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galexion: spycopoth: shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey: galaxy-of-great-possibilities: beckaboi: loki-god-of-soap: brisenau: loyalshipper: danplaystrumpet: astolfo-official: slimeweeb: theonsetofgay: kalyayev: twinkcommunist: weapons-grade-autism: goldmansachsmassextinctionevent: 1-800-bad-vibes: carnival-phantasm: pls go to brazil where is young thug Please send feet pics show bobs and vangene Please excuse the bones Here Lies Johnny Pisshands None Pizza Left Beef slap these fat nuts eat this whole booty Omae wa mou shindeiru The mail is sacred. i like em big God has abandoned this timeline Who and nae nae bitch? eat ass daily. Never gonna give you up I like em chunky Move to other planets Give Jasper back, Becky! : THE YEAR IS 2020. THE FIRST ASTRONAUTS HAVE LANDED ON MARS. THEY FIND A CAVE WITH A SINGLE HUMAN SKELETON AND FOUR WORDS WRITTEN ON THE WALL WRITING PROMPT.S galexion: spycopoth: shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey: galaxy-of-great-possibilities: beckaboi: loki-god-of-soap: brisenau: loyalshipper: danplaystrumpet: astolfo-official: slimeweeb: theonsetofgay: kalyayev: twinkcommunist: weapons-grade-autism: goldmansachsmassextinctionevent: 1-800-bad-vibes: carnival-phantasm: pls go to brazil where is young thug Please send feet pics show bobs and vangene Please excuse the bones Here Lies Johnny Pisshands None Pizza Left Beef slap these fat nuts eat this whole booty Omae wa mou shindeiru The mail is sacred. i like em big God has abandoned this timeline Who and nae nae bitch? eat ass daily. Never gonna give you up I like em chunky Move to other planets Give Jasper back, Becky!
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latinkilledtheromans: latinkilledtheromans: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: imoverallofit: carnival-phantasm: *Concern* “WHY WHY U DO DIS TO URSELF” dude like what the fuck i liked this post last night on my phone so that I could add it to my queue this morning but i swear i have the most distinct memory of seeing this post and it showed the dog all concerned and the grey and white cat all concerned and then someone photoshopped the obama “then perish” eyes over the black cat and i went to add it to my queue today and there’s no obama eyes like … was that a dream? was it a different post? what is happening? If you work hard, you too can make your dreams a reality! Hopefully it doesn’t turn out into this nightmare : Johnny Chiodini @johnneh My wife took a bath and the pets - who all hate being washed - came into the bathroom to make sure she was OK latinkilledtheromans: latinkilledtheromans: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: imoverallofit: carnival-phantasm: *Concern* “WHY WHY U DO DIS TO URSELF” dude like what the fuck i liked this post last night on my phone so that I could add it to my queue this morning but i swear i have the most distinct memory of seeing this post and it showed the dog all concerned and the grey and white cat all concerned and then someone photoshopped the obama “then perish” eyes over the black cat and i went to add it to my queue today and there’s no obama eyes like … was that a dream? was it a different post? what is happening? If you work hard, you too can make your dreams a reality! Hopefully it doesn’t turn out into this nightmare
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bitchimfukntired: carnival-phantasm: steeiydan: no but let me add the context here! these are two pretty well known german tv personalities palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too. so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac” the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry” like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history LEGEND https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkOXbfkosKU Oh it’s so much better: bitchimfukntired: carnival-phantasm: steeiydan: no but let me add the context here! these are two pretty well known german tv personalities palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too. so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac” the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry” like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history LEGEND https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkOXbfkosKU Oh it’s so much better
