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Funny, Chase, and Girl: Guess who has two thumbs and is gonna waste his time and ruin his ambitions to chase a girl that doesn't even like him back? :)

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Bitch, Memes, and Shit: 4. My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and put the cat outside. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again. Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to hinm that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away: Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw her into the backyard....she had better not shit in the vegetable garden again. The silence in the taxi was deafening Haha Comment

Apparently, Dad, and Friends: boyduroy My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends whom I'll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he's going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: "That's the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don't know humans make rifle shots, they don't know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don't move, and they won't chase you If you run, they know you're guilty Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results. Long story short hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory. awesomacious: Balls of steel!

awesomacious: Balls of steel!

Funny, Chase, and Back: When your owner throws the ball but when you turn to chase it it's not there and when you turn back he still has it and he has betrayed you Gotcha!

Gotcha!

Work, Chase, and Boyfriend: dead boyfriend @mindofbrendon October hasn't been spooky at all so far. all i've done is work and sleep.boring. someone plz spice things up. call me repeatedly w/ a blocked number, chase me thru a corn maze with a knife, murder me 10/5/18, 10:50 PM 2,205 Retweets 4,914 Likes Need mea freaky shorty like this @larnite

Need mea freaky shorty like this @larnite

Chase, Dank Memes, and Dreams: Been chasing people in their dreams so long I forgot to chase my own No one understands

No one understands

Memes, News, and Police: FOX NEWS Bedford, Texas Bedford Police Department via Storyful RACCOON ON THE RUN Police officers in Texas were led on a chase that's far from what they're used to — a raccoon in their headquarters.

Police officers in Texas were led on a chase that's far from what they're used to — a raccoon in their headquarters.

Fucking, Life, and Aquarius: It's an Aquarius Thing (January 20 to February 18) Aquarius won't chase after anyone. If you wanna walk out of their life they'll hold the fucking door open. ZodiacThing.com

Beautiful, Cats, and Dank: O 5 Chase! 00 Retweeted JAR M @itsJarm 2d Scratch the inside of your ear and look at this picture. GIF 035 1,947 2,879 This is beautiful @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily! • (Ignore: memes dank funny cats insta love me goals happy love twitter)

This is beautiful @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily! • (Ignore: memes dank funny cats insta love me goals happy l...

Being Alone, Funny, and Life: Your life will get better when you realize it's better to be alone than chase around people who don't give two fucks about you. @sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Chick-Fil-A, Daquan, and Ironic: Chick-fil-a employees training to chase your car when you forgot your sauces ARS Fl 🤣 (@daquan )

🤣 (@daquan )

Chick-Fil-A, Facts, and Funny: Chick-fil-a employees training to chase your car when you forgot your sauces Fl Lmao facts. “My pleasure” 😂 👉🏽(via: that_boyy_zac-twitter)

Lmao facts. “My pleasure” 😂 👉🏽(via: that_boyy_zac-twitter)

Chase, Common, and Fun: pervocracy Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes. Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different. ajaegerpilot #thats why presentation of data matters #to prevent misinformation Source: pervocracy 17,340 notes

Forrest Gump, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNOW MOVIES SHRIME FACT #1081 Bill Murray, John Travolta, and Chevy Chase all turned down the lead role of Forrest Gump, before Tom Hanks was ultimately cast. Travolta later admitted that passing on the role wasa mistake. Which John Travolta movie is your favorite?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix AcademyAwards tomhanks johntravlota forrestgump RobertZemeckis

Which John Travolta movie is your favorite?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film...

Funny, Memes, and News: (Sipa via AP Images) "They've lost funny and going straight after mean and attack because of their personal animus towards the president." Sean Spicer 60 FOX NEWS Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is agreeing with Chevy Chase that “Saturday Night Live” has lost its good humor and become an “agenda-based” show.

Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is agreeing with Chevy Chase that “Saturday Night Live” has lost its good humor and become an...

