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Alive, Ass, and Beautiful: E a : Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts Something sad happened today that inspired a thought that l'd love to share with anyone who cares to read this. I mean no shade to any one person with my words but I've seen remarkable, generous people be needlessly lowkey bullied for this & l'd like to shed some light on it. 7:561 < iCloud June 2, 2018 at 7:53 PM Something heartbreaking happened today that inspired a thought which inspired this post. I broke my favorite wand. No, that is not an analogy for anything. I broke my wand and it broke my heart. This may immediately seem like this is about to verge into the territory of being a comical post... which is a natural assumption when a grown man states that he had his heartbroken from "breaking his wand"... but I very much mean what I am about to say because this seemingly silly piece of wood breaking (because my slightly fat ass sat on it) made me realize something that I would like to publicly address. A behavior I have seen flaring up on social media recently, and that is, people passive aggressively judging others for the things that they purchase, cherish & own. Stick with me here cause I have a point... 7:56 1 .uil Cloud For years, I have collected wands of all different kinds, and for years I have been lightheartedly teased by friends and family for such an odd infatuation. Yes, it was my love of the Harry Potter novels that started this collection, but it's turned into something more. I have many wands from different carvers & countries and some of them are so damn beautiful that I legitimately cannot believe I get the honor of owning themm Some of them taking their makers weeks, maybe months to create. tH To me, my wands are beautiful little manifestations of the importance of keeping ones imagination alive through the years. I even keep a few close by to remind me of this. This one was in my car because l sometimes pretend to blast cars into oblivion in LA Traffic. If you ever see me doing this while blasting Missy Elliot through my speakers, I apologize in advance. If you've stuck with me this long, firstly, god bless you. Secondly, I'm about to get to where I'm going with all this 8:051 .ail iCloud Recently on social media I've seen a toxic little trend of people passive aggressively shading others based on the things they choose to purchase with their own money. Some of the wands (or other things I own) didn't come cheap to me, but we as people, buy things consciously & with pride bec they are important to us, and as long as they cause no harm to others, we reserve that right to use our resources as we see fit. ause So whether it be a wand, a pair of Gucci slides, a pair of jeans to boost confidence, a car, a vinyl record... hell, even a taxidermy collection! Whatever! Allow people these things, & furthermore, if you're at all confused or intrigued about said purchase, don't silently judge them for making it or project your own narrative onto it. In fact, try politely asking them about it! If they choose to share with you why they've invested in something in their lives, you might just learn something beautiful & cool about them and make a new friend! Love - Garrett garrettsiwicki:Garrett Watts talking about judging others for their collectibles via his Twitter
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Beautiful, Comfortable, and Dating: 1. Sex shouldn't hurt for her. At all. 2. Every time you get an orgasm, you should give an orgasm. 3. Remind her of how beautiful her naked body is. Even her tummy flab and cellulite. 4. Start paying way more attention to her clit. 5.Kiss her neck. Kiss her neck. Kiss her neck 6. Don't call her a slut or push her head down, unless you know she's into that. 7. Buy her lingerie, but don't pressure her to wear it. 8. Make direct eye contact while you thrust. 9. Don't assume she can bend herself into ridiculous positions. That shit hurts. 10. Pull her hair. Unless it's in an up-do that took her an hour to finish. 11. Foreplay for as long as you can take it. 12. Don't let her do all of the work. 13. Go down on her as often as she goes down on you. Or more. 14. Buy a vibrator. Use it on her while you fuck her. 15. Gentle sex is good, but rough sex can be even better. 16.Consent is key, even if you're already dating her. 17. Have sex outside of the bedroom. Try the couch, the shower, or even the car. 18. Always have condoms close by. 19. Suck on an ice cube before going down on her. 20. Role play when sex starts feeling stale. The cop and prisoner act never gets old. 21. Keep the room clean. Even light some candles if you're feeling fancy 22. Talk to her. Your voice is more of a turn-on than you think. 23. Use lube, so she's extra comfortable. 24. Initiate it at different times of day. Most women love morning sex. 25. Keep yourself well groomed down there. She doesn't want stray hairs in her mouth. 26. Listen for her moans. Then keep doing whatever it is that causes those moans. 27. Touch her breasts with your hands, lips, and tongue. 28. Don't wear childish boxers. It can be a total turn-off. 29. Ask her what she wants. She'll actually tell you. 30. Cuddle with her when you're finished. Some tips for nsfw 9gagers it works ;)
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