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Memes, Phone, and Game: Fellas, Your lady's attention should be more important than a game system, a tv, a cell phone or anything else #Priorities Quotes Creator

Memes, Phone, and Prince: JUST A REMINDER: Trump is using an unsecured cell phone and a personal email account, lvanka is using a personal email account and Kushner is communicating with the Saudi Crown Prince through Whatsapp. AND THE "LOCK HER UP" CROWD COULDN'T CARE LESS OCCUPY DEMOCRATS @MrFilmkritik

Dank, Phone, and Coffee: I may not wake up with a man but I wake up with coffee and coffee doesn't hide a cell phone and lie about talking to other women

Girls, Phone, and Texting: Zimmy @_NameWasTaken Anyone under the age of 20: *Touches cell phone* All grandpas within a 5 mile radius: What are you doing there, texting your girl friend? 11:36 AM 17 Jul 18 ll View Tweet activity Pfft No dont you know girls dont exist Grandpa?

Pfft No dont you know girls dont exist Grandpa?

Phone, Texting, and Girl: Zimmy @_NameWasTaken Anyone under the age of 20: *Touches cell phone* All grandpas within a 5 mile radius: What are you doing there, texting your girl friend? 11:36 AM 17 Jul 18 ll View Tweet activity me irl

me irl

Phone, Best, and What Is: What is the best instrument? 12 The cell phone because it is featured in every single concert

Bad, Crying, and Food: G 11:23 Lower Buckeye Jail OVERVIEW REVIEWS James C a week ago Weirdest hotel ever. They took my cell phone and made me get naked. Luckily I'm into this, I'm only giving three stars because of the food, it was really bad. They did provide a nice set of black and white scrubs to do activities like marching, crying, eating, sleeping, and well you kinda get to wear them the whole time. Weirdest 24 hours ever.

Cute, Nostalgia, and Phone: Grover sighs, hands over the cell phone. Brunner looks at the photos, holds up the camera for the class to see. The kids chuckle at the image of Aphrodite's breasts. MR. BRUNNER What does this tell us about Grover? CUTE GIRL He's a sex addict. MR. BRUNNER Possibly. Grover may be a tad more, hormonally challenged than most teenagers. But he still shares a similar weakness with all of us. Lust. cherryandsisters: cherryandsisters: cherryandsisters: IM READING THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT OF THE LIGHTNING THIEF AND IM LAUGHING SO HARD damn annabeth #nomercy ahh nostalgia…we all remember drew bobofit right??

cherryandsisters: cherryandsisters: cherryandsisters: IM READING THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT OF THE LIGHTNING THIEF AND IM LAUGHING SO HARD damn ...

Phone, Target, and Tumblr: HE SEARCHED THE CROWD, LAPPEDTIE STADIUM ONCE, TWICE, lOOKING FOR ANY SIGN, LOOKING FOR ANYTHING BESIDES A BAG AND A BATTERED RACQUET iOOKING AT A CELL PHONE WITH A CALL FROM A NUMBER SAVED INTO NEIL's PHONE AND A TEXT MESSAGE FROM A DIFFERENT xt, MBER THAT」UST SAID ZERO pipedream: Neil was g o n e.

Phone, Police, and Black: A Renee Bracey Sherman& Following @RBraceySherman They shot him in the back, eight times, in his grandmother's backyard because they thought his cell phone was a gun. Sacramento Police killed someone because they can't tell the difference between a gun and a cell phone, and they will face no charges. NPR Ф @NPR #BREAKING: There will be no charges filed against two police officers who shot 22 year old Stephon Clark, an unarmed black man, nearly a year ago, Sacramento County District Attorney Anne-Marie Schubert has announced. (1/2) Show this thread

