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Advice, Bad, and Bitch: MILLIONAIRE MENTOR WORK MORE BITCH LESS MILLIONAIRE MENTOR Whining, complaining, & bitching 🤔 My advice? Stop that sh*t, you’re not the only one with problems. We love to complain VERY much. It has become the number one hobby of our generation. We bitch and moan about how awful our lives are, which is funny because those that actually do have it bad are the ones that don’t complain! When you meet your friends, what do you talk about? How great your lives are and how happy you are? … We complain when we are out with friends and we complain over every social media platform known to man. What’s the purpose of all this bitching? No one actually cares… you know that. Sorry if I hurt your feelings! - I know, I know… It’s funny! I’m writing this post and realizing how much it sounds like I myself am complaining. Such a f*cking hypocrite, right? Lol I’m not saying that I don’t like to complain myself, because I do. (We all do) it seems to be part of our nature. But don’t read this the wrong way. I’m not writing this to blow off steam or to let you all know how pissed off I am, because I’m not. To be quite honest with you…I don’t really care how much all of you complain because I simply just don’t care. And again… No one cares. 😉 - change complain bitching success millionairementor
Advice, Bad, and Bitch: MILLIONAIRE MENTOR
 WORK MORE
 BITCH LESS
 MILLIONAIRE MENTOR
Whining, complaining, & bitching 🤔 My advice? Stop that sh*t, you’re not the only one with problems. We love to complain VERY much. It has become the number one hobby of our generation. We bitch and moan about how awful our lives are, which is funny because those that actually do have it bad are the ones that don’t complain! When you meet your friends, what do you talk about? How great your lives are and how happy you are? … We complain when we are out with friends and we complain over every social media platform known to man. What’s the purpose of all this bitching? No one actually cares… you know that. Sorry if I hurt your feelings! - I know, I know… It’s funny! I’m writing this post and realizing how much it sounds like I myself am complaining. Such a f*cking hypocrite, right? Lol I’m not saying that I don’t like to complain myself, because I do. (We all do) it seems to be part of our nature. But don’t read this the wrong way. I’m not writing this to blow off steam or to let you all know how pissed off I am, because I’m not. To be quite honest with you…I don’t really care how much all of you complain because I simply just don’t care. And again… No one cares. 😉 - change complain bitching success millionairementor

Whining, complaining, & bitching 🤔 My advice? Stop that sh*t, you’re not the only one with problems. We love to complain VERY much. It has b...

Google, Life, and Memes: GET AHEAD TODAY Get ahead in life and stop living paycheck to paycheck 💰 Read on 👀 Studies show that more than two thirds of people are living paycheck to paycheck at least part of the time. That's a pretty stunning statistic. (SOURCE: quick Google search💡) The first step is to get your mind right. -It's easy to believe when you're living from paycheck to paycheck that that's just the way things are and that's the way it always will be. But that doesn't have to be the case. Figure out why you’re living paycheck to paycheck 🤔 Once you make the effort to get your mind and your thought processes moving in the right direction, you have to decide that you're done living hand to mouth and you're going to change your financial situation no matter what it takes. And this options are common: ✔️You’ve come to the conclusion that debt is just part of life. ✔️Luxuries have turned into needs. ✔️You’re not making enough. ✔️You’re overspending. ✔️You don’t have a plan. ✔️Money is just too easy to spend. ✔️You have spending problems. You have to take a long, hard, honest look and figure out what is really causing your problem. Maybe it's one of the things I mentioned above. Maybe it's something else. But whatever it is, you have to F*CKING change! - getahead success millionairementor
Google, Life, and Memes: GET AHEAD
 TODAY
Get ahead in life and stop living paycheck to paycheck 💰 Read on 👀 Studies show that more than two thirds of people are living paycheck to paycheck at least part of the time. That's a pretty stunning statistic. (SOURCE: quick Google search💡) The first step is to get your mind right. -It's easy to believe when you're living from paycheck to paycheck that that's just the way things are and that's the way it always will be. But that doesn't have to be the case. Figure out why you’re living paycheck to paycheck 🤔 Once you make the effort to get your mind and your thought processes moving in the right direction, you have to decide that you're done living hand to mouth and you're going to change your financial situation no matter what it takes. And this options are common: ✔️You’ve come to the conclusion that debt is just part of life. ✔️Luxuries have turned into needs. ✔️You’re not making enough. ✔️You’re overspending. ✔️You don’t have a plan. ✔️Money is just too easy to spend. ✔️You have spending problems. You have to take a long, hard, honest look and figure out what is really causing your problem. Maybe it's one of the things I mentioned above. Maybe it's something else. But whatever it is, you have to F*CKING change! - getahead success millionairementor

