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kittyknowsthings: friendlylycanthrope: ao3tagoftheday: ethermaster: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading “donatello/michelangelo”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Renaissance fanart I’m gonna let you in on a secret. That aint renaissance fanart You know what, assholes? I run this blog for y'all every day. I see things you cannot begin to imagine. I have to read people’s Robespierre smut and their questions about how various monsters would fuck them. I am so jaded that, when someone submits a tag mentioning some random vaguely liquid substance without context, I just assume it’s being used as lube. Nutella? Lube. Crazy glue? Lube. Divine fucking ichor? Fucking lube! I do this for you, y'all. I shield you from this shit. I stand athwart the tides of horror, hold my hands up, and yell “STOP” in the hopes that it will keep the waters from reaching you. So you know what, fuckheads!? If I want to maintain the one tiny scrap of innocence I have left, I will. The official policy of AO3TagoftheDay is now that turtles, teenage, mutant, ninja, or otherwise, do not fuck. It never happens. They don’t fuck. They don’t fuck each other. They don’t fuck humans. They don’t fuck in real life and they don’t fuck in fiction. This tag is about two gay Renaissance painters holding each other close and kissing chastely under the Sistine chapel ceiling. There. Glad we got that sorted out. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming. Ao3tagoftheday finally snapped I don’t know why this is so funny but I’m laughing to the point of tears : Donatello/Michelangelo kittyknowsthings: friendlylycanthrope: ao3tagoftheday: ethermaster: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading “donatello/michelangelo”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Renaissance fanart I’m gonna let you in on a secret. That aint renaissance fanart You know what, assholes? I run this blog for y'all every day. I see things you cannot begin to imagine. I have to read people’s Robespierre smut and their questions about how various monsters would fuck them. I am so jaded that, when someone submits a tag mentioning some random vaguely liquid substance without context, I just assume it’s being used as lube. Nutella? Lube. Crazy glue? Lube. Divine fucking ichor? Fucking lube! I do this for you, y'all. I shield you from this shit. I stand athwart the tides of horror, hold my hands up, and yell “STOP” in the hopes that it will keep the waters from reaching you. So you know what, fuckheads!? If I want to maintain the one tiny scrap of innocence I have left, I will. The official policy of AO3TagoftheDay is now that turtles, teenage, mutant, ninja, or otherwise, do not fuck. It never happens. They don’t fuck. They don’t fuck each other. They don’t fuck humans. They don’t fuck in real life and they don’t fuck in fiction. This tag is about two gay Renaissance painters holding each other close and kissing chastely under the Sistine chapel ceiling. There. Glad we got that sorted out. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming. Ao3tagoftheday finally snapped I don’t know why this is so funny but I’m laughing to the point of tears
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ROSS GELLER F.R.I.E.N.D.S: acoolguy instead of Friends they should've called it Friends & Ross acoolguy every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the cause of Ross acoolguy just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey money since he was struggling financially but joey was too proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game where joey always won so chandler could give him money without him knowing. perfect example of two great Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game, goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the situation and how the game was fake and asks for his money back but ross wouldn't give it back. just one of the many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit glitterspray I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he is 'learning so much' from him. Except of course Ross who is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross doesn't think being a nanny is a man's job. Ross even went as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I'm pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing Sandy purely because he's a man in a female dominated job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and his fragile masculinity n7kiera-ryder What about the one where Ross gets upset because his two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is better mephistos-cafe-lattes How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he should have just let her go to her dream job mymullet I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married When they came to Ross wouldn't get an annulment because he didn't want to be known as the guy who gets divorced. He is kind of awful empathic-alien KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER supercub Deactivated Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth's dad because it's "weird" for him but had no problem going out with Rachel's sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with it flaminganakin Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross has a problem that she's working with another man, and gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she needs a break from their relationship lupinatic The show Friends actually invented the term 'friendzone' to describe Ross' inability to show Rachel that he wanted to be with her (back at the start) I fucking hate Ross so much lesbiankarkat Remember when he cheated on Rachel and refused to say he was sorry about it because "it was Rachel's fault, she wanted a break"? Ross is just a disgusting dickwad ROSS GELLER F.R.I.E.N.D.S