Definitely, Future, and Gif: Unproblematic and nice account @LovableAndKind My sister got creeped on and sexually harassed by a jiffy lube guy via text from his personal phone and.... Message Today 3:16 PM You are gorgeous Who is this? Your favorite oil change guy The guy from Jiffy Lube? Yes ma'am I couldn't help but to let you know So I feel like this is a teachable moment for you. While I know you were wanting to give me a compliment, it was completely unnecessary and unsolicited. I am a customer, you are a service provider, and there should be no communication between us outside of that unless I, the customer express interest. I am married, we discussed this when I was talking about my car maintenance, so it can be assumed that I am not interested in any compliments/advances from you When you contacted me, I felt a little panicked because you went back in my file and got my number... I have other personal information, like my address, saved there as well. It is a violation of my privacy for you to contact me from your personal phone with information that you got without my permission. And now I know that you are the type of person to go back in someone's file to find their personal information, what is to keep you from going back and getting my address? There are men who stalk rape, and murder women by getting their information this way. For this reason, I assume there is a Jiffy Lube company policy that you are to never contact a patron on your personal cell phone for personal reasons So now I am in this predicament. I can choose to ignore your violation of my privacy and go to another company to avoid awkward interactions in the future (even though this is the place that I've been going to consistently for the past several years). Or I can contact your company HR and report this incident. Generally I am not in the business of ruining someone's livelihood over something as simple as this, but it is very important to me that you understand why it was completely inappropriate for you to contact me, or any other woman, without explicit consent. Capiche? Sorry about that yes ma'am Oh, and you didn't tell me what the tire pressure was on the rear passenger tire like l asked, so you are definitely not even in my top five favorite oil change guys. mbaku-babygirl: great-tweets: “This is a teachable moment for you.” She did that!!!!

mbaku-babygirl: great-tweets: “This is a teachable moment for you.” She did that!!!!

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Apple, Iphone, and Phone: Have you ever heard of Did you know Apple is Qualcomm, innovator and creator suing Qualcomm for having of cell phone technology? monopolistic tendencies and gouging prices? Oh yeah. Qualcomm 3has been inventing and licensing their You bet! Their patents cost Apple around $10 ideas to tech companies for u per iPhone. years. 10 bucks?!? That's obscene! How can poor poor Apple, the world's largest tech company, expect to survive Qualcomm's blatant monopolistic practices? Now if you'll excuse me, 1 have to pay Apple my annual $ app developer fee, plus 30% of all app sales, and shop for a new Macintosh computer, the only hardware I'm allowed As an Apple app 3 to use when submitting to iTunes, as mandated developer, that's the kind of question that keeps me up at night. by the Apple Developer Agreement. type type O2017 Jeff Lofvers Don't Hit Save - donthitsave.com About sums up the situation with apple right now.

About sums up the situation with apple right now.

Lol, Love, and Phone: To see her husband's reaction, a woman wrote on a paper: "I left, I'm not coming back." Hidden under the bed, the woman waited for her husband to arrive. He walked into the room, saw the paper, wrote something on the paper, and put himself to sing, all satisfied. 5 minutes later, he took his cell phone and called someone: -I'm going now. The other nut's gone. I'm on my way, remember I love you so much He took the car and left. Mad in anger, the woman comes out under the bed and reads what he wrote. I can see your feet. I went for bread Stop being retarded and make dinner.. lol How to scare your wife

Android, Phone, and Work: SECRET CODES FOR ANDROID #31# "phone number" Hides your number in all outgoing calls. Shows your IMEl information. * #* #4636#*#* Shows Wi-Fi signal, battery, usage statistics, and other information. An instant return to factory settings (Hard Reset). Deletes applications only *#*#7780#*#* Listen to recordings of your voice during the last 20 phone calls. *#*#8351#*#* O BRIGHTSIDE Everyone has a cell phone in their pocket, but few people know about the hidden opportunities available by pressing certain key combinations. There are many of these codes: some of them work with all phones, others only with certain models. The Bright Side team has gathered the most interesting combinations that will give you access to the hidden functions of your phone.

Everyone has a cell phone in their pocket, but few people know about the hidden opportunities available by pressing certain key combinations...

