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Memes, Nfl, and Smoking: NFL PUNISHMENT METER @canadiancutler Shoving people PEDS Assault Domestic Abuse Smoking Weed Murder HIGH CODE RED LOW-MODERATE NFL VERY HIGH SEVERE EXTREME https://t.co/AeRqXJ7EC3

Memes, Nfl, and Smoking: NFL PUNISHMENT METER
@canadiancutler
Shoving
people
PEDS
Assault
Domestic
Abuse
Smoking
Weed
Murder
HIGH
CODE RED
LOW-MODERATE
NFL
VERY HIGH
SEVERE
EXTREME
https://t.co/AeRqXJ7EC3

Memes, Nfl, and Smoking: NFL PUNISHMENT METER
@canadiancutler
Shoving
people
PEDS
Assault
Domestic
Abuse
Smoking
Weed
Murder
HIGH
CODE RED
LOW-MODERATE
NFL
VERY HIGH
SEVERE
EXTREME
https://t.co/AeRqXJ7EC3

https://t.co/AeRqXJ7EC3

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Facts, Nfl, and Smoking: NFL PUNISHMENT METER @canadiancutier Shoving people PEDS Assault Domestic Abuse Smoking Weed Murder HIGH CODE RED LOW-MODERATE NFL VERY HIGH SEVERE EXTREME Facts (@candadiancutler)

Facts, Nfl, and Smoking: NFL PUNISHMENT METER
@canadiancutier
Shoving
people
PEDS
Assault
Domestic
Abuse
Smoking
Weed
Murder
HIGH
CODE RED
LOW-MODERATE
NFL
VERY HIGH
SEVERE
EXTREME
Facts (@candadiancutler)

Facts, Nfl, and Smoking: NFL PUNISHMENT METER
@canadiancutier
Shoving
people
PEDS
Assault
Domestic
Abuse
Smoking
Weed
Murder
HIGH
CODE RED
LOW-MODERATE
NFL
VERY HIGH
SEVERE
EXTREME
Facts (@candadiancutler)

Facts (@candadiancutler)

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Nfl, Smoking, and Weed: NFL PUNISHMENT METER @canadiancutler Shoving people PEDS Assault Domestic Abuse Smoking Weed Murder HIGH CODE RED LOW-MODERATE NFL VERY HIGH SEVERE EXTREME

Nfl, Smoking, and Weed: NFL PUNISHMENT METER
@canadiancutler
Shoving
people
PEDS
Assault
Domestic
Abuse
Smoking
Weed
Murder
HIGH
CODE RED
LOW-MODERATE
NFL
VERY HIGH
SEVERE
EXTREME

Nfl, Smoking, and Weed: NFL PUNISHMENT METER
@canadiancutler
Shoving
people
PEDS
Assault
Domestic
Abuse
Smoking
Weed
Murder
HIGH
CODE RED
LOW-MODERATE
NFL
VERY HIGH
SEVERE
EXTREME

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Naughty, Red, and Red Alert: Pics? 2:56am What sort? 2:56am What sort of pics usually get sent at 3am? ;) 2:59am CODE RED ALERT Production network outage detected. Did not receive heartbeat from: WNC4331 WNC4332 WNC4333 WNC4334 WNC4335 WNC4336 Naughty

Naughty, Red, and Red Alert: Pics?
2:56am
What sort?
2:56am
What sort of pics usually get sent
at 3am? ;)
2:59am
CODE RED
ALERT
Production network outage detected.
Did not receive heartbeat from:
WNC4331
WNC4332
WNC4333
WNC4334
WNC4335
WNC4336
Naughty

Naughty, Red, and Red Alert: Pics?
2:56am
What sort?
2:56am
What sort of pics usually get sent
at 3am? ;)
2:59am
CODE RED
ALERT
Production network outage detected.
Did not receive heartbeat from:
WNC4331
WNC4332
WNC4333
WNC4334
WNC4335
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Mood, Ratchet, and Dank Memes: wus poppin jimbo @Bill Ratchet this is a code red situation NEED TOP @billratchet mood

