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Game of Thrones, Head, and Mood: A GAME OF THRONES Outside, Tyrion swallowed a lungful of the cold morning air and began his laborious descent of the steep stone steps that corkscrewed around the exterior of the library tower. It was slow going; the steps were cut high and narrow, while his legs had not yet cleared the walls of Winterfell, but the men were already hard at it in the yard below. Sandor Clegane's rasping voice drifted up to him. "The boy is a long time dying. I wish he would be quicker about it." Tyrion glanced down and saw the Hound standing with young Joffrey ssquires swarmed around them. "At least he dies quietly," the prince replied. "It's the wolf that makes the noise. I could scarce sleep last 73 were short and twisted. The rising sun night." Clegane cast a long shadow across the hard-packed earth as his squire lowered the black helm over his head. 'I could silence the creature, if it please you," he said through his open visor. His boy placed a longsword in his hand. He tested the weight of it, slicing at the cold morning air. Behind him, the yard rang to the clangor of steel on steel. The notion seemed to delight the prince. "Send a dog to kill a dog!" he exclaimed. "Winterfell is so infested with wolves, the Starks would never miss one." Tyrion hopped off the last step onto the yard. "I beg to differ, nephew," he said. "The Starks can count past six. Unlike some princes I might ed name. Joffrey had the grace at least to blush. "A voice from nowhere," Sandor said. He peered through his helm, looking this way and that. "Spirits of the air!'" The prince laughed, mummer's farce. Tyrion was used to it. "Down here." The tall man peered down at the ground, and pretended to notice him. ne little lord Tyrion," he said. "My pardons. I did not see you standing as he always laughed when his bodyguard did this there." "I am in no mood for your insolence today." Tyrion turned to his nephew. "Joffrey, it is past time you called on Lord Eddard and his lady, to offer them your comfort." Joffrey looked as petulant as only a boy prince can look. "What good will my comfort do them?" "None," Tyrion said. "Yet it is expected of you. Your absence has been noted." The Stark boy is nothing to me," Joffrey said. "I cannot abide the wailing of women." Tyrion Lannister reached up and slapped his nephew hard across the face. The boy's cheek began to redden. 11 "One word," Tyrion said, "and I will hit you again." "Im going to tell Mother!" Joffrey exclaimed. Dany wasn't the only one who couldn't count

Dany wasn't the only one who couldn't count

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Mole, Movie, and Nice: [The Nice Guys] near the end of the movie, when John Boy is explaining where the movie is hidden, we can see a tape attaching his "mole" to the cheek

[The Nice Guys] near the end of the movie, when John Boy is explaining where the movie is hidden, we can see a tape attaching his "mole" to ...

