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Barbie, Crime, and God: fs you-cant-stop-the-moriparty OHMYGOD Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! doomsong13 WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board for a bulletin board doomsong13 BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! just-a-cardboard-box Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie pudding-is-the-new-fondue OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE! LEAVE THOSE DIRTY diamondintherough96 ...Seriously? People. Wow. Open your EYES Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? blainesbedroom CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! doomsong13 Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 doomsong13 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? fandomblogger Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! doomsong13 I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL! the-peregrine-mendicant what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry aeolus06 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin' sense of style, woman! magnusisms theres a dead body best-of-tumblr You must be fun at parties You must be fun at party’s
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Definitely, Taken, and Target: Tips for trying on and safely using your new binder! 1. Please be mindful of our exchange process, so please make sure you try your binder on when you are clean. Deodorant marks and dirt stains are taken into account during the inspection 2. Wet skin and binders do not mix ! Make sure you are dry before trying on the binder to prevent excess pulling and stress on the material 3. Our binders were designed to be pulled on over your nead like a tank top. Do not try to pull it over your waist and hip area. For the tanks style, hold the compression panel when you pull on your binder as it is the most durable area 4. Don't force it! Your binder is meant to have a snug fit, but if it doesn't fit over your shoulders, don't force it. Pack it up for an exchange and we will make sure you get the right size :+ 5. Take a day or two off of binding each week! Give your body time to rest! 6. We recommend binding 8 - 10 hours a day at most; take a break during the day if you can. <3 If you have any questions or concerns about your binder don't hesitate to reach out! support@gc2b.info trans-boi-lou: Binding tips from gc2b for all you trans dudes and other individuals who bind! Gc2b binders are great and not super expensive, halves are about $33. They ship in the U.S. and internationally. I definitely recommend them to anyone looking into getting a binder. Stay safe kiddos!

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Being Alone, Bodies , and Fire: KIC STA 10 Here's a salutary lesson for anyone who uses Original Source mint and tea tree shower gel for the first time. It's pretty strong stuff. How strong? THIS strong. I Know, I Need To Stop Talking Yesterday at 2:35am Um, Original Source.. can we talk? I'd like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good. I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck, breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class bathing experience. And then. AND THEN. Oh. Dear, God. MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE "MY FUCKING FLAPS!!!!" For a moment, I wasn't entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch? BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. 'KEEP AWAY FROM EYES. Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Franky my eyes were the least of my problems right now. I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce. 7,929 tingling leaves' claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasn't tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.) Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive. May I suggest a rebranding of the front of your bottles of Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel? Something along the lines of the following: 7,927 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it screams for mercy If nothing else, it will certainly stand out on the shelf Anyways, thanks for brightening up my morning. And my front bottom, which has never been so lively Kisses, IKINTST xxx She's not the alone one to have had such an experience. Mary E Sparrow We have a bottle of this and I made the same mistake! And then to add fuel to the fire, shaved my delicate area! My husband and our son also made the mistake of applying it to their bobby danglers and let's just say their golden balls shot back up inside their bodies and didn't come out again for days!!! So we feel your pain and reading this I cried laughing, partly in mirth and partly discomfort at the memory Wendy Tinsley I'm assuming its a similar sensation to when your dick of a Husband replaces the andrex bum wipes with flash lemon fresh wipes... Was like my minnie has been dipped Fiona Neale I used this on my little boy when he was tiny, didn't think about the effects. As soon as I had scrubbed him clean he announced that his winky had pins and needles'. He sat for an hour with a cold flannel on him and still likes to remind me of his trauma Of couse there must be someone like it Kirren Gumbo Summers I find it quite refreshing, V especially if used to clean your ring, it's like having a midget that's eaten extra strong mints, blow on your rusty bullet hole all day- most welcome in the midst of summer Woman’s hilarious ‘flaps on fire’ rant goes viral after using Original Source mint shower gel
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Juice, Massage, and Tumblr: exfoliating ace cream 50ml/1.69oz extoliatin ace cream 50ml/1.69oz Exfoliates, Replenishes, Soothes A gentle formulation that enhances the skin's own natural process of removing dead surface cells, impurities and aloe vera dulling substances. A completely non-abrasive cream whichlactic cid melts into the skin. The botanical ingredients dissolve the lipids which bond dead surface cells, working to loosern dead skin. Gently rubbing the exfoliant on the face, allows almond the soft jojoba spheres to gather the dead cells and impurities. The process restores brightness and luminosity and smoothes light surface irregularities, while the oils and Jjo6a extracts feed and sooth the skin leaving it comfortably so lemon yet toned and more supple and encourages the skin to regenerate urea chamomile Directions Apply the cream on clean skin (preferably after using the face wash) and let the cream absorb for 3-5 minutes Massage gentl During the massage you will feel the soft jojoba spheres collecting the dead skin cells, dry skin and the dirt from clogged pores Rinse your face Use once a week. Not more often jojoba sgheres soyabean lecithin glycerin vitamin C oranse gragefruit neroli y for 1-2 minutes in circular motions. INCI: Distilled Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Hydrogenated Jojoba wax, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparaffin/Laureth-7, Urea, Soja Hispida (Soya Bean) Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Glycerin, Lecithin, Citrus Medica Limonum (Lemon) Peel Oil, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Oil, Citrus aurantium (Neroli) Oil, Citrus Grandis (Grapefruit) Seed, Extract Anthemis Nobilis (Chamomile), Flower Water, Lactic acid, L-Ascorbic acid (Vitamin C), 2-bromo-2-nitro-propane-1, 3-diol,BHT ORGANICS HAND MADE novelty-gift-ideas:Organics Handmade Shop

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Juice, Massage, and Tumblr: exfoliating ace cream 50ml/1.69oz extoliatin ace cream 50ml/1.69oz Exfoliates, Replenishes, Soothes A gentle formulation that enhances the skin's own natural process of removing dead surface cells, impurities and aloe vera dulling substances. A completely non-abrasive cream whichlactic cid melts into the skin. The botanical ingredients dissolve the lipids which bond dead surface cells, working to loosern dead skin. Gently rubbing the exfoliant on the face, allows almond the soft jojoba spheres to gather the dead cells and impurities. The process restores brightness and luminosity and smoothes light surface irregularities, while the oils and Jjo6a extracts feed and sooth the skin leaving it comfortably so lemon yet toned and more supple and encourages the skin to regenerate urea chamomile Directions Apply the cream on clean skin (preferably after using the face wash) and let the cream absorb for 3-5 minutes Massage gentl During the massage you will feel the soft jojoba spheres collecting the dead skin cells, dry skin and the dirt from clogged pores Rinse your face Use once a week. Not more often jojoba sgheres soyabean lecithin glycerin vitamin C oranse gragefruit neroli y for 1-2 minutes in circular motions. INCI: Distilled Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Hydrogenated Jojoba wax, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparaffin/Laureth-7, Urea, Soja Hispida (Soya Bean) Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Glycerin, Lecithin, Citrus Medica Limonum (Lemon) Peel Oil, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Oil, Citrus aurantium (Neroli) Oil, Citrus Grandis (Grapefruit) Seed, Extract Anthemis Nobilis (Chamomile), Flower Water, Lactic acid, L-Ascorbic acid (Vitamin C), 2-bromo-2-nitro-propane-1, 3-diol,BHT ORGANICS HAND MADE novelty-gift-ideas:Organics Handmade Shop

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