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That’s not very altruistic Jeff by sayknow MORE MEMES: Chewy @TheyCallMeChew Jeff Bezos didn't donate 100m lol. He took 100m of amazon stock "donated" it to his own charity. Then put a bunch of stipulations on liquidating the stock. He moved money from one pocket to the other pocket. This was all to avoid paying taxes, he does not care about the homeless. That’s not very altruistic Jeff by sayknow MORE MEMES

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: brbjellyfishing Judy Melinek M.D. @drjudymelinek Do you have any idea how many bullets I pull out of corpses weekly? This isn't just my lane. It's my fucking highway. Judy Melinek M.D. @drjudymelinek 'Stay in your lane,' NRA tells doctors who want to reduce gun deaths nbcnews.com/health/health-... via @nbcnews Ann Coulter O @AnnCoulter Emergency room doctors pull cue balls, vines & gummy bears out of human orifices every week. That doesn't make them experts on pool, horticulture or chewy candy. Judy Melinek M.D. @drjudymelinek Do you have any idea how many bullets I pull out of corpses weekly? This isn't just my lane. It's my fucking highway.twitter.com/drjudymelinek/... Cathleen London MD @DrChaya We do examine assholes all day so it does make us an expert on them. You qualify Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter Emergency room doctors pull cue balls, vines & gummy bears out of human orifices every week. That doesn't make them experts on pool, horticulture or chewy candy. twitter.com/ drjudymelinek/... 11/11/18, 8:53 AM fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!! mimikyu-kun doctors in tweets be like Fma healer, but...

