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Church, Community, and Shit: kathleen @soriathleen i went to church and the priest asked us to pray for those that passed away in the parish community and as he was listing the names, someone heard their name and yelled, "i'm not dead i'm still here" i almost lost my shit 1/13/19, 3:13 PM “I’m not dead I’m still here”

Blackpeopletwitter, Church, and Crime: anti-oedipussy @non_performance Follow Tell me why I was in church thinking about getting my pussy ate, and the guest speaker gon point in my direction a say, "renew your thoughts!" Skskwjwkw I was so scared 10:56 AM-13 Jan 2019 3,624 Retweets 25,255 Likes2O Thot crime in the house of the Lord (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Church, Memes, and Songs: Tokunbo Oshisanya @Stunner_Guy Who else used this Legend? SONGS OF PRAISE @Stunner_Guy Raise your hands if you used it 🙌🏽🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♀️ . KraksTV GospelSunday Church GospelSong SongsOfPraise

Raise your hands if you used it 🙌🏽🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♀️ . KraksTV GospelSunday Church GospelSong SongsOfPraise

Church, Friends, and Lol: When you get dragged out to your friend's Singles Group at their church memesforjesus.conm 10 Hilarious Christian Memes that Made us LOL This Week!

10 Hilarious Christian Memes that Made us LOL This Week!

Church, Crush, and Girls: 5 Tips to Help Your Christian Wife Find You 1. Evangelize to men you meet 2. Bring those men to church 3. Now there are more men in church 4. Thanks for helping the ratio 5. Christian girls are forever grateful and will tell your crush how amazing you are @thedtrblog 10 Hilarious Christian Memes that Made us LOL This Week!

10 Hilarious Christian Memes that Made us LOL This Week!

Church, The Church, and Doit: doit havre mvch, Tn He donated 18 cents to the Church.

He donated 18 cents to the Church.

Church, Life, and Classical Art: When mom makes you go to church but you still metal XC EN Heavy metal is life

Heavy metal is life

Advice, Church, and Driving: This is actual advice the news is giving to Southerners for driving in snow TWITTER ADVICE FROM @Chadsu42 TRAFFIC , STOPPED-SLOW SLOwNG-FAST lf you rarely drive on snow ust pretend you're taking our grandma to church. here s aiplatter of biscuits ad 2 gallons of sweet tea In glass jars in the backiseat. She's wearing a new dress and holding a crock pot full of gravy. 01 dingtonAR re CBS WBTV 3 News at 6am ONY Lol

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Church, Box Office, and Office: MAD Magazine @MADmagazine At the box office this weekend, The Predator took first place and The Nun took second, which is coincidentally the same way the Catholic Church ranks their priorities. 9/17/18, 9:38 PM Roasting the Catholic Church

Roasting the Catholic Church

Church, Funny, and God: Maddy O'Brien @Maddy_Obrien27 Hallelujah started playing at church today Kid behind me: mom this is the Shrek song Thank god there is still hope for the next generation.

Church, Dad, and Memes: DREW @yalljust_myfans Confession: My dad is a Pastor & I play the piano at church when l'm home.I religiously play R&B songs during portions of the service to see who notices. l've been playing "Between the sheets" by the lsley Brothers for almost 6 months and today my mom finally noticed Post 1886: I’m a salad so it’s really hard for me to play any instruments

Post 1886: I’m a salad so it’s really hard for me to play any instruments

America, Church, and Jimmy Carter: Ive always been fully committed to separation of church and state. I didn't permit worship services in the White House as had been done earlier. I wa:s careful not ever to promote my own Christianity as superior in America to other religions, because I feel all religious believers should be treated carefully." Former President Jimmy Carter Can someone tell Republican evangelicals this?

Can someone tell Republican evangelicals this?

