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Christmas, Love, and Politics: 'M NOT BEING POLITICAL <p><a href="https://betterwithpulp.tumblr.com/post/176102823603/mister-christmas-klubbhead" class="tumblr_blog">betterwithpulp</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://mister-christmas.tumblr.com/post/176095248960/klubbhead-peccatopotpourri-cisnowflake" class="tumblr_blog">mister-christmas</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/176091084798/peccatopotpourri-cisnowflake-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://peccatopotpourri.tumblr.com/post/176090442177/cisnowflake-libertarirynn-this-reporter" class="tumblr_blog">peccatopotpourri</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/176089592921/libertarirynn-this-reporter-desperately-tried-to" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175861830537/this-reporter-desperately-tried-to-get-a-trump" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This reporter desperately tried to get a Trump soundbite out of Dolly and she was not having it 😂</p></blockquote> <p>Man he was really scrambling for it.</p></blockquote> <p>He tried to pull a fast one on her majesty</p></blockquote> <p>“I’m not in politics, I’m an entertainer”</p><p>I love how he followed that with “and yet you’re also a role model” as if that automatically means she has to bash Trump or something.</p></blockquote> <p> The dregs in their ivory towers should learn from Dolly</p></blockquote> <p>So if you’re an entertainer you shouldn’t have an opinion on politics? Asking for a country run by a corrupt idiot who hosted a TV show.</p></blockquote> <p>She specifically said she *does* have an opinion, it’s just not any of your business.</p>

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