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i am the ceo of extremely niche memes
hall of shame
I would like to make a counterpoint on behalf of the band.
In their defense, they never said that there would be actual dragons. All they said was to imagine dragons.
i see your point, but they’ve never written a single song about dragons, real or imaginary, despite it being in their band name, therefore my disappointment is still justified
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ford-ye-fiji:
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i am the ceo of extremely niche memes
hall of shame
I would like to make a counterpoint on behalf of the band.
In their defense, they never said that there would be actual dragons. All they said was to imagine dragons.
i see your point, but they’ve never written a single song about dragons, real or imaginary, despite it being in their band name, therefore my disappointment is still justified
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generalgrievousdatingsim:
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i am the ceo of extremely niche memes
hall of shame
I would like to make a counterpoint on behalf of the band.
In their defense, they never said that there would be actual dragons. All they said was to imagine dragons.
i see your point, but they’ve never written a single song about dragons, real or imaginary, despite it being in their band name, therefore my disappointment is still justified
: generalgrievousdatingsim:
ford-ye-fiji:
generalgrievousdatingsim:
generalgrievousdatingsim:
generalgrievousdatingsim:
i am the ceo of extremely niche memes
hall of shame
I would like to make a counterpoint on behalf of the band.
In their defense, they never said that there would be actual dragons. All they said was to imagine dragons.
i see your point, but they’ve never written a single song about dragons, real or imaginary, despite it being in their band name, therefore my disappointment is still justified]()
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Reblogging this for the reblogs, for those people in the comments that didn’t bother to do their research and jumped to the conclusion that she’s begging her poor fans to donate their own money when she quite literally already pointed out that the show is just something for people to enjoy, not a telethon because the money has already been donated by wealthy companies. She FaceTimed the CEO of Apple in front of viewers on The Tonight Show just to confirm his ten million dollar donation 🤷🏾♂️
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melt-into-the-night:
lapetitelapinecoquine:
Reblogging this for the reblogs, for those people in the comments that didn’t bother to do their research and jumped to the conclusion that she’s begging her poor fans to donate their own money when she quite literally already pointed out that the show is just something for people to enjoy, not a telethon because the money has already been donated by wealthy companies. She FaceTimed the CEO of Apple in front of viewers on The Tonight Show just to confirm his ten million dollar donation 🤷🏾♂️
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lapetitelapinecoquine:
Reblogging this for the reblogs, for those people in the comments that didn’t bother to do their research and jumped to the conclusion that she’s begging her poor fans to donate their own money when she quite literally already pointed out that the show is just something for people to enjoy, not a telethon because the money has already been donated by wealthy companies. She FaceTimed the CEO of Apple in front of viewers on The Tonight Show just to confirm his ten million dollar donation 🤷🏾♂️
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melt-into-the-night:
lapetitelapinecoquine:
Reblogging this for the reblogs, for those people in the comments that didn’t bother to do their research and jumped to the conclusion that she’s begging her poor fans to donate their own money when she quite literally already pointed out that the show is just something for people to enjoy, not a telethon because the money has already been donated by wealthy companies. She FaceTimed the CEO of Apple in front of viewers on The Tonight Show just to confirm his ten million dollar donation 🤷🏾♂️]()
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I think we just found our new CEO: I think we just found our new CEO
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I think we just found our new CEO
“It’s a new design for a basketball court.” https://t.co/hxpl2fX2FD: CEO
“It’s a new design for a basketball court.” https://t.co/hxpl2fX2FD
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“It’s a new design for a basketball court.” https://t.co/hxpl2fX2FD]()
“It’s a new design for a basketball court.” https://t.co/hxpl2fX2FD
Zeus: Basically the CEO of Gods: Greek God Memes
Europeans
Americans
waking up
Zeus: Basically the CEO of Gods
![Zeus: Basically the CEO of Gods: Greek God Memes
Europeans
Americans
waking up
Zeus: Basically the CEO of Gods]()
Zeus: Basically the CEO of Gods
Name a better love story than Google and chat apps: Sundar Pichai
sundarpichai
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor
on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* That should've
been you
Me: Not now, Dad.
Dad: Not asking for a Google CEO
to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical
emergency happening right now.