College, Fucking, and Phone: botanyshitposts i know ive talked about how much of a fucking jungle university libraries are on here before but just now i was looking for a book and accidentally stumbled upon three solid bookshelves on a topic that the library database told me didnt exist two months ago and then i spontaneously lost cell phone connection as soon as i got to what i was actually trying to find and only regained it when i left the Book Hoard with my prize and that is exactly the kind of slightly-ominous feel that im talking about iackironsides I thought Terry Pratchett was exaggerating the descriptions of the Unseen University library for comedy, but it turns out university libraries are just Like That. apathetic-revenant my college library wasn't even that big but whenever I went into the stacks I got this distinct feeling that I was going to come out and find that a hundred years had passed Source: botanyshitposts University Library

Phone, Rude, and Hair: I HAVE NO IDEA IF IT IS RUDE TO BE ON YOUR CELL PHONE WHILE GETTING A HAIR CUT AND ATTHIS POINT, I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK It feels like it is rude, but I do enjoy the quiet time

It feels like it is rude, but I do enjoy the quiet time

Advice, Phone, and School: AM ITHE ONLY ONE WHO'S TIREDOVERLY STRICT OF WORKPLACE CELL PHONE POLICIES imgflip.com advice-animal: Feels like I’m back in high school.

advice-animal: Feels like I’m back in high school.

Clock, Family, and Phone: Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar, and alarm clock. Don't let it replace your family.

Phone, School, and Only One: AM ITHE ONLY ONE WHO'S TIREDOVERLY STRICT OF WORKPLACE CELL PHONE POLICIES imgflip.com Feels like Im back in high school.

Feels like Im back in high school.

Definitely, Future, and Gif: Unproblematic and nice account @LovableAndKind My sister got creeped on and sexually harassed by a jiffy lube guy via text from his personal phone and.... Message Today 3:16 PM You are gorgeous Who is this? Your favorite oil change guy The guy from Jiffy Lube? Yes ma'am I couldn't help but to let you know So I feel like this is a teachable moment for you. While I know you were wanting to give me a compliment, it was completely unnecessary and unsolicited. I am a customer, you are a service provider, and there should be no communication between us outside of that unless I, the customer express interest. I am married, we discussed this when I was talking about my car maintenance, so it can be assumed that I am not interested in any compliments/advances from you When you contacted me, I felt a little panicked because you went back in my file and got my number... I have other personal information, like my address, saved there as well. It is a violation of my privacy for you to contact me from your personal phone with information that you got without my permission. And now I know that you are the type of person to go back in someone's file to find their personal information, what is to keep you from going back and getting my address? There are men who stalk rape, and murder women by getting their information this way. For this reason, I assume there is a Jiffy Lube company policy that you are to never contact a patron on your personal cell phone for personal reasons So now I am in this predicament. I can choose to ignore your violation of my privacy and go to another company to avoid awkward interactions in the future (even though this is the place that I've been going to consistently for the past several years). Or I can contact your company HR and report this incident. Generally I am not in the business of ruining someone's livelihood over something as simple as this, but it is very important to me that you understand why it was completely inappropriate for you to contact me, or any other woman, without explicit consent. Capiche? Sorry about that yes ma'am Oh, and you didn't tell me what the tire pressure was on the rear passenger tire like l asked, so you are definitely not even in my top five favorite oil change guys. mbaku-babygirl: great-tweets: “This is a teachable moment for you.” She did that!!!!

mbaku-babygirl: great-tweets: “This is a teachable moment for you.” She did that!!!!

Friends, God, and Oh My God: Jon Coopere @joncoopertweets Follow Trump is running television ads to ask people to call 800-350-6647 and press 1 to DEMAND that Pelosi and Schumer fund the wall. Buried at the end, the announcer says, "press 2 if you do NOT support funding the wall Friends, you know what to do. #NoWall 12:07 PM-17 Jan 2019 114 Retweets 120 Likes 24 tl 114 120 kevindrakewriter: nitramgniknilra: bogleech: systlin: m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, make the sound a cell phone makes when a call has been disconnected if you don’t respond, and then say “Press 2 if you do not support the wall.” Did it to fact check, and it does in fact make the “end call” noise making you believe the call was done before you could press 2 to say you don’t support the wall. I’ve done this four times today. okay but does pressing 2 even actually do anything or did they probably just rig it to produce their pro-wall data anyway? In twenty years this post will be in a textbook to teach kids why neoliberalism was a useless joke. Know that this isn’t Trump’s ad but House Freedom Fund, a political action committee closely affiliated with the conservative Republican House Freedom Caucus. If you call this number you could be handing over your phone number to be robo called by this committee for fund raising. There is nothing impartial about this. It is pointless to act on this number as the source is already biased for the wall and any dissenting call will just have their data collected, probably; I don’t have any real evidence of this but that’s my guess as to what is going on here.

kevindrakewriter: nitramgniknilra: bogleech: systlin: m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… A...