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midoriko-sama: cannibality: insurrectionary-frybreadism: lenins-and-things: carnival-phantasm: the-defiant-pupil: mojave-red: rantingmacaron: mojave-red: more-snatched-photos: It doesn’t make us go crazy. We just don’t understand the why. No one has ever satisfactorily explained why bagged milk is better than milk in jugs. There is no literal reason since the jugs we use are just as cheap as bags and with a bag you need to put it into something as soon as it’s opened because otherwise you’re crying over spilt milk I don’t understand why y'all use jugs though. They’re so impractical. No they’re not. You have a self contained stand able container.  With a bag you have one floppy boi We have holders for that. There’s no real difference. Wouldn’t it be crazy if there was a way you could hold milk without grabbing a separate holder? Some sort of solid plastic or cardboard container, that would be so cool. Then there are Soviet milk pyramids. Those are the oddest milk containers of all but they’re really cool. Thanks! That’s horrible! Curse you for sharing! i want a Soviet milk pyramid : feathP @mfeatherine i really like bothering people outside of ontario and quebec by posting pictures of bagged milk because the concept is so foreign to them and they go crazy midoriko-sama: cannibality: insurrectionary-frybreadism: lenins-and-things: carnival-phantasm: the-defiant-pupil: mojave-red: rantingmacaron: mojave-red: more-snatched-photos: It doesn’t make us go crazy. We just don’t understand the why. No one has ever satisfactorily explained why bagged milk is better than milk in jugs. There is no literal reason since the jugs we use are just as cheap as bags and with a bag you need to put it into something as soon as it’s opened because otherwise you’re crying over spilt milk I don’t understand why y'all use jugs though. They’re so impractical. No they’re not. You have a self contained stand able container.  With a bag you have one floppy boi We have holders for that. There’s no real difference. Wouldn’t it be crazy if there was a way you could hold milk without grabbing a separate holder? Some sort of solid plastic or cardboard container, that would be so cool. Then there are Soviet milk pyramids. Those are the oddest milk containers of all but they’re really cool. Thanks! That’s horrible! Curse you for sharing! i want a Soviet milk pyramid
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<p><a href="https://yesthatgino.tumblr.com/post/174545065716/spicywillgraham-weirdness-is-good" class="tumblr_blog">yesthatgino</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://spicywillgraham.tumblr.com/post/174510593418/weirdness-is-good-carnival-phantasm-this" class="tumblr_blog">spicywillgraham</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://weirdness-is-good.tumblr.com/post/174452073174/carnival-phantasm" class="tumblr_blog">weirdness-is-good</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://carnival-phantasm.tumblr.com/post/174448249101" class="tumblr_blog">carnival-phantasm</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tweaks-full-width-gifs" data-orig-height="393" data-orig-width="381"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f6f46bd7c6e44dce62dfe54938437e06/tumblr_inline_p9m4sdcrsj1r2vvqk_540.png" data-orig-height="393" data-orig-width="381"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="272" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/62b20f5f809648bd3ae2bea85269c8ce/tumblr_inline_p9mek8lv6E1uqfpff_500.jpg" data-orig-height="272" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This post isn’t written in any known human language </p> </blockquote> <p>Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like? </p> </blockquote>: food pyramid pussy <p><a href="https://yesthatgino.tumblr.com/post/174545065716/spicywillgraham-weirdness-is-good" class="tumblr_blog">yesthatgino</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://spicywillgraham.tumblr.com/post/174510593418/weirdness-is-good-carnival-phantasm-this" class="tumblr_blog">spicywillgraham</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://weirdness-is-good.tumblr.com/post/174452073174/carnival-phantasm" class="tumblr_blog">weirdness-is-good</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://carnival-phantasm.tumblr.com/post/174448249101" class="tumblr_blog">carnival-phantasm</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tweaks-full-width-gifs" data-orig-height="393" data-orig-width="381"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f6f46bd7c6e44dce62dfe54938437e06/tumblr_inline_p9m4sdcrsj1r2vvqk_540.png" data-orig-height="393" data-orig-width="381"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="272" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/62b20f5f809648bd3ae2bea85269c8ce/tumblr_inline_p9mek8lv6E1uqfpff_500.jpg" data-orig-height="272" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This post isn’t written in any known human language </p> </blockquote> <p>Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like? </p> </blockquote>
