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Beautiful, Best Friend, and Life: For Hire: Funeral DJ Hi. I am Michael and I am DJ. If you need someone to play a sad set at a funeral, check out my mixtape below. It features a mournful ballad that I composed and sung myself, a heart-wrenching mash-up of MMMBOP and My Heart Will Go On, as well as me performing a beautiful rap about the afterlife. In addition, I also make these promises to all my clients: starting a new career as a funeral Punctuality: I will try to be on time for the funeral Respect: My set will tastefully cater to the wishes of the bereaved. If you don't want me to play my controversial song, "He's Dead and Someone Here Killed Him," I will not play it Magic: As well as being a funeral DJ, I'm also an amateur magician. Does this mean I can use magic to reanimate your loved one? No because that would be unethical. But I could still do some basic magic tricks if you want? Post-Funeral Friendship: Upon losing a loved one, many people feel a void in their life. That is where I come in by becoming your new best friend. We can go to the cinema, hang out at the beach, get matching tattoos etc. I have a lot of free time so I'll be available to hang out a lot If you like my mixtape, get in touch. Once you've listened to the tape, please reattach it to the poster so that other potential clients can listen it too. It is my only tape so be careful with it. Also, I should mention that I do not own DJ decks but don't worry because I will borrow some from a friend Michael A maxell I’d hire him

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Beautiful, Best Friend, and Funny: For Hire: Funeral DJ Hi. I am Michael and I am starting a new career as a funeral DJ. If you need someone to play a sad set at a funeral, check out my mixtape below. It features a mournful ballad that I composed and sung myself, a heart-wrenching mash-up of MMMBop and My Heart Will Go On, as well as me performing a beautiful rap about the afterlife. In addition, I also make these promises to all my clients: Punctuality: I will try to be on time for the funeral Respect: My set will tastefully cater to the wishes of the bereaved. If you don't want me to play my controversial song, "He's Dead and Someone Here Killed Him," I will not play it Magic: As well as being a funeral DJ, I'm also an amateur magician. Does this mean I can use magic to reanimate your loved one? No because that would be unethical. But I could still do some basic magic tricks if you want? Post-Funeral Friendship: Upon losing a loved one many people feel a void in their life. That is where I come in by becoming your new best friend. We can go to the cinema, hang out at the beach, get matching tattoos etc. I have a lot of free time so I'll be available to hang out a lot If you like my mixtape, get in touch. Once you've listened to the tape, please reattach it to the poster so that other potential clients can listen it too. It is my only tape so be careful with it. Also, I should mention that I do not own DJ decks but don't worry because I will borrow some from a friend Michael maxell UR 90 Wanted: DJ Decks Hi, I am Michael and I need to borrow some DJ decks for several upcoming funerals at which I am performing Funeral DJ

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Beautiful, Best Friend, and Life: aMichael979 For Hire: Funeral DJ Hi. I am Michael and I am starting a new career as a funeral DJ. If you need someone to play a sad set at a funeral, check out my mixtape below. It features a mournful ballad that I composed and sung myself, a heart-wrenching mash-up of MMMBop and My Heart Will Go On, as well as me performing a beautiful rap about the afterlife. In addition, I also make these promises to all my clients: Punctuality: I will try to be on time for the funeral Respect: My set will tastefully cater to the wishes of the bereaved. If you don't want me to play my controversial song, "He's Dead and Someone Here Killed Him," I will not play it Magic: As well as being a funeral DJ, 1'rm also an amateur magician. Does this mean I can use magic to reanimate your loved one? No because that would be unethical. But I could still do some basic magic tricks if you want? Post-Funeral Friendship: Upon losing a loved one many people feel a void in their life. That is where I come in by becoming your new best friend. We can go to the cinema, hang out at the beach, get matching tattoos etc. I have a lot of free time so I'll be available to hang out a lot If you like my mixtape, get in touch. Once you've listened to the tape, please reattach it to the poster so that other potential clients can listen it too. It is my only tape so be careful with it. Also, I should mention that I do not own DJ decks but don't worry because I will borrow some from a friend. Michael maxell 90 Wanted: DJ Decks Hi. I am Michael and I need to borrow some DJ decks for several upcoming funerals at which I am performing.
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Beautiful, Best Friend, and Funny: For Hire: Funeral DJ Hi. I am Michael and I am starting a new career as a funeral DJ. If you need someone to play a sad set at a funeral, check out my mixtape below. It features a mournful ballad that I composed and sung myself, a heart-wrenching mash-up of MMMBop and My Heart Will Go On, as well as me performing a beautiful rap about the afterlife. In addition, I also make these promises to all my clients: Punctuality: I will try to be on time for the funeral Respect: My set will tastefully cater to the wishes of the bereaved. If you don't want me to play my controversial song, "He's Dead and Someone Here Killed Him," I will not play it Magic: As well as being a funeral DJ, I'm also an amateur magician. Does this mean I can use magic to reanimate your loved one? No because that would be unethical. But I could still do some basic magic tricks if you want? Post-Funeral Friendship: Upon losing a loved one, many people feel a void in their life. That is where I come in by becoming your new best friend. We can go to the cinema, hang out at the beach, get matching tattoos etc. I have a lot of free time so I'll be available to hang out a lot If you like my mixtape, get in touch. Once you've listened to the tape, please reattach it to the poster so that other potential clients can listen it too. It is my only tape so be careful with it. Also, I should mention that I do not own DJ decks but don't worry because I will borrow some from a friend. Michael maxell UR 90 Wanted: DJ Decks Hi. I am Michael and I need to borrow some DJ decks for several uncoming funerals at which I am performing For Hire

