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Bad, Doctor, and God: Doritos Cool Roncl www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/this-doritos-hack-will-c...> buzzfeed: Every once in a while you see something that changes your entire life. AldenRants 34-50 @loltubby asked me to rant about overzealous preachers! OhhhhHHHH LAWDY DON'T GET ME SSSSSSSSSSSSTARTEEEEEED! Turn to the person next to you and say, "This rant's for you." If I ever wanted to feel insecure about my own faith, I'd talk to one of these guys for 2 minutes. Literally nothing can be said to these guys that WON'T immediately be brought back to JEEEEZH-UUUUSSSSSSSAHHH. You mention your promotion at work and they'll go, "DON'T FORGET TO GIVE THE GLORY TO GAAHHHHHD." You bring up a new recipe you found that uses a CrockPot and ON COMMAND, they'll go, "WE LIVE IN A MICROWAVE WORLD BUT WE SERVE A CROCKPOT GOD WHO'S GOT SOME JESUS C'MON SOMEBODY!" YOU COULD TRY TO START A CONVERSATION ABOUT TRAFFIC CONES JUST IN THE HOPES IT STUMPS THEM BUT NOOO INSTEAD THEY'LL GO, "YOU KNOW, TRAFFIC CONES LEAD YOU in the DIRECtionnnn of where you're supposed to goooUHHH....MUCH LIKE HOW THE LORD ALMIGHTY INSTRUCTS US TO TAKE THE PATH WE SHOULD TAKE AMEN HALLELU JAHHHHH." You wanted to talk about the new Doctor Strange movie? TOO BAD, YOU'RE TALKIN BOUT THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY SHIFTED THE ENTIRE WORLD INTO ORDER CAN I GET AN AMEN IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT." A flash mob unanimously dressed in white choir robes shows up out of nowhere and encircles you and starts chanting "🎵Our God is an awesome God he reigns!🎶" You try to climb out for a gasp of air but it's no use. Jesus has claimed another angel
Bad, Doctor, and God: Doritos
 Cool Roncl
 www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/this-doritos-hack-will-c...>
 buzzfeed:
 Every once in a while you see
 something that changes your entire
 life.
AldenRants 34-50 @loltubby asked me to rant about overzealous preachers! OhhhhHHHH LAWDY DON'T GET ME SSSSSSSSSSSSTARTEEEEEED! Turn to the person next to you and say, "This rant's for you." If I ever wanted to feel insecure about my own faith, I'd talk to one of these guys for 2 minutes. Literally nothing can be said to these guys that WON'T immediately be brought back to JEEEEZH-UUUUSSSSSSSAHHH. You mention your promotion at work and they'll go, "DON'T FORGET TO GIVE THE GLORY TO GAAHHHHHD." You bring up a new recipe you found that uses a CrockPot and ON COMMAND, they'll go, "WE LIVE IN A MICROWAVE WORLD BUT WE SERVE A CROCKPOT GOD WHO'S GOT SOME JESUS C'MON SOMEBODY!" YOU COULD TRY TO START A CONVERSATION ABOUT TRAFFIC CONES JUST IN THE HOPES IT STUMPS THEM BUT NOOO INSTEAD THEY'LL GO, "YOU KNOW, TRAFFIC CONES LEAD YOU in the DIRECtionnnn of where you're supposed to goooUHHH....MUCH LIKE HOW THE LORD ALMIGHTY INSTRUCTS US TO TAKE THE PATH WE SHOULD TAKE AMEN HALLELU JAHHHHH." You wanted to talk about the new Doctor Strange movie? TOO BAD, YOU'RE TALKIN BOUT THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY SHIFTED THE ENTIRE WORLD INTO ORDER CAN I GET AN AMEN IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT." A flash mob unanimously dressed in white choir robes shows up out of nowhere and encircles you and starts chanting "🎵Our God is an awesome God he reigns!🎶" You try to climb out for a gasp of air but it's no use. Jesus has claimed another angel

AldenRants 34-50 @loltubby asked me to rant about overzealous preachers! OhhhhHHHH LAWDY DON'T GET ME SSSSSSSSSSSSTARTEEEEEED! Turn to the p...