Get ahead in life and stop living paycheck to paycheck 💰 Read on 👀 Studies show that more than two thirds of people are living paycheck to p...

Bad, Be Like, and Beautiful: MENTOR CONQUER FROM ITHIN. The world we live in can be harsh, full of anger, fear, doubt, pain and sadness. On the other hand, it can be a beautiful world full of hope, peace, happiness and life. But sometimes it is hard to find the light at the end of the tunnel. No matter what age, race or gender, the world can bite down hard on our delicate skin. It is hard to fight what is around us because some things are just out of our control. So why do we continue to fight things we cannot change? Why fight the world when it will just fight back 10 times harder? Why fight a battle that will leave us weak even if we win? Maybe we shouldn’t be fighting people, ideas or the world. Maybe there is something inside of us that we should be fighting. - No one can fully control their emotions, however, we can shape the way we think. Why look at the world in a negative way? Why only focus on the bad? Why expect the worst in people? It is difficult to exist in a place where people focus more on what is around them than what is inside of them. If we cannot shape the harshness inside of us, how can we expect the world around us to change?🤔 Conquer from within. Conquer those demons that are haunting you. Whether it be jealousy, hatred, anger or fear, you can win this inner battle. By focusing energy on these internal issues, we can conquer the emotions that make this world so harsh for us to live in. You cannot change people, so why bother trying? Focus on making yourself the person you wish the rest of the world could be like. 😉 - CONQUER life success millionairementor
Bad, Be Like, and Beautiful: MENTOR
 CONQUER
 FROM
 ITHIN.
The world we live in can be harsh, full of anger, fear, doubt, pain and sadness. On the other hand, it can be a beautiful world full of hope, peace, happiness and life. But sometimes it is hard to find the light at the end of the tunnel. No matter what age, race or gender, the world can bite down hard on our delicate skin. It is hard to fight what is around us because some things are just out of our control. So why do we continue to fight things we cannot change? Why fight the world when it will just fight back 10 times harder? Why fight a battle that will leave us weak even if we win? Maybe we shouldn’t be fighting people, ideas or the world. Maybe there is something inside of us that we should be fighting. - No one can fully control their emotions, however, we can shape the way we think. Why look at the world in a negative way? Why only focus on the bad? Why expect the worst in people? It is difficult to exist in a place where people focus more on what is around them than what is inside of them. If we cannot shape the harshness inside of us, how can we expect the world around us to change?🤔 Conquer from within. Conquer those demons that are haunting you. Whether it be jealousy, hatred, anger or fear, you can win this inner battle. By focusing energy on these internal issues, we can conquer the emotions that make this world so harsh for us to live in. You cannot change people, so why bother trying? Focus on making yourself the person you wish the rest of the world could be like. 😉 - CONQUER life success millionairementor

The world we live in can be harsh, full of anger, fear, doubt, pain and sadness. On the other hand, it can be a beautiful world full of hope...