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Candy, Children, and Crying: File: 1370231150552.jpg- (413 KB, 879x1173, tom-selleck.jpg) Anonymous (ID: OdKPeN5d) 06/02/13(Sun)23:45:50 No.484493426 >Wandering the grocery store >Pickup scotch, steaks and cigars for a balanced meal. >Proceed to the checkout >See an attractive young lady just asking to be oppressed. >My heart rate increases as she gets in line behind me carrying a heavy basket. >I break after a few moments and start ravaging this poor girl. >I step aside. "You first, I insist." >She begins to tremble. >Clearly this is her first time. At this thought my erection bulges against my pants. >Still shocked, she begins to step forward to unload her basket. >As she passes me my manhood thrusts out of my pants. She is overcome with fear and begins placing her groceries on the conveyer. >A small crowd has formed around us. Women watch in fear as this poor girl is oppressed beyond all recognition >Each item she places on the conveyer brings me nearer to climax. She places the final item on the conveyer and turns around sobbing. The sight of her being powerless drives me over my limit. >My cock erupts with semen in a manner similar to Mt. St. Helens. >Women, children and lesser men look away in terror. The cisgendered white males in the store begin whacking off at the sight >The female cashier faints from the spectacle. >The girl is pushed back into the candy rack by the power of my load and she falls to her knees. >Her face is covered in a mixture of tears and my seed >She is crying after the event. >She looks at me and barely audibly whispers. >"Th...than.. .thank you." >I use her cheek as a cum rag and lean over her to whisper >"It was my privilege." Anon oppresses women
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Children, Community, and Facebook: 12 mins statement to Fox News after viral Twitter backlash for T-shirt The Jesus wasn't Vaccinated shirt was worn in response to the antisemitism occurring in New York following the confirmed cases of measles in the ultra orthodox Jewish community. As reported by The Atlantic, "Since the start of the latest measles outbreak last fall, the Anti-Defamation League has seen a spike in reports of harassment specifically related to measles, yet another expression of rising anti-Semitism in the U.S.: pedestrians crossing the street to get away from visibly Jewish people, bus drivers barring Jews from boarding, and people tossing out slurs such as "dirty Jew." The message of the shirt was never meant to be a statement on why someone should or shouldn't vaccinate, but rather a tongue in cheek reminder that Jesus, another Orthodox Jew, was not vaccinated either. Would we find it acceptable to treat him the same way? The story here shouldn't be about the immediate gratification of "group think" backlash, nor should the vile responses of the masses be usedto urtherthe divide between those society has labeled "pro-vaxxers" and "a vaxxers" The re v should anyone possess the journalistic integrity to pursue it, is that socie has deemed it ptable sholish the first amendment rights of an entire community of Americans because they ose to decline the administratipn of a pharmaceutical product. Completely halthyindividuals in NYere bannetrom going to synagogue over Passover, attending school or le heir homes se their religous convictions prevented them from accepting a vaccine fo vign childas The mainstream media has sat idly by speech and assembly and when they re not silenton the ubject theyre actively stoking the flames of discrimination and furthering the hysteria directed to those of us labeled "antivaxxers" Facebook, google, You ube nstagram, tw poiler Alertement approed propaganda, and instead 43ch has sturoped Americans of their freedoms of d.Pintest hae all censored the free flow of information regardingvaccines and replac JesuS Wasn't of keeping these entities aceountable for ther emainstream hedia has encouraged it. Religious freedom is the cormerstone of a fredll ated and yot no one e04ars to be batting an eye as religious exemptions for vaccine mandates arebeing stippedraway, stateytate. Instead of standing on the foundation of freedom that guarantees ulthe sevity of a eeress, the ability to assemble and freely share ideas and information, the prohise of etition for the redress of grievances against the government and the freedom to exercise te religious praptices of our choice, the media has nstead decided to stand on the backof those of us who are directly affected by such blatant viotations of cur civil liberties. Today's culture has made it far too easy to silence slander, threaten and intimidate those we disagree with when we should be listening to each other; the majority of anti-vaxkers are actually ex-vaxxers who have experienced vaccine injury within theirown families.Instead of demonizing us, implore you to simply listen to our stories. We are not Russian bots, we are not neducated and we are not a threat to public health. L am a nurse with 10 years of experience and ve witnessed the declining health of our chiiaren over the last iew aecades, we nave repiaced benign childhood illnesses with life altering chronic diseases. Under the supervision of the CDC, NIH and AAP, we have watched as chronic childhood illness has skyrocketed to 54%; we've trusted these agencies with the health and safety of our children, and they have failed us time and time again without fear of reprisal. Vaccine mandates violate our right to physical autonomy, informed consent and religious freedom. As long as there is risk, there must be choice, and that choice must be ours to make Did Fox News really talk to the Jesus Wasn't Vaccinated girl?

Did Fox News really talk to the Jesus Wasn't Vaccinated girl?

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Being Alone, Bored, and Fake: 7:35 pm 70 71% il Optus Cast: EM- walking megaphone EET- extremely embarrassed teenager F- Fiancé Me- a fuckin chinchilla Small backstory: I was endometriosis, which along with being painful, makes my stomach swell to an unreasonable size (I literally have to have 2 different pants sizes in my closet). l'd gotten multiple people thinking I was pregnant because of the ridiculous bloating, which never helped condition diagnosed with me feel any better about the I'm at the mall with my boyfriend. We used to go all the time when we were first in high school, but hadn't been in a few years and were bored. I started having pains while we were waiting for food, so I left F in line to go find a table so I can sit down at least. I'm slouched in the chair, tapping my foot with my eyes closed. A few minutes later, a woman (EM) walks over to me and taps my shoulder. Me: yes? EM: are you really here alone sweetie? Me: no, I'm actually just waiting for my boyfr- EM: oh sweetie, you don't have to pretend that there's still a man in the picture. Me:. what? EM: listen, my son and I were sitting over there she points towards a boy about my age sitting alone, looking like he wants to die and he told me he thinks you're pretty. You know, he's starting his path to a very prosperous law career, and- Me: okay, hold on. thanks for the compliment I guess? I'm NOT pregnant by the way, I actually have endometriosis, which can cause sometimes pretty extreme swelling. I'm also not here alone. I'm waiting for my fiancé to come back from the line. EM: it's okay, you don't have to lie about some man or some fake injury. Even if you aren't pregnant, EET would still take good care of you. He can support you and your little faults... I start to respond, but F sets our food on the table, kisses my cheek, then stands next to me with his hand on my shoulder. F: What's going on? EM: who are you? Me: my fiancé. The one you're trying to deny exists to get me to hook up with your kid. F: what? EM: ugh, you who*e, you can't just count some random man as a fiancé! He's probably just your little hookup! F and I both put up our hands, showing our engagement rings. EM just stares at us. I glance over at EET, who has now gotten up and is slowly walking down towards a different part of the mall, checking over his shoulder. Me: you might want to go find your prestigious future law school kid. He seems to have left you. With that she turns around, looking for a minute until she finally sees EET. His expression drops as he makes eye contact with her. She storms off towards him, yelling at him the whole way. F sits down and we try to process whatever in the fresh fuck just happened. (Sorry EET, I didn't know how else to get her to leave and you left yourself open.) 509 60 Share BEST COMMENTS Galinfrey 5h Karen tries to set up an arranged marriage in a mall food court.
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Arrow, Brave, and Her: In Brave (2012), the third arrow Merida shoots during the archery contest leaves a slight cut on her cheek as it goes.

