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Be Careful, Parking, and For: Worst Placement for a pole that we hit. Be careful people in parking

Worst Placement for a pole that we hit. Be careful people in parking

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Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: 18 Just reflecting on a convo w/this guy. He asked my last name so I told him & he responded with So last night this dude had his friend come up & ask me if l'd take a picture with him "as a joke" to make someone jealous or something. Idk. "Well that sucks. You're hot but we have the same last name so I can't take you home.... right?" Of course I did it thinking "it's just a picture" but not actually thinking the whole thing through 1st of all, I was NEVER going home w/you regardless of your last name Now, upon, reflection... oops 2nd, GROSS cC , 4LUTO Dec 19, 2U18 I posted a snap w/some song lyrics in Spanish. So I'm sitting here at Peking talking to my cousin about all of the things I have to do & how I stressed T Dude: so sexy am. Me: do you speak Spanish? The girl sitting in the booth behind me turns around and says "You're J you'll be fine" Him: no but u can teach me I literally have no idea who she is so.. idk. I'm caught off guard Me: yeah. I'm saying "Be careful if you touch me, you'll. get burned" AKA ya don't want it but ya couldn't handle 7 It anyway my dude Dude: u so fine when u gonna let me take you out? Let me treat you like the queen u are. U really 1 of the Jun 14 Dude grabs me by the waist, says "it would be a real shame if you didn't let me check out those tits l'm su you didn't pay all that money for nothing" most beautiful fema lve ever seen Me: well thank you but I'm sorry, I'm not interested. Too focused on my work rn Me:If you don't get your hands off me, you're gonna have to crawl outta here. Also, didn't spend a dime. they're MINE.Asshole Dude: whatever ur a ugly ass bitch anyway ОН ОК 2 2 FB suggested this guy I went to HS with. Almost forgot he said I'd end up a pornstar because I have "DSL's" & he saw my thong when I sat down... b 10 Last night this guy was trying to talk to me then this girl comes over, yanks my shoulder &l really thought she was gonna hit me but nope. She makes a whole scene to say "That ass is so distracting, I just had to tell you like damn" Then the dude high fives her. Welll I'll be here running MY OWN successful business while you work that factory job w/no car. Ig this is 2019 Karma... I love that bish 2 This girl is full of these stories
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Destiny, Fucking, and Love: somepoliticsnerd 32 points 1 hour ago I mean Thanos' plan is based on outdated Malthusian ideas about overpopulation which led to, among other things, British non-intervention in the potato famine as some saw it as the inevitable result of unsustainable population growth. r/thanosneedsaneconomicslesson Also he could have just doubled the amount of resources even operating under his ideas Reply Give Award Share Report Save it_comes 1 point just now Actually, no. You are coming from a logical perspective but you don't see the bigger picture. He could double the resources; He could. But... Why? Your reason of "just double resources" is like "If my kid breaks a toy I'll just buy her a new one", so to speak. Do you really think anyone in the universe would give a fuck and become suddenly more environment friendly or stop advancing? They'd capitalize on the opportunity of double resources and burn through them even faster Surplus of supply creates negligent mindsets. So what would he do after the people have burned through twice the resources? Just keep on doubling them? Reward the universe for fucking up? Not to mention, he can't use the infinity stones without limit. Just a few times, and he nearly died. Stark used them once, and he died. So if he can't keep renewing them, then he's setting a dangerous precedent; "If you fuck up, I'll clean up your mess." Contrariwise, if he proceeds with punitive justice killing half the universe instead He's sending a message. "If you fuck up again, I'll kill people you love again." This makes it so that everyone will inevitably be careful about spending resources, even if it brings everyone to hate him. He knows it's unethical, but also that it's necessary to ensure people become truly mindful about what he wants. This is illustrated in Endgame when he sees himself being killed, and simply states, "And that.. Is destiny fulfilled." He knows he's hated, and he doesn't care. Thanos is a very well thought out anti-hero, and he has very good reasons to do what he did. Edit Reply Share Save Thanos's actions justified
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Af, Ass, and Big Dick: fleur-cannnon: afairlypudgycat: whiskeyworen: jaxblade: norseminuteman: red-faced-wolf: kasaron: bears-for-the-bear-god: the-goddamn-doomguy: captainsnoop: big dick energy Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans. This is genuinely beyond big dick energy It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE) Holy shit Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT.  Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.   ALPHA AF!!! I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.”Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him. Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it’s clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it’s the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of “I swear it was for the greater good.” Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn’t, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn’t take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.
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