Driving, Family, and Goals: CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE & YOU'LL FIND YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES CHANGE If you look around you, you will see that people with a positive attitude enjoy life more and are generally happier and more successful than those who walk around grumpy and pessimistic. Our attitude is the driving force in our lives! it can either push you to do great things or pull you down to your demise. 😉 - Here are a few tips to change your attitude for the better: ✔️Identify and understand what you want to change. The first step towards change is clearly understanding what needs to be changed. Setting clear goals is the key to success in any endeavor. When it comes to changing your attitude, you need to do an honest and “in-depth self-evaluation” so you could point out exactly which of your traits need to be improved or totally changed. ✔️Look for a role model. We all need to know that what we’re trying to accomplish can in fact be achieved; that we can be more optimistic, more social or more patient. Find someone who has the kind of attitude that you want to have, and let his or her life give you inspiration and encouragement to move beyond your temporary failures in your journey towards becoming a better person. ✔️Think about how your attitude change will affect your life. To be able to hurtle through all the difficulties that lie ahead of you in your journey towards self betterment, you need to figure out exactly what this supposed change could bring to your life. Will changing your attitude mean a happier family or social life? Will a change in your attitude mean a more successful career or business? 🤔 ✔️Believe that you are able to change. Often, the greatest obstacle between us and our goals is ourselves or our inability to trust in what we are able to do. If you don’t believe in yourself or believe that you or your life can change, it just won’t happen, you will either never start, or give up quickly so you won’t have even given yourself the opportunity to succeed. - Did you like my tips? Comment below and let me know!👇 - attitude success millionairementor
Driving, Family, and Goals: CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE
 & YOU'LL FIND YOUR
 CIRCUMSTANCES CHANGE
If you look around you, you will see that people with a positive attitude enjoy life more and are generally happier and more successful than those who walk around grumpy and pessimistic. Our attitude is the driving force in our lives! it can either push you to do great things or pull you down to your demise. 😉 - Here are a few tips to change your attitude for the better: ✔️Identify and understand what you want to change. The first step towards change is clearly understanding what needs to be changed. Setting clear goals is the key to success in any endeavor. When it comes to changing your attitude, you need to do an honest and “in-depth self-evaluation” so you could point out exactly which of your traits need to be improved or totally changed. ✔️Look for a role model. We all need to know that what we’re trying to accomplish can in fact be achieved; that we can be more optimistic, more social or more patient. Find someone who has the kind of attitude that you want to have, and let his or her life give you inspiration and encouragement to move beyond your temporary failures in your journey towards becoming a better person. ✔️Think about how your attitude change will affect your life. To be able to hurtle through all the difficulties that lie ahead of you in your journey towards self betterment, you need to figure out exactly what this supposed change could bring to your life. Will changing your attitude mean a happier family or social life? Will a change in your attitude mean a more successful career or business? 🤔 ✔️Believe that you are able to change. Often, the greatest obstacle between us and our goals is ourselves or our inability to trust in what we are able to do. If you don’t believe in yourself or believe that you or your life can change, it just won’t happen, you will either never start, or give up quickly so you won’t have even given yourself the opportunity to succeed. - Did you like my tips? Comment below and let me know!👇 - attitude success millionairementor

If you look around you, you will see that people with a positive attitude enjoy life more and are generally happier and more successful than...

Bad, Disappointed, and Goals: MILLIONAIRE MENTOR SET GOALS THAT EXCITE YOU. So how can you make your goals passionate, exciting and achievable? The biggest mistake that people make when setting goals is forgetting to check in with their emotions to see what the goals mean to them and make sure that they are filling the right emotional needs. - If you want to achieve every goal you set then you have to believe in it, you have to make it exciting to you, you have to know why you have the goal and what benefits achieving it will give you, if you don’t do this you will be fighting yourself every inch of the way and making life hard when you could simply change an aspect of your goal to fit it to your own values and beliefs and make it exciting to you. Always write your goals down, and make sure that you give them detail, once you have written them down take a step back and look at them and ask yourself: ✔️How will I feel when I achieve this goal? if you can answer with positive excited feelings about achieving your goal, if you know you will feel great, happy, significant, excited when you achieve the goal then it is a good goal and you will achieve it. ✔️How will I feel if I don’t achieve this goal? If you answer disappointed, unhappy, sad, to this question, again you know that you have a good goal something you want to achieve, because not achieving it will make you feel bad. If you answer with words like not bothered, it doesn’t matter, its not that important, then there is something wrong with your goal and you don’t really want to achieve it so you need to look at it again. - You’re welcome!🙌 - goals success achieve millionairementor
Bad, Disappointed, and Goals: MILLIONAIRE MENTOR
 SET GOALS THAT
 EXCITE YOU.
So how can you make your goals passionate, exciting and achievable? The biggest mistake that people make when setting goals is forgetting to check in with their emotions to see what the goals mean to them and make sure that they are filling the right emotional needs. - If you want to achieve every goal you set then you have to believe in it, you have to make it exciting to you, you have to know why you have the goal and what benefits achieving it will give you, if you don’t do this you will be fighting yourself every inch of the way and making life hard when you could simply change an aspect of your goal to fit it to your own values and beliefs and make it exciting to you. Always write your goals down, and make sure that you give them detail, once you have written them down take a step back and look at them and ask yourself: ✔️How will I feel when I achieve this goal? if you can answer with positive excited feelings about achieving your goal, if you know you will feel great, happy, significant, excited when you achieve the goal then it is a good goal and you will achieve it. ✔️How will I feel if I don’t achieve this goal? If you answer disappointed, unhappy, sad, to this question, again you know that you have a good goal something you want to achieve, because not achieving it will make you feel bad. If you answer with words like not bothered, it doesn’t matter, its not that important, then there is something wrong with your goal and you don’t really want to achieve it so you need to look at it again. - You’re welcome!🙌 - goals success achieve millionairementor