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Beautiful, Best Friend, and Funny: @Mtchaeligrg For Hire: Funeral DJ Hi. I am Michael and I am starting a new career as a funeral DJ. If you need someone to play a sad set at a funeral, check out my mixtape below. It features a mournful ballad that I composed and sung myself, a heart-wrenching mash-up of MMMBop and My Heart Will Go On, as well as me performing a beautiful rap about the afterlife. In addition, I also make these promises to all my clients: Punctuality: I will try to be on time for the funeral Respect: My set will tastefully cater to the wishes of the bereaved. If you don't want me to play my controversial song, "He's Dead and Someone Here Killed Him," I will not play it Magic: As well as being a funeral DJ, I'm also an amateur magician. Does this mean I can use magic to reanimate your loved one? No because that would be unethical. But I could still do some basic magic tricks if you want? Post-Funeral Friendship: Upon losing a loved one, many people feel a void in their life. That is where I come in by becoming your new best friend. We can go to the cinema, hang out at the beach, get matching tattoos etc. I have a lot of free time so I'll be available to hang out a lot If you like my mixtape, get in touch. Once you've listened to the tape, please reattach it to the poster so that other potential clients can listen it too. It is my only tape so be careful with it. Also, I should mention that I do not own DJ decks but don't worry because I will borrow some from a friend. Michael a maxell UR 90 Wanted: DJ Decks Hi. I am Michael and I need to borrow some DJ decks several uncoming funerals at which I am orming 11/10 would hire

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Beautiful, Best Friend, and Life: aMichael1979 For Hire: Funeral DJ Hi. I am Michael and I am starting a new career as a funeral DJ. If you need someone to play a sad set at a funeral, check out my mixtape below. It features a mournful ballad that I composed and sung myself, a heart-wrenching mash-up of MMMBop and My Heart Will Go On, as well as me performing a beautiful rap about the afterlife. In addition, I also make these promises to all my clients: Punctuality: I will try to be on time for the funeral Respect: My set will tastefully cater to the wishes of the bereaved. If you don't want me to play my controversial song, "He's Dead and Someone Here Killed Him," I will not play it ●Magic: As well as being a funeral DJ, I'm also an amateur magician. Does this mean I can use magic to reanimate your loved one? No because that would be unethical. But I could still do some basic magic tricks if you want? Post-Funeral Friendship: Upon losing a loved one many people feel a void in their life. That is where I come in by becoming your new best friend. We can go to the cinema, hang out at the beach, get matching tattoos etc.I have a lot of free time so I'll be available to hang out a lot If you like my mixtape, get in touch. Once you've listened to the tape, please reattach it to the poster so that other potential clients can listen it too. It is my only tape so be careful with it Also, I should mention that I do not own DJ decks but don't worry because I will borrow some from a friend. Michael maxell 90 Wanted: DJ Decks Hi. I am Michael and I need to borrow some DJ decks for several uncoming funerals at which I am performing me_irl

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