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Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

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Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS ...

Drake, Iphone, and Buzzfeed: BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed Drake Just Bought A $400,000 iPhone Case And l Have So Many Questions Drake Just Bought A $400,000 iPhone Case And I Have So Many Questions buzzfeed.com First question... WHY? Link in bio.

First question... WHY? Link in bio.

Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

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Little kid doesn’t do his homework and is asked by his teacher to write an essay on why

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God, Ignorant, and Love: HE WO MAN FE MALE HU MAN PER SON visual-poetry »swofehuperx by richard tipping (+) [vial mitosisisyourtosis men fabricated the idea that they are the default sex to compensate for their biological inferiority and general superfluousness this is not just the natural order this is the language of a patriarchal culture rhysiare Omg no, you are wrong on so many levels and as a linguist this makes me ache something terrible. In my linguistics dass in undergrad, we actually made fun of people who think like you along these lines and for good reason, because you are wholly ignorant and are choosing to spin narratives about things and fields which you know completely nothing about yet pretend you do. 1 She: This word evolved naturally from Old English from seo/heo which were just words to refer to feminine-female people evolving from Proto- Germanic words meaning that/there. He as a word evolved from the same ideas but Proto-Germanic words for thishere, Your idea of patriarchal language further falls apart when you compare this part of English to other Germanic languages, of which English is related, the words in German for he and she are 'er and sie", completely unrelated So it is by clear happenstance, not some patriarchal conspiracy that the words he and "she in English have similar form. 2. Woman: Oh god this one always gets my goat when people go for this one. Man did not used to mean "male", man used to mean humanity/human being, the old words in Old English for male adult person and female adult person were werman and wifman respectively, we can see this relation in words like werewolf and wife as being the remnants of the base "wer- and the base wif-. Woman evolved phonologically from the word wifman by natural processes where the 'f sound dropped and the became lax. Man dropped its wer stem for reasons mostly unknown but I can guarantee have nothing to do with patriarchy because phonological change has no basis in that. 3. Female: Male and Female actually come etymologically from two completely different words. Male comes from Old French masle which meant masculine, while Female came from Old French as well femella which meant young woman. This is another case, just like he and she where the words coincidentally ended up looking similar without having any direct correlation in historical linguistic processes to make them as such 4 Hman: This word etymologically derives from Proto-Indo- European "ghomon which means earthly being as opposed to heavenly being which would refer to gods. You have some small glimmer of hope here in that the word does eventually branch off into the word for man in some languages but this is still too small of a precedent to base any conspiratorial thinking like you are doing off of 5. Person: This one offends me the most, simply because I love the fuck out of Etruscan language and your continued ignorance just irks me at this point. Person derives from persona from Latin which meant the same meaning, which ultimately derived from phersu Etruscan for mask as Etruscans would often have theatre performers use masks to give identity to the performers. So never once did "person have any meaning to do with son So yes, this IS the natural order or language. Please never proselytise your faulty ideology and misandrist thinking within speaking about word origins and morphology again, as unless you actually do fact checking I will school the everloving hell out of you, stay in vour lane. Swofehuper He Man Male Manson

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Trapping a self-driving car

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Wholesome post and a wholesome mod

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ruinedchildhood:

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America, Children, and Community: ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7 Follow CALIFORNIA POLLUTION: Latinos, blacks breathe 40 percent more pollution than whites in California, study says STUDY FINDS RACIAL DISPARITY IN POLLUTION EXPOSURE EYEWITNESS NEWS Latinos, blacks breathe 40 percent more pollution than whites in CA: Study Latinos and African-Americans breathe about 40 percent more pollution than white people do in California, a new study has found. abc7.com mony @moneycaa Follow It's called environmental racism, not the air choosing lol. Our homes tend to be near industrial areas, oil mills, freeways, factories, etc. Black children are more likely to get asthma because of this. ABC7 Eyewitness News@ABC7 CALIFORNIA POLLUTION: Latinos, blacks breathe 40 percent more pollution than whites in California, study says abc7.la/2DaeCqa 4:47 PM 6 Feb 2019 14,828 Retweets 37,462 Likes 0O Follow @jessisdeadxxx Replying to @moneycaa I had no knowledge of environmental racism until I read local articles of section 8 apartments completely boxed in by 3 major interstates in Orlando, Florida. I was dumbfounded. Environmental racism is very real @ 37%@._--+ 1:22 AM atlantablackstar.com T-Mobile ATLaNTa BLacK STaR NEIGHBORHOOD IS KILLING In the historically Black community of Parramore in Orlando, Florida, residents are surrounded by highways. The exhaust produced by the more than 300,000 vehicles that pass through the neighborhood each day has created health problems, including cancer, asthma and other respiratory ailments. (Photo: environmentalstudiesblog) The struggle for environmental justice in low-income and Black communities continues. This is most certainly the case in Orlando, Florida. In the heart of one of the premier tourist destinations in the United States, the theme park capital of America, the residents of a historically Black community are having trouble breathing due to air pollution T-Mobile 1:22 AM @ 37% @ -0.+ a google.com m.huffpost.com HUFFPOSTI Even Breathing Is A Risk In One Of Orlando's Poorest Neighborhoods People inhale soot and noxious fumes from the car-laden highways encircling their historically black community. blackqueerblog: Clean water, clean air, access to nutritious food, etc; access based on zip code. A well known case of environmental racism is the Flint water crisis. Less effort goes into neighborhoods for poc and tending to them