Church, Memes, and Fuck: "I'm Tired of This Church" I fuck with this kid on every level 😂😂😂😂😂

Church, Funny, and God: Maddy O'Brien @Maddy_Obrien27 Hallelujah started playing at church today Kid behind me: mom this is the Shrek song Thank god there is still hope for the next generation. Warms my heart

Warms my heart

Church, God, and Hallelujah: Maddy O'Brien @Maddy_Obrien27 Hallelujah started playing at church today Kid behind me: mom this is the Shrek song Thank god there is still hope for the next generation Everybody follow @theyamgram 🔥🔥

Everybody follow @theyamgram 🔥🔥

Christmas, Church, and Memes: WHEN THE CHURCH GIVES THE PASTOR A GIFTCARD FOR CHRISTMAS @HonestYouthPastor 9 Christmas Memes That Gave Us a Good Laugh This Week

9 Christmas Memes That Gave Us a Good Laugh This Week

Church, God, and Memes: Church mor not if GOD carried you through the week say AMEN IG @QuotesFromTheHeart100 Amen! 🙏🏽🙏🙏🏼

Amen! 🙏🏽🙏🙏🏼

Church, Memes, and Today: MAN LIKE DRIZZYI @drizzyposhh So What's your excuse for not going to church today? I overslept is not an excuse oh 😒😒😒😒 krakstv sunday happysunday

I overslept is not an excuse oh 😒😒😒😒 krakstv sunday happysunday

Christmas, Church, and Tumblr: youreyesblazeout: kittygory: worldcircus: Kind of gives you chills . Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it. As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.

Apparently, Candy, and Children: @PENCILEDCELEBRITIES OPENCILEDCELEBRITIES @PENCILEDCELEBRITIES IF YOU TELL ANYON RAY dykedottir: layingdownsomebatfeets: cumbler-tumbler: layingdownsomebatfeets: cumbler-tumbler: alwaysbewoke: jesussaysno: I don’t get the man one ? the entire series is focused on stopping all abuse the man here has his mouth covered up by a woman wearing a wedding ring. meaning he is being abused by his wife. of the men i’ve known and spoken to about being abused by their wives, one of the common ways wives will try to “make up” for the abuse is literally with money. fucking crazy sad shit but women who abuse their men (bf or husband) also believe us to be super materialistic and so they can just buy us. i could go on but i don’t want to. it’s too fucking gross. this is clearly pedophila in the catholic church. a profoundly evil act that is is primarily aimed at little boys. this is child molestation in the black community that tarted little black girls overwhelmingly. usually by a family member and usually a male family member with candy being used to buy their silence. and this is an abused wife. the hand is male wearing a wedding ring. similar to the wife abusing the husband, an attempt to buy silence happens with flowers, candy and jewelry being the common gifts. i respect that this artist (a woman i believe) covered such a wild range of abuse even the ones we don’t talk about. I think that’s a dripping anatomical heart in the flower, too. :( Still don’t get the man one tbh. Is there an epidemic of rich women beating their husbands? I honestly don’t know. I am not familiar with the phenomenon, but knowing that male-on-female domestic violence vastly outweighs the reverse, I had to assume that it was included because otherwise she would have caught hell for it. I mean, apparently it does happen, so… Male violence against women and children is at actual epidemic levels. I know a few men who have suffered violence at the hands of female partners and it’s awful and unacceptable. But they were also all in a position to 1) leave and easily survive and/or 2) if they hit back would very much be able to stop the attack. As in if they hit back the woman would be ko’d. I’m not saying female on male violence is ok I’m saying it isn’t a ‘thing’ in the way the others are. Agreed. Men have the means to leave abusive relationships much quicker than most abused women do (if ever). Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck youFuck you fuck you fuck you fuck youFuck you fuck you fuck you fuck youFuck you fuck you fuck you fuck youFuck you fuck you fuck you fuck youFuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

Church, Dogs, and Family: Follow So my sister found out I was a furry She did not approve PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE "Furries? In my family?" It's more likely than you think FREE PC CHECK Feb 17 I have an update Sestra Furry Twitter should be banned. Message You guys missed the best part Cinnamon Subwoofer @itsko... 2d OK so since this got like, really popular I think l'd be remiss if I didn't give credit to the amazing artist who drew the art on the wall that started all of this, @Fireflufferz! MARILYN MONROE@Firefluf.... 2d Replying to @itskonomichi whats her favorite anima Cinnamon Subwoofer @itsko... 2d Dogs, particularly G-sheps and huskies but Foof wait why tl 62 879 MARILYN MONROE @Firefluf... 2d v because Yall missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS They're in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