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champagnesuperhoeva: red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs tag your chronic pain, tag your panic attacks, tag your existential crisis I am all of these yet none of them at the same time: Johnny Boy 'limbo', Marston Arthur More Organ Holland Hoseas Before Broseas swagalicious crunchy outside, self-deprecating chewy center - "how many licks does it take the squad's favorite disaster scrappy damsel squares up at a moment's notice can never seem to get their shit together to get to the center of my depression" goth jock dropout just wants to settle down - - dumbest smart person alive - denies being moe - "wanna know how I got these scars- wait where are you going" - makes 50+ post twitter threads nobody reads just needs a break - "Actually, correlation is not causation" - thinks they're charming, is actually charming - constantly forgets their age - "back in my day - only one who knows what the fuck they're talking about incredible artist, thinks their stuff is 'okay' still needs to shut the fuck up - one shot, one kill - "once I go viral it's over for you hoes" - has a 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' welcome mat-liked by practically everybody - productive procrastinator can never hold down a relationship - Instant Uncle, Just Add Baby suffers from chronic pushover syndrome "no questions, dammit, no questions" - jokes hit too close to home - Good bad influence - weed friend Make It Work Guy Fieri Will Billiamson Bad Santa -always knows what to play at a party - adopts everyone on sight - great with kids, great with animals, wants to hold your baby - scientific evidence good girls want bad boys - tsundere - burns salads - "have you eaten today" - owns etsy account, too busy to make anything - punches self for fun - professional alcoholic - always needs to borrow money - terrible drunk, never remembers what happened that night walks around the house in their underwear gives great hugs needs seven showers group's unexpected therapist patronus is secondhand embarrassment just wants to be part of the family "MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!"* is the party cultured, well-traveled and stylish; made for Instagram - *gestures to all of you* "we need to do something about this" - always starts drama, yet always seems to avoid it bad taste in literally everything, banned from recommending outings - will always have squad's back iron constitution, never gets sick - "say that to my fucking face" - may seem Mad, is actually Sad petty *pulls up in drive-thru, orders single starts the day with horoscope readings - Chaotic Loyal black coffee, leaves t" FUCKS.EXE STOPPED WORKING 'mSorry Ms. Jackson tOh) Bastard Millennial Green Hat McGuy "join team chat" - fashionable at all times, even when going to the grocery store can't do crime if you ain't cute -only dates fictional men won't leave the house for days need lives on cow tales and TVTropes says they can hold their liquor regularly tells squad to hydrate can't actually hold their liquor too nice for own good living boke and tsukkomi routine to shut up yesterday social interaction, naps for ten years it's basic hygiene and laying beneath the stars -"please stop talking" exhausted after two minutes of maybe they're born with it, maybe soft spot for animals, slow dancing cooler than you . living proof the scariest people frat brotryhard nerd gem fusion come in the nicest packages graceful loser, even more graceful winner - "what day is it again" nobody sees clapbacks coming until it's never learned how to drive every day is roast session day - "I'll roast you, I'll roast them, I'll roast me fuckin' self" - Has never completed No Nut November sings in the shower - adores Linkin Park late - "are you ready yet" "almost" - allergic to idiots Adam Sandler Regina O'George Let Me Speak To Your Manager - retired mom friend, back from retirement ages every time someone references a vine instead of responding normally - smokes sixty packs a day Goof Troop social norms are for dweebs just wants to play videogames - No Drama? No ProblemTM -"Local Mean Girl Refuses To Be Toppled From Throne" - loses shit over small things -THIS close to cutting someone and snack in peace shoves people in lockers to show affection forgets not to swear in front of other never forgets a birthday shaped like a friend only one in squad who can cook only one in squad who can drive people's children the queen of throwing down "fuck, sorry about that" given up on romance savwy businessowner resident gossip big problems are Whatever - needs therapy - Favorite Songs Are 'Find Me Somebody- smells amazing To Love' And 'Before He Cheats' common sense frequently left on read - hasn't seen most popular movies - a matryoshka of pain - wishes you didn't look like a dump truck knows Wicked by heart - only one in squad who does taxes Songs Are unforgiveable weeb - villain origin story is that stubborn chin hair that keeps growing back - always says 'gg' after every game incredible skin care regimen - "just drink more water" award winning sailor mouth - Big Hair, Don't Care "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182 World's Saddest Violin Bullshit Magician Expletive Noises Looks like a million dollars, is probably worth a million dollars - family person, loves everybody keeps Twitter on private - meows back at their cat - extroverted introvert -feels guilty for not logging into Animal Crossing for nine months thinks existence is kind of funny invented the word 'dapper - the living embodiment of when you try your best but you don't succeed' - just wants to be loved and cherished -great with animals, never scratched the life of the party, when they're not launching into drunken diatribes -smartest smart person alive -stays up until three in the morning thinking about the meaning of life - an essential addition to any squad - reads at 10,000 miles per hour wants to stab Banksy hates stan culture hoards comfort food beneath their desk gets sentimental over their Neopets used to hoard Beanie Babies - hates answering the phone - silently lurks in Twitch chatrooms - needs more friends - stylish drunk with two hollow legs - never fails to speak their mind great at impressions -not-so-secretly depressed - regularly confuses main for private "just forget I said that haha" preserves their right hook for justice - stared into the void, got bored quotes movies when provoked - "That's just, like, your opinion, man." the most perfect teeth Baby Boy...Baby Talk Shit, Get Hit Mr. Krabs A Dog - soft outside, softer inside - never ashamed to cry - weak spot for pups, needs to pet every dog they see -only one of the squad that's been punched squad's resident cheapskate needs to seriously reconsider things trolling game out of control A dog - never seems to accumulate debt, also never tips the waiter took college prep in high school - can't fight to save their life - surprisingly terrifying comebacks - multilingual gg ez clap" oves Bon Iver, Death Grips and Beyonce equally - Kappa Kappa KappaRoss CoolStoryBob workplace's local kissass likes to give gifts to sad friends living embodiment of a flower crown talks during movies home life is a mess - needs a vacation, too self-conscious - doesn't flush toilets in public bathrooms to take one - adopted by everybody - "Oh, I won't report you...yet" believes they were born in the wrong era - has never yelled once - in love with the smell of old books - wishes on stars when no one's looking leaves breadcrumbs in butter a well-rounded tool - nobody knows why they keep getting invited"Poverty is a state of mind." champagnesuperhoeva: red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs tag your chronic pain, tag your panic attacks, tag your existential crisis I am all of these yet none of them at the same time

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snacks: WELCoME TO THE HAVE SOME CHIPS CHEWY SNACKS APPRECIATION CLU slaughterkeys.tumblre.com snacks

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candy fandom lit: uiltyfilthycasuals I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous cumber-bitches omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven caswantsdeansassbutt In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. cumber-bitches polos aren't chewy and they also come in mint. 139 itsjustsatanthings americansavior this week on: britan thinks its special % poshcoughing This week on america copies everything from Britain. powerfulpomegranate Life Savers candy was first created in 1912 by Clarence Crane Polo mints were developed by Rowntree's in 1939, This week on: Britain steals things from other countries noonpie candy fandom lit

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Are you Team Polo or Team Lifesavers?: guiltyfilthycasuals I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous cumber-bitches omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven caswantsdeansassbutt In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy cumber-bitches polos aren't chewy and they also come in mint. itsjustsatanthings americansavior this week on: britan thinks its special poshcoughing This week on america copies everything from Britain. Life Savers candy was first created in 1912 by Clarence Crane Polo mints were developed by Rowntree's in 1939, This week on: Britain steals things from other countries. noonpie things are heating up in the candy fandom Are you Team Polo or Team Lifesavers?