Bad Blood, John Cena, and Memes: When I found out wrestling was fake This was the worse day of my life. I should’ve noticed that shit was fake from the time undertaker won 21 straight times at Wrestlemania. I don’t even get on 4 game win streaks in 2k at the Park, when I play with myself i don’t even last 21 seconds. It was Choir rehearsal & i was forced to go with my mom. It was me and a couple of my church friends. Choir rehearsal was on friday nights so i missed friday night smack down. We was in the church basement where we use to pretend to wrestle and host our own friday night smack down. I always wanted to be triple H but my niggas said I was too fat so i ended up playing as Mark Henry.That shit was hella fun I couldn’t even lie. Wrestlemania was coming up and my niqqa John Cena was going against Triple H for the WWE championship. My boy Kevin was Cena and Mat was Triple H. These niggas had bad blood so it was about to be a heated main event. They fighting and shits getting intense. You knew shit was real when Mat picked up a chair and threw it across the room and it knocked over the picture of Jesus. I felt Deacon Johnson turn in his grave. These niggas went outside on some Smack down here comes the pain shit. We all followed. It looked like Mat was about to lose when our pastor comes outside to break up the fight. Im thinking shit was over but my boy Kevin hit Pastors William's with the F.U. This nigga didn’t Care. I prayed as Pastor Williams laid there waiting to be pinned for the intercontinental championship. Mat got tight cause that was his ride home. Mat hit kevin with a Pedigree with the so much force my balls jiggled. I couldn’t believe what was happening i was bout to dip cause i didn’t see or hear shit but when i turnt my mom hit my shit with the sweet chin music. Put my ass to sleep. I woke up to a ass whooping. I don’t know how Mat got home. When i went to church Pastor Williams couldn’t walk the same, Kevin head was disformed by that vicious pedigree, Nigga has a almond head now. throwback
Bad Blood, John Cena, and Memes: When I found out wrestling was fake
This was the worse day of my life. I should’ve noticed that shit was fake from the time undertaker won 21 straight times at Wrestlemania. I don’t even get on 4 game win streaks in 2k at the Park, when I play with myself i don’t even last 21 seconds. It was Choir rehearsal & i was forced to go with my mom. It was me and a couple of my church friends. Choir rehearsal was on friday nights so i missed friday night smack down. We was in the church basement where we use to pretend to wrestle and host our own friday night smack down. I always wanted to be triple H but my niggas said I was too fat so i ended up playing as Mark Henry.That shit was hella fun I couldn’t even lie. Wrestlemania was coming up and my niqqa John Cena was going against Triple H for the WWE championship. My boy Kevin was Cena and Mat was Triple H. These niggas had bad blood so it was about to be a heated main event. They fighting and shits getting intense. You knew shit was real when Mat picked up a chair and threw it across the room and it knocked over the picture of Jesus. I felt Deacon Johnson turn in his grave. These niggas went outside on some Smack down here comes the pain shit. We all followed. It looked like Mat was about to lose when our pastor comes outside to break up the fight. Im thinking shit was over but my boy Kevin hit Pastors William's with the F.U. This nigga didn’t Care. I prayed as Pastor Williams laid there waiting to be pinned for the intercontinental championship. Mat got tight cause that was his ride home. Mat hit kevin with a Pedigree with the so much force my balls jiggled. I couldn’t believe what was happening i was bout to dip cause i didn’t see or hear shit but when i turnt my mom hit my shit with the sweet chin music. Put my ass to sleep. I woke up to a ass whooping. I don’t know how Mat got home. When i went to church Pastor Williams couldn’t walk the same, Kevin head was disformed by that vicious pedigree, Nigga has a almond head now. throwback

This was the worse day of my life. I should’ve noticed that shit was fake from the time undertaker won 21 straight times at Wrestlemania. I ...

