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Ass, Bill Clinton, and Ignorant: Joumalist We are The Washington Post reporters who broke the story about Roy Moore's sexual misconduct
 allegations. Ask Us Anything! (sef. lAmA)
 26.5k
 submitted abhinc 8 horas (ast edited abhinc 2 horae) by
 4676 commenta source communicare serva hide aurum donare nuntia crosspost hide all child comments
 digestus per: vertex ▼
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 I know you can't disclose what you are working on next, but would it be fair to say that you have been flooded with tips about other
 sexual predators that will keep you busy for a long time? Would it be fair to characterize what we have seen so far as just the
 beginning?
 nexus perpetuus source embed serva save-RES nuntia aurum donare responde hide child comments
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 O [S] 6406 suffragia abhinc 7 horas
 nexus perpetuus source embed serva save-RES parens nuntia aurum donare responde hide child comments
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 Will you only care about pursuing those leads if it's to your political benefit?
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 -1
 What political benefit did they reap by going after Weinstein, Cosby, Clinton? That's some ignorant-ass shit. Back to
 your cave
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 126 suffragia abhinc 6 horas
 -l
 Can you link to an article where they spoke out about Bill Clinton before Hillary lost? And I mean actually spoke
 out, rather than wrote about flippantly or tried to cast massive doubt on
 nexus perpetuus source embed serva save-RES parens nuntia aurum donare responde hide child comments
 -123 suffragia abhinc 6 horas
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 How about breaking the original Lewinsky scandal?
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Ash, Bad, and Beef: CH APTER THIRTEEN THE HANDSOME ONE he castle grounds snarled with a wave of magically magnified wind. The sky outside was a great black ceiling, which was full of blood. The only sounds drifting from Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture. Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good eathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry's ghost as he walked across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself. "If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive." confessed the reasonable Hermione 271. CH APTER THIRTEEN "What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds. "Death Eaters are on top of the castle!" Ron bleated, quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done. "Look," said Hermione. "Obviously there are loads of Death Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings." The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at Hermione with searing pain. "I think it's closed," he noticed. "Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost. They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried. Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of Death Eaters who looked bad. "I think it's okay if you like me," said one Death Eater. "Thank you very much," replied the other. The first Death Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek. "Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely. Then they all took a few minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's magic 272 THE HANDSOME ONE Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind rom him. He felt a great overreaction. Ha his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment. "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry savagely said. Hermione nodded encouragingly. The tall Death Eater was wearing a shirt that said 'Hermione Has Forgotten How To Dance,' so Hermione dipped his face in mud. Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded. Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly. "Rons the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light shot out of the Death Eaters' heads. Ron flinched. "Not so handsome now," thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been. The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded. Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at school. The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog. Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head You are Hagrid now." CH APTER T HIR TEE N "We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus. The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summe. "I'm Harry Potter,' Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!" Harry Potter... Written by AI
Ash, Bad, and Beef: CH APTER THIRTEEN
 THE HANDSOME ONE
 he castle grounds snarled with a wave of magically
 magnified wind. The sky outside was a great black
 ceiling, which was full of blood. The only sounds drifting from
 Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture.
 Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very
 good
 eathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry's ghost as he walked
 across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there
 and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and
 immediately began to eat Hermione's family
 Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.
 "If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive."
 confessed the reasonable Hermione
 271.

 CH APTER THIRTEEN
 "What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron
 was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think
 about birds.
 "Death Eaters are on top of the castle!" Ron bleated,
 quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He
 wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not
 have spiders all over his body after all is said and done.
 "Look," said Hermione. "Obviously there are loads of Death
 Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings."
 The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside
 the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches
 are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked
 at Hermione with searing pain.
 "I think it's closed," he noticed.
 "Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost. They
 looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and
 asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was
 "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried.
 Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of
 Death Eaters who looked bad.
 "I think it's okay if you like me," said one Death Eater.
 "Thank you very much," replied the other. The first Death
 Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek.
 "Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back
 again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely. Then they
 all took a few minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's
 magic
 272

