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Deer, Hungry, and Tumblr: I HAVE TINY CRUSTACEANS STUCK IN MY GILLS! 'M HUNGRY FOR SEA BUGS! WHITETIP SHARK CLEANER WRASSE i NEED NECTAR TO EAT I NEED SOMEONE TO CARRY MY POLLEN TO OTHER FLOWERS BUCKEYE BUTTERFLY // TICKSEED FLOWERS レ I WANT TO EAT VENISON, BUT 'M TOO SMALL TO HUNT DEER! 'M LOOKING FOR A BIG MEAL, BUT I NEED HELP FINDING A DEER ノノ))) uy COMMON RAVEN ) COYOTE I WANT A HOME WITH A BODYGUARD AND FREE ANT DELIVERY INCLUDED! I NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP ANTS FROM EATING MY EGGS! DOTTED HUMMING FROG COLOMBIAN LESSERBLACK TARANTULA M. TILLERYT CYANEUS.COM draconym: Mutualistic pairs for an “Odd Couples” Valentine’s program at my work. (Why do so many of my big work projects revolve around Valentine’s programs?) Also, by “sea bugs,” I obviously meant “gnathiid isopod larvae.” Nature’s capitalism

draconym: Mutualistic pairs for an “Odd Couples” Valentine’s program at my work. (Why do so many of my big work projects revolve around Vale...

Girls, Head, and Life: Run the World (Girls) Bohemian Rhapsody ELAA 6 writers 1 writer 4 producers 1 producer Girls, we run this mother (yeah) x4 Who run the world? Girls (girls) We run this motha? Girls (girls) Who run the world? Girls (girls) Who run the world? Girls (girls) Girls, we run this mother? Girls Girls, we run this mother? Girls Girls, we run this mother? Girls Girls, we run this mother? Girls Who run the world? Girls (girls) We run this motha? Girls (girls) Who run the world? Girls (girls) Who run the world? Girls (girls) Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see, I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me Mama, I just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead Mama... life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mamaaaaa oooh, Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters lolzandtrollz:Well, This Pretty Much Settles Everything

lolzandtrollz:Well, This Pretty Much Settles Everything

Life, Shoes, and Today: It's actually men, you'll find who are the far more romant Men are the people you will hear say I've found somebody She's amazing. If I don't get to be with this oerson, an it I'm fucked. I can't carry on. I me She's totally transformed my life I have a job, I have a flat.. it all means nothing I can't stand it. I HAVE to be with her!" THAT is how women feel about shoes Don’t worry if you are lonely today men. You’re not a pair of shoes

Friends, Target, and Tumblr: Copr. 1959 by United Festure Syndicete, Ine. "Maybe it is pretty-but how can I carry my frog and my worms in a dress with no pockets? vampireapologist: adevinecomedy: sartorialadventure: This cartoon from 1959 really got it. @vampireapologist You carry them in your hands bc they’re ur friends

vampireapologist: adevinecomedy: sartorialadventure: This cartoon from 1959 really got it. @vampireapologist You carry them in your h...

Clothes, Fuck, and Dank Memes: Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle why do baby's clothes need pockets? what do they carry around? baby wallets? fuck off

Clothes, Fuck, and Sick: Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle why do baby's clothes need pockets? what do they carry around? baby wallets? fuck off So sick of babies and their shitty attitudes.

Clothes, Memes, and Fuck: Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle why do baby's clothes need pockets? what do they carry around? baby wallets? fuck off So sick of babies and their shitty attitudes.

Bitch, Fly, and You: f'll profect you until you're readuntil you're ready ILl keep you warm ILL carry you until you're ready fly, bitch 0) AO THESQUARECOMICS

Butt, God, and Hungry: twerking.in-the-impala carry-on-my-wayward-butt serkret god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class my group is doing the very hungry hitler OH MY GOD so hitler took poland but he was still hungry Source: massive-yaoi-han Catterhitler

Dank, My Nigga, and Run: ABC13 Houston @abc13houston Open carry law in Texas for knives and swords to begin in September abc13.co/2v98tVF #abc13 DANK MEMEOLOGY 7/12/17, 9:52 PM @LILUZIHURT Imagine you're minding your business and someone run up on you like "have at thee, my nigga" Dont bring a knife to a sword fight.