Church, Funny, and House: This church looks like a gingerbread house Looks delicious

Looks delicious

Church, Funny, and Turn Up: When u turn up on Saturday night but forget you have to be in church the next morning 😭😂😂😂

Church, Memes, and Lucifer: i think that my favorite thing to happen in art history is when a guy made a lucifer statue that was too hot for church so they commissioned his brother who made an even hotter one Hail @satan

Hail @satan

Church, Memes, and Jokes: Don't you think you went a little too far with the Catholic Church jokes? FOX5 Don't vou think the Catholic Church went a little too far? Well ill be dammed via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2SUpChR

Well ill be dammed via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2SUpChR

Church, Memes, and Money: U.S. NEWs NUNS STEAL $50OK Dec 12 |Two nuns allegedly gambled with money embezzled from a Catholic school in CA Two nuns, Sisters Mary Margaret Kreuper and Lana Chang, embezzled around $500,000 from a Catholic school in Torrance, CA where they worked. The two sisters reportedly used the money to travel, including trips to casinos in Las Vegas. The missing funds from tuition fees and donations were discovered by auditors of the archdiocese. ___ The Torrance Police Department is investigating the case after church officials decided to press charges on December 6th.

Two nuns, Sisters Mary Margaret Kreuper and Lana Chang, embezzled around $500,000 from a Catholic school in Torrance, CA where they worked. ...

Advice, Bad, and Church: This is actual advice the news is giving to Southerners for driving in snovw TWITTER ADVICE FROM @Chadsu42 TRAFFIC TOPPEDSLOWSLOWNNG FAST if you rarely drive on snow, our grandma to church. olly just pretend you're taking here's aiplatter of biscuits and 2 gallons of sweet tea in glass jars in the backiseat. She's wearing a new dress tand holding w a crock pot full of gravy. dington re CBS WBTV 3 News at 6am It’s actually snowing pretty bad down south right now. Nothing to be alarmed about. Totally normal weather pattern.

It’s actually snowing pretty bad down south right now. Nothing to be alarmed about. Totally normal weather pattern.

Church, Humans of Tumblr, and Living: kate king @myhoneypeaches if you aren't someone the church would've killed 400 years ago are you even living? 8:50 PM 14 Nov 18

Church, Obama, and Casino: Bishop Talbert Swan y @TalbertSwan White evangelicals: Obama - 1 wife, 26 yrs, 2 kids by his wife, church goer, activist, politician, no extramarrital scandals ANTICHRIST Trump 3 wives, 5 kids by 3 women, abortions by mistresses, non church goer, casino owner, multiple extramarital scandals - GOD'S ANOINTED 12/5/18, 3:59 AM (S)

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Blackpeopletwitter, Church, and Obama: Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan White evangelicals Obama - 1 wife, 26 yrs, 2 kids by his wife, church goer, activist, politician, no extramarrital scandals ANTICHRIST Irump- 3 WiVes, 5 Kids by 3 Women, abortions by mistresses, non church goer, casino owner, multiple extramarital scandals GOD'S ANOINTED 12/5/18, 6:59 AM nastywomanagainstcorruption White Evangelicals are not Christians. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

White Evangelicals are not Christians. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

At-St, Church, and Memes: AP Photo/David J. Phillip, Pool My grandfather was thankful for his country. He was grateful to lead a country where people can go as far and as fast as their dreams can take them.> George P. Bush FOX NEWS chan neI George P. Bush remembered his grandfather as the "most gracious, most decent, most humble man" that he will ever know during the 41st president's funeral at St. Martin's Episcopal Church in Houston.

George P. Bush remembered his grandfather as the "most gracious, most decent, most humble man" that he will ever know during the 41st presid...