Dad: Go and see if making a chat
app helps.
4:00 AM. Nov 31, 2019 Jwitter for Adroid
Name a better love story than Google and chat apps
![Name a better love story than Google and chat apps: Sundar Pichai
sundarpichai
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor
on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* That should've
been you
Me: Not now, Dad.
Dad: Not asking for a Google CEO
to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical
emergency happening right now.
Dad: Go and see if making a chat
app helps.
4:00 AM. Nov 31, 2019 Jwitter for Adroid
Name a better love story than Google and chat apps]()
Name a better love story than Google and chat apps
I am making successful cooperation deals with other companies, and I always deliver what I promise, but they would never have even considered partnership if they knew there is just once person behind it all: IAM THE CEO OF MY COMPANY IT HAS
DEPARTMENTS OF HUMAN RESOURCES, R&D,
EXPANSION, PUBLIC RELATIONS, ETC, AND
EMAILS OF ALMOST TWO DOZEN EMPLOYEES
THERE NEVER WASANYONE EXCEPT ME
MANAGE IT ALL IAM BLOATING THE IMAGE
OF THE COMPANY SO IT WOULD BE TAKEN
MORE SERIOUSLY, WHICH IS WORKING FAR
BETTER THAN I INITIALLY EXPECTED
MEMEFUL.COM
I am making successful cooperation deals with other companies, and I always deliver what I promise, but they would never have even considered partnership if they knew there is just once person behind it all
![I am making successful cooperation deals with other companies, and I always deliver what I promise, but they would never have even considered partnership if they knew there is just once person behind it all: IAM THE CEO OF MY COMPANY IT HAS
DEPARTMENTS OF HUMAN RESOURCES, R&D,
EXPANSION, PUBLIC RELATIONS, ETC, AND
EMAILS OF ALMOST TWO DOZEN EMPLOYEES
THERE NEVER WASANYONE EXCEPT ME
MANAGE IT ALL IAM BLOATING THE IMAGE
OF THE COMPANY SO IT WOULD BE TAKEN
MORE SERIOUSLY, WHICH IS WORKING FAR
BETTER THAN I INITIALLY EXPECTED
MEMEFUL.COM
I am making successful cooperation deals with other companies, and I always deliver what I promise, but they would never have even considered partnership if they knew there is just once person behind it all]()
I am making successful cooperation deals with other companies, and I always deliver what I promise, but they would never have even consid...
Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands: Tom Holland Straight-Up Called The
Disney CEO To Save Spider-Man And It
Actually Worked
"Fine."
Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands
![Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands: Tom Holland Straight-Up Called The
Disney CEO To Save Spider-Man And It
Actually Worked
"Fine."
Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands]()
Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands
![phuiscribbles:
When the heart of the card responds to your trust just right
#does this make kaiba kuzco #is kaiba gonna build kaibaland on top of Yugi’s gameshop
#can we turn kaiba into a llama
#does kaiba dress in drag??
i hate you all
“You threw off my groove!”
“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the CEO’s groove.”
#omg would Marik’s shoulder devil be Yami Marik?
“Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”
“I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”
#Rebecca should be the wife
#Ok Ok but Kuriboh would totally be the little squirrel >w>
“Kurikurikuri??”
“No nonONONONONONO-”
“KURIK URIRIRHR!?”
#The Big 5 turning into animals
“Get them!”
“Hey, I’ve been turned into a penguin. Can I go home?”
“You’re excused.”
“For the last time, we did not order a Magic Cylinder!”
“You know pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.”
#would baby kaiba have blue eyes white dragon plushies?
i hate all 126,000 of you
“Hey Yugi, you just missed your relatives.”
“Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.”
#Kaiba lines up all the yugioh spinoff protags in a line looking for a rival
“Hate your hair. Your hair. And your hair. Annnnd…”
“Lemme guess, you have a great personality.”
#And instead of a sewer crocodile it’s some sewer dragon thing..lol…
#The dagger on Bakura’s leg is the Millennium Rod
“Then I bet you weren’t expecting THIS.”
[SCREAMS OF HORROR]
“AHA!”
“Oh, okay.”
#So, when Kuzco gets turned into other animals, does Kaiba get turned into other monster cards, like UFO turtle and Fortress Whale since the big 5 got turned into cards?