Mood, Ratchet, and Dank Memes: wus poppin jimbo
@Bill Ratchet
this is a code red situation
NEED
TOP
@billratchet mood

Mood, Ratchet, and Dank Memes: wus poppin jimbo
@Bill Ratchet
this is a code red situation
NEED
TOP
@billratchet mood

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Dank Memes, Red, and Code: wus poppin jimbo @BillRatchet this is a code red situation NEED TOP @billratchet

Dank Memes, Red, and Code: wus poppin jimbo
@BillRatchet
this is a code red situation
NEED
TOP
@billratchet

Dank Memes, Red, and Code: wus poppin jimbo
@BillRatchet
this is a code red situation
NEED
TOP
@billratchet

@billratchet

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Fam, Http, and Normie: WE'RE FACING A CODE RED NORMIE OUTBREAK OUT THERE, HOW WILL WE KNOW IF ONE OF US IS ONE OF THEM, COMMANDER!? I know right, fellow memer! Normies fam, gotta hate em! uYouButFrom ThePast Theyre among us <p>The absolute state of r/memeeconomy right now via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2y8aIwJ">http://ift.tt/2y8aIwJ</a></p>

Fam, Http, and Normie: WE'RE FACING A
CODE RED NORMIE
OUTBREAK OUT
THERE, HOW WILL
WE KNOW IF ONE
OF US IS ONE OF
THEM,
COMMANDER!?
I know right,
fellow memer!
Normies fam,
gotta hate em!
uYouButFrom ThePast
Theyre
among us
<p>The absolute state of r/memeeconomy right now via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2y8aIwJ">http://ift.tt/2y8aIwJ</a></p>

Fam, Http, and Normie: WE'RE FACING A
CODE RED NORMIE
OUTBREAK OUT
THERE, HOW WILL
WE KNOW IF ONE
OF US IS ONE OF
THEM,
COMMANDER!?
I know right,
fellow memer!
Normies fam,
gotta hate em!
uYouButFrom ThePast
Theyre
among us
<p>The absolute state of r/memeeconomy right now via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2y8aIwJ">http://ift.tt/2y8aIwJ</a></p>

The absolute state of r/memeeconomy right now via /r/MemeEconomy http://ift.tt/2y8aIwJ

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America, Memes, and Mountain Dew: MOUNTAIN DEW IS COMING OUT WITH A NEW DRINK FOR THE 4TH OF JULY A MIX OF THEIR SIGNATURE CODE RED, WHITEOUT AND VOLTAGE FLAVORS CALLED"DEWS.A RAVORS COLLIDE WHAT A TIME TOBEALIVE merica america usa

America, Memes, and Mountain Dew: MOUNTAIN DEW IS COMING OUT WITH A NEW DRINK
FOR THE 4TH OF JULY A MIX OF THEIR SIGNATURE
CODE RED, WHITEOUT AND VOLTAGE FLAVORS
CALLED"DEWS.A
RAVORS COLLIDE
WHAT A TIME TOBEALIVE
merica america usa

America, Memes, and Mountain Dew: MOUNTAIN DEW IS COMING OUT WITH A NEW DRINK
FOR THE 4TH OF JULY A MIX OF THEIR SIGNATURE
CODE RED, WHITEOUT AND VOLTAGE FLAVORS
CALLED"DEWS.A
RAVORS COLLIDE
WHAT A TIME TOBEALIVE
merica america usa

merica america usa

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Goals, Life, and Relationships: vethox I'm constantly torn between "if it's meant to be, it will be" and "if you want it, go and get it." i-peed-so-hard-i laughed "if it's meant to be, it will be" friendships, relationships, people in general coming into your life, dealing with rejection "if you want it, go get it" your goals, aspirations, work and work ethic, changing your life (diet, exercise, hobbies, political views, opinions) EE atalented soul CODE RED CODE RED I'VE BEEN ASKED ON (WHAT I THINK IS) A DATE -Krispy