Friends, God, and Oh My God: Jon Coopere @joncoopertweets Follow Trump is running television ads to ask people to call 800-350-6647 and press 1 to DEMAND that Pelosi and Schumer fund the wall. Buried at the end, the announcer says, "press 2 if you do NOT support funding the wall Friends, you know what to do. #NoWall 12:07 PM-17 Jan 2019 114 Retweets 120 Likes 24 tl 114 120 m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, make the sound a cell phone makes when a call has been disconnected if you don’t respond, and then say “Press 2 if you do not support the wall.” Did it to fact check, and it does in fact make the “end call” noise making you believe the call was done before you could press 2 to say you don’t support the wall.

m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, ...

Definitely, Future, and Phone: Unproblematic and nice account @LovableAndKind My sister got creeped on and sexually harassed by a jiffy lube guy via text from his personal phone and.... Message Today 3:16 PM You are gorgeous Who is this? Your favorite oil change guy The guy from Jiffy Lube? Yes ma'am I couldn't help but to let you know So I feel like this is a teachable moment for you. While I know you were wanting to give me a compliment, it was completely unnecessary and unsolicited. I am a customer, you are a service provider, and there should be no communication between us outside of that unless I, the customer express interest. I am married, we discussed this when I was talking about my car maintenance, so it can be assumed that I am not interested in any compliments/advances from you When you contacted me, I felt a little panicked because you went back in my file and got my number... I have other personal information, like my address, saved there as well. It is a violation of my privacy for you to contact me from your personal phone with information that you got without my permission. And now I know that you are the type of person to go back in someone's file to find their personal information, what is to keep you from going back and getting my address? There are men who stalk rape, and murder women by getting their information this way. For this reason, I assume there is a Jiffy Lube company policy that you are to never contact a patron on your personal cell phone for personal reasons So now I am in this predicament. I can choose to ignore your violation of my privacy and go to another company to avoid awkward interactions in the future (even though this is the place that I've been going to consistently for the past several years). Or I can contact your company HR and report this incident. Generally I am not in the business of ruining someone's livelihood over something as simple as this, but it is very important to me that you understand why it was completely inappropriate for you to contact me, or any other woman, without explicit consent. Capiche? Sorry about that yes ma'am Oh, and you didn't tell me what the tire pressure was on the rear passenger tire like l asked, so you are definitely not even in my top five favorite oil change guys. simonalkenmayer: great-tweets: “This is a teachable moment for you.” “OH and you’re also not good at your customer service job”

simonalkenmayer: great-tweets: “This is a teachable moment for you.” “OH and you’re also not good at your customer service job”

Friends, God, and Oh My God: Jon Coopere @joncoopertweets Follow Trump is running television ads to ask people to call 800-350-6647 and press 1 to DEMAND that Pelosi and Schumer fund the wall. Buried at the end, the announcer says, "press 2 if you do NOT support funding the wall Friends, you know what to do. #NoWall 12:07 PM-17 Jan 2019 114 Retweets 120 Likes 24 tl 114 120 m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, make the sound a cell phone makes when a call has been disconnected if you don’t respond, and then say “Press 2 if you do not support the wall.” Did it to fact check, and it does in fact make the “end call” noise making you believe the call was done before you could press 2 to say you don’t support the wall.

m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, m...

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Phone, Computer, and Moon: GOT WITH A COMPUTER LESS POWERFUP-THAN YOUR CELL PHONE First Moon Landing 1969

First Moon Landing 1969

Drugs, Memes, and Phone: When your dealer hasn't responded in 84 years IMISS DRUGS MISS DRUGS @WeedVsAlcohol You used to call me on my cell phone... 📲 (@weedvsalcohol)

You used to call me on my cell phone... 📲 (@weedvsalcohol)