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Bobby Shmurda’s mom announced that Bobby is expected to be released from prison in Nov. 2020. ⁣ -⁣ Bobby’s mom had this to say on Instagram,⁣ ⁣ “Great visit with my stinky.....the count down continues 22 months to go. Chewy is in great spirits he sends his Love and he can not wait to be back to work”⁣ -⁣ Bobby also had this to say on Instagram ,⁣ ⁣ “No Matter The Situation Either Good Or Bad My moms @ma_ma_shhh Is Always There u Are My Rocc Thank U 💙💙💙 ‘22 Months & Counting’ Great Visit W- The Fam im Feeling Great Looking Great Just Ready 2 Give my Fans Wat They 8een Patiently Waiting For Real Soon”⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @realbobbyshmurdags9: BOBBY SHMURDA'S MOTHEF SAYS HE'LL BE RELEASED FROM PRISON IN 2020 Bobby Shmurda’s mom announced that Bobby is expected to be released from prison in Nov. 2020. ⁣ -⁣ Bobby’s mom had this to say on Instagram,⁣ ⁣ “Great visit with my stinky.....the count down continues 22 months to go. Chewy is in great spirits he sends his Love and he can not wait to be back to work”⁣ -⁣ Bobby also had this to say on Instagram ,⁣ ⁣ “No Matter The Situation Either Good Or Bad My moms @ma_ma_shhh Is Always There u Are My Rocc Thank U 💙💙💙 ‘22 Months & Counting’ Great Visit W- The Fam im Feeling Great Looking Great Just Ready 2 Give my Fans Wat They 8een Patiently Waiting For Real Soon”⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @realbobbyshmurdags9

Bobby Shmurda’s mom announced that Bobby is expected to be released from prison in Nov. 2020. ⁣ -⁣ Bobby’s mom had this to say on Instagr...

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chewy: Ann Coulter AnnCoulter Emergency room doctors pull cue balls, vines & gummy bears out of human orifices every week. That doesn't make them experts on pool, horticulture or chewy candy. Rick Pescatore, DO @Rick Pescatore Hi, Satan! I'm an ER doc. If you add up every gummy bear, cue ball, or copy of your shitty books I've pulled out of orifices, it doesn't even approach the number of moms I've had to tell their kids are dead from guns. Stick w/the xenophobia racism you're so good at and GTFO our lane.

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Should have cooked it a bit longer: This pasta is too chewy. Should have cooked it a bit longer

Should have cooked it a bit longer

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Florida’s a fun state. Merry Christmas everybody: NO REFUNDS ON GATOR MEAT YES, IT IS CHEWY YES, IT IS FISHY YES, IT IS GAMEY IT IS MEAT FROM AN ALIGATOR NOT CHICKEN As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossibl but pissing everyone of Florida’s a fun state. Merry Christmas everybody

Florida’s a fun state. Merry Christmas everybody

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Floridas a fun state. Merry Christmas everybody: NO REFUNDS ON GATOR MEAT YES, IT IS CHEWY YES, IT IS FISHY YES, IT IS GAMEY IT IS MEAT FROM AN ALIGATOR NOT CHICKEN As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossibl but pissing everyone of Floridas a fun state. Merry Christmas everybody

Floridas a fun state. Merry Christmas everybody

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Floridas a fun state. Merry Christmas everybody: NO REFUNDS ON GATOR MEAT YES, IT IS CHEWY YES, IT IS FISHY YES, IT IS GAMEY IT IS MEAT FROM AN ALIGATOR NOT CHICKEN As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossibl but pissing everyone of Floridas a fun state. Merry Christmas everybody

Floridas a fun state. Merry Christmas everybody

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Floridas a fun state. Merry Christmas everybody: NO REFUNDS ON GATOR MEAT YES, IT IS CHEWY YES, IT IS FISHY YES, IT IS GAMEY IT IS MEAT FROM AN ALIGATOR NOT CHICKEN As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossibl but pissing everyone of Floridas a fun state. Merry Christmas everybody