Goals, Life, and Relationships: vethox
I'm constantly torn between "if it's meant to be, it will
be" and "if you want it, go and get it."
i-peed-so-hard-i laughed
"if it's meant to be, it will be" friendships,
relationships, people in general coming into your life,
dealing with rejection
"if you want it, go get it" your goals, aspirations,
work and work ethic, changing your life (diet, exercise,
hobbies, political views, opinions)
EE atalented soul
CODE RED CODE RED I'VE BEEN ASKED ON (WHAT I THINK IS) A DATE -Krispy

Goals, Life, and Relationships: vethox
I'm constantly torn between "if it's meant to be, it will
be" and "if you want it, go and get it."
i-peed-so-hard-i laughed
"if it's meant to be, it will be" friendships,
relationships, people in general coming into your life,
dealing with rejection
"if you want it, go get it" your goals, aspirations,
work and work ethic, changing your life (diet, exercise,
hobbies, political views, opinions)
EE atalented soul
CODE RED CODE RED I'VE BEEN ASKED ON (WHAT I THINK IS) A DATE -Krispy

CODE RED CODE RED I'VE BEEN ASKED ON (WHAT I THINK IS) A DATE -Krispy

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God, Memes, and Oh My God: OH My GOO... HONEy! OH My GOD HAVEATEITI CODE RED PEOPLE!!! moga acne dramaqueen

God, Memes, and Oh My God: OH My GOO... HONEy!
OH My GOD
HAVEATEITI
CODE RED PEOPLE!!! moga acne dramaqueen

God, Memes, and Oh My God: OH My GOO... HONEy!
OH My GOD
HAVEATEITI
CODE RED PEOPLE!!! moga acne dramaqueen

CODE RED PEOPLE!!! moga acne dramaqueen

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Fire, Tumblr, and Australia: YOU KNOW AUSTRALIA IS DANGEROUS FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY CODE RED LOW-MOD PREPARE. ACT SURVIVE WHEN THESECOND LOWEST FIRE LEVEL IS HIGH i <p><a href="http://ragecomicsbase.com/post/160241544457/why-do-people-even-live-there" class="tumblr_blog">rage-comics-base</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Why do people even live there?</p></blockquote>

Fire, Tumblr, and Australia: YOU KNOW AUSTRALIA IS DANGEROUS
FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY
CODE RED
LOW-MOD
PREPARE. ACT SURVIVE
WHEN THESECOND LOWEST FIRE
LEVEL IS HIGH
i
<p><a href="http://ragecomicsbase.com/post/160241544457/why-do-people-even-live-there" class="tumblr_blog">rage-comics-base</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Why do people even live there?</p></blockquote>

Fire, Tumblr, and Australia: YOU KNOW AUSTRALIA IS DANGEROUS
FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY
CODE RED
LOW-MOD
PREPARE. ACT SURVIVE
WHEN THESECOND LOWEST FIRE
LEVEL IS HIGH
i
<p><a href="http://ragecomicsbase.com/post/160241544457/why-do-people-even-live-there" class="tumblr_blog">rage-comics-base</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Why do people even live there?</p></blockquote>

rage-comics-base: Why do people even live there?

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Fire, Tumblr, and Australia: YOU KNOW AUSTRALIA IS DANGEROUS FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY CODE RED LOW-MOD PREPARE. ACT SURVIVE WHEN THESECOND LOWEST FIRE LEVEL IS HIGH i <p><a href="http://ragecomicsbase.com/post/160241544457/why-do-people-even-live-there" class="tumblr_blog">rage-comics-base</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Why do people even live there?</p></blockquote>

Fire, Tumblr, and Australia: YOU KNOW AUSTRALIA IS DANGEROUS
FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY
CODE RED
LOW-MOD
PREPARE. ACT SURVIVE
WHEN THESECOND LOWEST FIRE
LEVEL IS HIGH
i
<p><a href="http://ragecomicsbase.com/post/160241544457/why-do-people-even-live-there" class="tumblr_blog">rage-comics-base</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Why do people even live there?</p></blockquote>

Fire, Tumblr, and Australia: YOU KNOW AUSTRALIA IS DANGEROUS
FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY
CODE RED
LOW-MOD
PREPARE. ACT SURVIVE
WHEN THESECOND LOWEST FIRE
LEVEL IS HIGH
i
<p><a href="http://ragecomicsbase.com/post/160241544457/why-do-people-even-live-there" class="tumblr_blog">rage-comics-base</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Why do people even live there?</p></blockquote>

rage-comics-base: Why do people even live there?

