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        scarecrowqueen:

listlesslywandering:

escapedosmil:

homoglobinopathy:

gap-var-ginnunga:

i’m mostly posting this as a reminder to myself, but i think other men struggling with body image or people who are dysphoric about their hips can benefit from seeing this too.
this is part of a body positivity campaign launched by clothing company dressman called #justthewayyouare and if you click that link there’s more body types being represented in their ads.
i have never seen any body positivity for men like this before, marketing ploy or not it DOES help me seeing my body type (wide hips and chub and all) being represented in a public space like this, especially with the word “perfect” attached to it.
i’ve came back to this picture for a while now as a reminder that my body is a valid body, and i hope it will help someone else too.
(credits to @oneflewovergeorgieboysnest for taking this picture and putting it on facebook)

This is important.

For mah dudes

Because men need body positivity too

Signal boost cause all you gents need to be happy in your skin too okay?
: PERFECT GIFTS FOR PERFECT FATHERS
 BOXERSHORTS 99:
 manunderwear Dressmann
 JCDecaux
scarecrowqueen:

listlesslywandering:

escapedosmil:

homoglobinopathy:

gap-var-ginnunga:

i’m mostly posting this as a reminder to myself, but i think other men struggling with body image or people who are dysphoric about their hips can benefit from seeing this too.
this is part of a body positivity campaign launched by clothing company dressman called #justthewayyouare and if you click that link there’s more body types being represented in their ads.
i have never seen any body positivity for men like this before, marketing ploy or not it DOES help me seeing my body type (wide hips and chub and all) being represented in a public space like this, especially with the word “perfect” attached to it.
i’ve came back to this picture for a while now as a reminder that my body is a valid body, and i hope it will help someone else too.
(credits to @oneflewovergeorgieboysnest for taking this picture and putting it on facebook)

This is important.

For mah dudes

Because men need body positivity too

Signal boost cause all you gents need to be happy in your skin too okay?

        

            
            

                
                
                    scarecrowqueen:

listlesslywandering:

escapedosmil:

homoglobinopathy:

gap-var-ginnunga:

i’m mostly posting this as a reminder to myself, but i think other men struggling with body image or people who are dysphoric about their hips can benefit from seeing this too.
this is part of a body positivity campaign launched by clothing company dressman called #justthewayyouare and if you click that link there’s more body types being represented in their ads.
i have never seen any body positivity for men like this before, marketing ploy or not it DOES help me seeing my body type (wide hips and chub and all) being represented in a public space like this, especially with the word “perfect” attached to it.
i’ve came back to this picture for a while now as a reminder that my body is a valid body, and i hope it will help someone else too.
(credits to @oneflewovergeorgieboysnest for taking this picture and putting it on facebook)

This is important.

For mah dudes

Because men need body positivity too

Signal boost cause all you gents need to be happy in your skin too okay?
: PERFECT GIFTS FOR PERFECT FATHERS
 BOXERSHORTS 99:
 manunderwear Dressmann
 JCDecaux
scarecrowqueen:

listlesslywandering:

escapedosmil:

homoglobinopathy:

gap-var-ginnunga:

i’m mostly posting this as a reminder to myself, but i think other men struggling with body image or people who are dysphoric about their hips can benefit from seeing this too.
this is part of a body positivity campaign launched by clothing company dressman called #justthewayyouare and if you click that link there’s more body types being represented in their ads.
i have never seen any body positivity for men like this before, marketing ploy or not it DOES help me seeing my body type (wide hips and chub and all) being represented in a public space like this, especially with the word “perfect” attached to it.
i’ve came back to this picture for a while now as a reminder that my body is a valid body, and i hope it will help someone else too.
(credits to @oneflewovergeorgieboysnest for taking this picture and putting it on facebook)

This is important.

For mah dudes

Because men need body positivity too

Signal boost cause all you gents need to be happy in your skin too okay?

