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Anaconda, Bad, and Click: r/AskReddit 7h Men of reddit; what is the one thing you wish girls did in bed that they never do? NSFW 112.2k 7.9k L Share <p><a href="https://haiku-robot.tumblr.com/post/176289997978/ifcrueltyhadaname-rooftopasian" class="tumblr_blog">haiku-robot</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://ifcrueltyhadaname.tumblr.com/post/166318439908/rooftopasian-its-bewitched" class="tumblr_blog">ifcrueltyhadaname</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://rooftopasian.tumblr.com/post/166204474938/its-bewitched-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">rooftopasian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://its-bewitched.tumblr.com/post/166190733616/the-darkest-of-souls-robb-greyjoy" class="tumblr_blog">its-bewitched</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/166190634040/robb-greyjoy-thekutestkillua-comcastkills" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://robb-greyjoy.tumblr.com/post/166181804786/thekutestkillua-comcastkills-lesbianrey-if" class="tumblr_blog">robb-greyjoy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thekutestkillua.tumblr.com/post/165983043842/comcastkills-lesbianrey-if-you-click-to-open" class="tumblr_blog">thekutestkillua</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://comcastkills.tumblr.com/post/165982959857/lesbianrey-if-you-click-to-open-this-thread-you" class="tumblr_blog">comcastkills</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lesbianrey.tumblr.com/post/165976087800/if-you-click-to-open-this-thread-you-die-in-real" class="tumblr_blog">lesbianrey</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>if you click to open this thread you die in real life</p></blockquote> <p>predicted answer: “have sex with me”</p> </blockquote> <p>I read this thread and it’s surprisingly wholesome. Lots of guys either wanting to be the little spoon, making jokes about blanket hogging, or wanting their girlfriends to say what they like so that they can pleasure them more. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Tbh I’m starting to think most of tumblr seriously lack any serious interaction with men, and not only sexual but to a platonic/friendship level.</p> <p><i>I don’t mean to attack anyone but how come all this people decided men would think something pervert and rapey? </i>How come people who actually checked were so surprised that men wanted something humanly acceptable and maybe even *gasps* cute?</p> <p><i>I am serious in this question: did you ever had male friends?</i> Because <b>this thread to me was the LEAST surprising thing on earth.</b></p> <p>In HS, having been a butch lesbian and having had a ton of male friends, the typical sex questions were “hey, can you tell me how to mae her feel good?” or “hey, how do I tell if she likes it?” or “do I sound clingy/pathetic if I want cuddles after?”. <b>Boyfriends worry about their girlfriends pleasure, their happiness and what they think of sex. They do</b>. And when they don’t do much to pleasure them, most of the time is because they are inexperienced. Women do have a problem with communicating their desire, nobody denies that it’s also society’s fault but if you don’t ask stuff you can’t get surprised you don’t get it and out there it’s full of men wanting to do things with respect and to make their girlfriends happy. </p> <p><b>Boys are WHOLESOME. As girls are. People are wholesome</b> and nice and vulnerable and in strive for good things for them and others.</p> <p><b>And even those who made sexual comments like “blowjobs” or “more boob stuff”…. why is it bad? It’s a NSFW thread???? </b>It’s the space to talk about that. <b>Would you have the same reaction if in their matching thread women said they want their boyfriends to go down on them more?</b> Or if they said they’d like him to touch them in different zones? Would you have complained if women said it of their girlfriends? Then why shaming boys?</p> <p><b>Having needs both sexual and emotional is natural, the important is not force them on people who don’t feel like that and these men didn’t (which is why the thread exists in first place).</b></p> <p>Men have emotional needs too and pretending they don’t and buying into the “all men think about is sex” and “ah men are all rapey and dirty” is sexism, not only towards men but because it implies that women are purer than them which leads to the HolyMary kinda misoginy that denies women their need to physical pleasure.</p> <p><b>Also let’s stop pretending sex is inherently dirty and bad.</b> Sex is fun, as long as it’s consensual.