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Fire, Australia, and Today: YOUKNOW AUSTRALIAIS DANGEROUS FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY LOW-MOD CODE RED PREPARE. ACT. SURVIVE WHEN THE SECOND LOWESTFIRE LEVEL IS HIGH <p>Everything In Australia Wants To Kill You.</p>

Fire, Australia, and Today: YOUKNOW AUSTRALIAIS DANGEROUS
FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY
LOW-MOD
CODE RED
PREPARE. ACT. SURVIVE
WHEN THE SECOND LOWESTFIRE
LEVEL IS HIGH
<p>Everything In Australia Wants To Kill You.</p>

Fire, Australia, and Today: YOUKNOW AUSTRALIAIS DANGEROUS
FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY
LOW-MOD
CODE RED
PREPARE. ACT. SURVIVE
WHEN THE SECOND LOWESTFIRE
LEVEL IS HIGH
<p>Everything In Australia Wants To Kill You.</p>

Everything In Australia Wants To Kill You.

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Alive, America, and Memes: MOUNTAIN DEWISCOMING OUT WITH A NEW DRINK MIX OF THEIR SIGNATUREA CODE RED WHITEOUT AND VOLTAGE FLAVORS A CALLED DEW.S.A WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE merica america usa mtdew mountaindew

Alive, America, and Memes: MOUNTAIN DEWISCOMING OUT WITH A NEW DRINK
MIX OF THEIR SIGNATUREA
CODE RED WHITEOUT AND VOLTAGE FLAVORS A
CALLED DEW.S.A
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
merica america usa mtdew mountaindew

Alive, America, and Memes: MOUNTAIN DEWISCOMING OUT WITH A NEW DRINK
MIX OF THEIR SIGNATUREA
CODE RED WHITEOUT AND VOLTAGE FLAVORS A
CALLED DEW.S.A
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
merica america usa mtdew mountaindew

merica america usa mtdew mountaindew

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Alive, Memes, and Time: MOUNTAIN DEWIS COMING OUT WITH A NEW DRINK FOR THE ATH OR JUY AMIX OF THEIR SIGNATURE CODE RED WHITEOUT AND VOLTAGE FLAVORS A CALLED DEW S.A 3RAVORs COLLIDE! WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE Oh, baby. #DewSA #4thOfJuly (DS)

Alive, Memes, and Time: MOUNTAIN DEWIS COMING OUT WITH A
NEW DRINK
FOR THE ATH OR JUY AMIX OF THEIR SIGNATURE
CODE RED WHITEOUT AND VOLTAGE FLAVORS A
CALLED DEW S.A
3RAVORs COLLIDE!
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Oh, baby. #DewSA #4thOfJuly (DS)

Alive, Memes, and Time: MOUNTAIN DEWIS COMING OUT WITH A
NEW DRINK
FOR THE ATH OR JUY AMIX OF THEIR SIGNATURE
CODE RED WHITEOUT AND VOLTAGE FLAVORS A
CALLED DEW S.A
3RAVORs COLLIDE!
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Oh, baby. #DewSA #4thOfJuly (DS)

Oh, baby. #DewSA #4thOfJuly (DS)

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Memes, Deadass, and 🤖: WHEN SHE THINKS YOU'RE @sunny thatgu A GENTLEMAN Code red 🚨🤔😂 smfh From @sunnythatguy - w- @jessica.chin.king ___________________________________________________ Damndaniel DeadAss ThatShitHurted B Facts hellnawtothenawnawnaw ohdontdoit OhMyGod WTF ohshit WHODIDTHIS imdone REALLYBITCH NIGGASAINTSHIT NewYorkersBelike nochill NIGGASBELIKE BITCHESBELIKE blackpeoplebelike whitepeoplebelike BiggasBestBuys