Floridas a fun state. Merry Christmas everybody

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“AYE BIH WHAT SET U CLAIM”. “BIH. What set YOU claim?!” “Bish I axed first.” “Lil bitty bish I axed SECOND!” “One two ninth ruff Ryders.” “Bish I’m fourty fifth pup gang u know Kiki?” “I don’t know Kiki but I know his cuzzo Ronaldo.” “Ronaldo who use to play football but came home after a injury and now he on A block?” “Nah I know that Ronaldo too I was talmbout the other Ronaldo.” “Ronaldo from seventh ninth?” “Yeah him AND his brother Jermaine.” “Oh aight.” “Okay den.” “We can be cool but don’t touch nuna my rawhide treats on folksannem don’t test me.” “Bish don’t touch my chewy fox toy and we good!” “If I like ya fox toy imma take it.” “BISH I WANT ALL THE SMOKE YOU SEE HALF MY EAR CHEWED OFF I COME FROM A HIGH KILL SHELTER I LIVE FOR WAR.” “Okay okay keep ya fox let’s go beg our mommies for a walk a brother need to pee and dang - this ain’t the shelter - this a two bedroom apartment with a gym on the second floor and a Dollop Coffee Shop in the lobby - u ain’t behind bars no moe relax b bless up.” 😂😂😂 (vid: reddit u-MintyWisdom): My dog meeting my roommate's dog for one of the first times @DrSmashlove “AYE BIH WHAT SET U CLAIM”. “BIH. What set YOU claim?!” “Bish I axed first.” “Lil bitty bish I axed SECOND!” “One two ninth ruff Ryders.” “Bish I’m fourty fifth pup gang u know Kiki?” “I don’t know Kiki but I know his cuzzo Ronaldo.” “Ronaldo who use to play football but came home after a injury and now he on A block?” “Nah I know that Ronaldo too I was talmbout the other Ronaldo.” “Ronaldo from seventh ninth?” “Yeah him AND his brother Jermaine.” “Oh aight.” “Okay den.” “We can be cool but don’t touch nuna my rawhide treats on folksannem don’t test me.” “Bish don’t touch my chewy fox toy and we good!” “If I like ya fox toy imma take it.” “BISH I WANT ALL THE SMOKE YOU SEE HALF MY EAR CHEWED OFF I COME FROM A HIGH KILL SHELTER I LIVE FOR WAR.” “Okay okay keep ya fox let’s go beg our mommies for a walk a brother need to pee and dang - this ain’t the shelter - this a two bedroom apartment with a gym on the second floor and a Dollop Coffee Shop in the lobby - u ain’t behind bars no moe relax b bless up.” 😂😂😂 (vid: reddit u-MintyWisdom)

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soaprock: gushers: The ULTIMATE sprinkled donut. : TO OPEN LIFT TAB FRUI FLA ORED VAS KEEP KIDS SAFE To avoid choking, give Fruit Flavored Snacks only to children who can easily swallow chewy oods. Children should be seated and supervised while eating. RUn UIT EDUCATION EXPIRES 11/1/20 TM UIT FRUIT FLAVORED SNACKS soaprock: gushers: The ULTIMATE sprinkled donut.

soaprock: gushers: The ULTIMATE sprinkled donut.

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chewy: Life is a chewy shit sandwich

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*Chewy sounds* by ___Ronin___ MORE MEMES: When a black person gives you The "n-word pass" Good relations with the wookies, I have *Chewy sounds* by ___Ronin___ MORE MEMES

*Chewy sounds* by ___Ronin___ MORE MEMES

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*Chewy sounds* via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Fykpu6: When a black person gives you The "n-word pass" Good relations with the wookies, I have *Chewy sounds* via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Fykpu6

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chewy: Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter Emergency room doctors pull cue balls, vines & gummy bears out of human orifices every week. That doesn't make them experts on pool, horticulture or chewy candy. Rick Pescatore, DO Rick Pescatore Hi, Satan! l'm an ER doc. If you add up every gummy bear, cue ball, or copy of your shitty books I've pulled out of orifices, it doesn't even approach the number of moms l've had to tell their kids are dead from guns. Stick w/the xenophobia+racism you're so good at and GTF0 our lane.

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https://t.co/WNDWtfNSZC: TH FOOT FLAVORED SNACKS Chewy! Flaky! Delicious! I NOPE ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS Gluten Free 0.75 0Z(21g) PER TOE NETWT 45 0Z(128g) 1 WART IN EVERY BOX! https://t.co/WNDWtfNSZC

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She fell asleep holding her chewy snack.: She fell asleep holding her chewy snack.

She fell asleep holding her chewy snack.

