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Apparently, Dad, and Friends: boyduroy My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I'll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that hes going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, Who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: "That's the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don't know humans make rifle shots, they don't know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don't move, and they won't chase you. If you run, they Know you re guilty. Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory Source: boyduroy 159,374 notes Just wait til wasps learn the humans have rifles!

Just wait til wasps learn the humans have rifles!

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Dad, Life, and Love: @islam4everyone DAD A Son's first hero. A daughters first love .¸¸.•*´¯`♥ LETTER FROM A FATHER ♥´¯`*•.¸¸. . ‎~✿~To Sons and Daughters, . ••••►Dear one… . ••••►The day that you see me old and I am already not, have patience and try to understand me … . If I get dirty when eating… if I can not dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. . If, when I speak to you, I repeat the same things thousand and one times… do not interrupt me… listen to me. . When you were small, I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… . When I do not want to have a shower, neither shame me nor scold me… . ••••►Remember when I had to chase you with thousand excuses I invented, in order that you wanted to bath… . When you see my ignorance on new technologies… give me the necessary time and not look at me with your mocking smile… . I taught you how to do so many things… to eat good, to dress well… to confront life… . ••••►When at some moment I lose the memory or the thread of our conversation… let me have the necessary time to remember… and if I cannot do it, do not become nervous… as the most important thing is not my conversation but surely to be with you and to have you listening to me… . When my tired legs do not allow me walk… . … give me your hand… the same way I did when you gave your first steps. . Try to understand that my age is not lived but survived. . Some day you will discover that, despite my mistakes, I always wanted the best thing for you and that I tried to prepare the way for you.. . You must not feel sad, angry or impotent for seeing me near you. You must be next to me, try to understand me and to help me as I did it when you started living. . Help me to walk… help me to end my way with love and patience. I will pay you by a smile and by the immense love I have had always for you. . I love you …‎~✿~ . ••••►Your father . ‎~✿~[LIKE n SHARE]‎~✿~

.¸¸.•*´¯`♥ LETTER FROM A FATHER ♥´¯`*•.¸¸. . ‎~✿~To Sons and Daughters, . ••••►Dear one… . ••••►The day that you see me old and I am already...

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