespect of “Please! Monster!” Fiona’s sheer brute strength when she pokes him in the shoulder so hard it spins him around–strength that he disregards which is why hes surprised as hell when he gets his ass beat Just the entire french accent that isn’t even a good french accent at all. The accordion man in the tree, the prop bushes. that one of the prop bushes falls down to reveal that its a wood cut-out subtly in the background  Shrek and fiona watching with horror as he begins his song. Donkey never cracking his excited smile, fully immersed in the Lore™; which is actually part of a longer running joke through the film which is that occasionally when certain characters do things would be reacted to poorly irl, the surrounding characters react like you would if you saw that irl not like characters in a story. Like instead of getting drawn into the lore of their circumstances they just stand there, staring like “yikesssss” shrek’s exhaustion and impatience when the song goes into the “saucy little maid” bit.  “what hes basically saying is he likes to get paid.”  the chaos of that statement. combined with shrek and fiona having a eye contact conversation above the performance, exchanging “wtf” gestures.  When the song escalates into a dance fight, Shrek’s exhaustion turns into general mounting amusement like “wow is this really turning into a dance fight. wow hes really snapping in unison” which is additionally apart of the above long running joke Fiona interrupting robin with a kick. the fuckin sound his head makes when it hits the rock.  The fight after isn’t as dynamic timing wise, just a classic animated fight scene but that song though. *kisses fingers like a chef* Watching this does give me an appreciation for 2D animation though because say what you will but Cinderella has aged a lot better than Shrek in terms of visual quality.With 2D you get fairly consistent quality. With old 3D you get uncanny valley nightmares.
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Apparently, Butt, and College: Baby & Child Care Health Care Sports Ntition Personal Care w Health & Personal Care Household Supplies Vitamins & Diet Supplements Health&Household Sensal Weliness > Aduit Toys&Games Sex Toys Didos Liquid Silicone Dildo, Nabini Huge Black 12 Inch Thick Realistic Suction Cup Waterproof Dildo by NatansPc ☆☆☆☆☆-10 customer renews You Sav In Stoc Gt-wap 2 Colors Want it One Da Start AT&T LTE 12:47 PM Q Search This Thing Almost Killed My Grandmaa Ok. First off, THIS THING IS HUGE!!! I didn't realize it when ordering. But When every one left the house one dayI decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup works well, I had it stuck to my bedroom door. Ok, so when trying to use this it was really big and awkward. I was trying to back against it slowly letting my butt hole adjust to the massive width. I had my I-Pod Listening to "Eye of the Tiger" trying to get pumped for the whole thing. Well I didn't hear my grandmother come home early and apparently i was making some noise rocking back on this Mega-Dong mounted to the door, and singing along to The Theme Song to Rocky. Well my Grandma comes to investigate and jerks my door open, which snatched the toy out of my butt bringing my sphincter with it. My grandmother Freaks and Slams the Door which POWER DRIVES this thing Up my anus all the way to the base. I'm Screaming in pain, and My grand mother is yelling holding her chest. Next thing I know she collapses. So there I am with a Bleeding, Prolapsed Butt hole and my grandma on the floor. I'm in so much pain and am freaking out worrying that l've killed her. So I crawled over to her and pushed her life alert button to send the paramedics. one of which was a new guy and when I tried explaining the story he literally pissed on himself laughing Anyway they popped an ammonia capsule and brought my grandmother back. She seems ok but we haven't made eye contact for 2 weeks and my butt is a little worse for wear. And when I fart now, it sounds like a Peterbilt 379 releasing its air brakes Care ルDiet Write a comment.. Post
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School, Hotel, and How: How many of you would stay at a low cost hotel capsule such as this one for your next trip? Cheap, soundproof, with AC and heating. Poll for a school project

How many of you would stay at a low cost hotel capsule such as this one for your next trip? Cheap, soundproof, with AC and heating. Poll for...

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Fire, Internet, and Money: Finallysomeonetellsitlike itis.Waytoo many people havefo orgotten how awesome NASAis iS. When NASA first started sending astronauts into space, they realized that the ball-point pen would not work at zero gravity A million dollar investment and two years of tests resulted in a pen that could write in space, upside down, on almost any surface and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300"с C0 When confronted with the same problem, the Russians used a pencil In the early years of space flight, both Russians and Americans used pencils in space. Unfortunately, pencil lead is made of graphite, a highly conductive material. Snapped graphite leads and particles in zero gravity are hugely problematic, as they will get sucked into the air ventilation or electronic equipment, easily causing shorts or fires in the pure oxygen environment of a capsule After the fire in Apollo 1 which killed all the astronauts on board, NASA required a writing instrument that wasn't a fire hazard. Fisher spent over a million dollars (of his own money) creating a pressurized ball point pen, which NASA bought at $2.95 each. The Russian space program also switched over from pencils shortly after. 40 years later snide morons on the internet still snigger about it, because snide morons on the internet never know what they are talking about. you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny: NASA Engineers Vs. Russian Science