 THE HANDSOME ONE
 Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind
 rom
 him. He felt a great overreaction. Ha
 his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his
 eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment.
 "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry
 savagely said. Hermione nodded encouragingly. The tall Death
 Eater was wearing a shirt that said 'Hermione Has Forgotten
 How To Dance,' so Hermione dipped his face in mud.
 Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded.
 Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly.
 "Rons the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly
 reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light
 shot out of the Death Eaters' heads. Ron flinched.
 "Not so handsome now," thought Harry as he dipped
 Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead
 now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been.
 The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning
 chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks
 with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded.
 Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's
 hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at
 school.
 The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog.
 Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head
 You are Hagrid now."

 CH APTER T HIR TEE N
 "We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get
 rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus.
 The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The
 Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about
 to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked
 Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fell
 down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summe.
 "I'm Harry Potter,' Harry began yelling. "The dark arts
 better be worried, oh boy!"
Harry Potter... Written by AI

Harry Potter... Written by AI

Friends, Journey, and Love: FULL CAST AND CREW TRIVIA IMDbPro MORE SHARE + Minecraft: The Movie (2019) Minecraft (original title) Action, Adventure, Fantasy 24 May 2019 (UK) Feature film based on the popular video game, "Minecraft" Director: Rob McElhenney Writers: Jason Fuchs, Rob McElhenney Star: Steve Carell 1 more credit» Popularity 3,500 1,029) Reviews Production Notes from IMDbPro Status: Script See complete list of in-production titles » Updated: 5 June 2017 More Info: See more production information about this title on IMDbPro. Edit Cast Credited cast, sorted by IMDb STARmeter: Steve Carell Steve (rumored) See full cast» Ed Storyline Steve embarks on a quest to find true love with a platypus named Henry in the menacing land of Uganda. Upon his arrival to Uganda, he encounters his brother, Trevor who notifies Steve that their father is locked away in a dungeon by Prime Minister of Zimbabwe, T'Challa McRoblox. Steve debates on whether or not to continue his journey to find true love or start a rescue mission to free his father from the corrupt government of Zimbabwe. After two weeks of traveling with Trevor to Zimbabwe, a group of armed skeleton arrive at the location of Trevor and Steve. They attempt to bargain with Steve and Trevor, but Steve doesn't want to bargain, he wants to get to Zimbabwe. Trevor then takes off his skin and reveals himself to be a skeleton. Steve replies with I thought we were friends, Mac. Trevor then stabs Steve and yells "What can I say Jonesy? Things change." Trevor and the skeletons then rob Steve of al his belongings and leave. Four hundred and sixty five years later, Steve wakes up... Written by Pizza Hut Plot Summary Add Synopsis
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 Feature film based on the popular video game, "Minecraft"
 Director: Rob McElhenney
 Writers: Jason Fuchs, Rob McElhenney
 Star: Steve Carell
 1 more credit»
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 Steve embarks on a quest to find true love with a platypus named Henry in the menacing land
 of Uganda. Upon his arrival to Uganda, he encounters his brother, Trevor who notifies Steve
 that their father is locked away in a dungeon by Prime Minister of Zimbabwe, T'Challa
 McRoblox. Steve debates on whether or not to continue his journey to find true love or start a
 rescue mission to free his father from the corrupt government of Zimbabwe. After two weeks
 of traveling with Trevor to Zimbabwe, a group of armed skeleton arrive at the location of
 Trevor and Steve. They attempt to bargain with Steve and Trevor, but Steve doesn't want to
 bargain, he wants to get to Zimbabwe. Trevor then takes off his skin and reveals himself to be
 a skeleton. Steve replies with I thought we were friends, Mac. Trevor then stabs Steve and
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Fire, Head, and Memes: Michael Che Makes History As SNL's First Person of Color to Be A Head Writer @balleralert Michael Che Makes History As SNL’s First Person of Color to Be A Head Writer - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ NBC Universal announced on Tuesday that MichaelChe and ColinJost will be the co-head writers of SaturdayNightLive. Che makes history as the first person of color to become a head writer. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The two will work with the current head writers KentSublette and BryanTucker. They aren’t the only ones getting new positions, NBC also announced SudiGreen and FranGillespie will be the writing supervisors. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Che is making history as the first person of color to be a head writer in the 43 years that SNL has existed. Che joined SNL back in 2013 as a writer, when the show was under fire for its lack of diversity. The show was called out again, that same year, for not having one black female cast member. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The outcry prompted SNL exec LorneMichaels to have mid-season auditions which resulted in the hiring of SasheerZamata. Well-known comic, LeslieJones then joined the show also as a writer and was then promoted to a full-time member. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since 2014 the show has continued with the same amount of black members.
Fire, Head, and Memes: Michael Che Makes History As
 SNL's First Person of Color to
 Be A Head Writer
 @balleralert
Michael Che Makes History As SNL’s First Person of Color to Be A Head Writer - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ NBC Universal announced on Tuesday that MichaelChe and ColinJost will be the co-head writers of SaturdayNightLive. Che makes history as the first person of color to become a head writer. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The two will work with the current head writers KentSublette and BryanTucker. They aren’t the only ones getting new positions, NBC also announced SudiGreen and FranGillespie will be the writing supervisors. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Che is making history as the first person of color to be a head writer in the 43 years that SNL has existed. Che joined SNL back in 2013 as a writer, when the show was under fire for its lack of diversity. The show was called out again, that same year, for not having one black female cast member. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The outcry prompted SNL exec LorneMichaels to have mid-season auditions which resulted in the hiring of SasheerZamata. Well-known comic, LeslieJones then joined the show also as a writer and was then promoted to a full-time member. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since 2014 the show has continued with the same amount of black members.

