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Definitely, Gif, and Omg: did you know? There are pencils that turn into plants when you're done using them Their erasers are replaced with seed capsules, allowing you to stick them into soil and sprout yourself a new plant once they're too short to write with. PHOTO: SPROUTWORLD DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM <p><a href="https://artwitchpath.tumblr.com/post/172446039386/mortwitch-skrata-did-you-kno-there-are" class="tumblr_blog">artwitchpath</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mortwitch.tumblr.com/post/142372313974">mortwitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrata.tumblr.com/post/142370742164">skrata</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://did-you-kno.tumblr.com/post/142364731926">did-you-kno</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>There are pencils that turn into plants when you’re done using them. </p> <figure data-orig-width="830" data-orig-height="307" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9422dd00f85fabf8bc15a1c6d2fa0a11/tumblr_inline_o54g86Djlq1sjh1ps_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="830" data-orig-height="307"/></figure><p> The ‘Sprout Pencil’ is the first sustainable pencil in the world that can be planted after use. <br/></p> <figure data-orig-width="724" data-orig-height="435" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/02770cdf0e34442e5af40551da915b22/tumblr_inline_o54ha5iiXl1sjh1ps_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="724" data-orig-height="435"/></figure><p><i>“We have chosen the seeds for our pencils with great care, and they germinate quickly: i.e. within 1-3 weeks, depending on the seed variety. Most plants can be grown both indoors and outdoors.” </i><br/></p> <figure data-orig-width="456" data-orig-height="344"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc5b993db4c099676010a789e49b4e8d/tumblr_inline_o54g8oA5hk1sjh1ps_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="256" data-orig-height="144"/></figure><p>It’s made of natural materials: the body is cedar wood, and the “lead” is a mixture of clay and graphite.</p> <figure data-orig-width="849" data-orig-height="399" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/15a500e9eedd2e2e5da2a8fe6680241c/tumblr_inline_o54gb4xp0K1sjh1ps_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="849" data-orig-height="399"/></figure><p>Sprout pencils are available in 22 varieties, including sunflower, mint, lavender, sage, forget-me-not, cherry tomato, sweet pea, cilantro, and wild strawberry.</p> <figure data-orig-width="529" data-orig-height="321" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54d31c74795a1ea5ec04bf2272f3c096/tumblr_inline_o54g9hFUYv1sjh1ps_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="529" data-orig-height="321"/></figure><p><b>What to do</b><br/></p> <p><i>“When the Sprout Pencil has become too short to write with, it is ready to be planted. Follow the simple instructions below and see your Sprout pencil sprout.”</i></p> <figure data-orig-width="815" data-orig-height="1187" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c81aa37305cbe2d889ed7dade411bf9d/tumblr_inline_o54g9ymIXA1sjh1ps_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="815" data-orig-height="1187"/></figure><p>They are also available in the colored pencil variety, which makes me oh-so-happy! <br/></p> <figure data-orig-width="1030" data-orig-height="400" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4785142e053889de186a1590a0282822/tumblr_inline_o54g94zx3O1sjh1ps_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1030" data-orig-height="400"/></figure><p><a href="http://www.iflscience.com/environment/these-pencils-can-grow-plants-if-you-place-them-pot">Source</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m almost positive there’s a spell use for these. Someone more clever will probably think of it.</p> </blockquote> <p>Art witches could use these herbs omggg. Drawing protective sigils with the basil or rosemary one omggggggggggggggg. </p> </blockquote> <p>OMG! Best thing I’ve seen in forever. I’m definitely getting some of these!!</p> </blockquote>

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Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist <p>Humans are cute! via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2IFAjzz">https://ift.tt/2IFAjzz</a></p>

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Bodies , Cute, and Family: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist <p>Humans are cute!</p>

<p>Humans are cute!</p>

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Books, Computers, and Facebook: "This teacher deserves an award. He was teaching about Microsoft Word without...you know, computer." SCROLL BAK <p><a href="http://christiancgtomas.tumblr.com/post/172388454903/funnyjoke-respect-funny-memes-updated" class="tumblr_blog">christiancgtomas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://funny.in/post/172311565383/respect-funny-memes-updated-daily" class="tumblr_blog">funnyjoke</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>RESPECT 👏👏💪</p> <p>Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀</p> </blockquote> <h2><a href="https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2018/03/01/589519475/computer-teacher-with-no-computers-chalks-up-clever-classroom-plan">His name is Owura Kwadwo Hottish of Ghana.</a></h2> <p>He has been teaching about computers for six years, but without actual computers to provide for his students, he illustrates for them on a chalkboard. He learned art and graphic design in secondary school and puts it to use with every lesson, and besides Microsoft Word, he teaches his students basic components.</p> <figure data-orig-width="988" data-orig-height="1416" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e4886c93943a9eff1fcf3f23eba55fc9/tumblr_inline_p6ddywA5OD1rxr8yp_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="988" data-orig-height="1416"/></figure><p><br/><br/>When asked about the “digital divide” he said this in the above interview:</p> <figure data-orig-width="1326" data-orig-height="346" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4560f06c7e611a9080a66c6c7e2f7a7b/tumblr_inline_p6dducroMT1rxr8yp_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1326" data-orig-height="346"/></figure><h2>“<i>They are lacking more than just equipment.”</i> </h2> <p><a href="https://www.indy100.com/article/owura-kwadwo-facebook-post-ghana-village-school-microsoft-word-blackboard-8229011">Since going viral, however, there have been several benefactors who helped him AND his students.</a> Including being sent to the Microsoft Certified Educator (MCE) program for professional development, and being equipped with an actual device.</p> <figure data-orig-width="1000" data-orig-height="1340" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/88fd7b2a39a4905a4766a9d469c5ed0e/tumblr_inline_p6de16uQeL1rxr8yp_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1000" data-orig-height="1340"/></figure><p>His classroom even received a couple of laptops, books, and five desktop computers from other schools and universities!</p> <figure data-orig-width="988" data-orig-height="1390" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/28cb887f90b13149713b5c99450666b7/tumblr_inline_p6de4d3z9c1rxr8yp_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="988" data-orig-height="1390"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is so happy 😄</p>