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Bad news everyone, Setheverman can no longer be trusted: setheverman hey guys just got called out by new york magazine for personally helping the kremlin spread russian propaganda on tumbir setheverman TechCrunch The Outline WIRED 12 hours ago hours ago 3 hours ago More for tumbir bans 84 accounts Tumblr Bans 84 Accounts Linked to Internet Research Agency-NYMag 2 hours ago-This morning, I received an email from Tumbir, the social network that I had pegged as the least likely to betray me. It was tited "Update on Russian-inked activity on Tumbir. I roled my eyes. While Russia panic has been blown out of proportion around Twitter and Facebook -it's difficult to make the case Tumblr confirms 84 accounts linked to Kremlin trolls TechCrunch 12 hours ago As part of our commitment to transparency, we want you to know that we uncovered and As part of our commitment to transparency," the email began, "we want you to know that we uncovered and terminated 84 accounts linked to Internet Research Agency or IRA (a group closely tied to the the Russian government) posing as members of the Tumblr community." Anyway, here's a post from Russian chaos agent bellygangstaboo, who commented regarding this water-slide video, "[I]t is my life goal to be able to do this. Despite bellygangstaboo's untimely demise, the post lives on, having been reblogged by user setheverman is my life goal to tumblr. zoobus Russian chaos agent bellygangstaboo carnival-phantasm ussian Chaos Agent bellygangstaboo setheverman innocent tumblr users Source: setheverman #sdfikhgasidfghasdhgfkjasdhkfhklasdghijksdkhjlg 50,378 notes Bad news everyone, Setheverman can no longer be trusted

Bad news everyone, Setheverman can no longer be trusted

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<p><a href="https://carnival-phantasm.tumblr.com/post/170089008931/carnival-phantasm-raviolidoodles-wake-up" class="tumblr_blog">carnival-phantasm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://carnival-phantasm.tumblr.com/post/170080338056/raviolidoodles-wake-up-sheeple-if-they-are-so" class="tumblr_blog">carnival-phantasm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://raviolidoodles.tumblr.com/post/170052744863/wake-up-sheeple" class="tumblr_blog">raviolidoodles</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>wake up sheeple</p></blockquote> <p>If they are so similar, how come Pop Team Epic is actually good?</p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="47" data-orig-width="52"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1761d6fae6c34aa8af571d72e6d83536/tumblr_inline_p32xul4fPn1r2vvqk_540.png" data-orig-height="47" data-orig-width="52"/></figure></blockquote>: Simiarities between pop team epic and Homestuck Metahumor -Irony -This guy: I'M A -deceptively cute characters who will kill a bitch -comiCS -some relation to undertale Page 2544 - "John Sleeps" Available on Bandcamp in Homestuck Vol. 1-4 "Showtime" by Malcolm Brown Arrangement by Toby Radiation Fox making fun of furries HE WAS uw THERE'S NO MISKTAKE, -bob team epic -homosuck 恕 NYCC 2ol2 And finally, Okawa himself drew this <p><a href="https://carnival-phantasm.tumblr.com/post/170089008931/carnival-phantasm-raviolidoodles-wake-up" class="tumblr_blog">carnival-phantasm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://carnival-phantasm.tumblr.com/post/170080338056/raviolidoodles-wake-up-sheeple-if-they-are-so" class="tumblr_blog">carnival-phantasm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://raviolidoodles.tumblr.com/post/170052744863/wake-up-sheeple" class="tumblr_blog">raviolidoodles</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>wake up sheeple</p></blockquote> <p>If they are so similar, how come Pop Team Epic is actually good?</p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="47" data-orig-width="52"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1761d6fae6c34aa8af571d72e6d83536/tumblr_inline_p32xul4fPn1r2vvqk_540.png" data-orig-height="47" data-orig-width="52"/></figure></blockquote>
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