“Don’t you say a word…”
#Yami Bakura being sung Happy Birthday?
“ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR~”
“Happy, happy birthday!”“From all of us to you!”“We wish it was our birthday!”“So we could party too!”
“Happy, happy birthday!”“May all your dreams come true~”
“Uh-oh.”
“Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a waterfall.”
“Yep.”
“Dark hole at the bottom?”
“Most likely.”
“Bring it on.”
[*If you like these crossover redraws, consider supporting me on Patreon or buying me a coffee?]
: phuiscribbles:
When the heart of the card responds to your trust just right
#does this make kaiba kuzco #is kaiba gonna build kaibaland on top of Yugi’s gameshop
#can we turn kaiba into a llama
#does kaiba dress in drag??
i hate you all
“You threw off my groove!”
“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the CEO’s groove.”
#omg would Marik’s shoulder devil be Yami Marik?
“Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”
“I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”
#Rebecca should be the wife
#Ok Ok but Kuriboh would totally be the little squirrel >w>
“Kurikurikuri??”
“No nonONONONONONO-”
“KURIK URIRIRHR!?”
#The Big 5 turning into animals
“Get them!”
“Hey, I’ve been turned into a penguin. Can I go home?”
“You’re excused.”
“For the last time, we did not order a Magic Cylinder!”
“You know pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.”
#would baby kaiba have blue eyes white dragon plushies?
i hate all 126,000 of you
“Hey Yugi, you just missed your relatives.”
“Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.”
#Kaiba lines up all the yugioh spinoff protags in a line looking for a rival
“Hate your hair. Your hair. And your hair. Annnnd…”
“Lemme guess, you have a great personality.”
#And instead of a sewer crocodile it’s some sewer dragon thing..lol…
#The dagger on Bakura’s leg is the Millennium Rod
“Then I bet you weren’t expecting THIS.”
[SCREAMS OF HORROR]
“AHA!”
“Oh, okay.”
#So, when Kuzco gets turned into other animals, does Kaiba get turned into other monster cards, like UFO turtle and Fortress Whale since the big 5 got turned into cards?
“Don’t you say a word…”
#Yami Bakura being sung Happy Birthday?
“ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR~”
“Happy, happy birthday!”“From all of us to you!”“We wish it was our birthday!”“So we could party too!”
“Happy, happy birthday!”“May all your dreams come true~”
“Uh-oh.”
“Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a waterfall.”
“Yep.”
“Dark hole at the bottom?”
“Most likely.”
“Bring it on.”
[*If you like these crossover redraws, consider supporting me on Patreon or buying me a coffee?]](https://pics.me.me/thumb_phuiscribbles-when-the-heart-of-the-card-responds-to-your-63746054.png)
scifiseries:
The back side of a video wall: ROE
ROE
CEO
scifiseries:
The back side of a video wall
![scifiseries:
The back side of a video wall: ROE
ROE
CEO
scifiseries:
The back side of a video wall]()
scifiseries: The back side of a video wall
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feelingbluepolitics:
feelingbluepolitics:
catbirdseat4u:
➣ Go HERE for the dirt — There’s plenty.
Highest recommendation.
https://theintercept.com/2019/08/27/amazon-rainforest-fire-blackstone/
“The companies have wrested control of land, deforested it, and helped build a controversial highway to their new terminal in the one-time jungle, all to facilitate the cultivation and export of grain and soybeans.”
“Schwarzman, a founder of Blackstone, owns roughly a fifth of the company, making him one of the world’s richest men. In 2018, he was paid at least $568 million, which was, in fact, a drop from the $786 million he made the year before. He has been generous toward McConnell and [t]rump with that wealth. In 2016, he gave $2.5 million to the Senate Leadership Fund, McConnell’s Super PAC and put Jim Breyer, McConnell’s billionaire brother-in-law, on the board of Blackstone. Two years later, Schwarzman kicked in $8 million to McConnell’s Super PAC.
“Blackstone employees have given well over $10 million to McConnell and his Super PAC over the years, making them the biggest source of direct financing over McConnell’s career. McConnell’s Senate campaign declined to comment.