srsfunny: NASA Engineers Vs. Russian Science

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Asian, Fucking, and God: THE ONION EDITION 10c FINEST AMERICAN NEWS SOURCE MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON NEIL ARMSTRONG'S HISTORIC FIRST WORDS ON MOON HOLY LIVING FUCK' THE MOON Jesus fucking down in the moon's low gravity The distant, lonely, mysterious colleague on the lunar surface. satellite that has tascinated Hl, yeah Hell yeah," an mankind since the dawn of time ecstatie Aldrin said, pumping astronauts Neil Armstrong and lt's like I told you on the way down on the Sea of Tranquty his shipmate. "Remember?I told in the lunar module Eagle andyou this was going to be fucking Chris Houston. We're on the spent two hours engaged in bove: Neil Armstrong on the surface of the fucking moon chological preparations for the to the capsule. Their intense 18 un-fucking-believableness f month NASA training period- the next phase of the operation, the primary unction of which earthlings watched on televi- credible nature of their mis- ed the tour steps leading out of at one point Armstrong had to the module, pause, and tooksit down and take several deep one small but epoch-making breaths. "just so I dont fueking HOUSTON:Roer. Tranquility 250,000 miles away. " abso-seientists at press time still fucking-lutely am standing oncouldnot eve begin to fucking TRANQUILITY; [t wasa smooth The Earth as seen Ho y Jesus the sur ace of the moon rom the surfaceof the fuckingmoon conceive I am talking to you from the The astronauts also planted an goddamned fueking moon. JesusAmerican flag in the ground H. Christ in a chicken basketongside a plaque reading, in Holy mother of tuck," the first part: "This plaque, placed here Christ's sake. the moon. Over. HOUSTON: You're clear, Tran- pause.) HOUSTON: Roger that. You're quility. Proceed. Over. clear for T1, walkingon lhe, TRANQUILITY: Can see the| TRANQUILITY: Holy 〔pause) Lunar Module ootpads de- living (long pause) fuck. (Long man on the moon added. Roger, no fucking doubt about rom the planet around which it," Mission Controller Peterthis celestial body orbits, will Lovell replied. A-fucking-fir- rest undisturbed on this spot for HOUSTON: You're cleared to, the goddamned moon· (Long| copy? Conveyor. To walk (pause HOUSTON: We read you. Over ing believing this? Over fucking walk on the moon. TRANQUILITY: Footpads depHOUSTON: We read you. Over Eight minutes later, as Armholy living tuck. Can you believe E CAN PUT A MAN ON THE tou uieeakendMOON, BUT WE CAN'T BOMB TRANQUILITY: LEC attached. Surface is powdery. One more lutely am standing on the sur- pause.) I'm hypervnlating.talking to you from the god- HOUSTON: Everything okay,Hold on. r. (lang0ujSsriotinchskn bastA TINY ASIAN NATION INTO the ladder. Can see the Eath, TRANQUILITY: I'm on the bot- THANQUILITY Holy mother THE STONE AGE? A newspaper from July 21st, 1969
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Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Beautiful: Timeline of the Far Future earth heavens size magnitude of event Buildings decayed Most words extinct day word wil have survived ce sheet completely mebed 6 metres higher 1000 New North Star Gamma Cephel replaces Polaris 1000 Carbon Dioxide released before 2100 New NorthStar #2 lota Cephei wins the top spot Mayan endtimes (again) Rough length of the Earth's axial tilt reversed Islamic & Gregorian calendars TEN THOUSANO YEARS Chernobyl finally safe Arecibo message KEO time capsule Lake Erie capacity to carry a fourpage messge 296,000 brightest star in the nght sky 500,000 New ice age Earth kely to have been hit day's reactors will finally be off a new global teeze glass created to dabe wa have finually degraded 50.000 exist. Everything ese gone Galactic near miss about L1 light years trom the 5,000,000 Aqulae system 125 light years from Earth have weakened to the 7200,000 Mount Rushmore eroded 8400000 LAGEOS re-entry The utellite's orbits 10,000.000 Red Sea flooded, dividing Star T Pyaidt 3.260 light years away 50,000,000 50,000,000 50.000.000 Antarctica ice meltGalactik empire aking sea levels by 75mgalaxy could be ange similar to the Himalayas 60000000 Australia and Indonesia merge effects of gravity lang periods, making orbits chaoto Atlantic ocean moving back together untbil All continents fused 600 000.000 Total solar eclpses impossible End of C3 photosynthesis way from Earthfor 1000,000,000 Game over, man End of multicellular life The Sun's luminosity inceases 10% Earthi's surface 300,000,000 End of most cellular life the poles, alowing simple lide End of Earth's magnetic field 3,500000.000 Earth like Venus dentical (read very nasty) 2800 000,000 The end of life 000,000,.000 feld mears no profection temperature its 147C All ife des-seeya 5,400000.000 Sun's hydrogen exhausted Mlomeda galany 7,900,000,000 Sun hits max radius TEN BLLION YEARS Sun white dwarf 256 times Venus and maybe Earth destroyed Becomes a carbon-oxygen 4,400,000,000 ms Sun-black dwarf 0.000,000,000 The Big Rip Local group merge Cosmic microwave background merge. The Big Bang cools from 20C tonear 1.000.000,000,000 Local group finishes merging End of star formation EN TRILION YEARS End of star formation 110,000,000.000,000 Star's Fuel Exhausted The only objects left are remnants white dearh, neutron stars, and black holes 100,000,000,000,000.000,000 Earth dies years Earth's obit have finaly decayed and it will plunge into the sun Knowledge is Beautiful Design &Concept: David McCandless&Paul Butt vLD7 April 205 sources NASA, Dutch (2006L Ancher & Bovkin 0os, Petsdam Iestitute, Britannica, Nature, The Geological Society, designe Fabio Bergamaschi Bobylev (2010), Scientic net <p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en grande</a>.</p>

El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo aquí, en grande.

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Ocean, Spacex, and Dragon: Workers retrieve SpaceXs Dragon capsule from the ocean (2015)

Workers retrieve SpaceXs Dragon capsule from the ocean (2015)

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