                    
                
            

            
                
                
scarecrowqueen:

listlesslywandering:

escapedosmil:

homoglobinopathy:

gap-var-ginnunga:

i’m mostly posting this as a reminder to myse...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        chub: ATST
 Messages Dad
 call your aunt linda, it's
 8:23PM
 100% .
 Contact
 her birthday
 okay dad will do
 SORRY HIT THE
 WRONG BUTTON
 WTF
 HOW DO YOU DELETE
 TEXT PHOTOS?
 I'M SORRY SON THAT
 WAS AN ACCIDENT
 PLEASE DELETE
 JESUS CHRIST
 DO NOT TELL YOUR
 MOTHER JUST DELETE
 dad
 u have a killer dick!
 what
 that's just a real
 good dick. nice
 please just delete
 and lets move on
 Like, I never really
 thought about your
 dick, but it's actually
 way nicer than I
 okay yeah anyways
 just call aunt linda
 well-trimmed pubes
 good length and
 girth, just the right
 about of chub for a
 dick pic
 bravo dad
 can we stop talking
 about my penis?
 That was an accident
 listen, if i had a dick
 that nice, i'd send out
 pics to people too
 gained a lot of
 respect for you
 today, pops
 see, I don't think I really
 got all of your dick genes
 NO
 STOP
 DELETE THAT
 maybe dick genes
 skip a generation?
 like i got decent
 length, but girth is
 kinda lacking. pubes
 are a lot curlier too,
 not a big fan of that
 WHAT IS WRONG
 WITH YOU???
 I think I heard your
 dick genes are based
 on your maternal
 STOP TEXTING
 'll send to mom and
 get her opinion
 NO DO NOT DO THAT
 cmon mom sent me
 a vag pic last week
 WHAT
 WHAT ARE YOU
 TALKING ABOUT
 what's
 weirded out and upset?
 s wrong? are you
 YES EXTREMELY
 WHAT IS GOING ON
 well now you know
 HOW I FELT WHEN
 MY FUCKING DAD
 SENT ME A DICK PIC
 MAYBE BE A LITTLE
 YOUR GODDAMN
 MORE CAREFUL WITH
 PENIS IN THE FUTURE
 oh
 So you were kidding?
 YES you fucking weirdo,
 I was trying to scare you
 IM YOUR CHILD, I
 DO NOT WANT TO
 THINK ABOUT YOUR
 GENITALS
 understood, I apologize
 Good
 you do got a killer dick
 tho. seriously. respect
 thank you
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                    chub: ATST
 Messages Dad
 call your aunt linda, it's
 8:23PM
 100% .
 Contact
 her birthday
 okay dad will do
 SORRY HIT THE
 WRONG BUTTON
 WTF
 HOW DO YOU DELETE
 TEXT PHOTOS?
 I'M SORRY SON THAT
 WAS AN ACCIDENT
 PLEASE DELETE
 JESUS CHRIST
 DO NOT TELL YOUR
 MOTHER JUST DELETE
 dad
 u have a killer dick!
 what
 that's just a real
 good dick. nice
 please just delete
 and lets move on
 Like, I never really
 thought about your
 dick, but it's actually
 way nicer than I
 okay yeah anyways
 just call aunt linda
 well-trimmed pubes
 good length and
 girth, just the right
 about of chub for a
 dick pic
 bravo dad
 can we stop talking
 about my penis?
 That was an accident
 listen, if i had a dick
 that nice, i'd send out
 pics to people too
 gained a lot of
 respect for you
 today, pops
 see, I don't think I really
 got all of your dick genes
 NO
 STOP
 DELETE THAT
 maybe dick genes
 skip a generation?
 like i got decent
 length, but girth is
 kinda lacking. pubes
 are a lot curlier too,
 not a big fan of that
 WHAT IS WRONG
 WITH YOU???
 I think I heard your
 dick genes are based
 on your maternal
 STOP TEXTING
 'll send to mom and
 get her opinion
 NO DO NOT DO THAT
 cmon mom sent me
 a vag pic last week
 WHAT
 WHAT ARE YOU
 TALKING ABOUT
 what's
 weirded out and upset?
 s wrong? are you
 YES EXTREMELY
 WHAT IS GOING ON
 well now you know
 HOW I FELT WHEN
 MY FUCKING DAD
 SENT ME A DICK PIC
 MAYBE BE A LITTLE
 YOUR GODDAMN
 MORE CAREFUL WITH
 PENIS IN THE FUTURE
 oh
 So you were kidding?
 YES you fucking weirdo,
 I was trying to scare you
 IM YOUR CHILD, I
 DO NOT WANT TO
 THINK ABOUT YOUR
 GENITALS
 understood, I apologize
 Good
 you do got a killer dick
 tho. seriously. respect
 thank you
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        Anon gets laid: Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)19:54:36 No. 746664631
 >2746670273
 My autistic tinder hookup
 be me, 19
 > ust quit night job, sleep schedule fucked up
 > have a cold
 > trying to stay up to fix sleep schedule, dying
 > fuck with girls on tinder, don't really care about it
 > used to try to get girls on it, gave up after only whales and
 retards were dtf
 > match with a mexican girl, 50 miles away
 > she's okay looking, not bad but nothing too special
 > send her a message saying "u like spaghettio?"
 > spaghettio's autocorrected to spaghettio, I thought it was funny
 > she just says "yes"
 > don't reply for a few hours
 > she sends me a message saving "you look like you have a big
 dick
 > I am confused and assure her that I do not
 > she says she wants to be penetrated
 > she says that she is moving away for school soon and doesn't want anything serious
 > I look her up on facebook and make sure that l'm not being catfished
 > see that she's about to move from the Midwest to California for school
 > the school is a community college
 > the subject gets changed, I ask her about herself while I nervously try to decide if I should
 fuck her
 > she starts telling me about her political stances, and how she wants to change the world
 > says she wants to teach at an inner-city school
 > I asked if she has ever gone to one, she says no but that she rode a bus with one once, and
 the students were all ignorant
 > she sends me a 15 minute john oliver video about translators helping the military in the
 middle east
 > I watch it for some reason
 > she starts talking about us fucking again
 > decide fuck it, I'm tired of missing my chances to get free puss
 > my only prior sexual experience is jerking my flaccid dick off on an escort's couch for 10
 minutes
 tell her I'm dtf, ask for her numbe
 > she won't give it to me, she doesn't want us to get that close since she's moving
 > tells me she doesn't want to kiss when we hook up
 > fine with me, I'm bad at it anyways
 > she sends me her address

 Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)19 57 04 No. 746664850
 File: 2.ipg (35 KB, 324x470)
 s it's almost 10 pm at this point, I've already been awake for 23 hours
 > I shower and finally leave at like 11
 get in my newly-purchased $1500 piece of shit car
 > loud as fuck, power steering barely functional, tire pressure terrible
 > start heading to her house, 1 hr 20 min trip according to google
 > realize that I should stop to get a 5 hour energy and put air in my
 tires
 > go to speedway, buy the 5 hour energy
 -1/--Hime
 > cashier keeps talking to me about how I'll need it for pokemon go (it just came out)
 > he won't stop talking about it, meanwhile im nervous as fuck
 finally leave, put air in my tires
 > their pressure is extremely low and I've only driven for 20 minutes so far
 > keep going, scared that car isn't going to be able to make it
 > stop again at another speedway, about an hour into the trip
 >put the air in my tires, try to find my way back to highway
 > have shitty ass cheap phone service, can't get google maps to load
 > just get back on highway and keep driving for a while
 > google maps is loading again, I make it to her town
 > having severe stomach issues, about to shit myself
 > lose service in her town, have no idea where I'm at
 >pull up to a sketchy ass gas station, go in to release my bowels
 > later in life I find out that I have irritable bowel syndrome
 > shit in the bathroom for probably 15 minutes, it's now almost 1 am
 > leave the bathroom, 2 men standing at the counter smiling at me
 > avoid eye contact and leave
 > still nervous as fuck and without phone service
 > drive around her town not knowing what to do
 >want to go home, but I've already made it this far so I cant give up
 finally get service, check tinder to see over 10 messages from her
 > she's getting pissed and wants to know what's going on
 > I park in front of someone's house and tell her that I'm lost
 > try to memorize directions to her house in case I lose service again
 > head to her house once again, lose service