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="311" data-orig-width="700"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9657710e406c7223d524f54197a13421/tumblr_inline_oxiglvhowd1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="311" data-orig-width="700"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="54" data-orig-width="265"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fa8598213ec371e859e21392a64f6176/tumblr_inline_oxiglvoMk61tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="54" data-orig-width="265"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="90" data-orig-width="842"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/60c9960fcc615e013e90115d37288118/tumblr_inline_oxiglzf6091tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="90" data-orig-width="842"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="123" data-orig-width="699"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d07e757deaa7118a1812c887bf081736/tumblr_inline_oxiglzHXzS1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="123" data-orig-width="699"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="181" data-orig-width="711"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/560f6955a16b13e61e58ed56255aa1f4/tumblr_inline_oxigm0wAiS1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="181" data-orig-width="711"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="361" data-orig-width="730"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90e1532b4527c226f06160c1785ac662/tumblr_inline_oxigm0DlVB1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="361" data-orig-width="730"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="76" data-orig-width="501"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f7f2c2523a2f4f84f12c6d2ae6d80bc/tumblr_inline_oxigm1lnAK1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="76" data-orig-width="501"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="422" data-orig-width="740"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/328cb50e82c6ca0440c22df66eaec499/tumblr_inline_oxigm1zgEd1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="422" data-orig-width="740"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="713"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b2df9dde94b89512f02af2858aecba/tumblr_inline_oxigm2jXy91tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="713"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="688"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fcbce9c56bf867edc1fa8dc6d2120b21/tumblr_inline_oxigm2QNPD1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="688"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="256" data-orig-width="342"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2fb53eaa6373dc3c41223b59509317e6/tumblr_inline_oxigm32HMD1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="256" data-orig-width="342"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="623"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f795cda2fe335f7a4222e269b147f490/tumblr_inline_oxigm3Qs9M1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="623"/></figure><p>But yeah I agree with op, I did die opening it, OUT OF THE CUTENESS THAT SPILLED FROM IT.</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok yeah that was cute </p> </blockquote> <p>Aw I want this.</p> </blockquote> <p>posts with bad vibes being turned into more comfy things like this are why i still browse this site</p> </blockquote> <p>The cuteness of men is, as always, ignored and taken for granted.</p> </blockquote> <i>the cuteness of <br/><br/>men is as always ignored <br/><br/>and taken for granted </i><br/><hr><br/><small>^Haiku<sup>^bot<sup>^9. <sup>I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. <sup>Sometimes I make mistakes.</sup></sup></sup></sup><br/><br/>I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | <a href="http://paypal.me/HaikuRobot/2">PayPal</a> | <a href="https://www.patreon.com/haikurobot">Patreon</a> </small> </blockquote>

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Af, Asian, and Aww: Anonymous 04/23/18 (Mon)22:57:12 No.766778676 Hey /b/romosexuals, story time > Be me, 17 year old 7/10 male Have an objectively 6, subjectively 8/10 asian gf who loves me 182 KB JPG Major trust issues from a relationship that went bad a while ago relationship friends since 13 Clingy af, probably still a result of that last We've known each other since we were 12, been Tell her I love her evervdav Despite her always replying that she loves me to, start doubting that Gf tells me after a lot of thinking, she's asexual Ohshitlmaydieavirgin Suddenly text my ex spontaneously, find out she's single Lie and say I'm single She asks to meet up for a coffee at Tims (I'm a Leaf) > I decide to go because I'm pissed at my gf Continue? Alright then go to the meet up with ex s my ex is just as beautiful as ever. She has shorter hair and small tits but thats sorta my thing She got me a coffee alread >It was the same type of coffee I drank when was with her on our first date (Double double) >She smiles, it looks cute on her > I ask her whats up, and she mentions my clearly visible erection I sat down faster than I lost my erection s We make small talk for a bit, we instantly have a spark > I havent felt this spark for a few years Eventually she says what both of us have been thinking "We should get back together." Idk what to say. Can't tell her I lied about being single at this point, but I also like her a lot more than my gf > Decide to keep it going "Sure, but I don't have a lot of free time