“Schwarzman is a close friend and adviser to [t]rump, and served as the chair of his Strategic and Policy Forum until it fell apart in the wake of the Charlottesville neo-Nazi rally, in which [t]rump famously praised 'very fine people, on both sides.’ In December 2017, as the final details of the GOP tax cut were being ironed out, Schwarzman hosted a $100,000-a-plate fundraiser for [t]rump. Some of [trump’s] dinner companions complained about the tax bill, and days later, [t]rump slashed the top percentage rate in the final package from 39.6 to 37.
…"Bolsonaro has plans to pave significantly more roads in the Amazon that have otherwise been impassable much of the year, a project made feasible by international financing.
…"Of course, Hidrovias is also involved in paving B.R.-163 and other development projects in the region. Those projects, such as the paving of the highway, have additional indirect — though entirely predictable — consequences, as they spur side roads that make previously difficult-to-reach areas of the Amazon accessible for mining, logging, or further deforestation.
…"A Blackstone spokesperson noted that the fund only owns 9.3 percent* of Hidrovias. But that ignores the 55.8 percent of Hidrovias that is owned by Pátria Investimentos. On Hidrovias’s website, Pátria is described as a company ‘in partnership with Blackstone,’ and it is known in the financial industry to be a Blackstone company.”
*Pay no attention to claimed percentages of ownership. What goes on behind ownership curtains is fluidly incestuous. For example, from April 2019:
Blackstone Transfers 35% Stake in Brazil’s Alphaville Urbanismo to Pátria (em português)
“Blackstone transferred its 35% stake in Brazilian real estate developer Alphaville Urbanismo to its partner Pátria Investimentos. Blackstone and Pátria originally invested R$1.4b in June 2013 for a 70% stake in the company. The two firms formed a partnership in 2010 and Blackstone retains a 40% stake in Pátria.”
—–
Keep in mind,
It’s not like this graft flows directly, or just one way.
Trump USDA is paying millions to a shady Brazilian meatpacking company under DOJ, SEC investigation
Brazil Subsidiary Hoovers Up $62 Million In Trump Trade War Aid Intended For Farmers
Every American farmer who has lost their Chinese market for soybeans – all of them – should be wondering how it was that trump “woke up” one morning with his idea of a trade war with China. Had his close friend Schwartzman told trump the Brazilian road and terminal were ready?
There is no question that the Amazon rainforest is burning right now to open new farm land in order to meet China’s soybean market.
I wanted Blackstone to get fucked prior to this, now…now I want them to
SUFFER.
: Jason Hickel
@jasonhickel
This story is a real bombshell. Reporter Ryan Grim
reveals that one of the biggest culprits of Amazon
destruction is a US company, Blackstone, whose CEO
is close friends with Trump and bankrolls the US
Senate leader Republican Mitch McConnell
A Top Financier of Trump and McConnell Is a Driving Force Behind Amazo...
Steve Schwarzman is the CEO of the Blackstone Group, which partially owns
a Brazilian firm that is helping transform the Amazon from jungle to ...
theintercept.com
3:27 AM Aug 28, 2019 Twitter Web App
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6K Retweets
spaceconveyor:
feelingbluepolitics:
feelingbluepolitics:
catbirdseat4u:
➣ Go HERE for the dirt — There’s plenty.
Highest recommendation.
https://theintercept.com/2019/08/27/amazon-rainforest-fire-blackstone/
“The companies have wrested control of land, deforested it, and helped build a controversial highway to their new terminal in the one-time jungle, all to facilitate the cultivation and export of grain and soybeans.”
“Schwarzman, a founder of Blackstone, owns roughly a fifth of the company, making him one of the world’s richest men. In 2018, he was paid at least $568 million, which was, in fact, a drop from the $786 million he made the year before. He has been generous toward McConnell and [t]rump with that wealth. In 2016, he gave $2.5 million to the Senate Leadership Fund, McConnell’s Super PAC and put Jim Breyer, McConnell’s billionaire brother-in-law, on the board of Blackstone. Two years later, Schwarzman kicked in $8 million to McConnell’s Super PAC.
“Blackstone employees have given well over $10 million to McConnell and his Super PAC over the years, making them the biggest source of direct financing over McConnell’s career. McConnell’s Senate campaign declined to comment.