Michael Che Makes History As SNL’s First Person of Color to Be A Head Writer - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ NBC Universal...

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 Alabama Supreme Court Blocks
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 The move ensures a hypothetical recount in the special Senate
 election will not be verified
 By Steven Rosenfeld/ AlterNet December 11, 2017,8:07 PM GMT
 247 COMMENTS
 The Alabama Supreme Court stepped
 into Tuesday's U.S. Senate race
 between Republican Roy Moore and
 Democrat Doug Jones on Monday
 night by blocking a lower state court's
 ruling earlier in the day that ordered
 election officials to take steps to
 preserve digital images of every ballot
 cast Tuesday
Ash, Bad, and Beef: THE SPELLBINDING NATIONAL BESTSELLER Hartty Potter CH A P TER THIRTEEN THE HANDSOME ONE he castle grounds snarled with a wave of magically magnified wind. The sky outside was a great black ceiling, which was full of blood. The only sounds drifting from Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry's ghost as he walked across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself. If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive," confessed the reasonable Hermione 271. CHADTER THIRTEE N "What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds. "Death Eaters are on top of the castle!" Ron bleated, quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done. "Look," said Hermione. "Obviously there are loads of Death Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings." The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at Hermione with searing pain. "I think it's closed," he noticed. "Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost. They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried. Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of Death Eaters who looked bad. "I think it's okay if you like me," said one Death Eater. "Thank you very much," replied the other. The first Death Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek. "Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely. Then they all took a few minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's magic 272 THE HANDSOME ONE Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind him. He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment. "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry savagely saic How To Dance. so Hermione dipped his face in mud. Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly. ermione nodded encour Eater was wearing a shirt that said Hermione Has Forgotten Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded. "Ron's the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light shot out of the Death Eaters' heads. Ron flinched. "Not so handsome now." thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been. The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded. Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at school The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: You are Hagrid now." CH A P TER T HIR TEE N We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus. The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summe. "I'm Harry Potter, Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy! An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel
Ash, Bad, and Beef: THE SPELLBINDING NATIONAL BESTSELLER
 Hartty Potter

 CH A P TER THIRTEEN
 THE HANDSOME ONE
 he castle grounds snarled with a wave of magically
 magnified wind. The sky outside was a great black
 ceiling, which was full of blood. The only sounds drifting from
 Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture
 Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very
 good
 Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry's ghost as he walked
 across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there
 and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and
 immediately began to eat Hermione's family
 Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.
 If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive,"
 confessed the reasonable Hermione
 271.