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Searching for YouTube alternatives just in case

Funny, God, and My House: Tonight on CSI: My House" The Case of Who Stepped in the Goddamned Brownies bunny-the-lifeguard: I don’t know why this is so funny but I legit just laughed for probably 10 minutes straight oh my god

bunny-the-lifeguard: I don’t know why this is so funny but I legit just laughed for probably 10 minutes straight oh my god

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it-a: persitentmanlyagitation: chefpyro: oh wait i am tired and i will never be free

Anaconda, Beef, and Burger King: catchymemes McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them BIG MAC-ISH BUT FLAME GRILLED OF COURSE NOT BIG MAC'S BURGER BIG MAC WISHED IT WAS KE A BIG MAC UT ACTUALLY B ate 93% KIND OF LIKE灥80G MAC, ANYTHING BUT UT JURCIER AND TASTIER ABIG MAC 78a 39 confused-robot-cat The full story There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978 Recently, McDonald's decided that this small restaurant chain that hasnt even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis that Supermacs infringes on the Big Mac brand name. Which is, of course absolutely ridiculous. McDonald's ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didn't have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonald's lost the rights to the term Big Mac across the entire European Union. Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions Gotta love corporate beef.

Gotta love corporate beef.

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Taxes, Prison, and Contempt: A "PRESIDENT" WHO CUTS TAXES FOR HIS PALS IN THE 190 BUT FREEZES THE COS OF LIVING INCREASES FOR 2.1 MILLION FEDERAL WORKERS DOES NOT DESERVE ANYTHING BUT OUR UTTER CONTEMPT. OH, AND IN HIS CASE, PRISON. GEORGE TAKE act.tv

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Happy, Today, and Peace: Mom: Why are you so happy today? Me: CASE ,01 CLASS TRT @waifusplit Nagito Komaeda I've made peace with the fact that I'm a lowly, stupid, insignificant human who can't do anything right.

Beer, Root Beer, and Case: Pinned Tweet Carlos Bueno O @Archivd A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.000000119 root beers. The bartender says, "I'm gonna have to charge you extra; that's a root beer float". And the programmer says, "Well in that case make it a double" 11:26 PM May 10, 2018 5,035 Retweets 14,854 Likes Those damn floats

Those damn floats

Illuminati, Pop, and Target: Inbal Breda. greyannis:Sometimes I get inspiration from weird random thoughts that pop into my mind - in this case Taylor Swift (or a random lookalike pop star if you want, it doesn’t matter) revealing herself as a reptilian illuminati agent.

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Epic move!

Memes, Never, and Blood: In case of spills and/or accidents in the lab, you should: Select one: o a. Make a blood pact with your lab partner to never tell anyone O b. Mop it up with your lab coat O c. Freak out Memes

Memes

Nasty, Cancer, and Common: ibeherpderpin: highperactive cockringtoss: my di has a lot in common with the sun nobody likes looking directly at it? It gives people cancer? woAh woah woah It rises at the crack of dawn? it disappears at night? direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn? it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me? nobody will ever touch it? 349,839 notes DAMN

DAMN

Tinder, Good, and Match: Let's optimize your use-case to maximize your adoption index Our markets are so hot right now and ready for adoption Lets ramp up your integration so you can pound the markets fast and harc Other competitors are also pitching hard with incentives so after seeing the product we will send you our evaluation metrics You will find that our up time far exceed industry standard. With a solid disaster recovery plan, and world class support, you can be confident that you'll never be down We also care about the UX design, endurance, and customer friendliness Today 15:10 We are very user friendly. The UX is specifically designed to conform to the users every need. Seamlessly navigating users from position to position while maintaining a high endurance level is one of our pillars of excellence Today 15:26 Impressive. They'd like to showcase the product We can set you up with a demo instance for the showcase Sounds good This needs to be on r/tinder We'd get at least 7 upvotes When two nerds match 🤓

When two nerds match 🤓

Crazy, Life, and How To: alexis nedd @alexisthenedd keanu reeves reacting to rumors of his immortality is a case study in how to poorly feign surprise when someone calls out your life truth" It's not just that. They really do mean immortal. There's a website proposing you've lived through time under various different identities. Charlemagne 19th century French actor] Paul Mounet. "Oh, what? Really? You and Mounet do look quite similar. "That's crazy," Reeves says. "Oh my gosh." kingofeternalfreedom interviewer: ppl claim you're immortal Keanu