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BRB breaking my piggy bank and moving to Europe: There are castles that are less expensive than NYC apartments Ultrafacts.tumblr.com ultrafacts Source it you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts I'm buying a castle legend-ol-sora GUYS I WANT CASTLE 1. PRICE: $1,621,200 This 13,993-square-foot, 6-bedroom cestle sits on 24 acres of land overlooking the countryside of Midi Pyrenees. Features include a large entrance hall opening to the courtyard, salon with a fireplace, grand staircase, elevator, large dining room with fireplace, two kitchens, a bedroom wing with a hal onto the courtyard, study rooms in the towers, two garages, and access to the chapel and east wing PRICE: $1,650,000 Here's a 1-bed, 15-bath, 1200-square-foot apartment on Eest 30th Street 2 102909 Update The castle as of April 2015 is actualy only around $1,300,000 USD now due to the currency exchange ratesl D this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they iteraly cant keep track of how many discount casties are up for grabs It doesn't even have to be an ambitious plan, even it it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can aford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs-like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the caste could make it an income opportunity they will literally-GIVE you a caste to make sure someone is taking care of ramer men let them a sit empty stowebery Fuck, I need to move to Europe BRB breaking my piggy bank and moving to Europe
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<p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/168781660365/surprisebitch-harryandlouisau" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://supremecarlos.net/post/163499887752/harryandlouisau-ultraviolence-paradise-but" class="tumblr_blog">surprisebitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://harryandlouisau.tumblr.com/post/109727295241/ultraviolence-paradise-but-what-if-one-day-louis" class="tumblr_blog">harryandlouisau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ultraviolence-paradise.tumblr.com/post/109666624553/but-what-if-one-day-louis-and-harry-get-tired-of" class="tumblr_blog">ultraviolence-paradise</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>BUT WHAT IF ONE DAY LOUIS AND HARRY GET TIRED OF THE MODEST BULLSHIT SO THEY DECIDE TO TAKE THEIR LIFE AND BURY THEMSELVES HOLDING HANDS AND BEFORE THEIR LAST BIT OF AIR RUNS OUT LOUIS WHISPERS ” I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE WE WERE 18” AND HARRYS LIKE “YOUVE BEEN MY QUEEN SINCE I WAS 16” AND THEN THEY SMILE AND LOOK UP TO NOTHING BUT DIRT AND CLOSE THEIR EYES AS LIFE FADES AWAY, BUT WHEN LOUIS DIES FIRST HARRY USES ALL THE AIR LEFT IN HIS LUNGS TO SAY “WERE FINALLY FREE LOU” BEFORE HE DIES, SMILING BECAUSE HE REALISED THAT THIS IS IT. THEYRE FINALLY FREE, TOGETHER FOREVER AND IM SORRY I HAD TO RIGHT THIS WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF HERE COME THE FRICKING WATERWORKS </p></blockquote> <figure class="" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b3765b3e4c9519bfdd67e73a668a592/tumblr_inline_nj2lbzMtGT1s6ynqv.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b3765b3e4c9519bfdd67e73a668a592/tumblr_inline_p1cp8h2Sz81rw09tq_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b3765b3e4c9519bfdd67e73a668a592/tumblr_inline_nj2lbzMtGT1s6ynqv.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>cursed post</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf6e4c9671f9272dc0be094ebb53e82f/tumblr_inline_p1b1uoqMv11taqeq8_500.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ca03761f3eb8e4f6e57e085dafa5b02/tumblr_inline_p1cp8icSUm1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf6e4c9671f9272dc0be094ebb53e82f/tumblr_inline_p1b1uoqMv11taqeq8_500.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>OK I’m going to be honest I only just now realized that this was about One Direction members and not members of British royalty and I don’t know if that makes it better or worse.