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Mummy says if I get a job I can buy all the chicken tendies I want!: JOSEPH my LITTLE RESUME This little pony went He araduated with aEnest honors and even received a departmental award for academic excellencel While at The cultivated an onsolng love for. COMPUTER SCIENCE& MATHEMAJECS] PONY STATS For two vears he worked as a tutor for the ComePuter Science department. He loves passing on his knowledse and settine evervpony excited about computer science! Education School: Malor: Computer Science Minor: Mathematics GPA: 3.74 Major GPA: 3.98 One summer he worked for the National Institute of Standards and Technolots. He developed an online tool tor analvzine thermal neutron triple axis spectrometry data. He even had his very own nuclear reactor to play with! Favorites internship with IBM. He worked with a team of interns at the Almaden Research Center to develoe technoloy related to online shoppins. But he's not allowed to falk about it too much! (He siened a non-disclosure) Landuases: C. Python Editor: Vim Sublects: Machine Learning. Computer Vision. Compilers Awards/Achievments After eraduation be galloped off to a radio DJ, and freelance web developer. He produces stunnine, hieh euslity websites for all the nice ponies hanaina out in the to work as Award for Academic Achievement Place at ACMHCPC BOSPRE 2 years in a row. at NE North American Resionals in 2010 For a few months be dabbled in domestication. He working for a startup in San Francisco called spearheaded malor prolects. Intrastructure UPerades and code cleaning frenzies while ensuring that thousands of hardworking ponies sot quality. catered lunches of arains, oats, and srasses every dayl The daily piouah kust wasn t for him thoush. so he threw off the bit and bridte and galloped back to He still does contract work for computer science Ph.D. program at the University of Washingtoni Top 5% in Give Me Some Credit. kaggle.com's larest ML competition to date on other companies on occasion. and in the fail he'l be heading off toa The adventure is far from over. What will this little pony do next, who knows?? Mummy says if I get a job I can buy all the chicken tendies I want!

Mummy says if I get a job I can buy all the chicken tendies I want!

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Anon likes pokemon: 46 min. ago Anonymous 28505812 >be me >38 years old, still unemployed >4am >horny after watching 10 episodes of Pokemon: Johto Journey >clomp my way across the landing to mummy's room >clamber onto her bed >MUMMY WUMMY ITS TIME FOR MY TUMMY TO GIVE YOU THE TENDIES THAT COME FROM MY ENDIES >she wakes groggy and confused >"Oh no, no Anon, please. We ssaid-" >she bursts into tears >"We said I would only do it once. You got your 50,000 GBP to promise to never do it again." >stupid bitch is crying hysterically now >"I need to get up for work in an hour. Burger King told me if l'm late again l'll be f-f-fired." >grab her hair and yank her h >NO MUMMY İTS TIME FOR YOU TO RECYCLE THE CHICKEN TENDIES BECAUSE TENDIES FROM MY ENDIES ARE YUMMY FOR MUMMYS TUMMY >tries to wriggle away, gasping hysterically, but I grab her slender wrists with my Charizard strength >MUMMY YOU ARE SO PRETTY I tell her as the tears stream down her red, puffy face >MUMMYEEEEEEEERRRGGGHHH HHHH!!!!! YOU HAVE TO EAT THE SECOND HAND TENDIES >she nods slowly, lower lip quivering >squat myself over mummy's accepting face and pull down my black shorts with the flames up the sides >mummy opens her mouth, trembling with horror and racked with sobs as she tries to keep still, I can feel her hot breath on my hairy, shit-encrusted anus >(tendies tendies from my endies, from my tummy into mummy) I whisper into the night air >within seconds I feel something >a gushing of release and relief from my guts expels explosive and gaseous from my itchy bumhole, spraying and splopping chunks and jets and gooey ropes of every colour all over mummy's face and into her pink, waiting mouth >hear her gagging and crying even harder underneath me >relief is so intense I fall face-first onto her bed, booty naked in the air >EAT MY TENDIES MUMMY, THEYRE SO GOOD AND YUMMY I say into the bedding, muffled >hear her trying to swallow >just keeps gagging and crying >l fall asleep there and when I wake up at 3pm she's gone fucking normie bitch O IMAGES REPLY 4 REPLIES Anon likes pokemon
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