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Hater Gonna Hate
Illness
accidentally
little guy
chilled
no
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mate
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Chill, Dunk, and Friends: THESE GUYS BEATING YOUR FAVORITE TEAMS...
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BOTTOM
AND U SEE DA SHIRT TEXASLONGHORNS BABY, GET AT
UR BOY
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Klay was Harry Potter 😂
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Chill, Memes, and 🤖: When you're chill with everyone
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9gag, Alive, and Chill: What do you like to do for fun 17:04
Listen to music, chill with friends,
swim
17:06
You? 17:06
Drive 17:17
Music 17:17
Gaming 17:17
Series 17:17
Try not to dwell on the fact that all
things on this earth is nothing but an
illusion, that everything that's alive
is just made to die and that nothing
anyone can or will ever do can stop
humanity from there inescapable,
unavoidable fact of death 20
17:20
Sleeping is also fun 17:21
When existentialism hits.
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When existentialism hits. https://9gag.com/gag/ad7xMOV?ref=fbpic
Brains, Chill, and Funny: Rhys da 5'9
@RZM25
Fuck Busha
Everyone is freaking out about
technology like our brains are going
to melt and people won't be able to
communicate in a hundred years
Meanwhile l'm here like calm down
Linda we used to feed actual cocaine
to teething infants, a talking phone is
not going to ruin anyone's life.
Chill out
Chill out
Big Dick, Chill, and Church: ITT: Glorious Retards
>be me
mormonfag
church boring as fuck
not really that interested in going, its a cult, mostly do it for
my family
hate testimony week
basically open mic day once a week at church
people go up and are supposed to talk about how great
god is or whatever, generally just talk about how great they
are and what vacation they went on last
literally just a big dick measuring contest
new family moves into ward
pretty unusual situation: single dad, downie kid. we learned
way later that he accidentally got a girl pregnant, she
wanted to abort downie, he said he'd raise the baby himself
rather than see that happen.
not sure if i agree with it, but gotta admit, that's honorable
as fuck
downies a good kid too, sweet as can be, not as dumb as
you'd think
anyway
testimony week comes around, dreading it
first guy goes up, starts talking about how he baptized a lot
of people on his mission
>am rolling my eyes in five dimensions when I heard downie
roar from across the room
"TEHTIMONEY WEEK IS FOHR TEHTIMONEYS! NOE!"
room goes quiet, guy wraps up quickly, sits down
people tell actual wholesome stuff, they fear the downie.
no dick measuring with him around
next week similar thing happens: woman goes up to talk
about how much she loves her husband, and how he took
the whole family on a trip to mexico recently
Downie interrupts
"TEHTIMONEY! WEEK! IS! FOHR! TEHTIMONEYS! NOE!"
lady sits down, normal talking goes on, im officially
borderline gay for downie
later talking with my edgelord apostate friends, we all talk
about how downie is the best thing to happen to this ward
ever
we find downie and thank him for keeping it real. his dad
is super touched that we all stopped by, we all make sure
to thank downie for his interruptions and tell him to keep it
real
we thought maybe his dad would be annoyed that we were
encouraging this, but his dad was chill as could be
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cont
next week, Downey takes it up a notclh
mormon services have two or three talks a servic, all done by volunteers, but
the talks can suuuuuuck
worst ones are when old people/newly returned missionaries are asked to talk
and they ramble for an hour and a half
old lady is going on and on about growing up in the great depression. we're all
about to go insane when downie stands up
YOU TAHK TOO LON, OTHER SPEACHERS NEED TO TAHK TOO
lady wraps up
we're all in fucking awe of this god among us
anytime somebody rambles, or tries to humblebrag, downie calls them out
its fucking amazing
>church is still a cult but its actually kind of fun now with downie there
me and my edgelord friends keep an eye on him, nobody fucks with our downie
we get near the end of HS when downie has a heart attack
we all visit him in the hospital. we fucking love him
>he survived the heart attack, but he just may not have a whole lot of time left.
the sunday, the dad announces that him and his son are going to be moving out
of state. wants to show his son more of the world before he dies.
me and my friends go to downies house to say goodbye, tell him we're going to
miss him so much, testimoney week is going to turn back to shit with him gone
downie asks if he can tell us a secret
we say sure, you can tell us anything
"Dah tole me wat to say all those times.
>mfw his dad originally used his retarded son as a way to ignore social
conventions and tell people to stfu, but wound up continuing to do it for years
because he knew it was helping him have friends.
>mfw when im not sure if his dad is an asshole or a genius
>mfw I don't even care anymore, I still think fondly of that glorious downie
bastard yelling at old ladies from the back of the chapel
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Anon goes to church
Anon goes to church
Chill, Food, and Whole Foods: Lauren Dobson-Hughes
@ldobsonhughes
Amazing - overheard at Whole Foods.
"Um, I need to read the numbers on
the barcode aloud to you. l don't want
any lasers touching my food."
Y’all need to chill.. 😂☠️ https://t.co/Zcidfg1vFk
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