 CHADTER THIRTEE N
 "What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron
 was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think
 about birds.
 "Death Eaters are on top of the castle!" Ron bleated,
 quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He
 wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not
 have spiders all over his body after all is said and done.
 "Look," said Hermione. "Obviously there are loads of Death
 Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings."
 The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside
 the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches
 are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked
 at Hermione with searing pain.
 "I think it's closed," he noticed.
 "Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost. They
 looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and
 asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was
 "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried.
 Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of
 Death Eaters who looked bad.
 "I think it's okay if you like me," said one Death Eater.
 "Thank you very much," replied the other. The first Death
 Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek.
 "Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back
 again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely. Then they
 all took a few minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's
 magic
 272

 THE HANDSOME ONE
 Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind
 him. He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from
 his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his
 eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment.
 "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry
 savagely saic
 How To Dance. so Hermione dipped his face in mud.
 Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly.
 ermione nodded encour
 Eater was wearing a shirt that said Hermione Has Forgotten
 Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded.
 "Ron's the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly
 reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light
 shot out of the Death Eaters' heads. Ron flinched.
 "Not so handsome now." thought Harry as he dipped
 Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead
 now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been.
 The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning
 chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks
 with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded.
 Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's
 hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at
 school
 The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog
 Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head:
 You are Hagrid now."

 CH A P TER T HIR TEE N
 We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get
 rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus.
 The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The
 Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about
 to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked
 Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fell
 down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summe.
 "I'm Harry Potter, Harry began yelling. "The dark arts
 better be worried, oh boy!
An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel

An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel

Aladdin, Bad, and Friends: 20 FORGETTABLE ROBIN WILLIAMS MOVIE QUOTES presented QUOTE GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM (1987) m! That's right, I'm history- I'n outta here. I got the lucky ticket home, baby. Rolin, rollin, rollin keep thern wogons rollin', rawhide! Yeah, that's right. the final Adrian Cronauer broadcast. and this one is brought to you by our friends ot the Pentagon. Remember the people who brought you Korea? Thot's right the US. Army. If it's being done correctly here or abroad, it's probably not being done by the Army. DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) Corpe diem Seize the day boys Make your lives extroordinary No matter what anybody tells you words and ideas can change the world So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys-to woo women - and in thot endeavor. laziness will not do. It also won't do in your essays AWAKENINGS (1990) Youd think at a certain point all these atypical somethings would amount to atypical something THE FISHER KING (1991) Theres three things in this world that you need Respect for all kinds of life. a nice bowel movernent on a regular basis and a navy blazer HOOK (1991) To live would be an awfully big adventure. ALADDIN (1992) Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. Thot's all. Theee. Una dos, tres N substitutions, exchanges, or refunds. But oh, to be free. Not to have to go "Poof! What do you need. Poof! What do you need, Poof! What do you need? To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magikc and oll the treasures in all the world. But whot am I talking about? Let's get real here, that's never gonna happen Genie. wake up and smell the hummus MRS DOUBTFIRE (1993) You know, some parents, when they're angry they get along much better when they don't live together They don't fight all the time. and they can become better people and much better mummies and doddies for you And sometimes they get back together. And sometimes they don't, dear And if they don't.don't blame yourself Just becouse they don't love each other anymore. doesn't mean thot they don't love you JUMANJI (1995) You think that mosquitos, monkeys and lions are bad? Thot is just the beginning I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There ore things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is. You would not last five minutes without me 2 THE BIRDCAGE (1996) You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse. Fosse. Fosse! You do Martha Graham Martha Graham Mortha Graham! Or Twyla. Twyla. Twyla! Or Michael Kidd. Michoel Kidd Michael Kidd. Michoel Kidd Or Madonna, Madonna. Madonnal. but you keep it al inside JACK (1996) Please. don't worry so much Because in the end none of us have very ong on this Earth Life is fleeting And if youre ever distressed. cast your eyes to the summer sky when the stars are strung across the velvoty night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day, make a wish and think of me. Make your life spectoculor. GOOD WILL HUNTING (1997) Youre not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you ve met, shes not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other Your move, chief WHAT DREAMS MAY COME (1998) You have to break in half to love somebody. PATCH ADAMS (1998) Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death You treat a disease. you win you lose. You treat a person I guarantee you you'll win no matter what the outcome HAPPY FEET (2006). Kiss my frozen tushiel Kiss it. kiss itl NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM (2006) Good lord Lawrence, why cre you slapping a monkey? presented 太QUOTE NE www.QUOTEZINE.COM NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE TELL YOU. WORDS AND IDEAS CAN CHANGE THE WORLD. ROBIN WILLIAMS
Aladdin, Bad, and Friends: 20
 FORGETTABLE ROBIN WILLIAMS
 MOVIE QUOTES
 presented QUOTE
 GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM (1987)
 m! That's right, I'm history-
 I'n outta here. I got the lucky ticket home, baby. Rolin, rollin, rollin
 keep thern wogons rollin', rawhide! Yeah, that's right. the final Adrian Cronauer broadcast.
 and this one is brought to you by
 our friends ot the Pentagon. Remember the people who brought you Korea?
 Thot's right the US. Army. If it's being done correctly
 here or abroad, it's probably not being done by the Army.
 DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989)
 Corpe diem Seize the day boys Make your lives extroordinary
 No matter what anybody tells you words and ideas can change the world
 So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy
 A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose.
 Language was invented for one reason, boys-to woo women - and in thot
 endeavor. laziness will not do.
 It also won't do in your essays
 AWAKENINGS (1990)
 Youd think at a certain point all these atypical somethings would amount to atypical something
 THE FISHER KING (1991)
 Theres three things in this world that you need Respect for all kinds of life.
 a nice bowel movernent on a regular basis
 and a navy blazer
 HOOK (1991)
 To live would be an awfully big adventure.
 ALADDIN (1992)
 Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes.
 Thot's all. Theee. Una dos, tres
 N
 substitutions, exchanges, or refunds.
 But oh, to be free. Not to have to go "Poof! What do you need.
 Poof! What do you need, Poof! What do you need?
 To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magikc
 and oll the treasures in all the world.
 But whot am I talking about? Let's get real here, that's never gonna happen
 Genie. wake up and smell the hummus
 MRS DOUBTFIRE (1993)
 You know, some parents, when they're angry they get along much better
 when they don't live together
 They don't fight all the time. and they can become better people
 and much better mummies
 and doddies for you
 And sometimes they get back together. And sometimes they don't, dear
 And if they don't.don't blame yourself
 Just becouse they don't love each other anymore. doesn't mean thot they don't love you
 JUMANJI (1995)
 You think that mosquitos, monkeys and lions are bad?
 Thot is just the beginning
 I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares
 Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see.
 There ore things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams
 Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert.
 Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is.
 You would not last five minutes without me
 2
 THE BIRDCAGE (1996)
 You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse. Fosse. Fosse!
 You do Martha Graham
 Martha Graham Mortha Graham!
 Or Twyla. Twyla. Twyla! Or Michael Kidd. Michoel Kidd