 >think I find her house, but it's a two-family house and her neighbors
 are outside for some reason
 > not sure what to do or where to park
 drive around the block a few times, her neighbors are obviously
 suspicious that my loud ass car keeps passing by
 finally decide to park, pull up in front of her house
 > her neighbors are staring at me, start calling someone
 > luckily have service and can message her
 > tell her ive arrived
 > unluckily she's retarded and won't come to the door
 she tells me to just walk in
 > tell her that sounds sketchy
 > she still wont come to the door, says shes busy drinking water
 neighbors still staring at me, almost 10 minutes have passed
 > decide fuck it, ill walk in
 > cop car pulls up as im getting out of my car
 s they shine their spotlight on me, they don't say anything
 > I wave like the autist I am to them
 > they don't react
 > just walk in, my heart is pounding
 > she's standing by the doorway wearing panties and a tank top
 > don't understand why she didn't just let me in but whatever
 she grabs me and leads me through her dark house
 > there is a child that she is supposed to be babysitting sleeping on the couch
 > her bed is just 2 twin size beds next to each other
 > it's hot as fuck and I don't think there is any AC, only a fan
 there's a huge mirror in front of her bed
 > Christmas lights all over her room
 > she lays down
 > I stand there awkwardly, unsure of what to do
 > just make small-talk about her neighbors
 she says something like "are we going to fuck or not?"
 > nervously strip to my baggy boxer-briefs
 >get in the bed, start kissing her thighs
 > she tells me to eat her out
 > I have no idea how to
 pull her panties off and start licking her nether regions
 no clue what im doing, she seems to be enjoying somehow though
 > decide to stick a finger in, she likes it
 s haphazardly jam more fingers in, she still likes it

 O Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)20:12:17 No.746666235
 File: 4ipg (20 KB, 450x319)
 2-746666831 >-746669345
 >barely get it on, stick my chub inside her
 > thrust into her for a couple minutes, starting to lose breath
 > losing my boner
 minutes
 losing my boner
 > I get up and take my condom off
 > she starts sucking my dick
 her face is right around the corner from my asshole and I just had
 diarrhea
 she says she wants to ride me, I lay in the middle of her bed
 > the mattresses start to spread apart
 >I move to lay against the wall mostly on one mattress
 > it was dark so I couldn't tell, but I probably left ass sweat and shit stains all over her bed
 her titties are in my face, not totally sure what to do about them
 > I get back on top
 go for a few more minutes until I almost die
 she asks whyI keep getting so tired
 fuck her
 > I've been up for over 24 hours at this point, still sick
 we lay around talking about stuff for a while
 >trying to cool off, I don't even have a water
 >she rubs her hand on my dick and licks the precum off her finger
 > she sits on my dick while telling random stories
 tells me about how she was molested as a child
 probably giving me herpes
 > child starts knocking on door, crying
 > she yells at him to get back to bed
 > we get back to sex after 45 minutes
 try a few more positions
 > get her to try out some stuff like titty fucking and a foot job
 > I say "im gay" every time we switch positions because I am an autist and find it funny
 she asks me why I keep making fun of gay people
 she starts licking my mouth and tongue even though she said we shouldn't kiss
 > she's rubbing my dick on her clit and im about to cum
 > not sure what to do or say or where to cum
 > start to cum on her chest
 she sticks my dick in her mouth as I finish
 > we clean up, I ask her if she wants me to leave or if we should keep fucking
 > she says she planned on continuing
 > I somehow don't lose my erection and im miraculously able to continue
 >we do a few more positions, my unprotected dick is inside her while there is probably
 cum in my urethra

 Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)20:14:53 No.746666535·
 File: 5ipg (258 KB, 1300x1131)
 746667711
 >im fucking her hard at one point, she's
 moaning "seel See!"
 > ask her "see what?
 > she says "no, Spanish"
 > Im a retard
 > almost an hour goes by, we're both tired and
 hot now
 she says she really wants to do some freaky shit, asks me for ideas
 > I don't fucking know
 > I think she mightve came twice, I don't really remember
 >she came at least once, not sure how I did it
 >I just want to get another nut off
 > she's ferociously sucking my dick, im
 >she gives up and lays with her face in the bed, her ass up
 > it takes every little bit of energy for me to cum onto her ass
 9 she tells me to take a photo so I do
 >she tries to move my hand to her asshole, I resist
 > get dressed, go for a hug
 she gives me a high-five instead, doesn't want us to get close
 >say bye, leave
 > drive home for over an hour
 >awake for like 30 hours, dehydrated, hot
 > contemplating life, the possibility that I got her pregnant
 > probably have herpes
 > just want to go home and shower and sleep
 > have never felt so dead inside
 >get home after 5 am, dad is getting ready for work
 >go to sleep without showering
 > periodically look her up to make sure she isn't pregnant
 struggling to cum
Anon gets laid
        

            
            

                
                
                    Anon gets laid: Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)19:54:36 No. 746664631
 >2746670273
 My autistic tinder hookup
 be me, 19
 > ust quit night job, sleep schedule fucked up
 > have a cold
 > trying to stay up to fix sleep schedule, dying
 > fuck with girls on tinder, don't really care about it
 > used to try to get girls on it, gave up after only whales and
 retards were dtf
 > match with a mexican girl, 50 miles away
 > she's okay looking, not bad but nothing too special
 > send her a message saying "u like spaghettio?"
 > spaghettio's autocorrected to spaghettio, I thought it was funny
 > she just says "yes"
 > don't reply for a few hours
 > she sends me a message saving "you look like you have a big
 dick
 > I am confused and assure her that I do not
 > she says she wants to be penetrated
 > she says that she is moving away for school soon and doesn't want anything serious
 > I look her up on facebook and make sure that l'm not being catfished
 > see that she's about to move from the Midwest to California for school
 > the school is a community college
 > the subject gets changed, I ask her about herself while I nervously try to decide if I should
 fuck her
 > she starts telling me about her political stances, and how she wants to change the world
 > says she wants to teach at an inner-city school
 > I asked if she has ever gone to one, she says no but that she rode a bus with one once, and
 the students were all ignorant
 > she sends me a 15 minute john oliver video about translators helping the military in the
 middle east
 > I watch it for some reason
 > she starts talking about us fucking again
 > decide fuck it, I'm tired of missing my chances to get free puss
 > my only prior sexual experience is jerking my flaccid dick off on an escort's couch for 10
 minutes
 tell her I'm dtf, ask for her numbe
 > she won't give it to me, she doesn't want us to get that close since she's moving
 > tells me she doesn't want to kiss when we hook up
 > fine with me, I'm bad at it anyways
 > she sends me her address

 Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)19 57 04 No. 746664850
 File: 2.ipg (35 KB, 324x470)
 s it's almost 10 pm at this point, I've already been awake for 23 hours
 > I shower and finally leave at like 11
 get in my newly-purchased $1500 piece of shit car
 > loud as fuck, power steering barely functional, tire pressure terrible
 > start heading to her house, 1 hr 20 min trip according to google
 > realize that I should stop to get a 5 hour energy and put air in my
 tires
 > go to speedway, buy the 5 hour energy
 -1/--Hime
 > cashier keeps talking to me about how I'll need it for pokemon go (it just came out)
 > he won't stop talking about it, meanwhile im nervous as fuck
 finally leave, put air in my tires
 > their pressure is extremely low and I've only driven for 20 minutes so far
 > keep going, scared that car isn't going to be able to make it
 > stop again at another speedway, about an hour into the trip
 >put the air in my tires, try to find my way back to highway
 > have shitty ass cheap phone service, can't get google maps to load
 > just get back on highway and keep driving for a while
 > google maps is loading again, I make it to her town
 > having severe stomach issues, about to shit myself
 > lose service in her town, have no idea where I'm at
 >pull up to a sketchy ass gas station, go in to release my bowels
 > later in life I find out that I have irritable bowel syndrome
 > shit in the bathroom for probably 15 minutes, it's now almost 1 am
 > leave the bathroom, 2 men standing at the counter smiling at me
 > avoid eye contact and leave
 > still nervous as fuck and without phone service
 > drive around her town not knowing what to do
 >want to go home, but I've already made it this far so I cant give up
 finally get service, check tinder to see over 10 messages from her
 > she's getting pissed and wants to know what's going on
 > I park in front of someone's house and tell her that I'm lost
 > try to memorize directions to her house in case I lose service again
 > head to her house once again, lose service

 >think I find her house, but it's a two-family house and her neighbors
 are outside for some reason
 > not sure what to do or where to park
 drive around the block a few times, her neighbors are obviously
 suspicious that my loud ass car keeps passing by
 finally decide to park, pull up in front of her house
 > her neighbors are staring at me, start calling someone
 > luckily have service and can message her
 > tell her ive arrived
 > unluckily she's retarded and won't come to the door
 she tells me to just walk in
 > tell her that sounds sketchy
 > she still wont come to the door, says shes busy drinking water
 neighbors still staring at me, almost 10 minutes have passed
 > decide fuck it, ill walk in
 > cop car pulls up as im getting out of my car
 s they shine their spotlight on me, they don't say anything
 > I wave like the autist I am to them
 > they don't react
 > just walk in, my heart is pounding
 > she's standing by the doorway wearing panties and a tank top
 > don't understand why she didn't just let me in but whatever
 she grabs me and leads me through her dark house
 > there is a child that she is supposed to be babysitting sleeping on the couch
 > her bed is just 2 twin size beds next to each other
 > it's hot as fuck and I don't think there is any AC, only a fan
 there's a huge mirror in front of her bed
 > Christmas lights all over her room
 > she lays down
 > I stand there awkwardly, unsure of what to do
 > just make small-talk about her neighbors
 she says something like "are we going to fuck or not?"
 > nervously strip to my baggy boxer-briefs
 >get in the bed, start kissing her thighs
 > she tells me to eat her out
 > I have no idea how to
 pull her panties off and start licking her nether regions
 no clue what im doing, she seems to be enjoying somehow though
 > decide to stick a finger in, she likes it
 s haphazardly jam more fingers in, she still likes it

 O Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)20:12:17 No.746666235
 File: 4ipg (20 KB, 450x319)
 2-746666831 >-746669345
 >barely get it on, stick my chub inside her
 > thrust into her for a couple minutes, starting to lose breath
 > losing my boner
 minutes
 losing my boner
 > I get up and take my condom off
 > she starts sucking my dick
 her face is right around the corner from my asshole and I just had
 diarrhea
 she says she wants to ride me, I lay in the middle of her bed
 > the mattresses start to spread apart
 >I move to lay against the wall mostly on one mattress
 > it was dark so I couldn't tell, but I probably left ass sweat and shit stains all over her bed
 her titties are in my face, not totally sure what to do about them
 > I get back on top
 go for a few more minutes until I almost die
 she asks whyI keep getting so tired
 fuck her
 > I've been up for over 24 hours at this point, still sick
 we lay around talking about stuff for a while
 >trying to cool off, I don't even have a water
 >she rubs her hand on my dick and licks the precum off her finger
 > she sits on my dick while telling random stories
 tells me about how she was molested as a child
 probably giving me herpes
 > child starts knocking on door, crying
 > she yells at him to get back to bed
 > we get back to sex after 45 minutes
 try a few more positions
 > get her to try out some stuff like titty fucking and a foot job
 > I say "im gay" every time we switch positions because I am an autist and find it funny
 she asks me why I keep making fun of gay people
 she starts licking my mouth and tongue even though she said we shouldn't kiss
 > she's rubbing my dick on her clit and im about to cum
 > not sure what to do or say or where to cum
 > start to cum on her chest
 she sticks my dick in her mouth as I finish
 > we clean up, I ask her if she wants me to leave or if we should keep fucking
 > she says she planned on continuing
 > I somehow don't lose my erection and im miraculously able to continue
 >we do a few more positions, my unprotected dick is inside her while there is probably
 cum in my urethra

 Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)20:14:53 No.746666535·
 File: 5ipg (258 KB, 1300x1131)
 746667711
 >im fucking her hard at one point, she's
 moaning "seel See!"
 > ask her "see what?
 > she says "no, Spanish"
 > Im a retard
 > almost an hour goes by, we're both tired and
 hot now
 she says she really wants to do some freaky shit, asks me for ideas
 > I don't fucking know
 > I think she mightve came twice, I don't really remember
 >she came at least once, not sure how I did it
 >I just want to get another nut off
 > she's ferociously sucking my dick, im
 >she gives up and lays with her face in the bed, her ass up
 > it takes every little bit of energy for me to cum onto her ass
 9 she tells me to take a photo so I do
 >she tries to move my hand to her asshole, I resist
 > get dressed, go for a hug
 she gives me a high-five instead, doesn't want us to get close
 >say bye, leave
 > drive home for over an hour
 >awake for like 30 hours, dehydrated, hot
 > contemplating life, the possibility that I got her pregnant
 > probably have herpes
 > just want to go home and shower and sleep
 > have never felt so dead inside
 >get home after 5 am, dad is getting ready for work
 >go to sleep without showering
 > periodically look her up to make sure she isn't pregnant
 struggling to cum
Anon gets laid
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        The Irish Herald used a picture of @stormzyofficial for their article about Lukaku... 🙈🙈🙈: ONDAY 10 JULY 2017
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The Irish Herald used a picture of @stormzyofficial for their article about Lukaku... 🙈🙈🙈
        

            
            

                
                
                    The Irish Herald used a picture of @stormzyofficial for their article about Lukaku... 🙈🙈🙈: ONDAY 10 JULY 2017
 PERFECTION FROM
 SPIRIT OF
 LIONS
 REAPER KILDAREMAYNOT
 REVIVED
 SERIES
 離 RI
 EVEN BE ENOUGH
 PAUL CURRAN PAGES 60-61
 SE
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 new
 Conor McK
 THE Dublin
 are expecte
 confira Ger
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 ham's (inaet
 their senior
 hurling ma
 er in the co
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 land chan
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 county be
 to bear fr
 within th
 and area
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 years of
 results a
 triker confident he canfil Zlatan position
 ri Marikham
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 over the weekend, aßer polloe were calied to a
 at the maasion he had rented while on
 the coun
 new ter
 to be for
 e will have no problem r
 no problem re. tuak is determitned to peove he la worth
 lacing ZAatan Ibrahimovicas Who wowald say no to the biggst chub in the
 Manchester United's striker, vorsd lsaks The isan cgortunity that
 Tve wusted since I was achild, Sow it's teme to
 have to work far harder than heatan dil a wonderul Joh Lakaiau told
 har been spent
 were re
 1B of th
 But he acknowledges he will
 did at Everton
 olcun imrmatinan work nte xher he on>
 than he
 wock harder than I ever did before
 Ldaku tod
 ESPN. "He was the main guy at Manchester
 return
 oen
 蚀movic. I wilig up the striker position in my
 bimoxie Iill fil up the strker ponision in my
 to work really hard and
 pleted a medical ahesd of a 75illion move a but
 1have
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The Irish Herald used a picture of @stormzyofficial for their article about Lukaku... 🙈🙈🙈
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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