Anaconda, Burger King, and Confused: catchymemes McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them BIG MAC-ISH BUT FLAME- GRILLED OF COURSE NOT BIG MACs BURGER BIG MAC WISHED IT WAS IKE A BIG MAC UT ACTUALLY BIG 必 93 89 KIND OF LIKE A BIG MAC, ANYTHING BUT UT JUICIER AND TASTIER A BIG MAC 25 787 39a 69 confused-robot-cat The full story There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978 Recently, McDonald's decided that this small restaurant chain that hasn't even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis that Supermacs infringes on the "Big Mac brand name. Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous. McDonald's ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didn't have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonald's lost the rights to the term Big Mac across the entire European Union. Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions. Fast Food Banter

Fast Food Banter

Comfortable, Fall, and Friends: 11:40 f - 2 3 4 the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they're thirsty later glumshoe also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because l love you, you sleepy bastard succinctlvsevered what about the last person. what do they get. glumshoe the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them Source: glumshoe 49,056 notesDO 004 541 48 comments 296 shares Like Comment Share Best party experience!

Fucking, Love, and Sorry: So our local children's hospital re- cently redecorated, but I'm not too sure they really thought things out eternal-dannation: jhenne-bean: forlovefromfear: diasporanpapi: youthful-pills: ichigo-hiyoko: mintymaiden: gildatheplant: Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys. I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings. im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂 Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something Xoxo -Designer What is Color Theory? I think y’all are missing the point here. You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood” like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct. this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Advice, Anaconda, and Burger King: catchymemes McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them BIG MAC-ISH BUT FLAME- GRILLED OF COURSE NOT BIG MACs BURGER BIG MAC WISHED IT WAS IKE A BIG MAC UT ACTUALLY BIG 必 93 89 KIND OF LIKE A BIG MAC, ANYTHING BUT UT JUICIER AND TASTIER A BIG MAC 25 787 39a 69 confused-robot-cat The full story There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978 Recently, McDonald's decided that this small restaurant chain that hasn't even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis that Supermacs infringes on the "Big Mac brand name. Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous. McDonald's ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didn't have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonald's lost the rights to the term Big Mac across the entire European Union. Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions. advice-animal: A Big McLoss for the Golden Arches

advice-animal: A Big McLoss for the Golden Arches

Anaconda, Burger King, and Confused: catchymemes McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them BIG MAC-ISH BUT FLAME- GRILLED OF COURSE NOT BIG MACs BURGER BIG MAC WISHED IT WAS IKE A BIG MAC UT ACTUALLY BIG 必 93 89 KIND OF LIKE A BIG MAC, ANYTHING BUT UT JUICIER AND TASTIER A BIG MAC 25 787 39a 69 confused-robot-cat The full story There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978 Recently, McDonald's decided that this small restaurant chain that hasn't even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis that Supermacs infringes on the "Big Mac brand name. Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous. McDonald's ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didn't have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonald's lost the rights to the term Big Mac across the entire European Union. Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions. A Big McLoss for the Golden Arches

A Big McLoss for the Golden Arches

Being Alone, Barber, and Come Over: therealraewest A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this therealraewest Okay yknow what I'm gonna soapbox for a hot minute When I was in high school, a man who l'd thought was the parent of a school friend followed me out to the grocery store parking lot greenhouse where I worked. It was dark and late, and it was me, alone, in a chain link enclosure with one exit and a register full of cash. He called me up to the fence and asked if I wanted to get dinner, or go dancing. I was scared and shaking and told him no several times, and he only left when I falsely said I had a boyfriend. I was very aware that if he were to come over the fence, or just wait at the exit until I eventually had to leave, I could do nothing about it. When my hair was very short, a hairdresser sent me to the barber's side of the store so they could get the back of my head with clippers. The barber followed me out to my car to ask me out afterwards. I was very aware that we were the only people in the parking lot when it happened, and that the lot itself was tucked behind the building with no clear visibility to the road Today, a man l've met once made it very clear he knows where I live, and used that knowledge to express a romantic interest. If he ever decides that he's unhappy with how I responded, he knows where ve. He knows what my car looks like. It is impossibly easy for him to determine when I'm home alone and now l have to live with that knowledge. Every woman I know has at least one story like this. My roommate had to be escorted to her car every night when she was a waitress, in case some man was waiting for her or a coworker's shift to end If the person you want to ask out cannot physically run away from you when you are asking, YOU CANNOT ASK THEM OUT. You cannot ask someone out if they are at work. You cannot ask someone out if you've followed them to a remote/unoccupied/en- closed area. You cannot GO TO SOMEONE'S HOME UNINVITED to ask them out. You are not being romantic. You are not "taking initiative". You are terrifying the person you want to woo. If they say yes, it is not because they want to, it is because they are terrified of what might happen if they say no I'm so tired of being terrified by men who think they're being romantic. Source: therealraewest 139,916 notes This is fucked up

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