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See, its easy to find a job! - most adults: sidelong-citizen preciousorgel Follow Originally Posted: 2017-01-22 1:22pm print Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO! Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO! Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult Ieadership. We are secking a highly qualificd exccutive to run our company who meets the following requirements: Strong public speaking skills Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition Experience hunting terrorist masterminds Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher Passed comprehensive healthcare reform Natural born citizen of the United States Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize. Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply. What's In It for You? If you are the right candidate, we will award you 51% of our company and you can set your own salary. Benefits include: Health/dental/vision insurance (while available) - Gencrous vacation time -A new computer Pre-tax transit benefit -Access to office pantry with unlimited almonds Paid relocation to Chicago is available. Also, you can be our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred). About the Company Cards Against Humanity is a game company based in Chicago, IL with about 30 employees. We run a coworking space for independent artists, a full-ride scholarship for women getting degrees in STEM fields, a political action committee, an intemational shipping company, a private island, and a castle in Ireland. We've also raised nearly $5 million for our nonprofit partners: the Wikimedia Foundation, the Sunlight Foundation, Electronic Frontier Foundation, and DonorsChoose.org, where Cards Against Humanity has funded over 13,000 teacher projects in high-poverty classrooms across the United States. Interested? If you meet our qualifications, please email mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com. post id: 5970647019 email to friendbesof grumpyhop cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im See, its easy to find a job! - most adults

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merrmaids: cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im: Originally Posted: 2017-01-22 1:22pm print Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO! Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO! Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult leadership Requirements We are seeking a highly qualified executive to run our company who meets the following requirements - Strong public speaking skills - Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure - Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending - Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition Experience hunting terrorist masterminds Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation - Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher - Passed comprehensive healthcare reform - Natural born citizen of the United States - Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize. Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply. What's In It for You? If you are the right candidate, we will award you 51% of our company and you can set your own salary. Benefits include: - Health/dental/vision insurance (while available) - Generous vacation time - A new computer - Pre-tax transit benefit - Access to office pantry with unlimited almonds Paid relocation to Chicago is available. Also, you can be our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred) About the Company Cards Against Humanity is a game company based in Chicago, IL with about 30 employees. We run a coworking space for independent artists, a full-ride scholarship for women getting degrees in STEM fields, a political action committee, an international shipping company, a private island, and a castle in Ireland. We've also raised nearly $5 million for our nonprofit partners: the Wikimedia Foundation, the Sunlight Foundation, Electronic Frontier Foundation, and DonorsChoose.org, where Cards Against Humanity has funded over 13,000 teacher projects in high-poverty classrooms across the United States Interested? If you meet our qualifications, please email mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com post id: 5970647019 email to friendbest of 2 merrmaids: cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im

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โ€œTHEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSEโ€omg-humor.tumblr.com: rachyyface airmandonovan + Source: veggieblt veggieblt: veggieblt: veggieblt: OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD. I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY "BULLSHIT" SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK. IT'S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN IT TO MY PARENTS. I am a huge idiot and I would not like a box of cow poop to end up at my doorstep mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com I am a huge idiot and I would not like a box of cow poop to end up at my doorstep All my life I've been told to read into things before buying them and today I learned that very valubile lesson when I realized I had not bought something realated to Cards Against Humanity for my friend's christmas gift, but rather a box of cow poop. While it wouldn't be the oddest thing to show up to my doorstep something tells me my family would be less than thrilled if they opened up a box of literal shit while I wasn't there to explain it, so if possible would you be able to cancle my order? You can keep the 6 bucks and the poop. Or do whatever you want with the poop I ordered. Hell do whatever you want with that poop it's your poop anyways. Either way, I'd appreciate it if you cancled my order and didn't make dinner for the night a box of shit shows up on our doorstep really akward. Sans Serif - T - BIUA- E- E E 1 1 9 Send Saved Please for the love of god let this work 2 Cards Against Humanity 4:52 PM (9 minutes ago) to me a Hey Mark We're sorry, but we're unable to cancel your order at this point - it's been processed and sent to our fulfillment center. The wheels of destiny are in motion. If you'd like, we'd be happy to ship you additional poop. Maybe itl make the first poop seem less weird. Cheers, Tom God I am so fucked. 113,585 notes โ€œTHEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSEโ€omg-humor.tumblr.com
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