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Alive, Girls, and Head: |THE INSULT THAT CHARLES ATLAS, World's No. 1 Body Builder, says: MADE A MAN OUT OF 'MAC Don't Be Half A Man! HEY! QUIT KICKING THAT SAND IN OUR FACES! Let ME SHO W How I Can Make You a Real HE-MAN From Head to Toe Minutes a Day! Take a good honest look at your- Ir! Are you proud of your body – or are you satisfied go through life being just “half the man" you could be? • matter how ashamed you are of your present physi- condition THAT MANS THE WORST NUISANCE ON THE BEACHН in Just 15 Charles atas TAPLES ALAN WIN THIS VALUABLE TROPHY the or how old or young you are eping" muscles already present in your body can you into a real HE-MAN! Believe me, I know cause I was once a skinny, scrawny 97-pound alive weakling! People used to laugh at my and make fun of me. I was ashamed to For sports or the beach . .. shy of girls Fraid of healthy competition. USTEN HERE. ID SMASH YOUR FACE ONLY YOURE SO SKINNY YOu MIGHT DRY UP AND BLOW ANAY ... I CHANGED FROM A "SE" TO A MAN! , I discovered a secret that me from a timid, frightened w into “The World's Most Developed Man" – a “magic that can help turn you, too, rvellous physical specimen HE-MAN from head to toe . . . STANDS OUT in any crowd! secret? “DYNAMIC-TENSION" – method! No theory. No gadgets or s. You just do as I did. Simply take the uscles already present inside your own body - up – use them every day in walking, - reaching, even sitting! Almost before you're covered with a brand-new suit of K-hard SOLID MUSCLE! OH DON'T LET IT DOTHER YOU LITTLE BOY! THE BIG BULLY! L GET EVEN SOME DAY CARH IT! M SICK AHD TIRED OF BEING A SCARECROW! CHAGLES ATLAS SAYS HE CAM GIVE ME A REAL BOOY, ALL RIGHT! u cara A STAMO AMD GET HS FREE Bcox! BUILDS MUSCLES FAST! - each day in the privacy of your room make your chest and shoulder muscles - almost split your coat seams... to sledge-hammers... build mighty re! Mail coupon today for my sving how “Dynamic-Tension" can cy Atlas. Charles Atlas, Dept. 81J York, N. Y. 10010. 5 FREE GIFTS If you act now, in addition to my complete course, you will also get these five Talusble outline courses. BOY! T DION'T TAKE ATLAS LONG TO DO THIS FOR ME! AT BULLY WONT SHOVE ME AROUND HAN USCLEST KARATE YOU WANT... RATS OF BAND STRE ALANCING 81G ARM HUSCLEST T' ee and TIRELESS LEGST Imake your legs MAGHETIC PERSONALITY? ante Tenaln 1980’s advertisement for (dare i say), fight milk. For bodyguards, by bodyguards.

1980’s advertisement for (dare i say), fight milk. For bodyguards, by bodyguards.

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Being Alone, Bitch, and Frick: This one goes out to all mine gamers out there we've all been there thou wot this feeling aw, man! hahahaha i wake up early 'i the morrow, compose a ghast weep (aah) "tis like I be 'i the nether, 'cause l't sleep (frick) lest thou got amnesia, man, I do lack that blue stuff (ooh) i got mine iron pick', pick' with fortune buff I be at y 12, baby, 'cause that's where 'tis found (found) I be so fricking low key that I be underground (ground) i got big dreams of tearing out some big seams so, time to grind and hit the big leagues, ay i mine all the day (ah), i mine all night (yeah) i mine non-stop 'til those diamonds are inside and I shall mine all stone (ah) 'til I be all alone (ah) i mine all the time, yet canst not find what I do lack i mine all the day (ah), i mine all night (yeah) i mine non-stop 'til those diamonds are inside and i mine thy house (what?), i mine thy mom (hey!) i mine mine drops of sorrow 'til the break of morn bet thee lack this blue (oh) bet thee lack this green (oh) bet thee lack the greatest ball the orb hath seen (ooh) ay, thou'd regard i'd be fat{{aj}, no, I do lack moe yet thou hast every single thing that thou bitch, I do lack moe! cause i got hoes (for life), i got bitches (what up, sven?) i got iron (in mine house), i got millions (in real life) i got the meetest life, 'tis primrose to see (woo) and a hundred million people hit together, because (haha!) i mine all the day (all day), i mine all night (all night) i mine non-stop 'til those diamonds are inside and I shall mine all stone (ah) 'til I be all alone (that's right) i mine all the time, yet canst not find what I do lack (where is it?) i mine all the day (all day), i mine all night (all night) i mine non-stop 'til those diamonds are inside and i mine thy house (uh), i mine thy mom (stop) ILILII Mine All Day Old English Version
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Good, Got, and Next: Feel so good this week cause I got most of things I want but I don’t know what to do next

Feel so good this week cause I got most of things I want but I don’t know what to do next

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Awww, Doggo, and Post: Just my Doggo. No hpvotes on r/awww cause I don't want to post it there

Just my Doggo. No hpvotes on r/awww cause I don't want to post it there

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Pets, Okay, and Move: Can't move but ess okay cause I get the pets anyways