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Af, Omg, and Phone: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://languidlylifting.tumblr.com/post/149247047575">languidlylifting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://liftingthefinerthings.tumblr.com/post/149246085049">liftingthefinerthings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awokay12.tumblr.com/post/149245335984">awokay12</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hippylifter.tumblr.com/post/149238008691">hippylifter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lawlesslifter.tumblr.com/post/149236905392">lawlesslifter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://letsgolifting.tumblr.com/post/149236707284">letsgolifting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ok so alottttt of you ask how I do my “scarf trick” and it’s so hard to explain unless I actually show you.. so here we are </p> <p>straight forward af, first </p> <p>tuck the scarf under your arm your holding your bag so it completely covers your bag</p> <p>select two of the same item (not as obviously as I did in the video clearly)</p> <p>put them both behind your phone, pass one to your hand sort of through your scarf and slide it in your bag</p> <p>pretend to read the other item decide you “don’t want it” and put it back which is literally all that looks like on camera and they can’t see you conceal behind the scarf I think it’s pretty fool proof I don’t go lifting without wearing one!</p> hope this helps X </blockquote> <p>bless u, clever lady</p> </blockquote> <p>omg this is so great !!!! It’s like a magic trick tbh </p> </blockquote> <p>If only it was cold where I live</p> </blockquote> <p>I just ordered a new scarf &amp; poncho–girl you are a genius 🙌 So perfect!!! This would work for so many things! Thanks for the vid!</p> </blockquote> <p>this is honestly so amazing</p> </blockquote>

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Crazy, Friends, and Funny: GETTING INTO IT BUTTERCATs SUCH A FUNNY AND CLEVER SHOW! I WISH I HAD FRIENDS WHO AREALSO FANS / ジ I REALLY ENDOYED IT Collegelumosn OTHER FANS EXPECTATION REALITY my FAVORITE CHARACTER IS BEANDOG! MR. BABY SUCKS! HE GETS IN BETWEEN BEANDOG AND BUTTER CAT, WHO ARE IN LOVE!! You Guys ARE COOL! CooL, MINE'S IS MR.BABY! ou'RE 08VIOusly NOT SMART ENOUGH To GET THE SUBTLE SATIRE F THE SHow, you IDIOT?) Colleg LASTING ENJOyMENT EXPECTATION REALITY DISCUSSION: EEPER THEMES IN BUTTERCAT- WHAT'S YOUR DRITE EPISODE? UTTERCAT FANS AUSE GROCERY STORE RIOTS OVER LIMITED DITION BUTTER POLICE WERE CALLED TO A LOCAL GROCERY OVERA STABBING THAT TOOK PLACE OVER BUTTER. AT THE CENTER OF THIS MESS A BUTTERCAT REPUTATION EXPECTATION REALITY You LIKE BUTTERCAT? You LIKE BUTTERCAT? IHEARD IT'S REALUY G00D. AKE VOU ONE OF THOSE CRAZY FANS? mon LATER ON. EXPECTATION REALITY BUTTERCAT WAS A 600D SHOw SHOULD REWATCH IT . OT Colleg <p><a href="http://sonicsean89.tumblr.com/post/172300828954/berlynn-wohl-pr1nceshawn-being-a-fan-of" class="tumblr_blog">sonicsean89</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://berlynn-wohl.tumblr.com/post/166853566923/pr1nceshawn-being-a-fan-of-something-popular" class="tumblr_blog">berlynn-wohl</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://pr1nceshawn.tumblr.com/post/166480467090/being-a-fan-of-something-popular-expectation-vs" class="tumblr_blog">pr1nceshawn</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2> Being A Fan Of Something Popular: Expectation vs Reality.</h2></blockquote> <p><b>People who have been in fandom for 20 minutes:</b> It’s funny how this is making fun of that one particular show.</p> <p><b>People who have been in fandom for 20 years:</b></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d8e0bb3dc3eb6642b50ddf4e884afefc/tumblr_inline_oyhv5m7f5q1rvrag7_540.gif" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m fairly certain this was inspired by one fandom…</p></blockquote>

