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Beach, India, and Plastic: #MAHIMBEACH CLEANUP BEFORE ai India is waking up, the mahimbeachcleanup has cleared more than 700 tons of plastic from our beach. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2F9wPGz

India is waking up, the mahimbeachcleanup has cleared more than 700 tons of plastic from our beach. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2F9...

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Community, Fanfiction, and Fuck You: staff It's been almost two years since we last updated Tumbir's terms and policies. A lot has happened since then! To make sure these documents tully reflect our product and philosophies, and are as understandable and up-to-date as they can be, our Legal and Policy teams have taken the last few weeks (and a tremendous amount of care) to update our Terms of Service, Privacy Policy, and Community Guidelines. Ther you Attention! er of changes, so w ou read them all fo o Updates to reflect changes to our products over the last two years o Information about how we work with our new parent company, Yahoo o Credits for open source projects o Some language that makes it easier for U.S. government organizations to blog on Tumblr o An attribution policy reminding people not to be jerks o Updated annotations(! You can review the drafts via the links above. You can also see every change, letter for letter, on GitHub (minus the plain English annotations) We're planning to officially launch the new terms soon and we'd really love to staff It's been almost two years since we last updated Tumblr's terms and policie s you all know; tumblr is changing its privacy policy, erms/conditions and community guidelineS What they convenient To mal sure these documents fully reflect our product and philosophles, and update our Il for o Cleanup to make al of the documents more readable ears y, Yahoo Credits for open source projects An attribution policy reminding people not to be jerks You can review the drafts via the links above. You can also see every change letter for letter, on GitHub (minus the plain English annotations) We're planning to officially launch the new terms soon and we'd really love to hear any questions or concerns. 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The legalese is basically a great big ol’ FUCK YOU. So yeah, signal boost the hell out of this. Does this include your own fanfiction as well? THIS IS WRONG AND HORRIBLE GUYS REBLOG THIS
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