In Brave (2012), the third arrow Merida shoots during the archery contest leaves a slight cut on her cheek as it goes.

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Driving, Head, and Life: forth between the human realm and his home plane, trying hard to find something, anything that will help Anette get better, to prolong her life. He's tried getting her to sell him her soul, but she's just laughed, told him that he shouldn't talk like that With only a few episodes left in the season Anette passes away, Todd is by her side. When the reaper comes for her Todd asks about the fate of her soul. In a dispassionate voice the reaper informs Todd that Anette spent the last few years of her life cavorting with creatures of darkness, that there can be only one fate for her. Todd refuses to accept this and he fights the reaper, eventually injuring the creature and driving it off. Knowing that Anette cannot stay in the Human Realm, and refusing to allow her spirit to be taken by another reaper, so he takes her soul in his arms. He's done this before, when mortals have sold themselves to him. This time the soul cradled against his chest does not snuggle and fight. This time the soul held tight against him reaches out, pats him on the cheek tells him he was a good boy, and so handsome, just like his grandfather. Todd takes Anette back to the demon realm, holding her tight against him as he travels across the bleak and forebidding landscape; such a sharp contrast to the rosy warmth of Anette's home. Eventually, in a far corner of his home plane, Todd finds what he is looking for. It is a place where other demons do not tread; a large boulder cracked and broken, with a gap just barely large enough for Todd to fit through. This crack, of all things, gives him pause, but Anette's soul makes a comment about needing to get home in time to feed Honey, and Todd forces himself to pass through it. He travels in darkness for a while, before he emerges into into a light so bright that it's blinding. His eyes adjust slowly, and he finds himself face to face with two creatures, each of them at least twice his size one of them has six wings and the head of a lion, one of them is an amorphous creature within several rings. The lion-headed one snarls at Todd, and demands that he turn back, that he has no business here. Todd looks down, holding Anette's soul against his chest, he takes a deep breath, and speaks a single word, "Please."
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Phone, Run, and Sorry: 149% 4:25 PM Nice story, fyi don't get face tattoos 58 minutes ago 3 comments 13 points (93% upvotea) self.starbucks I do things. I went to Starbucks today, stood in line for a while. I was playing on my phone, there was an older guy behind me. Then this muscled tattooed looking guy came in and stood behind us. He asked one of the barisitas if the manager was here. The manager came out and he kindly asked why they wouldn't hire him, he said he had a ton good reference's and a good phone interview, the manager was being very nice. The guy then said I can use make up. He had a huge tattoo on his cheek and some signature tatto0 on his brow. Then the manager said "I'm sorry but your face tattoos are the reason" The guy was upset, saying he would really do a good job. He said he can't afford to get them removed, he asked what if he got them removed after a couple months. The manager then said " no I'm sorry". The guy just seemed crushed, then the older guy behind me piped up and said "I'll pay for his tattoo removal" The tattooed guy looked at him and said "really"? Then he looked at the manager and she just said "Good, call me when it's removed and we'll see if we still have any openings" she handed him her card and went back to work. know why l always run into these strange The older guy told mr tattoo to find them a seat and he'll get him a coffee. It's nice to see these things. COLLAPSE ALL Best Random people always offer you thousands of dollars in Starbucks, right?

Random people always offer you thousands of dollars in Starbucks, right?

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Cute, Her, and She: This cute lady had a injury on her cheek (she is totally healed now) and has the habit of letting he tongue hanging out now.

This cute lady had a injury on her cheek (she is totally healed now) and has the habit of letting he tongue hanging out now.

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