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And the cutest costume of the decade goes to: COSTSQ SLOAN 1212860 Kirkland Signature Soft & Chewy Granola Bars, 0.85 oz, 64-count 0.156 $9.99 And the cutest costume of the decade goes to

And the cutest costume of the decade goes to

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chewy: SLOAN 1212860 Kirkland Signature Soft & Chewy Granola Bars, 0.85 oz, 64-count 0.156 $9.99

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And the cutest costume of the decade goes to: COSTSQ SLOAN 1212860 Kirkland Signature Soft & Chewy Granola Bars, 0.85 oz, 64-count 0.156 $9.99 And the cutest costume of the decade goes to

And the cutest costume of the decade goes to

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And the cutest costume of the decade goes to via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2Ddu1Ze: COSTSQ SLOAN 1212860 Kirkland Signature Soft & Chewy Granola Bars, 0.85 oz, 64-count 0.156 $9.99 And the cutest costume of the decade goes to via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2Ddu1Ze

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correspondingnerd: brunhiddensmusings: cameoamalthea: brunhiddensmusings: threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat: badgerofshambles: a singular scuit. just one. an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it. ‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones ‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice bakedthus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice behold the monoscuit/scuit Why is this called a biscuit: when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they caredthus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UKthe evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post. : Andy Richter and 2 others liked A TINy Beefsteak @TenderBeefste.. , 9h If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious third food called "monoscuits." correspondingnerd: brunhiddensmusings: cameoamalthea: brunhiddensmusings: threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat: badgerofshambles: a singular scuit. just one. an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it. ‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones ‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice bakedthus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice behold the monoscuit/scuit Why is this called a biscuit: when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they caredthus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UKthe evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post.

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correspondingnerd: brunhiddensmusings: cameoamalthea: brunhiddensmusings: threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat: badgerofshambles: a singular scuit. just one. an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it. ‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones ‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice bakedthus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice behold the monoscuit/scuit Why is this called a biscuit: when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they caredthus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UKthe evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post. : Andy Richter and 2 others liked A TINy Beefsteak @TenderBeefste.. , 9h If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious third food called "monoscuits." correspondingnerd: brunhiddensmusings: cameoamalthea: brunhiddensmusings: threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat: badgerofshambles: a singular scuit. just one. an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it. ‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones ‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice bakedthus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice behold the monoscuit/scuit Why is this called a biscuit: when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they caredthus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UKthe evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post.

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adrienbaedrien: theprincessandthepug: CONFIRMED: Iroh invented Boba Tea QUALITY CANNON CONTENT : FIRST, I COOK BALLS OF TAPIOCA UNTIL THEY'RE SOFT AND TENDER. THEN I PUT THEM IN TEA, WHERE THEY SIT LIKE LITTLE PEARL SIZED SNACKS AT THE BOTTOM OF EACH CLUP! ADD A LITTLE MILK AND-TA DA A REVOLUTION IN TEA IS BORN! SPEAKING OF RISKS, WHY DON'T YOU TWO TRY THIS BRAND-NEW PTAHE WHAT IS THAT TRYING TO SNEAK INTO MY MOUTHT! BEVERAGE INVENTED IVE NEVER HAD TEA THAT'S QUITE SO... CHEWY A MAN AHEAD OF MY TIME. adrienbaedrien: theprincessandthepug: CONFIRMED: Iroh invented Boba Tea QUALITY CANNON CONTENT

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Monobiscuit: Andy Richter and 2 others liked A TINy Beefsteak @TenderBeefste... . 9h If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious third food called "monoscuits. badgerofshambles a singular scuit. just one. threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it. brunhiddensmusings scuit comes from the french word for bake', 'cuire' as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years biscuit meant twice-baked', originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word 'biscuit' do not be fooled to think 'being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies' - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones 1862 Hardtack fromof bread was that to The The triscuit' is toasted after the normal biscu it process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice behold the monoscuitscuit cameoamalthea Why is this called a biscuit: brunhiddensmusings when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breakinga tooth this was a pretty short leap of just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army' but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for twice baked' back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the the same time. 'cookies' then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter sugar/molasses, and eggs before 'tea biscuits' as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why 'biscuit and 'cookie' are separate items in america but the same item in the UK buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree Source: authumor 36,507 notes Monobiscuit

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This meme is about a steak 🥩 that’s a little more chewy than you’d like in your mouth so your jaw gets tired, but the chef sees you eating his steaks and he moans in awe.: when ur jaw getting tired but he starts moaning The song has restored y strength This meme is about a steak 🥩 that’s a little more chewy than you’d like in your mouth so your jaw gets tired, but the chef sees you eating his steaks and he moans in awe.