Can't move but ess okay cause I get the pets anyways

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God, Lol, and Love: 47% 11:15 X t 18.4k Share Award 232 Paper Tronics 6h Water you saying? t 2.0k Reply Cdchrono 5h I sea what ya did there 804 andrewwlamprey 5h Oh buoy, here we go 625 disterb 5h whatever floats your boat 464 I-want-some-pancakes 5h I'm shore you understand 423 ShootyMcSnipe 5h I'll ponder on it awhile t 332 tacolover2k4.5h have to be more Pacific Ur gonna t373 I-want-some-pancakes 4h Well you gotta just go with the current topic t 273 trooper5010 4h Well 209 I-want-some-pancakes . 4h Hurricane then hurriwent 134 Continue this thread Onlyroad4adrifter 3h Is a very deep hole t 22 Continue this thread -COLD-Korudo 3h Will you beaches stop already? 55 Mark_AGJazz 1h Just relax, go with the flow t 6 rgsanj11 3h Do you sea water you doing? t 16 Continue this thread FrenchPasta786 4h Let's dive in t 41 crystaljae 3h I agree, you really moist go with the current topic. t 19 FBMemes 2h Go with the flow* 11 I-want-some-pancakes 3h Ah I see your my tide of guy, there really is a lot to sink your teeth into here, enough to never be fin-ished 13 Continue this thread arcstarlazer 3h This thread is like a waterfall t 7 VGK9Logan 3h If I had to rate thus thread on a scale. 1 being terrible, 10 being hilarious, I'd rate it max capten. t 4 alt_generic_acct 2h Stop the puns or wave your karma goodbye t9 RedditsAdoptedSon 2h Sail it ain't so. t8 HsnHussain 1h Ami lake for the pun train t 5 Lephiro 1h Oh, don't be a wet blanket. t 3 Allazzanni 4h These jokes Atlantic me off t 37 Umbra427. 4h SOUTH CHINA SEA t 10 GraspingMist718 3h Sai-gone t 1 nothing_doesnt_rhyme 1h All these sea jokes are kraken me up t 5 FrenchPasta786 4h Lough me to introduce myself t 9 RedditsAdoptedSon 2h He said he'll ponder on it a whale.. t 2 I-want-some-pancakes 4h I like the tuna your voice t 30 dunnowhattogive 56m You can get it too if you scratch U-R-chin t Vote acid_trip_griffin 5h Are we really tapping into these waterful puns? Canoe even baylieve it? t 28 I-want-some-pancakes 5h I'm just here for a whale of a good time, and to krill myself laughing t 26 acid_trip_griffin 4h Well thats a lil susfishis? Do you have anemone that doesnt want you to succeed? Or are you being tide down by the responsiblity 20 I-want-some-pancakes 4h Nah I'm just happy with the current events, and I'm not full of carp t 16 tushetzel 1h Hmm t 1 alt_generic_acct 2h Cut it out with the puns or wave your karma goodbye as you drown in a pool of down votes t 1 acid_trip_griffin 1h Lol Vote insidemyvoice 3h I was aboat to say the same thing. t 8 acid_trip_griffin 3h Are we clamborating then? Cause i dont wanna net myself in any trouble here t 4 danuser8 4h Just Wave Good bye t 12 AlwaysLosingPoker 3h And thus ends the current post. t 4 terence_gonsalvez 3h Whale whale whale, what do wee have here! t 4 reelfishybloke 1h Dark as a well diggers arse t 2 terence_gonsalvez 1h Dont you mean a whales arse digger! t1 atfilm 1h Let that sink t2 givnofux 1h Let me just surf on this wave a bit t 1 ronnie888 51m whatever solution mixes well t 1 Eclipsies 4h Shore you d... t 14 dt7693 1h ICYwhat you did there. FTFY 2 angelodas2 29m Water ya did there.... tVote dkwangchuck 5h Ah bucket. t 45 Putnum 5h 1 Award It's bouquet t 39 blahblahbloodyhell 5h Absolutely Love that show!! t 6 Putnum 4h Oh it's you Rose! RICHARD, IT'S ONLY ROSE t 6 Sgtwhiskeyjack9105 3h The Bouquet Residence! Lady of the house speaking! t 1 NineNiner02 2h In sure you can sea what we're talking about t 2 basicdesires 3h Making waves as usual t 1 lovenletlive 3h My God you guys are creative. No puns, just amazed. t 2 RedditsAdopted Son 2h Tidal i learned people are pretty good with water puns. t 1 dunnowhattogive 54m Well you can strike a pose-idon t 1 bdeee 2h Wet did you say? t 1 The_Hylian_Noob 1h HAPPY CAKE DAY!!! 2 cherishhscott1107 2h CAKE DAY!!! t Vote IcyDickbutts 3h Can't we just lago of these puns for once? t Vote CommiesRNormies 3h I drowned in my own laughter. t Vote Coolno99 2h Well, well, well t Vote bullanguero82.6h Well, well, well... Reply t 248 davesch1959 6h That's 3 deep holes t 111 NimbKnut 5h Just like my ex t 100 xbiggz 5h Tell me more t 57 NimbKnut 5h With that username you'd probably enjoy all 3 holes. As for myself...it was like tossing an Add a comment Found on r/jokes. Think it belongs here
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