Baked, Books, and Boxing: the signs and the five senses aries: the smell of cigarette smoke, the sight of libra: the smell of vanilla, the sight of painted empty streets at night, the sound of handprints on a wall, the sound of a movie uncontrollable laughter, the taste of tea, the feel soundtrack, the taste of italian food, the feel of a of many kisses. warm bubble bath. taurus: the smell of fresh flowers, the sight of scorpio: the smell of bonfires, the sight of words scribbled out on paper, the sound of a bookshelves in libraries, the sound of a type guilty pleasure pop song, the taste of writer, the taste of whiskey, the feel of an marshmallows, the feel of a good night's sleep. oversized jumper. gemini: the smell of expensive perfume, the sight of sunsets, the sound of water ripples, the sagittarius: the smell of candles, the sight of taste of champagne, the feel of a bathroom tile fairy lights, the sound of a church choir, the taste of mint, the feel of nostalgia. bare-footed. cancer: the smell of baked goods, the sight of capricorn: the smell of book pages, the sight of sunflowers, the sound of seagulls, the taste of tartan patterns, the sound of a busy city street, soft icecream, the feel of sand between your the taste of coffee, the feel of ambition. toes, leo: aquarius: the smell of nail polish, the sight of a the smell of an evening barbecue, the sight full moon, the sound of a music box, the taste of of sparklers, the sound of whistling, the taste of liquorice, the feel of goosebumps. coca-cola, the feel of warm sunshine. pisces: the smell of swimming pools, the sight of virgo: the smell of a forest, the sight of vines on a messed up bed, the sound of a piano, the taste buildings, the sound of vinyls, the taste of avocado, the feel of leaves rustling under your of pancakes, the feel of first love shoes. waaaooh
Baked, Books, and Boxing: the signs and the five senses
 aries: the smell of cigarette smoke, the sight of libra: the smell of vanilla, the sight of painted
 empty streets at night, the sound of
 handprints on a wall, the sound of a movie
 uncontrollable laughter, the taste of tea, the feel
 soundtrack, the taste of italian food, the feel of a
 of many kisses.
 warm bubble bath.
 taurus: the smell of fresh flowers, the sight of
 scorpio: the smell of bonfires, the sight of
 words scribbled out on paper, the sound of a
 bookshelves in libraries, the sound of a type
 guilty pleasure pop song, the taste of
 writer, the taste of whiskey, the feel of an
 marshmallows, the feel of a good night's sleep.
 oversized jumper.
 gemini: the smell of expensive perfume, the
 sight of sunsets, the sound of water ripples, the sagittarius: the smell of candles, the sight of
 taste of champagne, the feel of a bathroom tile fairy lights, the sound of a church choir, the taste
 of mint, the feel of nostalgia.
 bare-footed.
 cancer: the smell of baked goods, the sight of capricorn: the smell of book pages, the sight of
 sunflowers, the sound of seagulls, the taste of tartan patterns, the sound of a busy city street,
 soft icecream, the feel of sand between your
 the taste of coffee, the feel of ambition.
 toes,
 leo: aquarius: the smell of nail polish, the sight of a
 the smell of an evening barbecue, the sight
 full moon, the sound of a music box, the taste of
 of sparklers, the sound of whistling, the taste of
 liquorice, the feel of goosebumps.
 coca-cola, the feel of warm sunshine.
 pisces: the smell of swimming pools, the sight of
 virgo: the smell of a forest, the sight of vines on
 a messed up bed, the sound of a piano, the taste
 buildings, the sound of vinyls, the taste of
 avocado, the feel of leaves rustling under your
 of pancakes, the feel of first love
 shoes.
waaaooh

