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Bad, Disney, and Family: "You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so fucking hard for all of this shit. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We're going to repaint Air Force One, pussy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt 6 days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms & atheist literature from the cockpit. We're going to tax your mega churches so bad Joel Olsteen will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay his light bill. Speaking of Chik Fil A, we're buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ person your sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy. Have fun with the new menu you bigoted fucks. Try the McPence. It's a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother. We're going to gather up ALL of your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal mountain emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton. ALL parks will be renamed Rosa Parks asap. We're replacing Confederate statues with BLM Leaders & Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the WH, we're repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee shelter. We're turning Hannity's office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables & free tampons. And every single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we're adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie." This will make your day...
Beard, Bless Up, and Cookies: u/mr oberts 16d i.redd.it My wife does wedding flowers and occasionally gets to make flower collars for dogs. Here is Donna helping out by modeling @DrSmashlove Today I have reached the high point of my career, bruv. No I did not get a promotion. Nor did I get a raise. Did my title change? Also no. Corner office? No ma’am (thankfully my office-view is pretty dope as it is and for that I am thankful 🤲). Head of a group? Nuh uh. Something sweeter. Something more valuable. Something nearer and dearer to my heart. Today, dear friends, when the food services people (who are the real MVPs) set up my business lunch in the conference center (chicken breasts, fingerling potatoes, Brussels sprouts, salad, rolls and cookies...side note...fingerling? LMAO. Who invented this word? It’s like the daintiest, most petite finger. “Alice has the most adorable hands. They’re not even fingers...they’re fingerlings 🤗.” But I got big hands so what that make me? “Smash got bear paws, bruv. He ain’t een got fingers, he got ‘Fingertons’” 😩 ok imma donkey lemme stop). So anyway when I get to the room and they had lunch set up...THEY ALREADY PUT THE TABASCO AND SRIRACHA OUT THERE FOR ME 😥. I was so happy I was damn near beaming. A lump formed in my throat and a single tear trickled down my low, shaped beard. No more walk of shame to the supplies closet where they hide the seasonings so some of our more Caucasoidally-inclined clients don’t sustain any inadvertent burns (caucasoids I love yall and I know some of u are bout that spicy lifestyle but some of u might damn near cough out a lung out if we keeping it 600 lol.) The staff had my back. They knew that these negotiations are tough when I attempt to choke down a completely unseasoned chicken breast, as my esophagus will sometimes reject food that hasn’t been bathed in at least two or three different hot sauces. Today’s negotiation went wonderfully. I felt like I was skipping about the room in a tutu lmao pause. Anyway I feel like it’s not much more for me to do out here, bruv. I always felt like an outsider in this corporate ting, but today...I still feel like an outsider 🤗 LMAO BUT THEY HAD MY BACK WITH THE HOT SAUCE AND IMMA REMEMBER THIS DAY FOREVER. NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF THE LITTLE WINS. MamaWeMadeIt BLESS UP 🤗😂😂😂

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Animals, Arguing, and College: And how do you suppose you'll build muscle being a vegan and not eating animals??? by eating gerbil food and lentils??? Lmao!!! 50 minutes ago . Edited . Like .山1 . Reply-Message Conscious Muscle Vegan Fitness & Nutrition Dude your comments are clearly based in pure Bro science & ignorance and you have no understanding of macro nutrients or nutrition Amino acids are the building blocks of protein as you know which are responsible for building tissue/muscle. Therefore when eating animal products such as a chicken breast you are digesting the protein and utilizing said amino acids to build. So if you were to eat let's say 4 ounces of tofu or 4 ounces of tempeh as compared to 4 ounces of chicken breast you would be getting quite literally the same protein content and amino acid profile. So please explain to me how it's not possible when you are getting all of the necessary elements to build muscle? Quite literally there is nothing lacking in a plant-based proteins profile as outlined above as compared to that of meat. On top of that with plant protein you do not get the carcinogens, cholesterol or acidic nature of animal product. So again explain to me how you can't build muscle on plant protein and where your data comes from? I'm sure you would argue this as well, did you know that we are herbivores by nature as far as our body chemistry goes? I mean that's what the president of the American College of cardiology says but I'm sure after reading a couple muscle magazines you know more than him? Comment as Conscious Musch..。E 0 Post My brain 🤦‍♂️ VeganAF . . . . . . . veganmuscle veganfitness veganism veganfit plantpowered veganshare vegansofig vegans veganlife veganbodybuilding plantbased plantstrong vegansofinstagram WhatVegansLookLike veganfortheanimals veganstrong vegangains veganstrong crueltyfree vegangirl vegan veganmom noanimalsharmed animalrescue veganfortheanimals vegainz savetheanimals govegan

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