Memes, Deadass, and 🤖: WHEN SHE THINKS YOU'RE
@sunny thatgu
A GENTLEMAN
Code red 🚨🤔😂 smfh From @sunnythatguy - w- @jessica.chin.king ___________________________________________________ Damndaniel DeadAss ThatShitHurted B Facts hellnawtothenawnawnaw ohdontdoit OhMyGod WTF ohshit WHODIDTHIS imdone REALLYBITCH NIGGASAINTSHIT NewYorkersBelike nochill NIGGASBELIKE BITCHESBELIKE blackpeoplebelike whitepeoplebelike BiggasBestBuys

Memes, Deadass, and 🤖: WHEN SHE THINKS YOU'RE
@sunny thatgu
A GENTLEMAN
Code red 🚨🤔😂 smfh From @sunnythatguy - w- @jessica.chin.king ___________________________________________________ Damndaniel DeadAss ThatShitHurted B Facts hellnawtothenawnawnaw ohdontdoit OhMyGod WTF ohshit WHODIDTHIS imdone REALLYBITCH NIGGASAINTSHIT NewYorkersBelike nochill NIGGASBELIKE BITCHESBELIKE blackpeoplebelike whitepeoplebelike BiggasBestBuys

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Memes, Superman, and Wshh: WHEN SHE THINKS YOU'RE @sunny tha A GENTLEMAN Code red 🚨🤔😂 smfh w- @jessica.chin.king ______________________________________ sunnythatguy comedy bae gentleman comedycentral true relatable neyo love superman vines nochill tampon fake damn savage ass wshh hoodclips toronto the6ix

Memes, Superman, and Wshh: WHEN SHE THINKS YOU'RE
@sunny tha
A GENTLEMAN
Code red 🚨🤔😂 smfh w- @jessica.chin.king ______________________________________ sunnythatguy comedy bae gentleman comedycentral true relatable neyo love superman vines nochill tampon fake damn savage ass wshh hoodclips toronto the6ix

Memes, Superman, and Wshh: WHEN SHE THINKS YOU'RE
@sunny tha
A GENTLEMAN
Code red 🚨🤔😂 smfh w- @jessica.chin.king ______________________________________ sunnythatguy comedy bae gentleman comedycentral true relatable neyo love superman vines nochill tampon fake damn savage ass wshh hoodclips toronto the6ix

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Friends, Instagram, and Love: TEEN EMBARRASSMENT LEVELS HEDGER HUMOR for babble. Embarrassment Situation Level Your existence Code Yellow If you say anything Code Orange to their friends what's up with you guys? If you express affection CODE RED! CODE RED! in public Bye, sweetie! Love you Here's a cartoon I did for Babble. Teens are funny, aren't they? Anything else you would add to this chart? Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adriennehedger/ Newsletter sign-up: https://adriennehedgerblog.wordpress.com/newsletter-archive/

Friends, Instagram, and Love: TEEN EMBARRASSMENT LEVELS
HEDGER HUMOR for babble.
Embarrassment
Situation
Level
Your existence
Code Yellow
If you say anything
Code Orange
to their friends
what's
up with
you guys?
If you express affection
CODE RED! CODE RED!
in public
Bye,
sweetie!
Love you
Here's a cartoon I did for Babble. Teens are funny, aren't they? Anything else you would add to this chart?

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adriennehedger/
Newsletter sign-up: https://adriennehedgerblog.wordpress.com/newsletter-archive/

Friends, Instagram, and Love: TEEN EMBARRASSMENT LEVELS
HEDGER HUMOR for babble.
Embarrassment
Situation
Level
Your existence
Code Yellow
If you say anything
Code Orange
to their friends
what's
up with
you guys?
If you express affection
CODE RED! CODE RED!
in public
Bye,
sweetie!
Love you
Here's a cartoon I did for Babble. Teens are funny, aren't they? Anything else you would add to this chart?