Sorry, Plane, and Them: I'M SORRY SIR,IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LUGGAGEISTOO HEAVY FOR THE PLANE YOU'LL HAVE TO REMOVE SOME ITEMS AND PUT THEM IN YOUR CARRY-ON, WHICH IS GOING ON THE SAME PLANE

Dicks, Phone, and Porn: When you open your phone browser in class and your classmate sees your midget chicks with dicks porn tab you didn't to close yesterday O W You forget a thousand things every day,pal. re this is one of 'em. Doubt this will carry on to front page but ok

Confidence, Memes, and Girl: Carry yourself w/the confidence of a girl holding a massive owl

Be Like, Sorry, and Plane: I'M SORRY SIR,IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LUGGAGEISTOO HEAVY FORTHE PLANE YOU'LL HAVE TO REMOVE SOME ITEMS AND PUT THEM IN YOUR CARRY-ON, WHICHIS GOING ON THE SAME PLANE It do be like that sometimes

It do be like that sometimes

Dank, Fucking, and Wow: When I show her the mountain of emotional baggage I carry with me that will inevitably destroy whatever budding relationship we have It's so fucking big. oh wow relatable @douggiehouse

Cute, Family, and Friends: 028 cute-aesthetics-things: Cute and Unique Soft-back Owl Backpack. Lightweight and convenient to carry around! The perfect Gift for your Friends and Family!= GET YOURS HERE =

cute-aesthetics-things: Cute and Unique Soft-back Owl Backpack. Lightweight and convenient to carry around! The perfect Gift for your Frien...

Deer, God, and Shit: Gina @ginadivittorio *creation of the kangaroo* God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let's work off that Angel 1: What if it could carry it's offspring with it for protection God: Okay that's kind of weak Sharon but we'll add it Angel 2: What if it could kick the shit out of you God: There it is How God made a kangaroo

Memes, Alright, and 🤖: "Alright Tom, let's go get this W" GhettoGronk Refs will carry 🤷‍♂️

Refs will carry 🤷‍♂️

Advice, Phone, and Tumblr: THE AMOUNT OFSPAM PHONE CALLS THESE DAYS ISTOO DAMNHIGH! advice-animal: Even worse when you have to carry two phones during work hours.

advice-animal: Even worse when you have to carry two phones during work hours.

Http, Net, and Can: WE AL CARRY THESE THINGS SIDE THAT NOONE ELSE CAN SEF HEY HOLD US DOWN LKE ANCHORS THEY DROWN US OUT AT SEA http://iglovequotes.net/

Funny, God, and Tank: You know I keep that mf thang on me @tank.sinatra MADE WITH MOMUS Thank god for open carry laws

Thank god for open carry laws

Life, Time, and Peace: Whoever brings you the most peace, should get the most time. OWORLDSTAR Positive People Carry A High Vibration That'll Transform Your Life & Bring You Inner Peace.... 💯 #RealConnections

Positive People Carry A High Vibration That'll Transform Your Life

Love, Saw, and Smh: Bindi Irwin @Bindilrwin Some days you just need to cuddle a tarantula Meet this sweetheart. Her name is Harriet. Zeke TF @nygelt I really was like smh white people are so stupid until saw her last name...carry on with ur activities, be safe ,we love you :’)

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Phone, Work, and You: THE AMOUNT OFSPAM PHONE CALLS THESE DAYS ISTOO DAMNHIGH! Even worse when you have to carry two phones during work hours.

Even worse when you have to carry two phones during work hours.

Fire, The Hood, and Hunting: YAHOO! ANSWERS a Is the daisy powerline 856 good for squirrels? 2 answers Hunting No, it is too long to hide in their nest and the trigger is too far forward for their paws to be able to hold and fire at the same time. Most of the squirrels in my hood just carry a small handgun, like a Glock 26 or 27. Hope this helps. Squirrels In The Hood