So how can you make your goals passionate, exciting and achievable? The biggest mistake that people make when setting goals is forgetting to...

Memes, Money, and Police: Girlfriend of Philando Castile Reaches $800,000 Settlement For Emotional Distress and False Arrest @balleralert Girlfriend of Philando Castile Reaches $800,000 Settlement For Emotional Distress and False Arrest – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nearly 17 months after PhilandoCastile was gunned down by St. Anthony police officer Jeronimo Yanez, his girlfriend, who live-streamed the traffic stop murder, has been granted an $800,000 settlement in the wake of his death. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, DiamondReynolds will receive $675,000 from the Minnesota city where Castile was shot, as well as an additional $125,000 from the city of Roseville and the League of Minnesota Cities Insurance Trust. A portion of the money will be held in a trust for her 4-year-old daughter, who witnessed the brutal murder on July 6, 2016. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although the agreement still needs to be approved by the court, the settlement will resolve Reynolds’ claims of emotional distress and false arrest. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “While no amount of money can change what happened, bring Philando back, or erase the pain that my daughter and I continue to suffer, I do hope that closing this chapter will allow us to get our lives back and move forward,” Reynolds said in a statement. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, the settlement comes just months after Castile’s mother settled for more than $2 million in a wrongful death suit of her son. The settlement also comes just months after Yanez, who shot Castile several times after he informed the officer that he had a firearm, was found not guilty of second-degree manslaughter.
Memes, Money, and Police: Girlfriend of Philando Castile Reaches $800,000
 Settlement For Emotional Distress and False
 Arrest
 @balleralert
Girlfriend of Philando Castile Reaches $800,000 Settlement For Emotional Distress and False Arrest – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nearly 17 months after PhilandoCastile was gunned down by St. Anthony police officer Jeronimo Yanez, his girlfriend, who live-streamed the traffic stop murder, has been granted an $800,000 settlement in the wake of his death. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, DiamondReynolds will receive $675,000 from the Minnesota city where Castile was shot, as well as an additional $125,000 from the city of Roseville and the League of Minnesota Cities Insurance Trust. A portion of the money will be held in a trust for her 4-year-old daughter, who witnessed the brutal murder on July 6, 2016. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although the agreement still needs to be approved by the court, the settlement will resolve Reynolds’ claims of emotional distress and false arrest. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “While no amount of money can change what happened, bring Philando back, or erase the pain that my daughter and I continue to suffer, I do hope that closing this chapter will allow us to get our lives back and move forward,” Reynolds said in a statement. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, the settlement comes just months after Castile’s mother settled for more than $2 million in a wrongful death suit of her son. The settlement also comes just months after Yanez, who shot Castile several times after he informed the officer that he had a firearm, was found not guilty of second-degree manslaughter.

Girlfriend of Philando Castile Reaches $800,000 Settlement For Emotional Distress and False Arrest – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ne...