</p>: Skeletons dating to 14th century found holding hands in England The eternal lovers were reportedly uncovered beneath the lost chapel of St. Moreir in Leicestershire during an excavation by the University of Leicester Archaeological Services last week Thay're believed to be at least 700 years old Two skeletona were discovered holding hands by archaeologists wit, th-University of Leicester last <p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/168781660365/surprisebitch-harryandlouisau" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://supremecarlos.net/post/163499887752/harryandlouisau-ultraviolence-paradise-but" class="tumblr_blog">surprisebitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://harryandlouisau.tumblr.com/post/109727295241/ultraviolence-paradise-but-what-if-one-day-louis" class="tumblr_blog">harryandlouisau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ultraviolence-paradise.tumblr.com/post/109666624553/but-what-if-one-day-louis-and-harry-get-tired-of" class="tumblr_blog">ultraviolence-paradise</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>BUT WHAT IF ONE DAY LOUIS AND HARRY GET TIRED OF THE MODEST BULLSHIT SO THEY DECIDE TO TAKE THEIR LIFE AND BURY THEMSELVES HOLDING HANDS AND BEFORE THEIR LAST BIT OF AIR RUNS OUT LOUIS WHISPERS ” I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE WE WERE 18” AND HARRYS LIKE “YOUVE BEEN MY QUEEN SINCE I WAS 16” AND THEN THEY SMILE AND LOOK UP TO NOTHING BUT DIRT AND CLOSE THEIR EYES AS LIFE FADES AWAY, BUT WHEN LOUIS DIES FIRST HARRY USES ALL THE AIR LEFT IN HIS LUNGS TO SAY “WERE FINALLY FREE LOU” BEFORE HE DIES, SMILING BECAUSE HE REALISED THAT THIS IS IT. THEYRE FINALLY FREE, TOGETHER FOREVER AND IM SORRY I HAD TO RIGHT THIS WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF HERE COME THE FRICKING WATERWORKS </p></blockquote> <figure class="" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b3765b3e4c9519bfdd67e73a668a592/tumblr_inline_nj2lbzMtGT1s6ynqv.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b3765b3e4c9519bfdd67e73a668a592/tumblr_inline_p1cp8h2Sz81rw09tq_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b3765b3e4c9519bfdd67e73a668a592/tumblr_inline_nj2lbzMtGT1s6ynqv.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>cursed post</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf6e4c9671f9272dc0be094ebb53e82f/tumblr_inline_p1b1uoqMv11taqeq8_500.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ca03761f3eb8e4f6e57e085dafa5b02/tumblr_inline_p1cp8icSUm1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf6e4c9671f9272dc0be094ebb53e82f/tumblr_inline_p1b1uoqMv11taqeq8_500.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>OK I’m going to be honest I only just now realized that this was about One Direction members and not members of British royalty and I don’t know if that makes it better or worse.</p>
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<p><a href="https://gaybowser.tumblr.com/post/168279042131/jokeboyfriend-gaybowser-ghostwunk-no" class="tumblr_blog">gaybowser</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://jokeboyfriend.tumblr.com/post/168278906002/gaybowser-ghostwunk-no-offense-but-in-santa" class="tumblr_blog">jokeboyfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gaybowser.tumblr.com/post/168278799481/ghostwunk-no-offense-but-in-santa-clause-is" class="tumblr_blog">gaybowser</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ghostwunk.tumblr.com/post/168278173137/no-offense-but-in-santa-clause-is-coming-to-town" class="tumblr_blog">ghostwunk</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>No offense but in Santa Clause is Coming to Town (aka Santa’s Origin Story) young Santa be lookin kinda cute. Like if he was real and looked like that, I’d be probably be up all night on Christmas Eve, not to sound like a thot 🤔</p></blockquote> <p>do you take constructive criticism?</p> </blockquote> <p>did da vinci take criticism on the fucking cistine chapel let them speeak</p> </blockquote> <p>you know i was gonna say that the post is good but this reply had such raw power that i died as soon as i saw it. this is my ghost’s attempt to make contact from the other side</p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="https://gaybowser.tumblr.com/post/168279042131/jokeboyfriend-gaybowser-ghostwunk-no" class="tumblr_blog">gaybowser</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://jokeboyfriend.tumblr.com/post/168278906002/gaybowser-ghostwunk-no-offense-but-in-santa" class="tumblr_blog">jokeboyfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gaybowser.tumblr.com/post/168278799481/ghostwunk-no-offense-but-in-santa-clause-is" class="tumblr_blog">gaybowser</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ghostwunk.tumblr.com/post/168278173137/no-offense-but-in-santa-clause-is-coming-to-town" class="tumblr_blog">ghostwunk</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>No offense but in Santa Clause is Coming to Town (aka Santa’s Origin Story) young Santa be lookin kinda cute. Like if he was real and looked like that, I’d be probably be up all night on Christmas Eve, not to sound like a thot 🤔</p></blockquote> <p>do you take constructive criticism?</p> </blockquote> <p>did da vinci take criticism on the fucking cistine chapel let them speeak</p> </blockquote> <p>you know i was gonna say that the post is good but this reply had such raw power that i died as soon as i saw it. this is my ghost’s attempt to make contact from the other side</p> </blockquote>
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