Squirrels In The Hood

Ass, Children, and Tumblr: Follow @ChoppCityyy Do y'all consider Trans be...women I guess? Like do you consider them the same as a woman who can carry a child? women to 7:27 PM-6 Oct 2018 ..り9鼎虐っ匯 31 Retweets 109 Likes green diamond Follow @lesbeauxooo ??? l)() you consider. İnleriile, worne.n io be women? What about elderly women? They can't carry children. Why is childbearing always the basis of this asinine, reductive ass question? Breastless Beauty@ChoppCityyy Do y'all consider Trans women to be...women I guess? Like do you consider them the same as a woman who can carry a child? Show this thread 7:59 PM-6 Oct 2018 17,424 Retweets 68,306 Likes endangered-justice-seeker: LOUDER

Advice, Being Alone, and America: Anna Breslaw @annabreslavw My sister is doing arn experiment: Whenever men walk towards her, she doesn't move out of the way first. So far she has collided with 28 men. 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM little-miss-stan: elegantmess100: blossombarnes: retroasgardian: reddobastard: onethingconstant: songbirde108: mercurialkitty: emmagrant01: clevermanka: youcangofindatree: moremetalthanyourmom: Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move Gotta try it I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with. Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path. Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!” I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way. Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze. Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note. I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston. I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible. Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America. WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA It’s called the Murder Strut. IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!! A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

Peru, Time, and Got: biggest-gaudiest-patronuse:s biggest-gaudiest-patronuses My little sister once tried to bring her favorite horseshoe through airport security, because it was lucky. This was funnier but ultimately less serious than when I got caught a few years later unwittingly smuggling Peruvian wildlife. (Insects, framed & mounted. Turns out you can buy them but you can't take them out of country.)l got slapped with a fine and now I may or may not legally allowed to enter Peru We didn't get to keep the horseshoe or the insects. melimilkinson I once accidentally tried to go through airport security with a homemade crossbow bolt. biggst-gaudiest-patronuses accidentally biggst-gaudiest-patronuses tell us the story @melimilkinson Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses One time I forgot to take some scissors out of my carry-on bag.

One time I forgot to take some scissors out of my carry-on bag.

Bitch, Today, and Buried: f'll profect you until you're readuntil you're ready ILl keep you warm ILL carry you until you're ready fly, bitch (0 AO THESQUARECOMICS i buried a bird today

Ash, Be Like, and Energy: You ever realize all the milennial energy that Jessie, James, and Meowth give off? Case in point.. they're 25 years old (Meowth is probably a young adult in pokémon years) who are frequently broke and can barely afford basic living expenses often waste money on stupid shit they don't really need but will always sacrifice funds for their friends Jessie has many ambitions but lacks the money, skills, and resources to make them happen James rejected the lifestyle and marital expectations of his parents in the pursuit of his own freedom Meowth wasted his energy to learn a skill that didn't lead to the life of happiness he expected they work for a "company" led by a dismissive boss, fully expecting to be promoted for their hard work frequently take on part-time jobs (which they're very good at) to support their long-term career goals James collects trinkets that are ultimately useless besides sentimental value Jessie partakes in hobbies/competitions that are typically outside her age group for the fun of it Meowth craves affection to the point that he projects fantasies onto his boss Wobbuffet is a one trick pony, but does that trick very well are often depicted as having horrible book smarts, but carry a lot of emotional intelligence will jump at the prospect of free food . When we were kids, we all wanted to be like Ash Ketchum. But we all grew up to be Team Rocket. Team Rocket Are millennials

Animals, Butt, and Elephant: punkytitty carry-on-my-jingle-butt arachnide ha tigers purr i literally just died; this is too adorable tigers and elephants are my favorite animals reblog them when i see them. must always this isn't a tiger, nor is it an elephant 0 s this a pigeon? you literally died An attempt was made.

Barbie, Complex, and Empire: silverbellsolicitor It kind of really corfuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barble you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4. kerryrenaissance Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't frealk parents and caregivers out? quasi-normalcy I've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys. mappysnappy When I played with Barbies I had this thing called The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying The dead pit over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pitl would announce (name) has died. And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious Source: duplexity 126,102 notes Barbie pit

Barbie pit

Dank, Saw, and 🤖: thefourthvine @thefourthvine ljust saw a man pick up and carry 2 (TWO) golden retrievers. Large ones. One on each shoulder. He was saying, "You always do this. You SAID you wanted to go for a walk!" as he picked them up. 7:46 PM 2018-12-19 Tweetbot for iOS