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Beer, Deep Throat, and Dumb: SUPER CALLOUS FRAGILE RACIST SEXIST NOT MY POTUS <p><a href="https://trilllizard666.tumblr.com/post/172416330318/lornagonigall-kaldicuct-egaylitarian" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard666</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/168678687245/kaldicuct-egaylitarian-lets-dance-super" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/160885979716/egaylitarian-lets-dance-super-mega" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://egaylitarian.tumblr.com/post/160525493131" class="tumblr_blog">egaylitarian</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93a9fd5944e4e2b09ffa42523754e4db/tumblr_inline_opr840iVQC1uqei3u_540.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Let’s Dance. </p> <p> Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick <br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>Barack was a foreigner when he was just a lad,<br/>through some clever lies he became a harvard grad,<br/>In the white house its the world he thinks to own<br/>hes the biggest fucking joke the world has ever really known<br/><br/>super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye.<br/><br/>He flew all around the world on those giant ears of his<br/>Just to be a douche like that wrestler known as Miz<br/>“everyone only makes my job harder because I’m black.”<br/>No you tard, you suck as pres, its time to hit the sack.<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>And Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super Mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>You know we could take our nation back, as provided in the constitution by our forefathers, but the libs are too stupid to realize what a right is, dont you think? Indubitably.<br/><br/>One day we will have our country back and we all shall cheer<br/>the tree of liberty refreshed now its time to have a beer.<br/>First things first gents we need to get off our duffs<br/>Otherwise we cant complain when the libs put us all in cuffs.<br/><br/>Michelle, have you seen my telepromter? I would like to talk dirty to you but I cant find the fuckin words.<br/><br/>Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3e67f729489cc1fc1836b94b78c41549/tumblr_inline_p15ufexlDs1taqeq8_500.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <h2>why are you all like this</h2> </blockquote> <h1>I’m in tears</h1>

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God, Shit, and True: verysofisticated jaws-claws religiousraqgings Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson One clever student asks "What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?" The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them allthe lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right." This means, the Master continued "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say 1 pray that God will help you. Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say '1 will help you. ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar razairazerci I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists, or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy naamahdarling imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'I will help you." Holy shit Holy shit <p>Wholesome Perspective via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2FBjTH7">http://ift.tt/2FBjTH7</a></p>

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God, Shit, and True: verysofisticated jaws-claws religiousraqgings Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson One clever student asks "What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?" The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them allthe lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right." This means, the Master continued "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say 1 pray that God will help you. Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say '1 will help you. ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar razairazerci I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists, or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy naamahdarling imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'I will help you." Holy shit Holy shit <p>Wholesome Perspective</p>

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Funny, News, and Politics: FOX Fox News NEWS @FoxNews channel @JudgeJeanine: "We need to protect kids, & that means we've got to have metal detectors, we've got to have experienced cops..., & we've got to be able to have perimeter controls. We've got to have teachers who can carry a weapon & react to this kind of nonsense." #Hannity Scott Gilmore @Scott_Gilmore DAN MEREOLOGY That's a prison. You're describing a prison. <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/171463746285/j3dose-siryouarebeingmocked-it-also" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://j3dose.tumblr.com/post/171452102269/siryouarebeingmocked-it-also-describes-capitol" class="tumblr_blog">j3dose</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/171328662615/it-also-describes-capitol-hill-and-many-other" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It also describes <b>Capitol Hill</b>, and many other buildings that are decidedly not prisons. Heck, most COs in prison don’t carry firearms.</p> <p><br/>I know Scott thought he was clever, but like a lot of anti-gun arguments, it falls apart if you actually know anything about the subject.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Scott’s not that clever. To push for a gun control agenda and deride any common sense measures suggested due to politics is irresponsible. Try to join the discussion with ideas instead of idiotic mockery. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="512"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5dbade08f5762e83be8e7bca54c94e63/tumblr_inline_p4z124U24p1tn1rd2_500.jpg" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="512"/></figure></blockquote> <p>It’s funny how so many people talk about “common sense gun control”, but you say “what about armed guards and better security?” and you can see everything but their limbic system shutting down in real time.</p></blockquote> <p>“No you see it wouldn’t be fair to limit the freedoms of innocent students! We were just wanting to limit the freedoms of innocent gun owners! Totalitarian government control is only OK when we say it is!”</p>

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God, Shit, and True: verysofisticated jaws-claws religiousragings Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson One clever student asks "What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?" The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them all the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right." This means," the Master continued "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say T pray that God will help you. Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say I will help you ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar razairazerci I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy naamahdarling imagine that there is no God who can help, and say I will help you." Holy shit. Holy shit Yes. YES <p>I will help you! via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2p41U5n">http://ift.tt/2p41U5n</a></p>

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God, Shit, and True: verysofisticated jaws-claws religiousragings Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson One clever student asks "What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?" The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them all the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right." This means," the Master continued "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say T pray that God will help you. Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say I will help you ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar razairazerci I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy naamahdarling imagine that there is no God who can help, and say I will help you." Holy shit. Holy shit Yes. YES <p>I will help you!</p>

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