Creepy, Definitely, and Desperate: RATE THIS CHAT Today, 3:10 PM Neckbeardy?? What does women's issues have to do with the fact that if ur not hot u get called a creep for wanting to hang out Today, 3:58 PM it depends how you go about asking. i know literally no one who has beern called a creep for asking someone to hang out while looking average. if women are calling you a creep every time you ask them to hang... the problem isn't with women, it's with you. evaluate how you approach women. So my problem is that i shouldnt text hey whats up?" Or "hey we should So my problem is that i shouldnt text, hey whats up?" Or "hey we should hang out sometime" because its creepy??? But a friend of mine just sends a dick pic or whips it out and gets the girl and thats not creepy?? Must be the font style im using right? the thing is... yeah, some women are willing to hook up over a dick pic. women aren't all the same. lumping the whole group into "women think average guys are creeps but bang hot guys easily" is wildly inaccurate of most women. they're not some hivemind, they're individual people. sure, you can say "hey we should hang", but if you act pushy/desperate, make sexual comments, ignore boundaries, STEREOTYPE ALL WOMEN, etc they're gonna think you're a creep. like i said, step back and evaluate your behavior. make sure you're not doing anything that makes women uncomfortable. Like texting them lol ur not very smart dude i know you meant texting. all of the things i mentioned can be done over text. if you think they can't, then it's not me who's stupid... based on this conversation so far, yeah, i can definitely see why women don't want to hang out with you. you refuse to see them as anything more than a stereotype, you insult people who try to give you constructive feedback, you don't listen, and you seem to only think about yourself. Ur right bro. I should use different tone and inflections via text messages... especially when saying whats up... its gotta be selfish to ask what a girl is doing or how shes feeling feeling. I should just send a dick pic lol yeah, you're completely not getting it. well, i tried. there's no point in talking to a brick wall, so see ya. Whats there to get? I should change the way i say whats up?? like talking to a brick wall (OP from my last post messaged me)
Creepy, Definitely, and Desperate: RATE THIS CHAT
 Today, 3:10 PM
 Neckbeardy??
 What does women's issues have to do
 with the fact that if ur not hot u get
 called a creep for wanting to hang out
 Today, 3:58 PM
 it depends how you go about asking. i
 know literally no one who has beern
 called a creep for asking someone to
 hang out while looking average.
 if women are calling you a creep every
 time you ask them to hang... the
 problem isn't with women, it's with you.
 evaluate how you approach women.
 So my problem is that i shouldnt text
 hey whats up?" Or "hey we should

 So my problem is that i shouldnt text,
 hey whats up?" Or "hey we should
 hang out sometime" because its
 creepy??? But a friend of mine just
 sends a dick pic or whips it out and
 gets the girl and thats not creepy??
 Must be the font style im using right?
 the thing is... yeah, some women are
 willing to hook up over a dick pic.
 women aren't all the same. lumping
 the whole group into "women think
 average guys are creeps but bang hot
 guys easily" is wildly inaccurate of
 most women. they're not some
 hivemind, they're individual people.
 sure, you can say "hey we should
 hang", but if you act pushy/desperate,
 make sexual comments, ignore
 boundaries, STEREOTYPE ALL
 WOMEN, etc they're gonna think you're
 a creep. like i said, step back and
 evaluate your behavior. make sure
 you're not doing anything that makes
 women uncomfortable.

 Like texting them lol ur not very smart
 dude i know you meant texting. all of
 the things i mentioned can be done
 over text.
 if you think they can't, then it's not me
 who's stupid...
 based on this conversation so far, yeah,
 i can definitely see why women don't
 want to hang out with you. you refuse
 to see them as anything more than a
 stereotype, you insult people who try to
 give you constructive feedback, you
 don't listen, and you seem to only think
 about yourself.
 Ur right bro. I should use different
 tone and inflections via text
 messages... especially when saying
 whats up... its gotta be selfish to ask
 what a girl is doing or how shes
 feeling

 feeling.
 I should just send a dick pic lol
 yeah, you're completely not getting it.
 well, i tried. there's no point in talking
 to a brick wall, so see ya.
 Whats there to get? I should change
 the way i say whats up??
like talking to a brick wall (OP from my last post messaged me)

like talking to a brick wall (OP from my last post messaged me)

Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab @DrSmashlove Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).
Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab
 @DrSmashlove
Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).

Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U l...