“Schwarzman is a close friend and adviser to [t]rump, and served as the chair of his Strategic and Policy Forum until it fell apart in the wake of the Charlottesville neo-Nazi rally, in which [t]rump famously praised 'very fine people, on both sides.’ In December 2017, as the final details of the GOP tax cut were being ironed out, Schwarzman hosted a $100,000-a-plate fundraiser for [t]rump. Some of [trump’s] dinner companions complained about the tax bill, and days later, [t]rump slashed the top percentage rate in the final package from 39.6 to 37.
…"Bolsonaro has plans to pave significantly more roads in the Amazon that have otherwise been impassable much of the year, a project made feasible by international financing.
…"Of course, Hidrovias is also involved in paving B.R.-163 and other development projects in the region. Those projects, such as the paving of the highway, have additional indirect — though entirely predictable — consequences, as they spur side roads that make previously difficult-to-reach areas of the Amazon accessible for mining, logging, or further deforestation.
…"A Blackstone spokesperson noted that the fund only owns 9.3 percent* of Hidrovias. But that ignores the 55.8 percent of Hidrovias that is owned by Pátria Investimentos. On Hidrovias’s website, Pátria is described as a company ‘in partnership with Blackstone,’ and it is known in the financial industry to be a Blackstone company.”
*Pay no attention to claimed percentages of ownership. What goes on behind ownership curtains is fluidly incestuous. For example, from April 2019:
Blackstone Transfers 35% Stake in Brazil’s Alphaville Urbanismo to Pátria (em português)
“Blackstone transferred its 35% stake in Brazilian real estate developer Alphaville Urbanismo to its partner Pátria Investimentos. Blackstone and Pátria originally invested R$1.4b in June 2013 for a 70% stake in the company. The two firms formed a partnership in 2010 and Blackstone retains a 40% stake in Pátria.”
—–
Keep in mind,
It’s not like this graft flows directly, or just one way.
Trump USDA is paying millions to a shady Brazilian meatpacking company under DOJ, SEC investigation
Brazil Subsidiary Hoovers Up $62 Million In Trump Trade War Aid Intended For Farmers
Every American farmer who has lost their Chinese market for soybeans – all of them – should be wondering how it was that trump “woke up” one morning with his idea of a trade war with China. Had his close friend Schwartzman told trump the Brazilian road and terminal were ready?
There is no question that the Amazon rainforest is burning right now to open new farm land in order to meet China’s soybean market.
I wanted Blackstone to get fucked prior to this, now…now I want them to
SUFFER.](https://pics.me.me/thumb_jason-hickel-jasonhickel-this-story-is-a-real-bombshell-reporter-62717870.png)
It’s been in my head since yesterday: The
CEO of CEOS
The CEO
of Everything
WDBigs
It’s been in my head since yesterday
![It’s been in my head since yesterday: The
CEO of CEOS
The CEO
of Everything
WDBigs
It’s been in my head since yesterday]()
It’s been in my head since yesterday
awesomacious:
The way to live your life respect everyone: @alpha leaders
"I was raised to treat the janitor with
the same respect as the
CEO." Tom Hardy
awesomacious:
The way to live your life respect everyone
![awesomacious:
The way to live your life respect everyone: @alpha leaders
"I was raised to treat the janitor with
the same respect as the
CEO." Tom Hardy
awesomacious:
The way to live your life respect everyone]()
awesomacious: The way to live your life respect everyone
![ceo: NEW YORK POST 2 MIN READ
Student walks 20 miles to new job so CEO
gifts him a car
Me the next day
[HEAVY BREATHING NOISES]](https://pics.me.me/thumb_new-york-post-2-min-read-student-walks-20-miles-62004346.png)
![Fake it till ya make it [OC]: Episode 10-Job
WEB
TOON
by Fudgeler
just got promoted to CEO!
(Oh yeah?
MAKE
MURICA
FAT
AGAIN
I work for a multi-billion dollar business,
one of the most famous in the world, doing
transactions and helping to contribute
millions of dollars to the U.S. economy.
Fake it till ya make it [OC]](https://pics.me.me/thumb_episode-10-job-web-toon-by-fudgeler-just-got-promoted-to-62018943.png)