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chewy: muslimmafia my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn't even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I'll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life. Source: muslimmafia 172,208 notes D

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libertarirynn: holdtheskeletongrillby: snark-isms: ruinedchildhood: 💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈 Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something? They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people. “White pride” omg : eli 27 @hometovn skittles did THAT HARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW LIMITED EDITION 2017-03-30, 2:51 PM LIMITED EDITION taste he Rainbow Cーっ SHARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW only one Rainbow mattets this PRide. Give the Rainbow, taste the Rainon KO MARS IRELAND UL PO BO 700 ROMARS IRELAND LUL PO BOX 3856, DUBIN4. Contact us: www.mars.co vireland1890 812 315 Cortactu露www.wn, 'ey.convuk 〇0800 028 7009 PORTIONS PER PACK/PORTIONEN PRO PACKUNG: 4 NUTR TION DECLARATION/NAHRWERT1009 1435 UKIRO CHEWY CANDIES IN A CRISP SUGAR SHELL WITH FRUIT FLAWOURS.ENERGIE NGIDENTSSGRUOSİS RUP PALM FAT, ACOS dTRIC ACID, 404 kcal 176 ka MALCADO. DEXTRİN, MALTOOT RIN FLAVOURINGS, MOORED STARCH. ACIDITY REGULATOR TRISODIUN CITRATE, GLAZING AGENT CARNAUBA WAX COLOUR E1T2. PRODUCT MAY C ONTAIN AN UNEVEN MDX OF FLAVOURS UTABLE FOR VEGETARANS IEEP COOL AND DRY. BEST BEFOREe DE WRIGLEY GMBH, 0-82004 UNTERHACHING. Www.wR NKUSPRIGER ZUCKERHULLE MIT FRUCHTGESCHMACK ZUCKER GUNDSESIRUP PALMFETT SAUERUNGSMITTEL CITRO SAURE, APFELSAURE 429 T/FETT OF WHICH SATURATES 23g1 DAVON GESATTIGTE FETTSAUREN OF WHICH SUGARS/DAVON ZUCKER SALT/SALZ AGEES CARBOHYDRATE/KOHLENHYDRATE PROTENEWES 0.029 | 001 TRINATRIUMCITRAT, UBERZUGSMITTEL CARNAUBAW CHS, FARBSTOFF E172 OAUWDTROCEN AUFBEWAHRENL MINDESTENS ALTBAR BIS: SIEHE BODEN REFERENZMENGE F REFERENCE INTAKE OF AN AVERAGE ADULT (8400000 t UR EINEN DURCHSCHNITTLICHEN ERWACHSENEN (8400 kJ/2000 kcal) l the lentils are white in celebeation of PRide. Enjoy the mystey ma. siite libertarirynn: holdtheskeletongrillby: snark-isms: ruinedchildhood: 💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈 Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something? They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people. “White pride” omg

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libertarirynn: holdtheskeletongrillby: snark-isms: ruinedchildhood: 💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈 Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something? They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people. “White pride” omg : eli 27 @hometovn skittles did THAT HARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW LIMITED EDITION 2017-03-30, 2:51 PM LIMITED EDITION taste he Rainbow Cーっ SHARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW only one Rainbow mattets this PRide. Give the Rainbow, taste the Rainon KO MARS IRELAND UL PO BO 700 ROMARS IRELAND LUL PO BOX 3856, DUBIN4. Contact us: www.mars.co vireland1890 812 315 Cortactu露www.wn, 'ey.convuk 〇0800 028 7009 PORTIONS PER PACK/PORTIONEN PRO PACKUNG: 4 NUTR TION DECLARATION/NAHRWERT1009 1435 UKIRO CHEWY CANDIES IN A CRISP SUGAR SHELL WITH FRUIT FLAWOURS.ENERGIE NGIDENTSSGRUOSİS RUP PALM FAT, ACOS dTRIC ACID, 404 kcal 176 ka MALCADO. DEXTRİN, MALTOOT RIN FLAVOURINGS, MOORED STARCH. ACIDITY REGULATOR TRISODIUN CITRATE, GLAZING AGENT CARNAUBA WAX COLOUR E1T2. PRODUCT MAY C ONTAIN AN UNEVEN MDX OF FLAVOURS UTABLE FOR VEGETARANS IEEP COOL AND DRY. BEST BEFOREe DE WRIGLEY GMBH, 0-82004 UNTERHACHING. Www.wR NKUSPRIGER ZUCKERHULLE MIT FRUCHTGESCHMACK ZUCKER GUNDSESIRUP PALMFETT SAUERUNGSMITTEL CITRO SAURE, APFELSAURE 429 T/FETT OF WHICH SATURATES 23g1 DAVON GESATTIGTE FETTSAUREN OF WHICH SUGARS/DAVON ZUCKER SALT/SALZ AGEES CARBOHYDRATE/KOHLENHYDRATE PROTENEWES 0.029 | 001 TRINATRIUMCITRAT, UBERZUGSMITTEL CARNAUBAW CHS, FARBSTOFF E172 OAUWDTROCEN AUFBEWAHRENL MINDESTENS ALTBAR BIS: SIEHE BODEN REFERENZMENGE F REFERENCE INTAKE OF AN AVERAGE ADULT (8400000 t UR EINEN DURCHSCHNITTLICHEN ERWACHSENEN (8400 kJ/2000 kcal) l the lentils are white in celebeation of PRide. Enjoy the mystey ma. siite libertarirynn: holdtheskeletongrillby: snark-isms: ruinedchildhood: 💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈 Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something? They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people. “White pride” omg