Lmao, Chase, and Relatable: chase @ognatureboy how u name a baby paul tag a paul lmao

tag a paul lmao

Dank, Twitter, and Chase: GO BOY, CHASE THE BALL! HEH HEH, STUPID DOG GO SON! CHASE YOUR DREAMS! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! HEH HEH, STUPID KID Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net http://www.twitter.com/daveexplosm

http://www.twitter.com/daveexplosm

Dogs, Funny, and Wow: Hits Blunt hitsbluntgram I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought "Wow, dogs are so easily entertained". Then I realised I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. Same

Same

True, Chase, and Receipt: Chase Mitchell < @ChaseMit Little secret about me: my answer to the question "would you like a receipt" is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time 7/29/18, 8:56 PM 9,284 Retweets 56.3K Likes This is so true 😂😭 https://t.co/ucxDJ28dyT

This is so true 😂😭 https://t.co/ucxDJ28dyT

Boo, Crazy, and Cute: spooky snack a th @codeinefolk Been chasing people in their dreams so long I forgot to chase my own Just a reminder to slow down and think about yourself...get that cute guy at the bars number, drink a shot of tequila, do a line of coke with that crazy girl with way too much jewelry on in the bathroom, order an obnoxiously large appetizer, come back and do another shot of tequila, dance to the new song that you don’t even understand the words to, go throw up on that cute guy at the bar, apologize and tell him this never happens twice in one week...except for this week.. now text your ex, no wait don’t do that....shit you’re doing it...great ok you do you boo boo I’m sure he’s changed....no he hasn’t, rinse and repeat💃🏻

Just a reminder to slow down and think about yourself...get that cute guy at the bars number, drink a shot of tequila, do a line of coke wit...

Bitch, Funny, and Memes: The egg doesn't swim to the sperm bitch. Never chase a man. @sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Dogs, Funny, and Wow: Hits Blunt @hitsbluntgram I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought "Wow, dogs are so easily entertained". Then I realised I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. 😂😂 https://t.co/TLa3XLKrsq

😂😂 https://t.co/TLa3XLKrsq

Dank, Dogs, and Wow: Hits Blunt @hitsbluntgram I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought "Wow, dogs are so easily entertained". Then I realised I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes.

Memes, Chase, and Fight: Sometimes it's better to just let things be, let people go, don't fight for closure, don't ask for explanations, don't chase answers and don't expect people to understand where you're coming fromm LifeLearnedFeelings <3

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Dogs, Wow, and Chase: Hits Blunt @hitsbluntgram I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought "Wow, dogs are so easily entertained". Then I realised I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. Ugh the cutest

Ugh the cutest

Beautiful, Fashion, and Love: Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having. pirit Science ❤️ . . . . . . meditation oneness innerpeace lawofattraction blessings love inspire wisdom spiritual yogi yoga flow oneness amazing beauty picoftheday igers beautiful instadaily summer instagramhub iphoneonly follow igdaily bestoftheday happy sky nofilter fashion follow spirit

❤️ . . . . . . meditation oneness innerpeace lawofattraction blessings love inspire wisdom spiritual yogi yoga flow oneness amazing beauty p...

Bitch, Friends, and Smell: My friends: you really gon chase liquor with more liquor? Me: COREECTI IT SMELL LIKE A BITCH IN HERE! (adull swlm Wylinnn. 😅😅😅😅

Wylinnn. 😅😅😅😅

Funny, Gif, and Trap: A king Trap Moneypenny @DanaeLovesYou I ghosted this guy a few months ago and I tried to text him the other night... only to find he blocked my number. Show this thread 4TH 0.3 GIF GIF These bitches think Kings still chase them

These bitches think Kings still chase them

Dogs, Wow, and Chase: Hits Blunt @hitsbluntgram I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought "Wow, dogs are so easily entertained". Then l realised I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes.

Rude, Shit, and The Purge: Chase @chaseisangry Concept: The Purge but it's 24 hours where retail workers are as rude as they want "Do u have a bathroom?" "No we shit outside like bears"

Ass, Maury, and Yo: The camera man on Maury will chase yo ass back to yo house to see you cry Ruthless.. 😩😂 https://t.co/XkGqX3N6Fa

Ruthless.. 😩😂 https://t.co/XkGqX3N6Fa

Dogs, Wow, and Chase: Hits Blunt @hitsbluntgram I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought "Wow, dogs are so easily entertained". Then I realised I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. I feel stupid

I feel stupid

Chase, Fuck, and Virgo: VIRGO AUGUST 23- SEPTEMBER 22 ZodiacMind.com Acting like you don't care only forces a Virgo to not give a fuck either. So don't expect them to chase āfter you.