 Michael Kidd. Michoel Kidd Or Madonna, Madonna. Madonnal. but you keep it al inside
 JACK (1996)
 Please. don't worry so much Because in the end none of us have very ong
 on this Earth Life is fleeting And if youre ever distressed. cast your eyes to
 the summer
 sky when the stars are strung
 across the velvoty night.
 And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day, make a wish
 and think of me. Make your life spectoculor.
 GOOD WILL HUNTING (1997)
 Youre not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you ve
 met, shes not perfect either.
 But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other
 Your move, chief
 WHAT DREAMS MAY COME (1998)
 You have to break in half to love somebody.
 PATCH ADAMS (1998)
 Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death
 You treat a disease. you win you lose. You treat a person
 I guarantee you you'll win no matter what the outcome
 HAPPY FEET (2006).
 Kiss my frozen tushiel Kiss it. kiss itl
 NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM (2006)
 Good lord Lawrence, why cre you slapping a monkey?
 presented
 太QUOTE
 NE
 www.QUOTEZINE.COM
 NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE TELL YOU. WORDS AND IDEAS CAN CHANGE THE WORLD.
 ROBIN WILLIAMS
Being Alone, Doppelganger, and Fire: LJ Murderhobo Thread Anonymous 12/10/17(Sun)12:05:10 No.56863604 >>>568636572:56863737 >Running a typical campaign Third session >By this point I am fed up with these homeless murderer PCs that won't stop attacking NPCs unprovoked, betraying and looting traveling companions, and just general dickery >Last session ended with the paladin interrogating a killing a farmer the fucking paladin >He's genuinely upset when I tell him he lost his goodboy powers >Yesterday >Fucking sick of these shitters playing like they're in Skyrim LAUGHTER STOPS >Suddenly, a thought occurs to me >These characters are all exceptional at combat, but their players are shit at everything else >Begin to wonder if one sufficiently intelligent foe could outwit and defeat all four of these high functioning autist heroes >Their opponent: The humble Doppelganger >Session starts, players dick around killing monsters outside the city >When they return, they get the heroes welcome and are invited to a party in a huge mansion >They agree >Laughterbegins.jpg >Soon, they realize something is wrong >Party guests begin turning up dead one by one >All the guards are taking a break. Outside the mansion. At the bottom of the lake The doors are locked, but the characters decide to not even attempt to break out >They want to kill the monster as per usual set up several plot threads they could follow that would give them enough information to discover and corner the shapeshifting Doppelganger Give multiple clues at every corner >They learn nothing >They speak to no one >They just start interrogating random party guests and terrorizing the people >They're actually causing more psychological damage than the Doppelganger by this point >The Wizard goes upstairs, probably to start torturing people until the Doppelganger appears >Instead, he blindly walks into a pretty obvious bear trap >He cannot escape alone, so he tries to levitate >Paladin rushes to assist, gets backstabbed repeatedly by the Doppel Wizard looks at me "I cast fireball!" >You fucking what Anonymous 12/10/17(Sun)12:06:12 No.5686362156863701256863724 56863734568643965686547 File: DCnrF5nWsAYSyXipg (36 KB, 675x1200) >Paladin gets incinerated, Doppel escapes with some burns >Below, Rogue and Monk are still "interrogating" party goers Three of the guests snap and attack them Rogue: "Ahal It's you!" >Shanks an attacking merchant >Merchants corpse stays human >Monk begins kicking everyones shit in >Rogue throws knives at anyone who moves funny >Upstairs >Paladin has died >Mage frees himself from the trap, spots a suspicious-looking woman >Shocks her to death >Doppelganger kicks him down the stairs, of which there are many >Fails every roll on the way down >Snaps his neck >Rogue gets knocked unconscious by a vase-wielding official >Monk obliterates the man with a punch to the skull >Doppelganger appears down a hallway, removes his disguise >Monk bull rushes him >Doppel does not move whatsoever, does not even attempt to fight back >Monk steps right into a binding magic trap placed by the Doppel >Doppel lights the Monk on fire >Rogue wakes up >Everyone is dead or severely beaten >Paladin and Wizard died >Monk might as well be a puzzle, because he's in fucking pieces >Entire mansion is on fire >Rogue skedaddles >Session time is up >Players look at me >That was hilarious!" >"We're still meeting here next week, right?" S"I should roll up a Fighter next time." >MFW Murderhobo Mystery
Being Alone, Doppelganger, and Fire: LJ
 Murderhobo Thread Anonymous 12/10/17(Sun)12:05:10 No.56863604
 >>>568636572:56863737
 >Running a typical campaign
 Third session
 >By this point I am fed up with these homeless murderer PCs that won't stop attacking NPCs unprovoked, betraying and looting traveling companions, and just general
 dickery
 >Last session ended with the paladin interrogating a killing a farmer
 the fucking paladin
 >He's genuinely upset when I tell him he lost his goodboy powers
 >Yesterday
 >Fucking sick of these shitters playing like they're in Skyrim
 LAUGHTER STOPS
 >Suddenly, a thought occurs to me
 >These characters are all exceptional at combat, but their players are shit at everything else
 >Begin to wonder if one sufficiently intelligent foe could outwit and defeat all four of these high functioning autist heroes
 >Their opponent: The humble Doppelganger
 >Session starts, players dick around killing monsters outside the city
 >When they return, they get the heroes welcome and are invited to a party in a huge mansion
 >They agree
 >Laughterbegins.jpg
 >Soon, they realize something is wrong
 >Party guests begin turning up dead one by one
 >All the guards are taking a break. Outside the mansion. At the bottom of the lake
 The doors are locked, but the characters decide to not even attempt to break out
 >They want to kill the monster as per usual
 set up several plot threads they could follow that would give them enough information to discover and corner the shapeshifting Doppelganger
 Give multiple clues at every corner
 >They learn nothing
 >They speak to no one
 >They just start interrogating random party guests and terrorizing the people
 >They're actually causing more psychological damage than the Doppelganger by this point
 >The Wizard goes upstairs, probably to start torturing people until the Doppelganger appears
 >Instead, he blindly walks into a pretty obvious bear trap
 >He cannot escape alone, so he tries to levitate
 >Paladin rushes to assist, gets backstabbed repeatedly by the Doppel
 Wizard looks at me
 "I cast fireball!"
 >You fucking what

