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Anaconda, Community, and Elf: if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo because i would easily win all i am saying is that he would ostensibly be the easiest one to take on in a fight given that he's like three feet tall and has led a life of (physical) leisure compared to all of the others due to his standing as a legolas, aragorm, and gimli are all used to combat sam works as a gardener, merry and pippin often gallivant off and get into mischief so they have the advantage of experience in whatever it is they've gotten up to/would possibly fight dirty, gandalf is gandalf so while weapons are out of the question i suppose that depends on if magic is involved. i don't think i could take him without magic even if he IS old because he's a very large guy, but maybe it would be my knuckles against Frodo's baby soft poet hands, plus i've got the additional height and fighting experience. i just think that he would be the easiest to win against in hand-to-hand combat out of the rest of them. also he isn't real so he can't offer a rebuttal to my claim you're absolutely correct BUT wanting to fight Frodo makes you a monster D this has nothing to do with WANTING to fight Frodo, i just think he would be easiest for me to beat in a fight with no weapons. unless he utilized his very large feet but i think he's too polite to do that because it's a fist fight and that would be considered playing dirty for someone who doesnt want to fight Frodo you sure have put a lot of thought into fighting Frodo. OP is wrong though: you fight Pippin. First off, Pipplin has it coming, so you won't be fighting your conscience at the same time. Secondly, Pippin is a spoliled rich kid. He's no less gentry than Frodo is, but Frodo works out and is shown to have better stamina, at least at the outset. Pippin is also both the stupidest and the slowest of the hobbits. They both nearly beat one (1) troll, so that's comparable, but Pippin appears not to have got a single hit in against the ores that captured them while Merry was cutting off hands like a boss. Pippin also straight-up tell Bergil that he's not a fighter Also there's a nonzero chance that Frodo will just straight up curse you (If the guilt of fighting Frodo isn't enough if a curse by itself) And, of course, if you try to fight Frodo, you will 100% end up fighting Sam, and he will wreck you (and you'll deserve it, you monster) Also: if you fight Frado you'll have a very angry Sam & possibly also the entire Fellowship to deal with BUT itf you fight Pippin they will probably cheer you on. ainurs Bold of you to assume one could attempt to fight Pippin and NOT instantly be killed by Boromir feynites So here's the thing-you absolutely DO NOT want to try and fight Frodo or Pippin because they are going to be protected by the rest of the Fellowship, which basically exists to stop asshole Big People from picking on the hobbits. Folk might talk a big game but when the chips are down, you are not goling to lay a single hand on any of the hobbits. Either you'll find yourself immediately fighting all four of them or else you'll move to land your first hit and suddenly Aragorn will side-tackle you into the trees. And he probably hits like a freight train tbh. So here's what you do: You fight Legolas. The thing about fist-fighting Legolas of course is that you will lose. This is not a fight you're gonna win no matter what. But Legolas has his standing competition with Gimli, so once the challenge is issued, he's not gonna let anyone else step in and fight you either. No one is liable to volunteer on his behalf, either, so you will only end up fighting the one member of the fellowship. If you are lucky he might also take his shirt off. Bonus! Anyway Legolas will mop the floor with you, but he's also already convinced you're weaker than him anyway because you're not an elf, so he's gonna go easy on you. And when you lose he will be all snide and superior about it, which means everyone in the fellowship is gonna sympathize with you, and Gimli will probably challenge him on your behalf afterwards, but here's the key thing kind of You will have lost a fist-fight to an immortal warrior prince That's a way better loss to cop to than that time you ried to fistfight a pudgy gentlehobbit and got beaten to the point of unconsciousness by his gardener, yeah? okay so tolkien tumblr is fast becoming my fave tumblr community thank you thank you all you are the true fellowship here. notes More like this: 19 Of The Weirdest Or Funniest Tumbir Posts We Saw This Week Gat99 proble BuzzFeed's Article See More Fist fighting the fellowship
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