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The sadomasochistic ride is tempting (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting): Ride Menu Choose one or more types of rides you would like today (You must be 18 years of age or older and over 4'2" tall.) The Stand-Up Ride lohn: The Lyft Driver I tell you about things I learned in prison and poor life choices I have made. Don't put a tattoo of your girlfriend on your butt. It rarely works out well. The Creepy Ride I don't say anything. I just leer at you periodically in the review mirror and lick my lips in an unpleasant, malicious or lascivious manner. The Therapy Ride Tell me about all your problems and I will pretend to care The Sympathy Ride I tell you about my problems and you pretend to care The Silent Ride The Sado-Masochistic Ride l insult you and your relatives (particularly your mother) and be as rude as I possibly can to you the whole trip. WARNING: This ride hegins by me throwing yo out of the car and making you run to catch up. The Chill Out Ride out on beautifu, qwiet classical music and you arrive at your destunation relaxed, refreshed and less likely to complain about the TSA strip search. The Gluttony Ride I recommend the best restaurants in town and warn you to stay away from the other oves ayped ones. (I will join you upon request.) The Jeopardy Ride I tell you fun facts and trivia about Nashville which will help you win game shows and amaze your friends. Hint: Ask me about "hookers Interesting Lyft ride The sadomasochistic ride is tempting (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting)
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vaspider: vaspider: vaspider: vaspider: vaspider: Sitting up watching Steven Universe for the fourth time tonight decided to make header images. Feel free to use these – the bottom one’s sized for Facebook, the other for Twitter (since Twitter likes to cut off the top and bottom of your images). Just don’t remove watermark, please, if you repost/share outside of Tumblr, please provide a link back. Very reasonable, and all that.  I mean I just felt like I needed to make it even more explicit what the entire fuck this episode was about.  Added a few more variants while I was at it, and fixed the missing period on the end of the second sentence in the trans one. Also 2 non-binary variants because perhaps not surprisingly I couldn’t make up my mind about which one I liked best. Aaaand while I was waiting for the dogs to chill out I made a bunch more. These are just the ones I felt like making at the moment, I might add more later.  So I tweaked the rainbow one and added a non-binary version of the version with the quartet. I like them both better.  Then I added a couple more flags: Aaaand then because I get into the zone and keep making things I made shirts, too. Because of course I did.  Steven Universe-Inspired Shirts on NerdyKeppie : DONT NEED YOU TO RESPECT ME: I RESPECT ME. I DON'T NEED YOU TO LOVE ME: I LOVE ME BUT IW TO KNOW VASPIDERINERDYKEPPE ANT YOU OU COULD KNO W ME IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. IDON'T NEED YOU TO RESPECT ME: I RESPECT ME. DON'T NEED YOU TO LOVE ME: I LOVE ME BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU COULD KNOW ME IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. VASPIDERINERDYKEPPE vaspider: vaspider: vaspider: vaspider: vaspider: Sitting up watching Steven Universe for the fourth time tonight decided to make header images. Feel free to use these – the bottom one’s sized for Facebook, the other for Twitter (since Twitter likes to cut off the top and bottom of your images). Just don’t remove watermark, please, if you repost/share outside of Tumblr, please provide a link back. Very reasonable, and all that.  I mean I just felt like I needed to make it even more explicit what the entire fuck this episode was about.  Added a few more variants while I was at it, and fixed the missing period on the end of the second sentence in the trans one. Also 2 non-binary variants because perhaps not surprisingly I couldn’t make up my mind about which one I liked best. Aaaand while I was waiting for the dogs to chill out I made a bunch more. These are just the ones I felt like making at the moment, I might add more later.  So I tweaked the rainbow one and added a non-binary version of the version with the quartet. I like them both better.  Then I added a couple more flags: Aaaand then because I get into the zone and keep making things I made shirts, too. Because of course I did.  Steven Universe-Inspired Shirts on NerdyKeppie
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