Parents, Saw, and Kids: John Vann, MD @Docsocksomaha I saw kids die daily from measles in Kenya. I saw a women carry her child 30 miles on her back to get him vaccinated. First world parents who don't vaccinate are spoiled fools. #ShareAStory In OneTweet 9:09 p.m. , 05 May 18

Never, Been, and All: I don't wanna die l-sometimes-wish I'd never been born at all carry oooooooon

carry oooooooon

Love, Saw, and Puppy: thefourthvine @thefourthvine ljust saw a man pick up and carry 2 (TWO) golden retrievers. Large ones. One on each shoulder. He was saying, "You always do this. You SAID you wanted to go for a walk!" as he picked them up. 7:46 PM 2018-12-19 Tweetbot for iOS puppy love

puppy love

Bitch, Mother, and Fly: f'll profect you until you're readuntil you're ready ILl keep you warm ILL carry you until you're ready fly, bitch 0) AO THESQUARECOMICS Just like my mother

Love, Saw, and Puppy: thefourthvine @thefourthvine ljust saw a man pick up and carry 2 (TWO) golden retrievers. Large ones. One on each shoulder. He was saying, "You always do this. You SAID you wanted to go for a walk!" as he picked them up. 7:46 PM 2018-12-19 Tweetbot for iOS puppy love

puppy love

Instagram, Love, and Moms: bunjywunjy: deathskitten: justcatposts: Pure, via @kesyacaat I love how moms just like “alright well, you seem to have this under control” mom cat: whatr u doin to me bbmom cat: nvm carry on

Memes, Texas, and 🤖: Rachel Malone Yesterday at 5:40 PM . In 20 words or less: why should it be legal for us to carry our handguns without a license? GO! Bonus points if you give me a great answer in under 10 words. Great question, Rachel! Tell us why in the comments. By the way, if you’re not following GOA’s Rachel Malone, you totally should be! Follow her at @rachel.malone.tx! texas constitutionalcarry gunowners gunownersofamerica goasupporters 2A

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Tumblr, Blog, and Youtu: I want to carry with me always kindawhatevr: i want to be tall

Low Key, Phone, and Millennials: BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed 26 Things People Under 15 Won't Believe Millennials Had To Suffer Through Remember that time when you had to carry both your iPod and your phone bc you didn't have a smart phone yet. 26 Things People Under 15 Should Be Thankful They Never Have To Do BE THANKFUL! buzzfeed.com Low key want my pink razor back tho. Link in bio.

Low key want my pink razor back tho. Link in bio.

Never, Been, and How: Bre Parker @itsbreparker yesterday someone said to me, "i would've never guessed you've been through what you have, you carry yourself so well." and that's when i realized, it's not what happens to you, it's how you handle it.

Bitch, Memes, and Http: f'll profect you until you're readuntil you're ready ILl keep you warm ILL carry you until you're ready fly, bitch 0) AO THESQUARECOMICS Just like my mother via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Hq9Aex

Bitch, Mother, and Fly: f'll profect you until you're readuntil you're ready ILl keep you warm ILL carry you until you're ready fly, bitch 0) AO THESQUARECOMICS Just like my mother

Bailey Jay, Birds, and What Is: What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? The answer is the feathers. 200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. I never looked at it like this Source IG @sciencefunn

I never looked at it like this Source IG @sciencefunn

Life, Arrow, and Indeed: MOTDGR, JVST EXECVTED A FELLOW BAYEVX DATENSAIAT NET SET AN ARROW TO bIS BRA 1N BAYEVX DATENSAIAT NET TWANGED My BOW ANID NOVW he IS SLAIN BAYEVX DATENSAIAT NET Mother Life hath scarcely commenced Alas now I hath squandered it forsoothMother Aye, aye, ayeI did not wish to bring you sorrow If I have not returned in a days timeContinue indeed, carry forthAs though all was truly in vain

Mother Life hath scarcely commenced Alas now I hath squandered it forsoothMother Aye, aye, ayeI did not wish to bring you sorrow If I have n...

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Moon, Tales, and Tune: We're whalers on the moon We carry a harpoon. whales so we telltal tales. SO For they ain't no whales And sing our whaling tune.

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