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<a href="http://holdtheskeletongrillby.tumblr.com/post/159326539360/snark-isms-ruinedchildhood-sorry" class="tumblr_blog">holdtheskeletongrillby</a>:<blockquote> <a href="https://snark-isms.tumblr.com/post/159325434158/ruinedchildhood-sorry-but-all-i-see" class="tumblr_blog">snark-isms</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://ruinedchildhood.com/post/159077186704" class="tumblr_blog">ruinedchildhood</a>: <blockquote>💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈</blockquote> Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something? </blockquote> They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people. </blockquote> “White pride” omg: eli 27 @hometovn skittles did THAT HARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW LIMITED EDITION 2017-03-30, 2:51 PM LIMITED EDITION taste he Rainbow Cーっ SHARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW only one Rainbow mattets this PRide. Give the Rainbow, taste the Rainon KO MARS IRELAND UL PO BO 700 ROMARS IRELAND LUL PO BOX 3856, DUBIN4. Contact us: www.mars.co vireland1890 812 315 Cortactu露www.wn, 'ey.convuk 〇0800 028 7009 PORTIONS PER PACK/PORTIONEN PRO PACKUNG: 4 NUTR TION DECLARATION/NAHRWERT1009 1435 UKIRO CHEWY CANDIES IN A CRISP SUGAR SHELL WITH FRUIT FLAWOURS.ENERGIE NGIDENTSSGRUOSİS RUP PALM FAT, ACOS dTRIC ACID, MALCADO. DEXTRİN, MALTOOT RIN FLAVOURINGS, MOORED STARCH. ACIDITY REGULATOR TRISODIUN CITRATE, GLAZING AGENT CARNAUBA WAX COLOUR E1T2. PRODUCT MAY C ONTAIN AN UNEVEN MDX OF FLAVOURS UTABLE FOR VEGETARANS IEEP COOL AND DRY. BEST BEFOREe DE WRIGLEY GMBH, 0-82004 UNTERHACHING. Www.wR NKUSPRIGER ZUCKERHULLE MIT FRUCHTGESCHMACK ZUCKER GUNDSESIRUP PALMFETT SAUERUNGSMITTEL CITRO SAURE, APFELSAURE PROTENEWES 404 kcal 176 ka 429 T/FETT OF WHICH SATURATES 23g1 DAVON GESATTIGTE FETTSAUREN OF WHICH SUGARS/DAVON ZUCKER SALT/SALZ AGEES CARBOHYDRATE/KOHLENHYDRATE 0.029 | 001 TRINATRIUMCITRAT, UBERZUGSMITTEL CARNAUBAW CHS, FARBSTOFF E172 OAUWDTROCEN AUFBEWAHRENL MINDESTENS ALTBAR BIS: SIEHE BODEN REFERENZMENGE F REFERENCE INTAKE OF AN AVERAGE ADULT (8400000 t UR EINEN DURCHSCHNITTLICHEN ERWACHSENEN (8400 kJ/2000 kcal) l the lentils are white in celebeation of PRide. Enjoy the mystey ma. siite <a href="http://holdtheskeletongrillby.tumblr.com/post/159326539360/snark-isms-ruinedchildhood-sorry" class="tumblr_blog">holdtheskeletongrillby</a>:<blockquote> <a href="https://snark-isms.tumblr.com/post/159325434158/ruinedchildhood-sorry-but-all-i-see" class="tumblr_blog">snark-isms</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://ruinedchildhood.com/post/159077186704" class="tumblr_blog">ruinedchildhood</a>: <blockquote>💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈</blockquote> Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something? </blockquote> They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people. </blockquote> “White pride” omg

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davetheshady: brawltogethernow: shapechangersinwinter: locusimperium: A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic. Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day. Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares 1 cup unsalted butter, softened 1 egg1 cup sugar2 cups flour1 tsp vanilla½ tsp saltTurbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan. Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy. Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour. Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick. Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar. Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula. So I tried this recipe. And it is GREAT. It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars. Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt : davetheshady: brawltogethernow: shapechangersinwinter: locusimperium: A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic. Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day. Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares 1 cup unsalted butter, softened 1 egg1 cup sugar2 cups flour1 tsp vanilla½ tsp saltTurbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan. Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy. Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour. Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick. Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar. Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula. So I tried this recipe. And it is GREAT. It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars. Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt

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becausedragonage: kingdomheartsddd: kingdomheartsddd: christmas-kuchen: These photos were taken around one year apart. One year. Can you imagine living your life without teeth? https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate Have a brief example of what you’d experience: - Unable to eat properly, your health and physical well-being suffers significantly and this shortens your life over time. If you’re like me and have weak jaws, you’ll likely not be able to chew well; you’re going to be swallowing lumps of things, which is uncomfortable, gross, and unhealthy. -Eating can be very painful, to the point you’re going to be eating soup, mashed potatoes, or cream of wheat for at least a few meals. -Self-confidence tanks, and so can your mental health; this has really f*cked me up, leaving me intensely depressed to the point where I’ve pretty much cried for entire days, not to mention trying to adjust to this nightmare that has become my life. - Dentures generally need to be pasted into your mouth (the paste doesn’t usually last that well, and isn’t a fix-all. It also tastes pretty foul.) and tend to cause anything from mild discomfort to bad pain. - You don’t get to eat anything sticky, chewy, etc.; no more toffee, gum, unprocessed meat, salad (yes, even things like lettuce and spinach are VERY difficult to eat. And, forget fresh fruit and veggies. Too firm, - No biting with your front teeth. - There is no real ‘resting place’ for your lower jaw - it’s uncomfortable and even painful to have your gums pressed together, and letting your lower jaw relax and ‘hang’ is almost as bad. - Have you heard someone speak without teeth? You’re liable to repeat things A LOT and feel self-conscious and stupid. -People will shun you, or give you repulsed looks. -Try looking for work when you look like I do, all gums and no teeth. No way you’re getting an interview or a call back. https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate Not to mention that your JAWS SHRINK and make it even more difficult to eat/speak and are prone to FRACTURING. That’s why I am on my knees, begging and praying for the donations I so desperately need to replace my teeth with implants. Implants act like REAL TEETH and I could eat/speak as before and my jaws would stop shrinking. But, I live in poverty and am disabled. I can’t afford it alone. I’m scared this is going to be the end of me. https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate $275 of $29,160 goal Wow! Two hours after I reblogged this and $2,287 of $29,160 goal !!! From the Gofundme link: *My goal was updated after getting the written estimate from my denturist* $24,050 of $32,130 goal She’s almost there! : becausedragonage: kingdomheartsddd: kingdomheartsddd: christmas-kuchen: These photos were taken around one year apart. One year. Can you imagine living your life without teeth? https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate Have a brief example of what you’d experience: - Unable to eat properly, your health and physical well-being suffers significantly and this shortens your life over time. If you’re like me and have weak jaws, you’ll likely not be able to chew well; you’re going to be swallowing lumps of things, which is uncomfortable, gross, and unhealthy. -Eating can be very painful, to the point you’re going to be eating soup, mashed potatoes, or cream of wheat for at least a few meals. -Self-confidence tanks, and so can your mental health; this has really f*cked me up, leaving me intensely depressed to the point where I’ve pretty much cried for entire days, not to mention trying to adjust to this nightmare that has become my life. - Dentures generally need to be pasted into your mouth (the paste doesn’t usually last that well, and isn’t a fix-all. It also tastes pretty foul.) and tend to cause anything from mild discomfort to bad pain. - You don’t get to eat anything sticky, chewy, etc.; no more toffee, gum, unprocessed meat, salad (yes, even things like lettuce and spinach are VERY difficult to eat. And, forget fresh fruit and veggies. Too firm, - No biting with your front teeth. - There is no real ‘resting place’ for your lower jaw - it’s uncomfortable and even painful to have your gums pressed together, and letting your lower jaw relax and ‘hang’ is almost as bad. - Have you heard someone speak without teeth? You’re liable to repeat things A LOT and feel self-conscious and stupid. -People will shun you, or give you repulsed looks. -Try looking for work when you look like I do, all gums and no teeth. No way you’re getting an interview or a call back. https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate Not to mention that your JAWS SHRINK and make it even more difficult to eat/speak and are prone to FRACTURING. That’s why I am on my knees, begging and praying for the donations I so desperately need to replace my teeth with implants. Implants act like REAL TEETH and I could eat/speak as before and my jaws would stop shrinking. But, I live in poverty and am disabled. I can’t afford it alone. I’m scared this is going to be the end of me. https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate $275 of $29,160 goal Wow! Two hours after I reblogged this and $2,287 of $29,160 goal !!! From the Gofundme link: *My goal was updated after getting the written estimate from my denturist* $24,050 of $32,130 goal She’s almost there!

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