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adriennehedger/
Newsletter sign-up: https://adriennehedgerblog.wordpress.com/newsletter-archive/

Here's a cartoon I did for Babble. Teens are funny, aren't they? Anything else you would add to this chart? Instagram: https://www.instagr...

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Fire, Memes, and Australia: YOU KNOWAUSTRALIAISDANGEROUS FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY CODE RED LOW-MOD PREPARE. ACT SURVIVE WHEN THE SECOND LOWEST FIRE LEVEL IS HIGH Everything In Australia Wants To Kill You

Fire, Memes, and Australia: YOU KNOWAUSTRALIAISDANGEROUS
FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY
CODE RED
LOW-MOD
PREPARE. ACT SURVIVE
WHEN THE SECOND LOWEST FIRE
LEVEL IS HIGH
Everything In Australia Wants To Kill You

Fire, Memes, and Australia: YOU KNOWAUSTRALIAISDANGEROUS
FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY
CODE RED
LOW-MOD
PREPARE. ACT SURVIVE
WHEN THE SECOND LOWEST FIRE
LEVEL IS HIGH
Everything In Australia Wants To Kill You

Everything In Australia Wants To Kill You

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Fire, Australia, and Today: YOUKNOW AUSTRALIAIS DANGEROUS FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY LOW-MOD CODE RED PREPARE. ACT. SURVIVE WHEN THE SECOND LOWESTFIRE LEVEL IS HIGH <p>Everything In Australia Wants To Kill You.</p>

Fire, Australia, and Today: YOUKNOW AUSTRALIAIS DANGEROUS
FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY
LOW-MOD
CODE RED
PREPARE. ACT. SURVIVE
WHEN THE SECOND LOWESTFIRE
LEVEL IS HIGH
<p>Everything In Australia Wants To Kill You.</p>

Fire, Australia, and Today: YOUKNOW AUSTRALIAIS DANGEROUS
FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY
LOW-MOD
CODE RED
PREPARE. ACT. SURVIVE
WHEN THE SECOND LOWESTFIRE
LEVEL IS HIGH
<p>Everything In Australia Wants To Kill You.</p>

Everything In Australia Wants To Kill You.

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9gag, Never, and Ww2: Remeber war both were in 70 year ago? WW2? Da WE NEVER SIGN A TREATY CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED 夋 . CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED So let do so oh ok VIA 9GAG.COM Red alert!

9gag, Never, and Ww2: Remeber war both
were in 70 year
ago?
WW2?
Da
WE NEVER SIGN A TREATY
CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED
夋
.
CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED
So let do so
oh ok
VIA 9GAG.COM
Red alert!

9gag, Never, and Ww2: Remeber war both
were in 70 year
ago?
WW2?
Da
WE NEVER SIGN A TREATY
CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED
夋
.
CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED
So let do so
oh ok
VIA 9GAG.COM
Red alert!

Red alert!

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Bae, Come Over, and Memes: Bae: come over Me: can't I'm busy Bae: we're having a LAN party and my mom bought code red Mt. Dew Me: 6/4/16, 5:44 PM @mememang get in this lobby

Bae, Come Over, and Memes: Bae: come over
Me: can't I'm busy
Bae: we're having a LAN party and
my mom bought code red Mt. Dew
Me:
6/4/16, 5:44 PM
@mememang get in this lobby

Bae, Come Over, and Memes: Bae: come over
Me: can't I'm busy
Bae: we're having a LAN party and
my mom bought code red Mt. Dew
Me:
6/4/16, 5:44 PM
@mememang get in this lobby

@mememang get in this lobby

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Bae, Phone, and Dank Memes: bae: "lemme see your phone'' me: Code red code red

Bae, Phone, and Dank Memes: bae: "lemme see your phone''
me:
Code red code red

Bae, Phone, and Dank Memes: bae: "lemme see your phone''
me:
Code red code red

Code red code red

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Texting, Babes, and Bachelor: Yesterday 9:58 PM Code red in the bathroom, I say again code red in the bathroom There's no toilet paper. Help me please But the bachelor is on... BABE PLEASE O Text Message Se Q W E R T Y U I O The Bachelor is on.... Don't ask me for anything