Anaconda, Bitch, and Dude: CNBC @CNBC Follow CNBG@ The budget breakdown of a 25-year-old who makes $100,000 a year and is excellent with money. via @CNBCMakelt cnb.cx/2EzW058 make it Typical Monthly Spending: $2,775 Health insurance: $270 Dining out: $250 Utilities: $195 Groceries: $400 Transportation: $130 Cell phone: $40 5 House cleaner: $30 Internet: $20 Donations: $615 Rent: $825 11:53 AM - 21 Dec 2018 13 Retweets27 Likes daturas-claws: xenon-exe: swarovskinipples: quinndolyns: pelkoja: this bitch has a house cleaner ???? where the fuck is this dude living that they only have to pay $825 for rent. none of these bills make sense or reflect reality what 25-year-old makes $100,000 a year this bitch also pays dirt for internet and phone wtf??? i wouldn’t call someone who spends 250$ each month on dining out being excellent with money.. like, this is more than the amount of money i live on each month and they’re spending it because they don’t wanna cook .__.

Advice, Apparently, and Old People: l Verizon 1:36 PM thecommonchick drunken T New posts! queenieeegoldstein apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn't have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it "David's jitterbug" (for those of you that don't know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said "excuse me I have to take this" and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office queenieeegoldstein DAVIDS JITTERBUG Verizon 1:37 PM 900 0 this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said "I have to take this" and left beka-tiddalik David's co-workers probably: "This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?" David: "Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed." 147,718 notes h It advice-animal: epic owned

Apparently, Old People, and Phone: l Verizon 1:36 PM thecommonchick drunken T New posts! queenieeegoldstein apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn't have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it "David's jitterbug" (for those of you that don't know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said "excuse me I have to take this" and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office queenieeegoldstein DAVIDS JITTERBUG Verizon 1:37 PM 900 0 this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said "I have to take this" and left beka-tiddalik David's co-workers probably: "This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?" David: "Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed." 147,718 notes h It epic owned

Anaconda, Internet, and Money: CNBC@CNBC 9h The budget breakdown of a 25-year-old who makes $100,000 a year and is excellent with money. via @CNBCMakelt cnb.cx/2EzW058 make it Typical Monthly Spending: $2,775 Health insurance: $270 Dining out: $250 Utilities: $195 Groceries $400 Transportation: $130 A5 Cell phone: $40 House cleaner: $30 Internet: $20 Donations: $615 Rent: $825 Mark Pitcavage @egavactip Where are student loan payments? Car payments? Uncovered health expenses? The rest of the rent? Car insurance? Clothing? 401k contributions? Recreation? And what 25 year olds make $7,400 in "donations?" I was in serious debt until I was around 38 1 ,075 1 1 :16 AM-Dec 21, 2018 Debt

Debt

Memes, Phone, and California: Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier California is on there way to having a tax on text messaging to fund cell-phone service to low-income residents. If you can't afford to pay for a phone, then you don't need it. ItS not the job of the taxpayer to pay for luxury items for people who aren't living in their means 4:09 AM 13 Dec 18

Anaconda, Apparently, and Future: uil Verizon 1:36 PM 100%(-),+ thecommonchick drunken-rantic T New posts! queenieeegoldstein apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn't have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it "David's jitterbug" (for those of you that don't know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said "excuse me I have to take this" and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office queenieeegoldstein DAVIDS JITTERBUG Verizon 1:37 PM 0 this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said "I have to take this" and left beka-tiddalik David's co-workers probably: "This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?" David: "Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed." 147,718 notes Stitch It How I’m trying to be in the future