 Anonymous 12/10/17(Sun)12:06:12 No.5686362156863701256863724 56863734568643965686547
 File: DCnrF5nWsAYSyXipg (36 KB, 675x1200)
 >Paladin gets incinerated, Doppel escapes with some burns
 >Below, Rogue and Monk are still "interrogating" party goers
 Three of the guests snap and attack them
 Rogue: "Ahal It's you!"
 >Shanks an attacking merchant
 >Merchants corpse stays human
 >Monk begins kicking everyones shit in
 >Rogue throws knives at anyone who moves funny
 >Upstairs
 >Paladin has died
 >Mage frees himself from the trap, spots a suspicious-looking woman
 >Shocks her to death
 >Doppelganger kicks him down the stairs, of which there are many
 >Fails every roll on the way down
 >Snaps his neck
 >Rogue gets knocked unconscious by a vase-wielding official
 >Monk obliterates the man with a punch to the skull
 >Doppelganger appears down a hallway, removes his disguise
 >Monk bull rushes him
 >Doppel does not move whatsoever, does not even attempt to fight back
 >Monk steps right into a binding magic trap placed by the Doppel
 >Doppel lights the Monk on fire
 >Rogue wakes up
 >Everyone is dead or severely beaten
 >Paladin and Wizard died
 >Monk might as well be a puzzle, because he's in fucking pieces
 >Entire mansion is on fire
 >Rogue skedaddles
 >Session time is up
 >Players look at me
 >That was hilarious!"
 >"We're still meeting here next week, right?"
 S"I should roll up a Fighter next time."
 >MFW
Murderhobo Mystery