Texting, Babes, and Bachelor: Yesterday 9:58 PM
Code red in the bathroom, I say
again code red in the bathroom
There's no toilet paper. Help me
please
But the bachelor is on...
BABE PLEASE
O Text Message
Se
Q W E R T Y U I O
The Bachelor is on.... Don't ask me for anything

Texting, Babes, and Bachelor: Yesterday 9:58 PM
Code red in the bathroom, I say
again code red in the bathroom
There's no toilet paper. Help me
please
But the bachelor is on...
BABE PLEASE
O Text Message
Se
Q W E R T Y U I O
The Bachelor is on.... Don't ask me for anything

The Bachelor is on.... Don't ask me for anything

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Fire, Target, and Tumblr: FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY CODE RED <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckabbott.tumblr.com/post/100811954400/the-fact-that-high-is-the-second-lowest-option" target="_blank">f**kabbott</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The fact that High is the second lowest option says a lot about Australia</p> </blockquote>

Fire, Target, and Tumblr: FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY
CODE RED
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckabbott.tumblr.com/post/100811954400/the-fact-that-high-is-the-second-lowest-option" target="_blank">f**kabbott</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>The fact that High is the second lowest option says a lot about Australia</p>
</blockquote>

Fire, Target, and Tumblr: FIRE DANGER RATING TODAY
CODE RED
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckabbott.tumblr.com/post/100811954400/the-fact-that-high-is-the-second-lowest-option" target="_blank">f**kabbott</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>The fact that High is the second lowest option says a lot about Australia</p>
</blockquote>

f**kabbott: The fact that High is the second lowest option says a lot about Australia

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Dank, Logic, and Memes: Code Red, so can remember the blood spilled in the name of logic and reason. Never forget. Typhoon, which will allow me to unleash a hurricane of rage comics, memes, and other forms of LOGIC to blow the fundies all the way out of our middle school's lunchroom. Original, like Charles Darwins ORIGINALS of species. The original sig- nifies that I do not NEED reLIEgon, like the ORIGINAL CAVEMEN WHO NEVER WORSHIPED. Voltage, for the progress of science and reason that continues to shock fundies and overload their maximum capacitance of logicc. White Out, to remind us of how oppressive fundies are to minorities (read as "atheist", obviously). By your powers combined, l am... Captain Logic.

Dank, Logic, and Memes: Code Red, so can remember the blood spilled in the name of logic
and reason. Never forget.
Typhoon, which will allow me to unleash a hurricane of rage comics,
memes, and other forms of LOGIC to blow the fundies all the way out
of our middle school's lunchroom.
Original, like Charles Darwins ORIGINALS of species. The original sig-
nifies that I do not NEED reLIEgon, like the ORIGINAL CAVEMEN WHO
NEVER WORSHIPED.
Voltage, for the progress of science and reason that continues to
shock fundies and overload their maximum capacitance of logicc.
White Out, to remind us of how oppressive fundies are to minorities
(read as "atheist", obviously).
By your powers combined, l am...
Captain Logic.

Dank, Logic, and Memes: Code Red, so can remember the blood spilled in the name of logic
and reason. Never forget.
Typhoon, which will allow me to unleash a hurricane of rage comics,
memes, and other forms of LOGIC to blow the fundies all the way out
of our middle school's lunchroom.
Original, like Charles Darwins ORIGINALS of species. The original sig-
nifies that I do not NEED reLIEgon, like the ORIGINAL CAVEMEN WHO
NEVER WORSHIPED.
Voltage, for the progress of science and reason that continues to
shock fundies and overload their maximum capacitance of logicc.
White Out, to remind us of how oppressive fundies are to minorities
(read as "atheist", obviously).
By your powers combined, l am...
Captain Logic.

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Red, Code, and Bell: As son as they beaT RDEO REPEAT as thte
co Bell in Washingto
CODE RED
"
, I REPEAT

Red, Code, and Bell: As son as they beaT RDEO REPEAT as thte
co Bell in Washingto
CODE RED
"
, I REPEAT

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