Bitch, Children, and Chuck Norris: "R-r-r-r-r-roger Taylor!" Freddie Mercury on Roger Taylor "Drummer, dentist, and tailor. Roger Taylor does it all" ~ Oscar Wilde on Roger Taylor "I have more hair than him. Brian May on Roger Taylor "The hottest man ever!" Every woman on earth Roger Meddows Taylor (born 26 July 1949), known as Roger Taylor, is the hottest guy ever. He is hotter than you. He is hotter than your son. He is hotter than the sun. When he was born the whole hospital went up in flames as his hotness was just starting to begin. In his teens, the good-old fashioned lover boy developed a routine that flabbergasted even priapic heroes such as Bob Pant and Lemmie of Motorhead: he introduced himself as Roger Taylor to one groupie and as Roger Meddows to the next before his re-entrance as Roger Meddows-Taylor, the double- barrelled playboy to the hapless third. His mother was a contortionist in the Barnum & Bailey Circus and his father was out of work due to his incontrollable addiction to potatoes. Roger became a man very quickly. He was hot and enjoyed inflicting temporary amnesia on his schoolmates by pummeling them in their heads with rugby balls. He would then jog back into the locker room, put on a mesh muscle shirt and cut school to pump iron. Roger Taylor as a young woman For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Roger Meddows Taylor. Roger Taylor is cooler than you. Over 11,000 people have reported deafness caused by hearing Roger Taylor's falsetto. . He played most of his shows asleep. Much to Freddie's amusement, he tried to dye his hair before a show, only to turn it a striking shade of green...or was it purple? . Roger Taylor is friends with Eric Cartman . Roger would probably go shag somebody, mainly himself! Even though he's a drummer, he likes music, and can even sing! Roger Taylor can defeat Chuck Norris. His cell phone carrier is Sprint, which is why Sprint occasionally has poor service; his voice destroys reception. Roger Taylor stole the cookies from the cookie jar. Roger Taylor has his own line of alarm clocks and burglar alarms in Italy. Consequently, more people report to work on time and the crime rate has gone down. There is also an increase in deaf businessmen and robbers with ringing in the ears. Roger Taylor lost the Game. Roger has five children (that he knows of) that are all in fact clones of various aspects of him e.g his eldest son sounds exactly like him, his second son looks exactly like him and is a drummer. There is a small lake in Wichita named after Roger Taylor. Roger's vagina is also known as Australia because of it's largeness in size. Roger Taylor and Meg Ryan were separated at birth. Roger was known for cooking up a piece of bacon so scrumptious and big, Freddie kept it for himself and christened it his bitch Roger's penis is the size of Rhode Island due to its tiny stature. moveimbi:why is this the most accurate description of Roger Meddows Taylor ever

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Drunk, Phone, and Tumblr: When I'm drunk with my cell phone... YOU GET A TEXT! 2004 YOU GET A TEXT! YOU GETA TEXT! EVERYONE GETS A TEXT! you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Everyone Gets One

epicjohndoe: Everyone Gets One

Phone, Coffee, and Women: I may not wake up with a man but I wake up with coffee and coffee doesn't hide a cell phone and lie about talking to other women Truth!

Truth!

Drunk, Phone, and Tumblr: When I'm drunk with my cell phone... YOU GET A TEXT! 2004 YOU GET A TEXT! YOU GETA TEXT! EVERYONE GETS A TEXT! you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Everyone Gets One

epicjohndoe: Everyone Gets One

Phone, Cell Phone, and Boss: Me trying to hide from my boss when I use my cell phone Who can relate? 😂📱 https://t.co/mtdfyj7aLB

Who can relate? 😂📱 https://t.co/mtdfyj7aLB

Funny, Lol, and Phone: Me trying to hide from my boss when I use my cell phone Lol smh

Lol smh

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelors degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares awesomacious: Everybody deserves a second chance

awesomacious: Everybody deserves a second chance

Burger King, College, and Love: The Florida Bar @TheFlaBar Follow We're just going to leave this here without much comment After all, there's not really anything more we can add to what Florida Bar member @btannebaum has already (so eloquently) written Congrats to this young man. Truly #StoriesWe Love Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college So he went and got his AA and then his bachelor's degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 6:59 AM-27 Nov 2018 Its not about getting knocked down, its about getting back up

Its not about getting knocked down, its about getting back up

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelor's degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares Everybody deserves a second chance

Everybody deserves a second chance

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelor's degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares Everybody deserves a second chance via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Rpf0qA

Everybody deserves a second chance via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Rpf0qA

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelors degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares Everybody deserves a second chance

Everybody deserves a second chance

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelors degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares Everybody deserves a second chance

Everybody deserves a second chance

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelors degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares Everybody deserves a second chance via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2KFOG95

Everybody deserves a second chance via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2KFOG95

Burger King, College, and Dank: The Florida Bar @TheFlaBar Follow We're just going to leave this here without much comment After all, there's not really anything more we can add to what Florida Bar member @btannebaum has already (so eloquently) written Congrats to this young man. Truly #StoriesWe Love Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college So he went and got his AA and then his bachelor's degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 6:59 AM-27 Nov 2018 Its not about getting knocked down, its about getting back up by Duck_Sized_Dick MORE MEMES

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