Murderhobo Mystery

Life, Respect, and Work: THOU SHALT... THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF CAST IRON CARE Forget all the myths. Follow these tips and your skillet will last forever. Yes, forever 2 4 DONT USE SOAP. .RESPECT ITUSE IT OFTEN. SAVE THIS.CLEAN CAST You are its steward,Themore you use your and it's your duty tocast-iron skillet, the bet- pass it on to the next PAGE. EVER And no matter what, don't ever put cast iron IRON AFTER Tear it out and tape it to : EACH USE work, and the the inside of your ter it w more youl care for it - Wash with hot water :while pan is sil warm.in the dishwasher. 7 9 UNDERSTAND SEASONING. .DRY IT IMMEDIATELY.For :For cast-iron cookware, this is the polymerization of fat bonded to the surface of the : pan. In layman's terms, seasoning is the glossy sheen that gives cast-iron cookware its Wipe dry after washing nonstick properties and keeps it from rusting Protect and maintain the seasoning and your skillet will last forever See below to learn how and heat over low flame for 2 minutes to open the pores of the : iron. Use a paper towel :even, light film of veg :on the inside ot and tongs to apply an etable oil or flaxseed ol the pan. BEFORE Rub cast iron with 6 steel wool For the : seriously stub bomrust on SCOUR SMARTLY Use coarse salt like Morton's Kosher Salt for scouring stubborn bits offood without damaging the seasoning, Use a paper towel to rub the salt nto the bottom and around the inside : old, neglect ed pans, : take the cast iron to ask some %one to . AFTER edges of the panAsffSTORE IT IN A sand. Then bristle brush also wrs CooL DRY PLACE. startthe For pans with : with air or well. Stil sticking? Loosen residue such as : lids, addaseasoning process caramel by water in the pan. paper towel wad, and keep ajar to let air flow. (see below) to build a protective coat .RE-SEASON IT. Here's the best way to rebuild the seasoning and bring your skillet back to life, :BAKE AT 400 FOR AN HOUR RUB WITH VEGETABLE OIL Use a paper towel to ruboil inside. outside and on skillet handle. Wipe away any excess WASH VIGOROUSLY Place upsidedown on oven rack; line bottom rack with foil. Bake. Repeat oiling and baking until seasoned. 9 Afer busting the rust, wash cast iron · with warm and Just this once soapy water. Dry well OCTOBER 2014 | SOUTHERN LIVING 105
Life, Respect, and Work: THOU SHALT...
 THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF CAST IRON CARE
 Forget all the myths. Follow these tips and your skillet will last forever. Yes, forever
 2
 4
 DONT USE SOAP.
 .RESPECT ITUSE IT OFTEN. SAVE THIS.CLEAN CAST
 You are its steward,Themore you use your
 and it's your duty tocast-iron skillet, the bet-
 pass it on to the next
 PAGE.
 EVER
 And no matter what,
 don't ever put cast iron
 IRON AFTER
 Tear it out and tape it to
 :
 EACH USE
 work, and the
 the inside of your
 ter it w
 more youl care for it
 -
 Wash with hot water
 :while pan is sil warm.in the dishwasher.
 7
 9
 UNDERSTAND SEASONING.
 .DRY IT
 IMMEDIATELY.For
 :For cast-iron cookware, this is the polymerization of fat bonded to the surface of the
 : pan. In layman's terms, seasoning is the glossy sheen that gives cast-iron cookware its
 Wipe dry after washing
 nonstick properties and keeps it from rusting Protect and maintain the seasoning
 and your skillet will last forever See below to learn how
 and heat over low
 flame for 2 minutes to
 open the pores of the
 : iron. Use a paper towel
 :even, light film of veg
 :on the inside ot
 and tongs to apply an
 etable oil or flaxseed ol
 the pan.
 BEFORE
 Rub cast iron with
 6
 steel wool For the
 : seriously stub
 bomrust on
 SCOUR
 SMARTLY
 Use coarse salt like
 Morton's Kosher
 Salt for scouring
 stubborn bits offood
 without damaging the
 seasoning, Use a paper
 towel to rub the salt
 nto the bottom and
 around the inside
 : old, neglect
 ed pans,
 : take the
 cast iron to
 ask some
 %one to
 .
 AFTER
 edges of the panAsffSTORE IT IN A sand. Then
 bristle brush also wrs CooL DRY PLACE. startthe
 For pans with
 :
 with air or
 well. Stil sticking?
 Loosen residue such as
 :
 lids, addaseasoning process
 caramel by
 water in the pan.
 paper towel wad, and
 keep ajar to let air flow.
 (see below) to build a
 protective coat
 .RE-SEASON
 IT.
 Here's the best
 way to rebuild the
 seasoning and
 bring your skillet
 back to life,
 :BAKE AT 400 FOR AN HOUR
 RUB WITH VEGETABLE OIL
 Use a paper towel to ruboil inside.
 outside and on skillet handle.
 Wipe away any excess
 WASH VIGOROUSLY
 Place upsidedown on oven rack; line
 bottom rack with foil. Bake. Repeat
 oiling and baking until seasoned. 9
 Afer busting the rust, wash cast iron
 ·
 with warm and Just this once
 soapy water. Dry well
 OCTOBER 2014 | SOUTHERN LIVING 105