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So yesterday bruv I was driving and my windshield wiper fluid ran out. Bro I done told y’all before, I don’t know about cars. I’m good at a few very specific things. Being handy ain’t one of them. So after some momentary panic, I hit the market and buy some wiper fluid. Then I consulted my rock. My confidante. My soulmate: Google 😍. First I had to know where’s the button in my car to pop the hood. Googled 🤗. Then I had to figure out where is that stick that props up the hood! Googled 😁. Finally, “where do I put wiper fluid”. Googled that but this time the google assistant wanna pop up like “Look for the large plastic cap in the lower left hand corner. Also, our algorithm indicates that You Might Like: ‘how to freshen your Nani naturally with Organic Lavender 🌷’, ‘Kylie’s New Perfectly Pregnant Eye Shadow - Reviews and On-Skin Test!’ and ‘Cosmopolitan: 17 Ways to Blow his Mind in Bed!’” And by then I’m like “U KNOW WHAT GOOGLE ENUF OF U TODAY GOODBYE ASF 😂”. And that got me thinking 🤔. What happened before Google? In the 1980s, what if I pulled over and didn’t know how to fill my wiper fluid? Simple. I’d pull over. I’d fiddle with my hood for 45 minutes while my girl stay in the car, worried for her life. Then a nice redneck man would pull over in a pickup... [to continue the story y’all gotta chune in to Part 2, bless up! 😂😂😂]: Was trying to sneak a photo when this pretty girl suddenly turned around and flashed me this big smile @DrSmashlove Reddit u/erisedwild So yesterday bruv I was driving and my windshield wiper fluid ran out. Bro I done told y’all before, I don’t know about cars. I’m good at a few very specific things. Being handy ain’t one of them. So after some momentary panic, I hit the market and buy some wiper fluid. Then I consulted my rock. My confidante. My soulmate: Google 😍. First I had to know where’s the button in my car to pop the hood. Googled 🤗. Then I had to figure out where is that stick that props up the hood! Googled 😁. Finally, “where do I put wiper fluid”. Googled that but this time the google assistant wanna pop up like “Look for the large plastic cap in the lower left hand corner. Also, our algorithm indicates that You Might Like: ‘how to freshen your Nani naturally with Organic Lavender 🌷’, ‘Kylie’s New Perfectly Pregnant Eye Shadow - Reviews and On-Skin Test!’ and ‘Cosmopolitan: 17 Ways to Blow his Mind in Bed!’” And by then I’m like “U KNOW WHAT GOOGLE ENUF OF U TODAY GOODBYE ASF 😂”. And that got me thinking 🤔. What happened before Google? In the 1980s, what if I pulled over and didn’t know how to fill my wiper fluid? Simple. I’d pull over. I’d fiddle with my hood for 45 minutes while my girl stay in the car, worried for her life. Then a nice redneck man would pull over in a pickup... [to continue the story y’all gotta chune in to Part 2, bless up! 😂😂😂]

So yesterday bruv I was driving and my windshield wiper fluid ran out. Bro I done told y’all before, I don’t know about cars. I’m good at...

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Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab @DrSmashlove Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).

Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv?...

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Now from what I could tell, Montana allow 11 colored people into the state at any given time 😂. So far I done seen two Asians (who looked lost AF and low key a little scared 🤗), a Mexican, a Native American, and two black dudes. The black dudes was with slightly older white women and both of them was wearing baseball caps, so I couldn't see their scalp line...which could only mean one thing...They already got to em bruh 😞. I was briefly considering flashing my phone camera light in their face to cure the brothers but a motherfucker on vacation dammit I ain't ready to be the sequel 😂. Now among this sea of comely white women in this great state Bruh I realized a trend - they got cheeks like a motherfucker 😍. At first this confounded me - was it the genetic mix? Was it evolution? Was it dietary? Does elk meat give a woman a deliciously ample posterior? None of these theories satisfied me. But then I see how they live. See Bruh in Chicago a girl roll out of bed. Walk the two blocks to work. On the way, she cop a milky, sugary mixed coffee drink. She take the train to work. She get off work she meet friends for tacos and beer at a happy hour spot. She take a uber home. If she work out then she hit a gym but otherwise her movement is limited. NOT MONTANA WOMEN BRUH. These ladies get off work and they take they big ass dog for a run on a up-hill (up-mountain?) trail. They get attacked by a bear Bruh they punch him in the grill, wrestle his ass, throw him off a cliff. They fuck around and race a coyote. Go hang off a bald eagle and fly across a forest. U feel me? Grab a deer, slit its throat, butcher the meat, cook that shit over a fire, feed they dog fresh deer meat, take its hide for warmth. She get back home she like "ok time to watch Netflix." Montana women earthy AF bruh. In chune with Mother Nature herself. And all this strenuous physical leisurely activity work they ass out magnificently 🍑. Shout to the great state of Montana. Might be the whitest place I've ever been but this particular species of white ladies got fatties on them and I for one love it bless up 🍰😍😂😂😂: it was her 16th birthday today... @DrSmashlove 0 Now from what I could tell, Montana allow 11 colored people into the state at any given time 😂. So far I done seen two Asians (who looked lost AF and low key a little scared 🤗), a Mexican, a Native American, and two black dudes. The black dudes was with slightly older white women and both of them was wearing baseball caps, so I couldn't see their scalp line...which could only mean one thing...They already got to em bruh 😞. I was briefly considering flashing my phone camera light in their face to cure the brothers but a motherfucker on vacation dammit I ain't ready to be the sequel 😂. Now among this sea of comely white women in this great state Bruh I realized a trend - they got cheeks like a motherfucker 😍. At first this confounded me - was it the genetic mix? Was it evolution? Was it dietary? Does elk meat give a woman a deliciously ample posterior? None of these theories satisfied me. But then I see how they live. See Bruh in Chicago a girl roll out of bed. Walk the two blocks to work. On the way, she cop a milky, sugary mixed coffee drink. She take the train to work. She get off work she meet friends for tacos and beer at a happy hour spot. She take a uber home. If she work out then she hit a gym but otherwise her movement is limited. NOT MONTANA WOMEN BRUH. These ladies get off work and they take they big ass dog for a run on a up-hill (up-mountain?) trail. They get attacked by a bear Bruh they punch him in the grill, wrestle his ass, throw him off a cliff. They fuck around and race a coyote. Go hang off a bald eagle and fly across a forest. U feel me? Grab a deer, slit its throat, butcher the meat, cook that shit over a fire, feed they dog fresh deer meat, take its hide for warmth. She get back home she like "ok time to watch Netflix." Montana women earthy AF bruh. In chune with Mother Nature herself. And all this strenuous physical leisurely activity work they ass out magnificently 🍑. Shout to the great state of Montana. Might be the whitest place I've ever been but this particular species of white ladies got fatties on them and I for one love it bless up 🍰😍😂😂😂
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