At-St, Church, and Memes: AP Photo/David J. Phillip, Pool People pay their respects as the flag-draped casket of former President George H.W. Bush lies in repose at St. Martin's Episcopal Church Wednesday in Houston.

People pay their respects as the flag-draped casket of former President George H.W. Bush lies in repose at St. Martin's Episcopal Church Wed...

Church, Grandma, and Lean: 3 hrs Today, I showed my grandmother Ricky Gervais's Twitter. "Granny," I told her, "i you can browse this page for an hour and still be a Christian, 'lI come to church with you every Sunday for the rest of your life." She agreed. Twenty minutes later, grandma waddled into the living room, and dumped her bibles right in the trash. She smiled to me, and said "'d like to try a marijuana, please." idr Like Comment Share D 17 Write a comment... “I’ll have two shots, a cocktail large, a zoot wrapped in a bible page, an ecstasy tab, two pot brownies, one with shrooms, and a large lean.”

“I’ll have two shots, a cocktail large, a zoot wrapped in a bible page, an ecstasy tab, two pot brownies, one with shrooms, and a large lean...

Church, Google, and News: Verizon 19% Q Search FOX NEWS FOX NEWS Show Less 'SpongeBob SquarePants' fans start petition to get 'Sweet Victory' sung at Super Bowl halftime 12 mins ago Google staffers discussed burying conservative news outlets, but tech giant claims talks didn't amount to anything 16 mins ago odla Dutch church holds 24/7 service to shield asylum-seeker 31 mins ago South Korean train crosses demilitarized zone into North Korea for first time in a decade 32 mins ago Supporters of Ecuadorian immigrant block federal building 38 mins ago Go to Saved Stories WEATHER Show More awesomacious: This petition to raise awareness of ALS and pay tribute to the creator of Spongebob is extremely wholesome

awesomacious: This petition to raise awareness of ALS and pay tribute to the creator of Spongebob is extremely wholesome

Church, cnn.com, and Family: @CNN T his Dutch church is holding an 800-hour-and-counting service to shield a family from deportation cnn.it/2RsqJ89

Church, Google, and Memes: Verizon 19% Q Search FOX NEWS FOX NEWS Show Less 'SpongeBob SquarePants' fans start petition to get 'Sweet Victory' sung at Super Bowl halftime 12 mins ago Google staffers discussed burying conservative news outlets, but tech giant claims talks didn't amount to anything 16 mins ago odla Dutch church holds 24/7 service to shield asylum-seeker 31 mins ago South Korean train crosses demilitarized zone into North Korea for first time in a decade 32 mins ago Supporters of Ecuadorian immigrant block federal building 38 mins ago Go to Saved Stories WEATHER Show More positive-memes: This petition to raise awareness of ALS and pay tribute to the creator of Spongebob is extremely wholesome

positive-memes: This petition to raise awareness of ALS and pay tribute to the creator of Spongebob is extremely wholesome

Church, Google, and News: Verizon 19% Q Search FOX NEWS FOX NEWS Show Less 'SpongeBob SquarePants' fans start petition to get 'Sweet Victory' sung at Super Bowl halftime 12 mins ago Google staffers discussed burying conservative news outlets, but tech giant claims talks didn't amount to anything 16 mins ago odla Dutch church holds 24/7 service to shield asylum-seeker 31 mins ago South Korean train crosses demilitarized zone into North Korea for first time in a decade 32 mins ago Supporters of Ecuadorian immigrant block federal building 38 mins ago Go to Saved Stories WEATHER Show More This petition to raise awareness of ALS and pay tribute to the creator of Spongebob is extremely wholesome

This petition to raise awareness of ALS and pay tribute to the creator of Spongebob is extremely wholesome