Children, Instagram, and Meme: oxjaylamaeX Teach your children to chase waterfalls, not wifi. C Reagan @reayonce yeah cuz we all have waterfalls in our backyards, jayla @pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂

@pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂

Dad, Funny, and Memes: My dad told me "If you miss a bus you don't go and chase it you will sit and wait for the next one, so why chase after a boy who's not worth it and wait for the right one to come and make you happy" @sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Memes, Clowns, and Chase: chip wells @imchip did everyone just forget about the part of 2016 when literal clowns would chase people with knives in public and nobody really did anything

Anaconda, College, and Dude: dwyanewade.Follow Los Angeles, California BF dwyanewade Black Mamba 2!!!I remember watching him closely in high school, college and the NBA. This dude was UnReal! I remember the day i heard he was retiring and selfishly i thought Nooooooo. Who will i have to chase?Who stats will i'd check as soon as my game ends? I knew inside I'll never be the same when he retired. A lot of y'all forget very easy that this dude was an absolute BEAST! @kobebryant thank you for your greatness! LA 105 100 L1 kobelounge 4TH Dwyane Wade shares what Kobe Bryant meant to his career 🐍

Dwyane Wade shares what Kobe Bryant meant to his career 🐍

Memes, Clowns, and Chase: chip wells @imchip did everyone just forget about the part of 2016 when literal clowns would chase people with knives in public and nobody really did anything @22words is a must follow 😂

@22words is a must follow 😂

Bitch, Clothes, and Friends: chase @chase ludford2 vhen ur size XS friends say "oh you an just borrow some of my clothes" Khalid @thegreatkhalid bitch I'm a cow buying clothes is annoying sometimes im a small but other times im a large why csnt there JUST be a universal SIZE LIke not even the conversions like im usually a medium but SIZES ARE SO WEIRD

buying clothes is annoying sometimes im a small but other times im a large why csnt there JUST be a universal SIZE LIke not even the convers...

Chick-Fil-A, Chase, and Car: Chick-fil-a employees training to chase your car when you forgot your Sauces Li

Bitch, Clothes, and Friends: chase @chase ludford2 when ur size XS friends say "oh you can just borrow some of my clothes" Khalid@thegreatkhalid eingteen bitch I'm a cow

Caillou, Friends, and Tumblr: Caillou borrows his disabled friends towel, but decides to keep it because what the fuck is she going to do about it, chase him? @cumcell memehumor: Go commit die

memehumor: Go commit die

Chick-Fil-A, Funny, and Chase: Chick-fil-a employees training to chase your car when you forgot your sauces Lv They got the AA1 service.. funniest15 viralcypher funniest15seconds chicfila Www.viralcypher.com

They got the AA1 service.. funniest15 viralcypher funniest15seconds chicfila Www.viralcypher.com

Chick-Fil-A, Chase, and Dank Memes: Chick-fil-a employees training to chase your car when you forgot your sauces FASTER

FASTER

Chick-Fil-A, Memes, and Chase: Chick-fil-a employees training to chase your car when you forgot your sauces Li This is real via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2BeUg1s

This is real via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2BeUg1s

Cats, Florida Man, and Jail: Man Running from Cops Stops to Pet Cats, Police say the Florida man led them on quite a chase. By SHERRI LONON(Patch Staf Goes to Jail O September 3 2014

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@fashionnova don’t sleep

Chick-Fil-A, Chase, and Car: Chick-fil-a employees training to chase your car when you forgot your sauces LI They’re clutch 💪😂 https://t.co/KryQlv1jq1

They’re clutch 💪😂 https://t.co/KryQlv1jq1

Cats, Jail, and Memes: Man Running from Cops Stops to Pet Cats, Goes to Jail Police say the Fiorida man led them on quite a chase. y SHERRI LONON (Patch Sta OSeptember 3 2014P https://t.co/OUzexcPO8p

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