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Fail, Friday, and Makeup: Alderbrook School Blossomfield Road Solihull West Midlands B91 1SN Tel: (+44) 121 704 2146 www.alderbrookschool.co.uk Alderbrook School 00MAROO HONOUR I RESPECT I RESPONSIBILITY ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS AND FACULTY: MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION FORM TUTORS: Please notify all male students about this inspection as it is of utmost urgency To all male students and faculty: The NHS is required to perform a mandatory penis inspection on all male students, faculty and staff at Alderbrook School in accordance with health code 9.51. This year's penis inspection will take place on Tuesday the 7th May, 2019 at 8:45 am. All circumcised males should go to Cartwright Sports Hall and all uncircumcised males should go to the Blue Room. If this inspection is missed there will be only ONE makeup date which will be on Friday the 10th of May 2019. If you are unable to attend either inspection date then please let your pastoral manager know as they will contact and NHS official and they will arrange a date that will suit you (Please call 0300 311 22 33 to book an appointment) NOTE: Failure to attend will result in your GCSE grades being dropped by one grade which may in turn result to your failure in your exams. A traditional western 'pass-or-fail' method will be used in the inspection. Please ensure all penises are clean and orderly, as there will be no special circumstances. Note that any pupil with an erection will fail all GCSE's. If you have any concerns please contact Dr J Smith and more information will be given Best wishes, Dr J Smith Headteacher PENIS INSPECTION
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