waaaooh

Memes, Whitney Houston, and Sang: At the age of 11, Whitney Houston started performing as a soloist in the junior gospel choir at the New Hope Baptist Church in Newark, where she also learned to play the piano. . She spent some of her teenage years touring nightclubs where her mother Cissy, a gospel singer, was performing, and she would occasionally get on stage and perform with her. . In 1977, at age 14, she became a backup singer on the Michael Zager Band's single Life's a Party. . The following year, at age 15, Houston sang background vocals for Chaka Khan and Lou Rawls. . In the early 1980s, Whitney started working as a fashion model after a photographer saw her at Carnegie Hall singing with her mother. She appeared in Seventeen and became one of the first women of color to grace the cover of the magazine. . She was also featured in layouts in the pages of Glamour, Cosmopolitan, Young Miss, and appeared in a Canada Dry soft drink TV commercial. . Whitney had previously been offered several recording agencies (Michael Zager in 1980, and Elektra Records in 1981), but her mother declined the offers stating her daughter must first complete high school. . In 1983, Gerry Griffith, an A&R representative from Arista Records, saw her performing with her mother in a New York City nightclub and was impressed. He convinced Arista's head Clive Davis to make time to see Whitney perform. . Clive Davis was impressed and immediately offered a worldwide recording contract which Houston signed. Later that year, she made her national televised debut alongside Davis on The Merv Griffin Show. . Her debut album, Whitney Houston (1985), became the best-selling debut album by a woman in history. . She went on to become one of pop music's best-selling music artists of all-time, with an estimated 170–200 million records sold worldwide. . She released seven studio albums and two soundtrack albums, all of which have diamond, multi-platinum, platinum or gold certification. . RIP, Whitney Houston. Today marks five years since her passing. . JerseyStandup BlackHistory BlackExcellence excellence
Memes, Whitney Houston, and Sang: At the age of 11, Whitney Houston started performing as a soloist in the junior gospel choir at the New Hope Baptist Church in Newark, where she also learned to play the piano. . She spent some of her teenage years touring nightclubs where her mother Cissy, a gospel singer, was performing, and she would occasionally get on stage and perform with her. . In 1977, at age 14, she became a backup singer on the Michael Zager Band's single Life's a Party. . The following year, at age 15, Houston sang background vocals for Chaka Khan and Lou Rawls. . In the early 1980s, Whitney started working as a fashion model after a photographer saw her at Carnegie Hall singing with her mother. She appeared in Seventeen and became one of the first women of color to grace the cover of the magazine. . She was also featured in layouts in the pages of Glamour, Cosmopolitan, Young Miss, and appeared in a Canada Dry soft drink TV commercial. . Whitney had previously been offered several recording agencies (Michael Zager in 1980, and Elektra Records in 1981), but her mother declined the offers stating her daughter must first complete high school. . In 1983, Gerry Griffith, an A&R representative from Arista Records, saw her performing with her mother in a New York City nightclub and was impressed. He convinced Arista's head Clive Davis to make time to see Whitney perform. . Clive Davis was impressed and immediately offered a worldwide recording contract which Houston signed. Later that year, she made her national televised debut alongside Davis on The Merv Griffin Show. . Her debut album, Whitney Houston (1985), became the best-selling debut album by a woman in history. . She went on to become one of pop music's best-selling music artists of all-time, with an estimated 170–200 million records sold worldwide. . She released seven studio albums and two soundtrack albums, all of which have diamond, multi-platinum, platinum or gold certification. . RIP, Whitney Houston. Today marks five years since her passing. . JerseyStandup BlackHistory BlackExcellence excellence

At the age of 11, Whitney Houston started performing as a soloist in the junior gospel choir at the New Hope Baptist Church in Newark, where...

Big Sean, Memes, and The Interview: Big Sean Raises $100,000 To Support Flint Residents Big Sean Raises $100,000 To Support Flint Residents -blogged by @BenitaShae ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ BigSean stopped by The Daily Show with TrevorNoah, where he took the time to address an issue that hits very close to home: the Flint water crisis. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ During the interview, the Detroit native revealed his foundation, the Sean Anderson Foundation, had raised $100,000 to support the residents of Flint, Michigan, where the drinking water was contaminated with high levels of lead. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "I just know it’s not even close to being over. In that situation, I feel like, it wasn’t a natural disaster. It’s something that should’ve been prevented and could’ve been prevented,” he explained. “So it’s just disgusting to think about the damages that these families and even kids have to go through with the lead poisoning.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sean also revealed that the final track on his new album "I Decided," titled "Bigger Than Me" will feature the Flint Chosen Choir. He said he wanted to show his support for his home state through music: “Once you hear it, you’ll see why I wanted them to be on that,” he said. “But I was just happy to have Flint be a part of my album in that way, as well.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Shoutout to Big Sean for putting his money where his mouth is! BallerificCharity
Big Sean, Memes, and The Interview: Big Sean Raises $100,000
 To Support Flint Residents
Big Sean Raises $100,000 To Support Flint Residents -blogged by @BenitaShae ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ BigSean stopped by The Daily Show with TrevorNoah, where he took the time to address an issue that hits very close to home: the Flint water crisis. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ During the interview, the Detroit native revealed his foundation, the Sean Anderson Foundation, had raised $100,000 to support the residents of Flint, Michigan, where the drinking water was contaminated with high levels of lead. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "I just know it’s not even close to being over. In that situation, I feel like, it wasn’t a natural disaster. It’s something that should’ve been prevented and could’ve been prevented,” he explained. “So it’s just disgusting to think about the damages that these families and even kids have to go through with the lead poisoning.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sean also revealed that the final track on his new album "I Decided," titled "Bigger Than Me" will feature the Flint Chosen Choir. He said he wanted to show his support for his home state through music: “Once you hear it, you’ll see why I wanted them to be on that,” he said. “But I was just happy to have Flint be a part of my album in that way, as well.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Shoutout to Big Sean for putting his money where his mouth is! BallerificCharity