with work. > I just lost my job > I give her the address to the apartment I'm in, which I don't actually pay for. My best bud does Invite her over one time She says "Why not tonight?" My gf hasn't text me and doesnt have a key, and my buddy is out of townm Sure, what could go wrong? Almost done the story /b/ois, cont.? > Take her back to the apartment > Time is a bit late. Ask her what she wants to do She immediately gives me a smile that could only mean one of two things, sex or something sexual > Before I can say anything she notices a picture have of me and my girlfriend on top of the shelf >"Who's this?" > I panic > My sister >She gets confused. My sister is asian? > "You never told me you had a sister, anon, andI met your family > Ohshit.jpg > I make up a story on the spot about my parents splitting and my dad remarrying. She's my stepsister. We broke up over a year ago. My parents fought once in front of her. Not too far fetched "Aww, anon. I'm so sorry." She says, basically jumping into my arms after putting the photo down Haven't even blown a load in at least a week >Boner is visible >She goes for it. I had forgotten that one of the main reasons we broke up was her sex drive and mine not matching up >Suddenly remember second was that she was a crazy bitch towards me sometimes > I just go with it and hope that I wont remember this in a month Best sex I ever had. (I bagged up tho. No worries sWe fall asleep in eachothers arms on my roommates bed crazv bitch towards me sometimes >I just go with it and hope that I wont remember this in a month Best sex I ever had. (I bagged up tho. No worries s We fall asleep in eachothers arms on my roommates bed Wake up to a banging on the door Groggily get up to find my ex making breakfast and my best friends gf at the door Wtf I yell through the door at her "What do you want?" (My best bud) left something and needed her to bring it to him > I open the door cautiously She sees my ex, and me half naked. She ofo knows about my af She asks to talk to me in private Takes me to the bedroom, locks the door and quietly asks me "Are you cheating or did you break I don't lie to her >She gets frustrated with me and leaves without my buds thing he needed "What was that?" My ex asks Now T don't remember exactly what I said at this point because I was scared shitless. My buds gf was for sure gonna tell mine and now things were gonna tumble down Cont? > "What was that anon?" >Ex js getting visibly annoyed and worried > She looks back at the photo of me and my "sister I look down at the floor My ex suddenly pieces something together right then and there >"ls she vour girlfriend?" > I fucking crumble and admit everything >She's surprisingly understanding, but just as understandably upset > ''You should call her No >"I need you to do this for me" I do > I explain the whole thing to her, sparing the sexual details > She sounds pretty heartbroken I try to console her but it doesnt work as well as l would have hoped She hangs up on me I'm in a puddle of tears sitting next to the first girl | ever loved > She hugs me awkwardly one last time > "I need one more thing from you > I look at her and wipe away some tears. "What?" > She smiles at me warmly and says "I need about tree fiddy I suddenly realised what I should have long ago My ex was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era The god damn loch ness monster had tricked me again Anon is conflicted

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Af, Crazy, and Dad: TARK actually daniel avidan -james elrod jr. self-destructive for the aesthetic used to be too nice but doesn't give a shit now looks good in anything -don't talk to them about homestuck -bitter af acts like they don't care but actually holds grudges -has a hit list likes girls (a lot) lazytown trash lowkey weeaboo -7 years has crazy christian parents non-offensive sjw CHARD THE DAD AVE ME -jesus made me gay fam is on tinder but belongs on christian mingle leather daddies pure volunteers themself as captive housewife alcohol poisoning chile everyone hated them in middle school bc they won EVERYTHING would marry an avocado doesn't know the difference between spanish and english clingy af plays videogames school crushes on everyone asks how you're doing so they can tell you their problems self-loathing!! TORSTED AZZ HANDS CHEESE BARNACLES -steals lunches from other people -on track team but also lazy -likes younger guys -lowkey dead inside -in high-level classes but has no motivation laugh that could cure cancer -only realized their limits after it was too late -loves body horror -wears shirts for things they don't even know -the productive friend" -bffs with the librarian -part of a cult -doesn't use technology does calligraphy but otherwise has average handwriting -will yell at you for not doing your homework <p>Tag yourself as the people I eat lunch with!!! My friend drew this and I came up with the captions, enjoy (:</p><p>submitted by <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mTkGSNxMAldROT0rv-vZOGA">@its-just-robin</a></p>

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