Ass, Bitch, and Church: I dont mind a nigga hugging my girl but it you pick her up and do that cute twirl, imma break your jaw 10/30/18, 10:36 AM 80 Retweets 244 Likes Papa John, @johnda... 10/30/18 Or one of them rocking side to side hugs 2 you will receive arn uppercut at mach speed I’ll beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with that choppa. i remember I was going to football tryouts with my bros in high school. Them niqqas was encouraging me to go but I didn’t want to. They put me on to how the girls who wanted to be cheer leaders be pulling up and watching. I use to be fat. A cheese burger away from being Obeast. During practice coach had the nerve to put me on the skin team for skin vs shirts. Man my titties were wet like submarine missles. I missed every catch bro. I look like the clam when Patrick tossed that peanut at the museum. I felt embarrassed as fucked getting my ankles swirled by my bro Demarcus. Why he had to juke my ass out my church shoes tho. All the hoes was laughing bro. I caused a 3 magnitude earth quake. My crush who I invited was still faithfully sitting there in the stands. I managed to get one touchdown off a safety. I saw her looking at me and I knew she saw me flex on em. Practice was over and I tried to approach my crush for her number. I seen my bro Demarcus pull up. King cock block you don’t say? Nigga was asking about tomorrow hw like he gonna do it. Shorty was hype to see him. Boy went up and gave her one of them rocking chair hugs. When ya meat pressed up against her stomach. Nigga was looking over her shoulders with that Vegeta smirk like” yea ima fuck yo bitch”. I held back tears like the G I was pose to be. I met that Biggs Demarcus in the locker room after to toss hands. That boy punted my ass across the locker room. I ain’t never get a tackled so hard. I felt like a crushed bag of chips. I laid there with no hoes and in need of a ice pack. I learned every homie ain’t ya homie when it comes to pussy 😔. I’m still a where my hug ass niqqa.

Church, Juice, and Memes: this preacher pulling up to church like it's a travis scott show Imaooo LaFerarri to Jamba Juice

Church, Future, and Memes: BACON THAT COOKSITSELF THE FUTURE IS NOVW Cup of coffee and a bacon sammich before church... I'll have to say a special "thank you" today, for self-cooking bacon! Yes!

Cup of coffee and a bacon sammich before church... I'll have to say a special "thank you" today, for self-cooking bacon! Yes!

Church, Lmao, and Classical Art: The floor is the Catholic Church This kid lmao

This kid lmao

Church, Memes, and Usher: That overly cheerful usher at church that's always excited to see you. @edgychristianmemes 17 Christian Memes This Week That Will Give You a Good Laugh!

17 Christian Memes This Week That Will Give You a Good Laugh!

Church, Friends, and Memes: When the church service ends but your parents start talking to their church friends faithcomed 17 Christian Memes This Week That Will Give You a Good Laugh!

17 Christian Memes This Week That Will Give You a Good Laugh!

Church, Memes, and Bible: When the verse on the church projector is totally different from the Bible verse in your version. 17 Christian Memes This Week That Will Give You a Good Laugh!

17 Christian Memes This Week That Will Give You a Good Laugh!

Church, Women, and How: How women feet be looking in church when they feet too big for the flats

Bitch, Church, and Drunk: A slightly drunk woman is watching tv and yells "Don't go there! Don't go to the church you dumb bitch!" Her husband asks "What are you watching?" "Our wedding video" 38 Funny Quotes Laughing So Hard 10

Church, Memes, and Home: When your mom catches you sleeping during church but she's not close enough to pinch you Wait till you get home 😂😂😂

Church, Confused, and Fail: The Church Of Satan replied VIPortal INC @VIPortalINC 8h People Are Confused by the Church of Satan's Lawsuit Against Netflix dlvr.it/ OgsZn VIP Lucien Greaves @LucienGreaves Follow For purposes of comparison... 13 38 Including you it seems, given that we are not suing. 12 33 819 For those who came to see brazen liars get their just desserts. #liars #lying #online #calledout #fail #win #justice

For those who came to see brazen liars get their just desserts. #liars #lying #online #calledout #fail #win #justice

Af, Church, and Funny: How your mom looks at you when you're falling asleep in church 0:14 Accurate af😂

Church, Dad, and Dank: When your dad catches vou falling asleep during church The look of disgust

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