Big Sean Raises $100,000 To Support Flint Residents -blogged by @BenitaShae ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ BigSean stopped by The Daily Show with Trevo...

Big Sean, Detroit, and Memes: Big Sean Raises 100,000 to Fight lint Water Crisis Detroit rapper says Flint Chosen Choir will feature on final track of new album, I Decided' IONS LOWS thsoulja4 As a Michigan native, the G.O.O.D. Music artist is especially involved in helping the citizens of Flint, who have had to endure contaminated drinking water since around April 2014. BigSean tells Trevor Noah of The Daily Show that he’s raised about $100,000 through his foundation for the people of Flint. “I just know it’s not even close to being over. In that situation, I feel like, it’s not a natural disaster,” Big Sean says. “It’s something that should’ve been prevented and could’ve been prevented, so it’s just disgusting to think about the damages that these families and even kids have to go through with the lead poisoning.” Sean also explains that his own mother obtained a degree of lead poisoning due to the contaminated water. “It was very hard for her to deal with, but she was able, through holistic care and homeopathic remedies, was able to reverse a lot of the effects of lead poisoning,” Sean says. The 28-year-old MC also reveals that he’s featuring the Flint Chosen Choir on the song “Bigger Than Me,” which is the last track on the new album. Big Sean tells Trevor Noah, “Once you hear it, you’ll see why I wanted them to be on [‘Bigger Than Me’]. But I was just happy to have Flint be a part of my album in that way, as well.” Read More: Big Sean Says He Raised $100,000 for Citizens of Flint, Michigan - XXL | http:-www.xxlmag.com-video-2017-01-big-sean-raised-100000-for-flint-michigan-?trackback=tsmclip 17thsoulja BlackIG17th
Big Sean, Detroit, and Memes: Big Sean Raises
 100,000 to Fight
 lint Water Crisis
 Detroit rapper says Flint Chosen Choir will
 feature on final track of new album, I
 Decided'
 IONS
 LOWS
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As a Michigan native, the G.O.O.D. Music artist is especially involved in helping the citizens of Flint, who have had to endure contaminated drinking water since around April 2014. BigSean tells Trevor Noah of The Daily Show that he’s raised about $100,000 through his foundation for the people of Flint. “I just know it’s not even close to being over. In that situation, I feel like, it’s not a natural disaster,” Big Sean says. “It’s something that should’ve been prevented and could’ve been prevented, so it’s just disgusting to think about the damages that these families and even kids have to go through with the lead poisoning.” Sean also explains that his own mother obtained a degree of lead poisoning due to the contaminated water. “It was very hard for her to deal with, but she was able, through holistic care and homeopathic remedies, was able to reverse a lot of the effects of lead poisoning,” Sean says. The 28-year-old MC also reveals that he’s featuring the Flint Chosen Choir on the song “Bigger Than Me,” which is the last track on the new album. Big Sean tells Trevor Noah, “Once you hear it, you’ll see why I wanted them to be on [‘Bigger Than Me’]. But I was just happy to have Flint be a part of my album in that way, as well.” Read More: Big Sean Says He Raised $100,000 for Citizens of Flint, Michigan - XXL | http:-www.xxlmag.com-video-2017-01-big-sean-raised-100000-for-flint-michigan-?trackback=tsmclip 17thsoulja BlackIG17th

As a Michigan native, the G.O.O.D. Music artist is especially involved in helping the citizens of Flint, who have had to endure contaminated...